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((Caption contests are still allowed, aren't they? I haven't seen one recently. But I saw this pic and giggled so I thought I'd share.))

Hillary: I has invisible fried chicken and watermelon sandwhich. Lolz
Barak: Bitch, watch yourself.

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((Caption contests are still allowed, aren't they? I haven't seen one recently. But I saw this pic and giggled so I thought I'd share.))

I want to make some lewd reference to fondling breasts, but that would be too easy...

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I want to make some lewd reference to fondling breasts, but that would be too easy...

Yeah, I was going to involve Monica Lewinsky too....But I was like, "naw, way too easy".

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((Caption contests are still allowed, aren't they? I haven't seen one recently. But I saw this pic and giggled so I thought I'd share.))

Obama: "And he can still walk?"

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((Caption contests are still allowed, aren't they? I haven't seen one recently. But I saw this pic and giggled so I thought I'd share.))

and I offer up the six month old child to Satan, my dark lord and master...wait, I mean Obama is just using words! JUST WORDS!

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Braiiins....

No? I dunno. :p

Yes, I do have a pair and they're about thiiiiiiis big.

You should've added, "They used to be Bill's." ;)

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((Caption contests are still allowed, aren't they? I haven't seen one recently. But I saw this pic and giggled so I thought I'd share.))

Yes, I do have a pair and they're about thiiiiiiis big.

This is how I take my dead babie- er, casseroles, out of the oven.
What? He never said it had to be funny.:p

This is how I take my dead babie- er, casseroles, out of the oven.
What? He never said it had to be funny.:p

Mmmm, dead baby casserole....

Mmmm, dead baby casserole....

Yay Dead Babies joke!

Hillary: "The first time I caught Bill with trailer trash, I grabbed his nuts and squeezed like so..."
Barack: "Daaamn woman. I bet those iron claws of yours give pretty good massages."

Hillary: "The first time I caught Bill with trailer trash, I grabbed his nuts and squeezed like so..."
Barack: "Daaamn woman. I bet those iron claws of yours give pretty good massages."

Yes, I do have a pair and they're about thiiiiiiis big.

Obama: "And he can still walk?"

You can tell alot about the person by the caption they posted.

Gauthier apparently like BDSM because of the "iron claws" remark, and the last I've heard, iron claws on testicles hurt.

Neo Art may have some insecurities issuse what with the comment on big testicles. I'm just kidding Neo;)

and Anti-Social Darwinism apparently likes it rough, the American football tackle kind of rough.

Thank you and have a Good Day.

Hillary: "The first time I caught Bill with trailer trash, I grabbed his nuts and squeezed like so..."
Barack: "Daaamn woman. I bet those iron claws of yours give pretty good massages."

Why does Obama suddenly speak with the voice of Chef from South Park ? ;)

From everything I've learned about Hillary Clinton i'm fully capable of admitting that she in all likelihood has a bigger pair than I do.

Bigger than the vast majority of us, for that matter.

Did they use to belong to Bill?

Neo Art may have some insecurities issuse what with the comment on big testicles. I'm just kidding Neo;)

From everything I've learned about Hillary Clinton i'm fully capable of admitting that she in all likelihood has a bigger pair than I do.

Bigger than the vast majority of us, for that matter.

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Hillary: Votes! Votes! Mores! I craves them! Mores! Dirty thieves, they steals it!

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:p

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For a moment Kang was worried that Kodus's enthusiasm might give their plan away, but a swift look brought his junior back in line.

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Hillary: You should have seen the one that got away. It was huge.
Barrack: Really?
Hillary: Yes. It was THIS big. And it had pincer claws and stuff.

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Clinton: I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, duddily dee. There they are standing in a row. Big ones small ones some as big as your head

Obama: Oh God, not this song again!

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"Amit skepticism from her rivals, Hillary Clinton publicly reveals her Telekinetic powers."

Hillary: I has the force!
Obama: ORLY?

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In a desparate appeal to the gun lobby to vote for her, Hilary shows how cold and dead her hands are.

Hillary and Barrak both describe their preferred methods of the same-sex reach-around.

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Clinton and Obama agree to settle their differences on the basketball court

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Me: Hillary Mixes silver Jewelry and gold cuff?! this woman could soon be running a country :eek:

Obama: someone in the future will criticize your horrendous sense of coordination

"Amit skepticism from her rivals, Hillary Clinton publicly reveals her Telekinetic powers."

:p
I've got one.
Hillary: I will reach out to those in need and BURN THEM! Because the power of the LORD is Unfathomable, he will stop the heretics, bringing down the US, i will guide his hands like this!
Barak: (No wonder your husband lost his presidency with someone like you as their partner.)

