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For example I like waking up and taking a hot shower. I always feel great after. So whats the best part of your day/routine.

Partying or drinking socially, which I can't do atm because I'm ill.

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Waking up.

There is a whole new day ahead of me with all the promise that it entails.

I hate waking up because that ends my day of sleep and wonderous adventers in Sleepy Land. I hate every day of school because I am harrased non stop NS is considered 'gay' and 'nerdish' and other variations of that. My favorite part of the day is when I take a nice big M18 explosive and blow it up, or when I take a gallon of lighter fluid and burn down a tree or light my friends pants on fire. As you can tell I am a pryo maniac and love exploding stuff.

I kind of like it around the evening when all my flatmates kind of converge in the living area to prepare dinner. we all just talk about each others days, have a laugh and just relax after a hard day of working.

However I hate when time just flies by. I want days to last longer.

I voted for sleep because sleep is gooood, but I also love the times when I can just relax and listen to some Renaissance polyphony or something, and when my friends and I just congregate in the kitchen or someone's room and discuss random things.

However I hate when time just flies by. I want days to last longer.

Agreed.

Partying or drinking socially, which I can't do atm because I'm ill.
Ooooh, this.
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A challenger appears.

My favorite part of the day is when I get to talk to the people I care about. These days, it's one person in particular. Sappy, I know.

I also like party o'clock, which is in about five hours now so I'm gonna grab a shower.

My favorite part is an hour before bedtime when everything that needs to be done today is done so I can just sit and do whatever I feel like without interruptions, the only downside is that sometimes I get carried away with a really good book or something until two hours after bedtime.

Taking a dump is nice too.

My favorite part is an hour before bedtime when everything that needs to be done today is done so I can just sit and do whatever I feel like without interruptions, the only downside is that sometimes I get carried away with a really good book or something until two hours after bedtime.

Taking a dump is nice too.

Classy.

Mine is the time when I manage to get off work just a little early and can BBQ a great meal with my friends and coworkers. Where we can all just sit around, have a few cold brews and shoot the shit.

Whacking off in the shower. It's all downhill from there.

I hate waking up because that ends my day of sleep and wonderous adventers in Sleepy Land. I hate every day of school because I am harrased non stop NS is considered 'gay' and 'nerdish' and other variations of that. My favorite part of the day is when I take a nice big M18 explosive and blow it up, or when I take a gallon of lighter fluid and burn down a tree or light my friends pants on fire. As you can tell I am a pryo maniac and love exploding stuff.


First part: Why do you let people know about NS? :p
Second part: http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e142/leftyflecken/minigun.jpg

What, sexin' isn't an option? :p

I'd have to say sleeping, especially since I don't get neeeearly enough.

Actually, that's a lie. Spending time with my lover. Not necessarily naked time, either. I just like being with him. :)

Whacking off in the shower. It's all downhill from there.
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First part: Why do you let people know about NS? :p
Second part: http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e142/leftyflecken/minigun.jpg

First Part: I don't I went on it one day and some stupid fuck got into my computer then said he that kid is gay he plays a gay game and he is a fag!
Second Part: What the shit indeed.

I'm not sure. It depends what mood I wake up in, although I do find that a certain drug plays an increasingly great role in my happiness. Help.:(

First Part: I don't I went on it one day and some stupid fuck got into my computer then said he that kid is gay he plays a gay game and he is a fag!

Well, we do have a decidedly disproportionate number of (open) gays and bisexuals.

But said "stupid fuck" is probably just, well, a stupid fuck. :)

I'm not sure. It depends what mood I wake up in, although I do find that a certain drug plays an increasingly great role in my happiness. Help.:(
You should maybe cool it with the drugs..... I like drink sometimes and every once in a blue moon smoke weed (really...almost never, but sometimes)....but you have to be able to have a good time without any of that stuff....it's really important.

Perhaps start working out at the gym..join a sports team, start hanging out with friends who don't do drugs...or start talking to a girl who is also not really into drugs....

just sort of avert your attention away from it...nothing good will come out of drug dependency.

