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What kinky sex floats your boat?


Personally I'm into S&M and Cosplay.

Swinging. I'll try most things (and people) once :)

I'll try most things that doesn't involve any excrements/children/animals.

I like Toast..oh,you mean sex! meh... I am plain and old fashioned, Me Guy,you Girl,and a 30 pack of beer

http://www.boomspeed.com/looonatic/8balldoomed.jpg

I'm into <deleted for the safety of everyone everywhere>. :)

Make-up sex. If there was yelling in the argument preceding it, it'll probably be better. :)

I'm into <deleted for the safety of everyone everywhere>. :)You disgusting perv! :mad:
Only evil people get wood from censorship!

I'm rather dirty at the moment so I'd like a bath please :)

I'm into <deleted for the safety of everyone everywhere>. :)

how do you get the Taco shells out the sheets/curtains though?

I'm rather dirty at the moment so I'd like a bath please :)



how do you get the Taco shells out the sheets/curtains though?

The penguins eat them. ..... Dammit! Now look what you made me do? :mad:

The penguins eat them. ..... Dammit! Now look what you made me do? :mad:

ah, but how do you explain the rampaging stegosaurus to the police when they arrive?

hmm...oddly on original typing I spelt every word in that sentence wrong (:confused:) so are you feeling anything?

You disgusting perv! :mad:
Only evil people get wood from censorship!

Depends on the kind of censorship ;)

I'm into BDSM and Dom/Sub. :D

oh my...let's say..that this thread isn't big enough for an accurate explanation.

You're a Furry?! :eek: :p

ah, but how do you explain the rampaging stegosaurus to the police when they arrive?

It was in the mud pit when I got there. :p

oh my...let's say..that this thread isn't big enough for an accurate explanation.

...I'm kinda scared.

oh my...let's say..that this thread isn't big enough for an accurate explanation.

Swinging. I'll try most things (and people) once :)

! So how YOU doin?

I probably should not be admitting this, but ... bondage. And I want a St. John's cross. Really badly.

! So how YOU doin?

*lol

Just fine, thanks

! So how YOU doin?

Do that really works?

oh my...let's say..that this thread isn't big enough for an accurate explanation.

It's as big as you'd like it to be ;)

Do that really works?

For some people. It always does depend on who's asking ;)

You're a Furry?! :eek: :p

oh fuck no.

For some people. It always does depend on who's asking ;)

so...um...did it work?

I probably should not be admitting this, but ... bondage. And I want a St. John's cross. Really badly.

Why should you not be admitting that?

Why should you not be admitting that?Might be applying for a job and you never know who reads the forums...

so...um...did it work?

As a chat-up line? Got my attention, didn't it? ;)
Now all you need to do is keep my interest ...

Might be applying for a job and you never know who reads the forums...

That's reasonable enough.

As a chat-up line? Got my attention, didn't it? ;)

Hm, the lady does have a point...

Now all you need to do is keep my interest ...

so how do you say "I can tie cherry stems into knots with my tongue" in german? :p

and she puts the name Dalmatia Cisalpina on her resume?

From what I hear employeers do sometimes look at what the person does online, their Facebook, their MySpace etc.

Personally I don't see the point, as long as they're qualified for the job and do the job, who the Hell cares what they do on the internet?

Dammit the Time Warps are really bad!

and she puts the name Dalmatia Cisalpina on her resume?Irrelevant if the company her would-be employer is paying to dig up stuff online does what it's paid for.

so how do you say "I can tie cherry stems into knots with my tongue" in german? :p"I can with my tongue cherry stems tie/knot." Only you'd say it in German.

I probably should not be admitting this, but ... bondage.

Why should you not admit that? Unless you don't want to get hit on by horny internet guys...then you probably shouldn't have admitted that...

And I want a St. John's cross. Really badly.

Hm? You mean a st andrew's cross yes?

Might be applying for a job and you never know who reads the forums...

and she puts the name Dalmatia Cisalpina on her resume?

girls in uniforms,(must see website http://www.3wishes.com/uniforms.asp)*nods*
also berets very hot
other than that........
threesomes,

sure, but what am I gonna get out of all that. It's a long trip to europe, and not worth it for some lousy cherry stems :p

*slaps forehead, shakes head and walks away*

scaremongering, really. In order to link this forum name to myself as a real life person I either have to:

1) link to information relevant to my real life
2) link to pages that do so
3) use the same screen name that I do on other locations where 1 and 2 occur.