Inwardly Obama began to wonder why he always seemed to end up sat next to the nutter.

"No, Obama, THIS is how you grab 'em on national TV."

Hillary tries the desperate "love me!" mind control trick from Bruce Almighty on the voters.

Obama tries to figure out why she is wearing that ridiculous collar.

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Hillary: If I am nominated, the victory is within my grasp! I mean our.
Obama: Oh really.

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Hillary: If I am nominated, the victory is within my grasp! I mean our.
Obama: Oh really.

In that picture Hillary looks like Emperor Palpatine!:eek:

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Hillary: *mutters* That damn bitch is here? *normal* Yeah you heard me Monica! Your ass has its own postal code! You want some of this?

Obama: *thinking* ...maybe if she pays enough attention to my decoy I can sweep this election thing...

Obama: "And he can still walk?"

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:p
Hehe.

Hillary: (to someone in audience) Bitch, you got a problem with me?
Barack: (thinking) Angry women are hawt. Lean forward more so I can see your cleavage.

Hillary: The last time I was in the same room as a black man, he was coming at me from behind, and all I could find to hold on to was the windowsill, so I grabbed it like this...and, whew, what an experience.

Barack: But...the guy who did your makeup was...that explains why you smell like sex...

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As Hilary explains her approach to handling Big Oil Executives, Barack notices her exposed carotid...

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((Caption contests are still allowed, aren't they? I haven't seen one recently. But I saw this pic and giggled so I thought I'd share.))

Hillary: I swear the taco was really this big! And the guy who gave it to me was all covered in mud!
Obama: What?
Hillary: Yeah! And it was the best taco I've ever had, too!

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"Going to war with Iran will give us huge...tracts of land."

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((Caption contests are still allowed, aren't they? I haven't seen one recently. But I saw this pic and giggled so I thought I'd share.))

Hillery Clinton tries to explain to Obama the size of Marrows he should have on his veg stall.

Obama wonders why thats the same size as her thing for stiff necks in her bag.

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"Corporate Sponsorship hits a new low as Hillary Clinton endorses Coca-Cola during Presidential debate."

In that picture Hillary looks like Emperor Palpatine!:eek:

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Witness the power of this fully operational battle... device!

:D

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Witness the power of this fully operational battle... device!

:D

ROFLMAFAO!!!:D

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obama: was it wrong of me to leave that cattle prod in her chair?

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Off camera: "So there's this giant enemy crab. You should attack its weak point for massive damage."
Obama: "Wait! What's it's weak point?"

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Barack : "OOOOH! So that's how Bill did it!"

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Hillary: "McCain said the vietnamese tortured him with these massive nipple twists"

Obama, inside his head: "This sick bitch is enjoying that description"

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Hilary: The fish that I caught was exactly this big.

Barrack: Maybe I should put peanut butter on my bait.

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Hillary: You then take the pizza like this...
Obama: Um, Hillary, New Yorkers are supposed to fold their pizza.

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wait, this isn't the album covers game? crap!

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Hillary: "...then I held their hearts in my hands until they stopped beating..."

Barack: "No more video games for you, bitch!"

Hillary: "...then I held their hearts in my hands until they stopped beating..."
Oh man, that gives me a great idea, but I can't do it now.

Hillary: Kali Ma, Kali Ma!

Hillary: And I raised the aborted fetus up like this, and got out my crazy straw and then I."

Barack: "WTF?" *Smacks Hillary and Does a Z-snap* "Oh, no you, didn't, sista!"

Hillary: *sigh* The only reason I'm loosing votes is because my tits aren't down to here...

Obama: No, its coz u suck lol.

Obama: So you say Darth Vader learned everything he knew from you?
Hillary: Of course, he did it all wrong you see, THIS is how you properly choke a Republican...

No, THIS is Emperor Palpatine...

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S*it! The Pope! I hate the current Pope, gods. He looks like a white-haired version of an old Adolf Hitler and Palpatine combined!! Creepy!:eek:

But still, Hillary does look like Emperor Palpatine in that photo.:p

In that picture Hillary looks like Emperor Palpatine!:eek:

No, THIS is Emperor Palpatine...

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"And you can't have your taco and eat it, too!"
"Yes we can!"

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"And you can't have your taco and eat it, too!"
"Yes we can!"

I love you. :fluffle:

S*it! The Pope! I hate the current Pope, gods. He looks like a white-haired version of an old Adolf Hitler and Palpatine combined!! Creepy!:eek:

But still, Hillary does look like Emperor Palpatine in that photo.:p

No, I think Palpatine is prettier.

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And below, I can't take credit for this one, but funny nevertheless.

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