What If Spartacus Was Jewish?
Did Spartacus claim to be sent by God or perform any (alleged)miracles?
Also, in b4 'I'm Spartacus' 'No, I'm Spartacus'.
Trotskylvania
29-02-2008, 23:19
*grabs popcorn, lawnchair*
This is going to get ugly...
Mad hatters in jeans
29-02-2008, 23:20
I'm Spartacus!
Mussleburgh
29-02-2008, 23:21
What is Spartacus was Jewish? He becomes a slave starts a revolt then he makes a sacrifice for the slaves he is leading. He offers himself on the cross in exchange for his people, taking all their sins upon him like Jesus does in the bible (later the Roman army slaughter the slaves anyway). Could he be a prophet from god for the jewish people? Would this kick start Christianity earlier based around Italy though? Would he feature in the new Testament and would he influence Christianity today?
((I'm not Christen and have no faith by the way ;)))
Thumbless Pete Crabbe
29-02-2008, 23:29
Of course Spartacus was Jewish. Everyone knows that.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000018/
Extreme Ironing
01-03-2008, 00:00
I'm Spartacus!
No, I'm Spartacus!
My work here is done. *leaves*
South Lorenya
01-03-2008, 00:06
No, I'm LG!
Tagmatium
01-03-2008, 03:47
Meh, can't get better than the "I'm Spartacus!" scene.
Trying to re-engineer a violent slave revolt into a religious thing seems... odd, really.
He could well have been Jewish to begin with, considering the confusion about where he was from, mainly stemming from the fact that he's labelled a a Thracian, which is both a place and a style of Gladiator.
The Parkus Empire
01-03-2008, 21:22
What is Spartacus was Jewish? He becomes a slave starts a revolt then he makes a sacrifice for the slaves he is leading. He offers himself on the cross in exchange for his people, taking all their sins upon him like Jesus does in the bible (later the Roman army slaughter the slaves anyway). Could he be a prophet from god for the jewish people? Would this kick start Christianity earlier based around Italy though? Would he feature in the new Testament and would he influence Christianity today?
((I'm not Christen and have no faith by the way ;)))
Interesting. However, his philosophy seems to differ greatly from Jesus'; I really do not believe religion can be started by violence...religion is very nice and peaceful....
Trilateral Commission
01-03-2008, 21:27
Kirk Douglas is Jewish.
Mad hatters in jeans
01-03-2008, 21:43
No, I'm Spartacus!
My work here is done. *leaves*
NO i'm Spartacus!
Boonytopia
02-03-2008, 02:21
We're all individuals.
We're all individuals.
:eek:
As I stated one time, I´m not touching this one with a 40 foot pole. But I´ll sit and watch what ensues...
*hands Nanatsu a 40' pole*
*makes her touch thread*
:p
Awww crap!:eek:
Talking about ethnicities gives me the hibbie-jibbies!! Do I have to?:headbang:
Yes, if you don't we have ways of making you talk ;)
nah not really, you'll notice I haven't posted anything of substance here either
Nanatsu no Tsuki
02-03-2008, 02:30
Did Spartacus claim to be sent by God or perform any (alleged)miracles?
Also, in b4 'I'm Spartacus' 'No, I'm Spartacus'.
As I stated one time, I´m not touching this one with a 40 foot pole. But I´ll sit and watch what ensues...
Ok, then I won´t.:D
Oh, and it´s a she.;)
k, consider it fixed :)
Fpr the record, I do think you´ve posted some things with content.
Not in this thread I haven't.Plus, added bonus, your posts usually crack me up.
Thank you :D
*bows*
Nanatsu no Tsuki
02-03-2008, 02:33
*hands Nanatsu a 40' pole*
*makes him touch thread*
:p
Awww crap!:eek:
Talking about ethnicities gives me the hibbie-jibbies!! Do I have to?:headbang:
Nanatsu no Tsuki
02-03-2008, 02:39
Yes, if you don't we have ways of making you talk ;)
nah not really, you'll notice I haven't posted anything of substance here either
Ok, then I won´t.:D
Oh, and it´s a she.;)
Fpr the record, I do think you´ve posted some things with content. Plus, added bonus, your posts usually crack me up.
Nanatsu no Tsuki
02-03-2008, 02:42
Not in this thread I haven't.
Thank you :D
*bows*
Not in this thread, but in others you have.
Do itashimashite!:D
The blessed Chris
02-03-2008, 03:01
Then he'd have a funny shaped nose....ahem, I'll just go out of the same door as the "No, I'm Spartacus" chaps shall I?
Callisdrun
02-03-2008, 03:06
Then he'd have a funny shaped nose....ahem, I'll just go out of the same door as the "No, I'm Spartacus" chaps shall I?