The only way you can find out who I am is if I leave the information trail for you, or you can get access to my ISP from the administrators, and there's a whole ton of privacy laws that prevent that.Well, yeah. But how's that supposed to help someone that's made a slip in all those ;)
All it takes is one, and it's nigh impossible to completely purge it afterwards.

so how do you say "I can tie cherry stems into knots with my tongue" in german? :p

I demand to see proof of that before I translate it ;)

I demand to see proof of that before I translate it ;)

sure, come here, I'll give you a demonstration

sure, come here, I'll give you a demonstration

Nah, I don't like traveling much any more. You come here.

Irrelevant if the company her would-be employer is paying to dig up stuff online does what it's paid for.

scaremongering, really. In order to link this forum name to myself as a real life person I either have to:

1) link to information relevant to my real life
2) link to pages that do so
3) use the same screen name that I do on other locations where 1 and 2 occur.

The only way you can find out who I am is if I leave the information trail for you, or you can get access to my ISP from the administrators, and there's a whole ton of privacy laws that prevent that.

Nah, I don't like traveling much any more. You come here.

sure, but what am I gonna get out of all that. It's a long trip to europe, and not worth it for some lousy cherry stems :p

I demand to see proof of that before I translate it ;)sure, come here, I’ll give you a demonstration
*throws bucket of water over thread*

sure, but what am I gonna get out of all that. It's a long trip to europe, and not worth it for some lousy cherry stems :p

Well, you'll never know until you come, will you?

*throws bucket of water over thread*

Wet T-Shirt competition?

Well, you'll never know until you come, will you?

the lady has a point ;)

Wet T-Shirt competition?

now that's hot..

You disgusting perv! :mad:
Only evil people get wood from censorship!

Nah, I´m sure people, it doesn´t matter how pervy they are, get wood from a variety of reasons. LOL!

What am I into?
I´ll never teeeelll...

To steal a phrase from Mistress Mastisse, I'm into anarchist kink.

Uuhh, what´s that? I´m curious now. Can you explain?;)

To steal a phrase from Mistress Mastisse, I'm into anarchist kink.

Swinging. I'll try most things (and people) once :)

Yet one more thing we the people love about Cabra....

b-t-w, long time no speak....

I like to take my handgun into bed and point it at my partner's head and force her to do things. Its only really exciting if the gun is loaded though.

No, thats a lie, I'm not into any kinky shit at all.

I like being dominated and occationally slapped

*slaps Sparkelle's ass * :p

not there!

What's with all the sex threads lately?


Is everyone still horny from the Sexiest NSer thread?
Also, it's the start of spring, when the lambs are a-frolicking, and under 30s are a-shagging.

I like being dominated and occationally slapped

*slaps Sparkelle's ass * :p

What's with all the sex threads lately?


Is everyone still horny from the Sexiest NSer thread?

Also, it's the start of spring,

It's the end of February.

Is everyone still horny from the Sexiest NSer thread?

Everyone here is always horny. That thread probably just put the idea in people's heads.

Uuhh, what´s that? I´m curious now. Can you explain?;)

How to explain anarchist kink... GGG with a very big imagination. No rules, lots of kink, open to anything. You need a partner with the same mindset for this to work.


Not a German porn thing thankyouverymuch. <-you know who are.

What's with all the sex threads lately?


Is everyone still horny from the Sexiest NSer thread?

Yep, it's all your fault

What's with all the sex threads lately?


Is everyone still horny from the Sexiest NSer thread?

Yes?





*Humps random Generalite*
http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/love072.gif

How to explain anarchist kink... GGG with a very big imagination. No rules, lots of kink, open to anything. You need a partner with the same mindset for this to work.


Not a German porn thing thankyouverymuch. <-you know who are.

Ok, I have homework for tonight!:D Just kidding.

Ok, I have homework for tonight!:D

That would be research into the wonderful world of Germany, wouldn't it? ;)

That would be research into the wonderful world of Germany, wouldn't it? ;)

Hai, Gravlen-sama!

Shit, I keep seeing this image in my mind of me responding like a crazed anime girl. Probably I am.:rolleyes:

*Backs slowly away from the mass of overly excited Generalites*

Sadly, though I live in the land where finding just about every kind of fetish is easy, I don't claim any in particular.

Kinky.

In Spain we called that ¨cachondeo intenso¨.

Hai, Gravlen-sama!

Shit, I keep seeing this image in my mind of me responding like a crazed anime girl. Probably I am.:rolleyes:

We could be in the mood for some anime kink.;)

We could be in the mood for some anime kink.;)

I pledge the 5th.
F.I.F. FIF!!!:D

Yep, it's all your fault

I'm clearly not the sexiest, so it's not my fault. :p

Hai, Gravlen-sama!