Well, we do have a decidedly disproportionate number of (open) gays and bisexuals.

But said "stupid fuck" is probably just, well, a stupid fuck. :)

Couldn't agree more!

Whats the best part of your day?
For example I like waking up and taking a hot shower. I always feel great after. So whats the best part of your day/routine.

Going to bed with my wife.

Going to bed with Dyakovo's wife

LOL

Going to bed with Dyakovo's wife,

No seriously, it's sleeping - specifically, dreaming, and waking up and goinr back to sleep on a weekend; followed closely by masturbating, or masturbating while bathing or showering. However, if my computer were visible from my toilet, masturbating while taking a dump would surely trump sleeping.

Depends on the day.

The end of it.




Then another fuckin' day comes.:mad:

Going to bed with Dyakovo's wife,

No seriously, it's sleeping - specifically, dreaming, and waking up and goinr back to sleep on a weekend; followed closely by masturbating, or masturbating while bathing or showering. However, if my computer were visible from my toilet, masturbating while taking a dump would surely trump sleeping.

What about masturbating while taking a dump in the bath while using your computer?

What about masturbating while taking a dump in the bath while using your computer?
If you can figure out a way to make it clean up well, let me know because that would win.

"The evening with its period of relaxation and leisure"

Coming to NS forums and reading that Jesus walked with dinosaurs.

Sleeping, definitely. I'm especially partial to that time when I'm just dropping off - the bed is soft, the covers warm, there's a feeling of security and comfort - a kind of floating sensation that's quite pleasant.

If I'm allowed to wake naturally and jarred out of it by an alarm clock, my daughter or a hungry cat jumping on my stomach, it can be pleasant - the slow realization of consciousness, the softness of the mattress, the long, langorous stretch, then the opening of the eyes and seeing the clock only to realize that I OVERSLEPT, DAMN IT!

When I get home from "the camp".

I can relax, put my feet up, watch Tenko, listen to the Cabaret Soundtrack, come to NS and rule a little slice of heaven, check up on the League...

That said, the end of the day when I can lie in bed with a good book or masturbate (I usually do both several times a day!!!!!!) is also very nice.

I also like to lie back and Imagine the Lake District.

Yes, I'm a Lake District Addict.

Still, at least with this addiction I get nice views.

partying of being with friends. Swimming and showering are also great. Doing nothing is fabulous too.

um, i also have some questions first.
What exactly do you mean by 'praying' as in having faith in a God or praying for good things to happen, or praying you'l get a job or praying for forgiveness, who do you pray to, why do you pray etc etc etc.

Personally i would have gone for sleeping, except last night i had a nightmare where; i was with some folks moving a giant piece of cheese (you know the cheese that's cut into quarters, well like that but about the size of a coffin), then i got to this pub/hotel and i was sleeping in a largeish hall, then i hear a voice saying there was this boy who was forced to eat fish-heads, and rats and mice and generally dejected. Then a skeleton appears with glowing red eyes and walks toward me, so i wake up, except i'm still in the dream and now the skeleton is standing above me leering down at me i can't move i'm stuck then i cry out. It ends, and i wake up sweating, and rattled. Fucking imagination playing up again, godamn it. I don't usually have nightmares.

In fact after that i had another dream, where i'm on my first day in working for a Tesco outlet, and for some reason i'm showed around by this guy, then he has to cook a pizza, except i press a button the wrong way because i saw him do it, and it breaks the cooker so he starts to eat the uncooked pizza before his boss catches him. So i decide to take the pizza off him and hide it under a different stall thing (sort of a stock-room but not quite if you see what i mean), then my old boss from another job makes a joke about how i have a really cheap blue jacket and wonders why i wear it, so i start yelling at him, then he turns into a book for some reason so i throw the book around and generally saying "well i'm too poor to get a better jacket you retard!" and so on. Then it ends and i wake up.

God what a wierd night. Woah that was quite long.

