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Ariel Sharon turns 80 years old...while he's in a coma

Bann-ed
27-02-2008, 03:18
Uhm... Happy Birthday? :confused:
Zilam
27-02-2008, 03:18
Why don't they just pull the plug?
[NS]Click Stand
27-02-2008, 03:19
But who blew out the candles?:(

Wow, triple thread-steal, I'd feel like a terrible poster if that ever happened to me.
New Manvir
27-02-2008, 03:23
uber linkage (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/7265204.stm)

So Ariel Sharon turned 80 years old and apparently he's in a coma, I thought he was dead...

Former Israeli Prime Minister, Ariel Sharon, who is still in a coma two years after suffering a massive stroke, has reached the age of 80.

Mr Sharon's close friends and family marked his birthday on Tuesday with a private visit to his hospital bed.

"My hopes and prayers are that he will recover but as time goes by the chances of that happening decline. The doctors taking care of him are not optimistic.
Sel Appa
27-02-2008, 03:28
Y'all think he's dead despite it never being posted. What a shame he's pretty much gone...
New Foxxinnia
27-02-2008, 03:31
I would have sent him a card, but I thought he was dead.
Mirkana
27-02-2008, 03:39
You know, if he does recover, it's going to impact Israeli politics significantly.
Soviet Haaregrad
27-02-2008, 03:42
I'd kick him in the murderous ass, but I don't think he'd care.
Zilam
27-02-2008, 04:06
Dirty Thieves, they stole it from us, WE HATES THEM!!!

-throws post in lava- There, go get it! :)
Zilam
27-02-2008, 04:07
You know, if he does recover, it's going to impact Israeli politics significantly.

Naw, likely he would live in some old folks home or have private care. No way he is ever going back to politics.
New Manvir
27-02-2008, 04:12
Uhm... Happy Birthday? :confused:

Why don't they just pull the plug?

Click Stand;13484543']But who blew out the candles?:(

Wow, triple thread-steal, I'd feel like a terrible poster if that ever happened to me.

Dirty Thieves, they stole it from us, WE HATES THEM!!!
New Granada
27-02-2008, 04:23
One of the events in life that compels even the most hardened skeptic to put a check in the "karma" column.
[NS]Click Stand
27-02-2008, 04:27
One of the events in life that compels even the most hardened skeptic to put a check in the "karma" column.

What, him living until eighty or living in a coma. I guess my question comes down to is it worse to be in a coma or dead?
Bann-ed
27-02-2008, 04:31
*Jumps into lava to get thread*

PRECIOOOUUUUUUUSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*hugs Zilam in a questionable manner and waits to be rescued by large birds as the mountain erupts*
New Manvir
27-02-2008, 04:32
-throws post in lava- There, go get it! :)

*Jumps into lava to get thread*

PRECIOOOUUUUUUUSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lunatic Goofballs
27-02-2008, 04:35
Do they have birthday cake in IV form? :confused:
Bann-ed
27-02-2008, 04:41
Do they have birthday cake in IV form? :confused:

I wouldn't be surprised...but the cake is a lie anyway.
New Manvir
27-02-2008, 05:01
Do they have birthday cake in IV form? :confused:

What's the point of consuming it if you can't taste it? Would you still consume tacos and pies if you couldn't eat and taste them
Zilam
27-02-2008, 05:55
*hugs Zilam in a questionable manner and waits to be rescued by large birds as the mountain erupts*

-gropes-

You asked for it! I could tell by your hug! :D
Bann-ed
27-02-2008, 06:01
-gropes-

You asked for it! I could tell by your hug! :D

Wait... so it wasn't this short skirt I'm wearing?

There goes my case..
Zilam
27-02-2008, 06:02
Wait... so it wasn't this short skirt I'm wearing?

There goes my case..

Skirt? You are a female? -gropes even more- :p
Bann-ed
27-02-2008, 06:11
Skirt? You are a female? -gropes even more- :p

Ha. No.

I was just testing out a theory that people just can't help themselves if a person is wearing a short skirt. Evidently, this is not the case, so there goes my Defense.
Zilam
27-02-2008, 06:16
Ha. No.

I was just testing out a theory that people just can't help themselves if a person is wearing a short skirt. Evidently, this is not the case, so there goes my Defense.

-is disappointed- Oh well. Keep wearing them skirts, they do your legs well :p
United Beleriand
27-02-2008, 06:20
Y'all think he's dead despite it never being posted. What a shame he's pretty much gone...It's not a shame that Mr Grand Slaughterer is almost gone.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabra_and_Shatila_massacre
United Beleriand
27-02-2008, 06:21
You know, if he does recover, it's going to impact Israeli politics significantly.How? More Jewish settlements in the West Bank?
Demented Hamsters
27-02-2008, 06:26
still in a coma, eh?
Thank god I forgot to send him a birthday present this year! While he's still in a coma, he won't notice.
Bann-ed
27-02-2008, 06:27
-is disappointed- Oh well. Keep wearing them skirts, they do your legs well :p

I'll just start calling them kilts and everything will be fine.
*is slain by a flying tankard*
Non Aligned States
27-02-2008, 08:51
It's not a shame that Mr Grand Slaughterer is almost gone.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabra_and_Shatila_massacre

Wrong guy. You're thinking of Elie Hobeika. Aerial Sharon may have sat on his ass, but it wasn't him or his orders that started pulling the trigger.
Lunatic Goofballs
27-02-2008, 08:59
What's the point of consuming it if you can't taste it? Would you still consume tacos and pies if you couldn't eat and taste them

Probably.
Nodinia
27-02-2008, 09:44
Y'all think he's dead despite it never being posted. What a shame he's pretty much gone...

No pwers here. Back under the bridge.