Shit, I keep seeing this image in my mind of me responding like a crazed anime girl. Probably I am.:rolleyes:

As befitting NSG, I am gonna have to ask you to provide evidence to back up your claim.

:p

Well, you'll never know until you come, will you?

Kinky.

As befitting NSG, I am gonna have to ask you to provide evidence to back up your claim.

:p

Very well, take a look at this:
MITSUKA-SENSEI! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VU5uhppuTk)
That´s the image I keep getting, Gravlen-sama...:D

oh me just bit of D/s once dabbled with a bit of gorean play but couldn't be bothered to learn all the strange lingo

Yes?





*Humps random Generalite*
http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/love072.gif

*steals smilie for collection*

oh me just bit of D/s once dabbled with a bit of gorean play but couldn't be bothered to learn all the strange lingo

this is far more amusing than most on NSG will probably understand...

Lets just say if it doesn't involved midgets, scuba suits and sour cream, I'm not interested.

Very well, take a look at this:
MITSUKA-SENSEI! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VU5uhppuTk)
That´s the image I keep getting, Gravlen-sama...:D

I approve :D

:fluffle:

What kinky sex floats your boat?


Personally I'm into S&M and Cosplay.
To be perfectly honest, I don't quite know yet. I haven't had enough experience.

I can say being tied up lightly and teased is very arousing for me, though. (The idea here being a completely consensual thing as opposed to the more traditional roleplaying-type bondage thing.) I like being teased with whips. (Only teased; no actual pain.)

I like being teased with whips. (Only teased; no actual pain.)

I'll keep that in mind for next time...

I'll keep that in mind for next time...

Who are you?

Who are you?

Wouldn't you like to know, you naughty sailor you? ;)

Wouldn't you like to know, you naughty sailor you? ;)
I'm not a sailor yet.

I'm not a sailor yet.

Well, you're going to be, it's close enough (and also why I didn't say squid).

Well, you're going to be, it's close enough (and also why I didn't say squid).

I'm still a little confused here.

I'm still a little confused here.

I think he means to say that you're a fish.

I'm still a little confused here.

Squid is the Marines' favorite term for Navy personnel.

Right.

That's not what confused me. What confuses me is why you're flirting.

Right.

That's not what confused me. What confuses me is why you're flirting.

I'm tired and feeling silly :p

I'm tired and feeling silly :p

drinking massive amounts of alcohol would fix that.

I'm tired and feeling silly :p

Oh, I see.

drinking massive amounts of alcohol would fix that.

Ahh, but I can't do that... I would be breaking the law when I went to work in the morning.

Right.

That's not what confused me. What confuses me is why you're flirting.

You came into the "what are you into thread", what where you expecting?

You came into the "what are you into thread", what where you expecting?

Exactly...
*winks at U-n-U *
:fluffle:

You came into the "what are you into thread", what where you expecting?

I was expecting to simply reveal what I was "into" that's all.

Ahh, but I can't do that... I would be breaking the law when I went to work in the morning.

why what the hell do you do?

why what the hell do you do?

I drive tractor trailer.
By USDOT rules you are not allowed to get behind the wheel of a rig unless it has been at least 8 hours since any alcohol you have imbibed has left your system.

I drive tractor trailer.
By USDOT rules you are not allowed to get behind the wheel of a rig unless it has been at least 8 hours since any alcohol you have imbibed has left your system.

Oh. well I suppose that makes sense then

I know what I like and it's good.:p

Straight, monogamous, marital sex is what I like. What ever else happens within those boundaries, I am all for.

Straight, monogamous, marital sex is what I like. What ever else happens within those boundaries, I am all for.

How would you know?;)

How would you know?;)

:eek: You caught me! :p

No, I just "know".

Here's what I'm into. I have a real fetish for sticking my penis into a fit, college-aged woman's vagina. Call me a freak, but that's what really turns me on.


This thread should have been accompanied by a proper poll with the following options to check:

men
women
elderly men
elderly women
little boys
little girls
transexuals
relatives
animals
corpses

Here's what I'm into. I have a real fetish for sticking my penis into a fit, college-aged woman's vagina. Call me a freak, but that's what really turns me on.