My favourite part, after waking up I open my window and get a cool breeze every day, some days colder than others but its so refreshing. :)

It would be closely followed by seeing people I don't everyday and catching up and just chilling out, possibly with a nice chilled beer.

Fencing if I have it. If I do not, then I take studying.

Folger's in my cup.

I also like waking up and having time to read before I have to shower.

when I just woke up (on a weekend) and get morning cuddles

and breakfast because I can't cook cereal

When I get home from "the camp".

I thought working at gay nightclubs wasn't so bad :confused:

Yes, I'm a Lake District Addict.

dogger! :p

Either:

Waking up earlier than I need to so I can lie in bed longer.

or

Debating pointless issues like "why you shouldn't read the titles of articles"

posting on NSG.

that's the best part of my day.



Seriously!

Waking up and realizing that I do not have to work today! Then promptly going back to sleep.

The afternoon nap with my wife.

I thought working at gay nightclubs wasn't so bad :confused:



dogger! :p

It's not a Gay Nightclub, that's the name I have bestowed upon my Internment-Camp like School!!!!:D

No, I'd rather look at the scenery than be a dogger!

Damn, you sound like a bad PSA. The whole post is rubbish.

So you don't think its possible to have fun without drugs? Granted TAI was kind of preachy, but I feel sorry for you if what you implied is actually true.

You should maybe cool it with the drugs..... I like drink sometimes and every once in a blue moon smoke weed (really...almost never, but sometimes)....but you have to be able to have a good time without any of that stuff....it's really important.

Perhaps start working out at the gym..join a sports team, start hanging out with friends who don't do drugs...or start talking to a girl who is also not really into drugs....

just sort of avert your attention away from it...nothing good will come out of drug dependency.

Damn, you sound like a bad PSA. The whole post is rubbish.

So you don't think its possible to have fun without drugs? Granted TAI was kind of preachy, but I feel sorry for you if what you implied is actually true.

sure you can have fun w/o drugs, but drugs/alcohol can often make things more fun. I guess I was just more put off with the tone of the post. The sort "father knows best" vibe of 'you shouldn't do drugs cause they're bad, play sports or get a girlfriend instead' is absolute bullshit.

Trust me, nothing beats a Cream Tea in the Lake District with a Pretty Girl.

sure you can have fun w/o drugs, but drugs/alcohol can often make things more fun. I guess I was just more put off with the tone of the post. The sort "father knows best" vibe of 'you shouldn't do drugs cause they're bad, play sports or get a girlfriend instead' is absolute bullshit.

Fair enough, as I said TAI was rather preachy.

There´s nothing better than to get out of the office at the end of the day and come home. To me, that´s the best part of my day. But watching politicians bicker in session can be quite entertaining too. I like that part of my day too.:D:D

For example I like waking up and taking a hot shower. I always feel great after. So whats the best part of your day/routine.

Well taking a hot shower used to be the highlight of my day but now my Girlfriend is.

It's not a Gay Nightclub, that's the name I have bestowed upon my Internment-Camp like School!!!!:D

odd name to give a school though...what do you get up too I wonder

No, I'd rather look at the scenery than be a dogger!

spying for a glance at some pigeon are we ;)

Trust me, nothing beats a Cream Tea in the Lake District with a Pretty Girl.

baring doing something fun...or as the visitors will tell you having said "pretty girl" over the steering wheel of a ford escort :D

Best part of the day? Hitting the vape, surely. :P

Masturbating, then sleep.

4 o'clock is beer o'clock.

That moment when I get to lunch, my boyfriend and our friends are already there, I slip a Hershey's kiss on his tray, and his eyes light up.
That's the best part of my day.

Ditto!

*pictures Nanatsu masturbating*

http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/Sarothai/Terrific.gif

the point after i've got home from work and i'm half-way through smoking a spliff before my mouth starts to dry out.

Masturbating, then sleep.

Ditto!

