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White Christian Supremacist group the Ku Klux Klan has endorsed Barack Obama to be the next President of the United States of America.

Speaking from his Kentucky office in Dawson Springs, the Imperial Wizard exclaimed that anything or anyone is better than having that "crazy ass bitch" as President.

This is the first time in Klan history that any member of the KKK has ever publicly supported an African American candidate for the presidency.

KKK lodges all over America have been gathering and holding rallies supporting the black presidential candidate.

Grand Turk Cletus Monroe has also been very vocal about the election and has donated thousands of dollars to Obama's election fund.

"The boy's gonna do it. My Klan group has donated up to $250,000 to the Obama fund. Anything is better than Hillary Clinton. Hell I'll even adopt a black kid from Africa before I vote for Hillary."

"A few years back we were lynching negroes. Now we're gonna vote for one to be president of the US of motherfu**ing A, damn it! Anyone or anything is better than Hillary Clinton - anything!!"

Placards for Barack Obama have been put up around the Klan's Headquarters and the KKK have announced a television ad campaign to support the African American candidate.

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Lol i guess.

lol satire
*Crazy techno music* (http://lolselfsatire.ytmnd.com/)

Good, but I prefer The Onion.

The name 'Cletus' was a nice touch. :)

Man that's tame.

Funny article.:P

What if it is all part of their grand scheme? Rally for Obama and rely on people's hatred of them to actually drive people to Clinton?:P

If Clinton wins, I want to this paper make an article like that. That'd be so funny.

:confused: Huh? KKK supporting an African American. I better watch out for the seas of blood, global earthquakes, fire and plagues of locust...

Don't forget to mark your doors, you never know when they're going to do that whole "Death of the Firstborn Son" shit again.

As for the article, freaking hilarious. Vote Obama!

Funny article.:P

What if it is all part of their grand scheme? Rally for Obama and rely on people's hatred of them to actually drive people to Clinton?:P

If Clinton wins, I want to this paper make an article like that. That'd be so funny.

Yea I can't help but think that's their strategy to keep Obama out of the White House

Also, It reminds me of this (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chef_Goes_Nanners)

:confused: Huh? KKK supporting an African American. I better watch out for the seas of blood, global earthquakes, fire and plagues of locust...

I am pretty sure its fake looking from googles perspective.

Well...this line gives it away

The Daily Squib is a satirical publication and should therefore not be taken too ****ing seriously

It's wayYyyyyy at the bottom of the page.

I am pretty sure its fake looking from googles perspective.

http://www.dailysquib.co.uk/?c=117&a=1227

White Christian Supremacist group the Ku Klux Klan has endorsed Barack Obama to be the next President of the United States of America.

Speaking from his Kentucky office in Dawson Springs, the Imperial Wizard exclaimed that anything or anyone is better than having that "crazy ass bitch" as President.

This is the first time in Klan history that any member of the KKK has ever publicly supported an African American candidate for the presidency.

KKK lodges all over America have been gathering and holding rallies supporting the black presidential candidate.

Grand Turk Cletus Monroe has also been very vocal about the election and has donated thousands of dollars to Obama's election fund.

"The boy's gonna do it. My Klan group has donated up to $250,000 to the Obama fund. Anything is better than Hillary Clinton. Hell I'll even adopt a black kid from Africa before I vote for Hillary."

"A few years back we were lynching negroes. Now we're gonna vote for one to be president of the US of motherfu**ing A, damn it! Anyone or anything is better than Hillary Clinton - anything!!"

Placards for Barack Obama have been put up around the Klan's Headquarters and the KKK have announced a television ad campaign to support the African American candidate.

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Lol i guess.

Uh-huh.


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The Daily Squib is a satirical publication and should therefore not be taken too fu**ing seriously

What next, Ann Coulter endorsing Clinton... oh wait.

I like how several people didn't know this was a joke or think we think it is serious. I love it, actually.

What next, Ann Coulter endorsing Clinton... oh wait.

Err... Isn't AC parody as well... (Or was that CNN's AC???)

Well, still beats being endorsed by Tony Blair...

Cute. Even if the KKK are all Democrats, I am fairly certain they would endorse McCain over Obama.

I´m very surprised!:eek:

And in other news Satan shook hands with God.

Wait is this true?

Wait is this true?

:rolleyes:


Look up satire.

:rolleyes:


Look up satire.

I know what a satire is but where does it say it?

And in other news Satan shook hands with God.

:D

However, this would make sense for the KKK if they followed the policy of "Keep your friends close, your enemies closer"

I know what a satire is but where does it say it?

Its a satirical newspaper. Like The Onion.

However, this would make sense for the KKK if they followed the policy of "Keep your friends close, your enemies closer"

Can anyone imagine the KKK shaking hands with Obama?

Can anyone imagine the KKK shaking hands with Obama?

*tries to think*

*head asplodes*

LOL. Maybe, shake hands and then pull out a 6-shooter John Hinckley, Jr. style.

*tries to think*

*head asplodes*

LOL. Maybe, shake hands and then pull out a 6-shooter John Hinckley, Jr. style.

Hollywood should make a movie about an event like that.:D

Hollywood should make a movie about an event like that.:D

The Death of Barak Hussein Obama
A Whiteman Pictures Production
A KKK Studios movie
Presented by Nazism FTW Studios

Or make a videogame about it like they did with the JFK assiassination.

The Death of Barak Hussein Obama
A Whiteman Pictures Production
A KKK Studios movie
Presented by Nazism FTW Studios

Or make a videogame about it like they did with the JFK assiassination.

ROFL!
http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n123/adenthief61/obama_kkk.jpg
Sorry, I couldn´t help it. I saw the pic on the web and, well, here it is, Obama´s new image.

PS. Feel free to erase this at any moment.

ROFL!
http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n123/adenthief61/obama_kkk.jpg
Sorry, I couldn´t help it. I saw the pic on the web and, well, here it is, Obama´s new image.

PS. Feel free to erase this at any moment.

That's too funny
http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/Sarothai/Great.gif

That's too funny
http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/Sarothai/Great.gif

*takes a bow*
:D