The only Jewish people I know do not have funny shaped noses. Well, except this one dude, but he's pretty funny looking in general.
The blessed Chris
02-03-2008, 03:13
The only Jewish people I know do not have funny shaped noses.
Brian in the life of Brian did.
Barbra Streisand does have a funny shaped nose, and she´s Jewish.
:eek:
Crap, I commented on a topic I swore myself I wouldn´t! The end is near.
http://deephousepage.com/smilies/conf45.gif
twice no less..
Barbra Streisand does have a funny shaped nose, and she´s Jewish.
:eek:
Crap, I commented on a topic I swore to myself I wouldn´t! The end is near.
http://deephousepage.com/smilies/conf45.gif
Nanatsu no Tsuki
02-03-2008, 03:18
The only Jewish people I know do not have funny shaped noses.
Barbra Streisand does have a funny shaped nose, and she´s Jewish.
:eek:
Crap, I commented on a topic I swore to myself I wouldn´t! The end is near.
http://deephousepage.com/smilies/conf45.gif
Nanatsu no Tsuki
02-03-2008, 03:25
twice no less..
Gomen asai.
http://deephousepage.com/smilies/gap.gif
Gomen asai.
http://deephousepage.com/smilies/gap.gif
:confused:
Nanatsu no Tsuki
02-03-2008, 03:36
:confused:
Nevermind.;)
Nevermind.;)
At least tell me what language it was in...
Johnny B Goode
02-03-2008, 03:39
What is Spartacus was Jewish? He becomes a slave starts a revolt then he makes a sacrifice for the slaves he is leading. He offers himself on the cross in exchange for his people, taking all their sins upon him like Jesus does in the bible (later the Roman army slaughter the slaves anyway). Could he be a prophet from god for the jewish people? Would this kick start Christianity earlier based around Italy though? Would he feature in the new Testament and would he influence Christianity today?
((I'm not Christen and have no faith by the way ;)))
Of course you're not! I know her and you ain't her. :p
Nanatsu no Tsuki
02-03-2008, 03:39
At least tell me what language it was in...
Japanese for ¨I´m sorry¨.
Japanese for ¨I´m sorry¨.
Ahh, considering one of the groups I like I should have known that :(
Nanatsu no Tsuki
02-03-2008, 03:42
Ahh, considering one of the groups I like I should have known that :(
Which group is that?
Which group is that?
t.A.T.u.
Nanatsu no Tsuki
02-03-2008, 03:47
t.A.T.u.
:confused:
Dyakovo, isn´t T.A.T.U. Russian?
:confused:
Dyakovo, isn´t T.A.T.U. Russian?
Yes, but in 1904 Russia fought Japan so....
Yes they are, but one of their songs is Gomenasai, which I tried to translate and couldn't until I searched for info about the song and found out the meaning (and language).
Nanatsu no Tsuki
02-03-2008, 03:53
Yes, but in 1904 Russia fought Japan so....
Yes they are, but one of their songs is Gomenasai, which I tried to translate and couldn't until I searched for info about the song and found out the meaning (and language).
Ah, ok. You can also use the shorter version, ¨Gomen e¨.
Tmutarakhan
02-03-2008, 08:33
Barbra Streisand does have a funny shaped nose, and she´s Jewish.
:eek:
Crap, I commented on a topic I swore to myself I wouldn´t! The end is near.
Is her end funny-shaped also?
[QUOTE=Mussleburgh;13491797]What is Spartacus was Jewish? [QUOTE]
He would have worn glasses?
He would have been a producer at the colosseum?
His uncle would have slaved in law?
His brother, the slave-haberdasher, would never discount him?
The Pictish Revival
02-03-2008, 22:50
What is Spartacus was Jewish? He becomes a slave starts a revolt then he makes a sacrifice for the slaves he is leading. He offers himself on the cross in exchange for his people, taking all their sins upon him like Jesus does in the bible (later the Roman army slaughter the slaves anyway). Could he be a prophet from god for the jewish people? Would this kick start Christianity earlier based around Italy though? Would he feature in the new Testament and would he influence Christianity today?
Would he influence Christianity? Not half as much as wildly inaccurate movies influence peoples' perception of history.
Apart from anything else, Spartacus wasn't crucified.
Nanatsu no Tsuki
03-03-2008, 00:14
Is her end funny-shaped also?
Who knows... I just hope it isn´t shaped like her nose, that much I can tell you.
[NS]RhynoDD
03-03-2008, 22:12
NO i'm Spartacus!
NO! I'm Jewdacus!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v450/RhynoD/jewdacus.jpg
[NS]RhynoDD
03-03-2008, 22:13
NO i'm Spartacus!
NO! I'm Jewdacus!