Watching my Alma Mater defeating one of their arch rivals by 30 points :D

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http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/Sarothai/Terrific.gif

http://deephousepage.com/smilies/blush.gif

Listening to music. That always does it for me. :)

And I day dream about the girls I like. But usually don't masturbate. Must have gotten out of that phrase.

I was not trying to be preachy...I was trying to help. He said help me.
Fair enough, as I said TAI was rather preachy.

sure you can have fun w/o drugs, but drugs/alcohol can often make things more fun. I guess I was just more put off with the tone of the post. The sort "father knows best" vibe of 'you shouldn't do drugs cause they're bad, play sports or get a girlfriend instead' is absolute bullshit.

Damn, you sound like a bad PSA. The whole post is rubbish.
Oh just relax. I was trying to help him as he said he needed help and obviously seemed depressed. I was not trying to be like "father knows best">:rolleyes:

It's got to be waking up and gnawing through the leather straps.

Humping. Masterbation is good, but humping once or twice a day is better. I find I'm a better person for it too. Oh! and hummers when the girlfriend is on her monthly indisposition ;-) I LOVE LIFE!

Whacking off in the shower. It's all downhill from there.

This is why I masturbate before I go to bed. That way, the day ends with a climax. And the sexy thoughts continue as I fall asleep to become sexy dreams, which are also highly enjoyable.

when i'm by myself, creating and exploring, that's the best part of anything. even when its only on this computer and my wife's asleep in the back room.

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odd name to give a school though...what do you get up too I wonder



spying for a glance at some pigeon are we ;)



baring doing something fun...or as the visitors will tell you having said "pretty girl" over the steering wheel of a ford escort :D

Misery describes my school. It's like a Japanese WWII Prison Camp (almost or Colditz. Hence the name. Nowt to do with Gays. (sorry to ruin your fantasy!)

No, I have nearly no sex drive, therefore I find pleausre out of Other things. I only Masturbate to kill time. E.g before I go to sleep, when I wake up etc.

A Ford Escourt! Pretty girls aren't that desperate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm kinda torn between sleeping and taking a shower. One half of my body is in bed sleeping, and the other half is in the shower. :D
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But seriously, I enjoy sleeping because I can never (or so it seems) get enough sleep, at least not genuinely restful sleep. I usually "sleep" very lightly, sort of semi-conscious or something, I don't really know how to describe it. But I also enjoy having just had a nice, hot shower, especially when I'm sick.

When I lie down to sleep; because it's probably the only part of my day when my spine is perfectly straight.

That, and taking a scalding hot shower.

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Hi, I'm Lester Burnham.
And this is the high point of my day. *looks at WYTYG*

What, sexin' isn't an option? :p
C'mon, this is a semi-realistic poll. It wouldn't be realistic (it would be cruel even, perhaps) to intimate some sort of "sex" "life" for most of the posters. :p

EDIT: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13497291&postcount=75
See? :D

I love sleep. Period.

its a tricky one, but i'll break it down a bit:

weekdays: sleeping. waking up just means more of the same; more stress, more worry, more loneliness. going to sleep means i have to wake up again. the bit in between is usually stressful and unpleasant... and cold, at the moment.


weekends: its all good really cos the girl i love makes it all better and worthwhile :)

The end of it.




Then another fuckin' day comes.:mad:

agreed.

After reading the entire thread, I have realized that most of you do not get sex every day.

Having sex is the best part of my day, although as a paradox, having sex is not the best part of my life.

You poor lot.

really any part of it i can be utterly and completely alone. including when i am asleep dreaming.

as for the sex thing, thank ghod for male menopause and that i've passed beyond it. sex is for the young and teenagers should be allowed and encouraged to get it out of their system before it becomes the fixation that enslaves the rest of their lives.

sure it can be wonderful, but its genearally way over rated, other then society's need for its lowering of ambient aggressiveness. precisely why young sex has been so vehimently opposed, so that raisied ambient aggressiveness can make it easier for kings/governments to raise armies to fight wars and otherwise con the populas generally in to believing they have a need for governments and to be ruled.

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