This thread should have been accompanied by a proper poll with the following options to check:

men
women
elderly men
elderly women
little boys
little girls
transexuals
relatives
animals
corpses

I keep reading your name as "Tongue Ass"... which would be funny if you were in to that sort of thing.

oh me just bit of D/s once dabbled with a bit of gorean play but couldn't be bothered to learn all the strange lingo

Oh god, obscure nerd reference I get... NSG has truly claimed my soul. *hangs head, shame-faced*

I drive tractor trailer.
By USDOT rules you are not allowed to get behind the wheel of a rig unless it has been at least 8 hours since any alcohol you have imbibed has left your system.

That's what my cousins from Kansas and Upstate New York call a "wild night". :P

Watching really hot guys make out (yes, I'm a chick).

I keep reading your name as "Tongue Ass"... which would be funny if you were in to that sort of thing.
Only if it's your tongue and my ass, or maybe if you cleaned yours really well.

I know this sounds corny, but arguing and intellectual conversation turn me on. Only if I'm participating, mind you.

I know this sounds corny, but arguing and intellectual conversation turn me on. Only if I'm participating, mind you.So basically what you're saying is that you're typing a lot of these posts one-handed, right?

So basically what you're saying is that you're typing a lot of these posts one-handed, right?

You know, I walked right into that one...

I'm not that dexterous, that's all I'll say about that.

My debate partner in high school was as beautiful and intelligent as any woman I've ever met, and I was (and still am) utterly infatuated with her, so I'm guessing that is why I made the connection between intellectual stimulus and some very unintellectual activities, if you know what I mean.

I know this sounds corny, but arguing and intellectual conversation turn me on. Only if I'm participating, mind you.

So basically what you're saying is that you're typing a lot of these posts one-handed, right?

You call these forums intellectual?... So I guess I should say what I'm into. Lets see:
Intellectual stimulus (Im with you Trotskylvania)
Geeky Thin Guys turn me on.
Dark/rock Jock type guys too.
Some Emo guys
Bottoms
Light bondage ie: blindfolds and handcuffs.
Docking
Guys going commando in denim jeans
... Im sure there is more, but I don't know you people that well.

Intellectual stimulus (Im with you Trotskylvania)
Geeky Thin Guys turn me on.
Dark/rock Jock type guys too.
Some Emo guys
Bottoms
Light bondage ie: blindfolds and handcuffs.
Docking
Guys going commando in denim jeans
Something about your post struck me as being the preferences of a dude even though "bottoms" could have meant "cute butt".

Then I looked up "docking" on urbandictionary.com and my suspicions were confirmed. That docking thing's pretty creative.

the name of this topic fooled me into thinking this was going to be about something interesting.

sex is ok, aesthetically, but it's not exactly that kind of a big deal that i care that much about.

what i'm in to, is trees, trains, computers and little furry creatures with big sharp teeth, and/or, any environmentally harmonious tecnology i can get my hands on that i can actually use to create and explore with.

once upon a time, when i was very young, sex was something unimaginably wonderful to explore. that's been a few decades.

when i was the most interested i had the least opportunities. i don't know about now, other then that i could no longer care less.

i still like erotic literature that takes place in an alternative universe without a lot of the conventional hangups or motivations for them, but recognizing the universe we do live in, that's as far as it goes.

=^^=
.../\...

<==<== Yep, gay.

Something about your post struck me as being the preferences of a dude even though "bottoms" could have meant "cute butt".

Then I looked up "docking" on urbandictionary.com and my suspicions were confirmed. That docking thing's pretty creative.

I will also add that whatever you do I do NOT recommend doing a google image search on the word "docking".

Straight, monogamous, marital sex is what I like. What ever else happens within those boundaries, I am all for.

Wow, that's a very narrow fetish.
That must be crippling your sexual life...

Wow, that's a very narrow fetish.
That must be crippling your sexual life...

seriously, can you imagine if you could only get off if you were married?

I'd have to SERIOUSLY rethink that european trip...

Watching really hot guys make out (yes, I'm a chick).

Same here.
I'm really, really lucky that way, cause my BF is bi :D

What kinky sex floats your boat?
Food+sex.

seriously, can you imagine if you could only get off if you were married?

I'd have to SERIOUSLY rethink that european trip...

I don't WANT to imagine that... I mean, you would never get to fool around with people you fancy, no threesomes or moresomes, no watching, no girl-on-girl and guy-on-guy, no hot one-offs.... I think I'd be bored out of my head in next to no time.

I don't WANT to imagine that... I mean, you would never get to fool around with people you fancy, no threesomes or moresomes, no watching, no girl-on-girl and guy-on-guy, no hot one-offs.... I think I'd be bored out of my head in next to no time.

seriously. I mean...one person, all the time? Horrid...

seriously. I mean...one person, all the time? Horrid...

Most of the time is fine, there's nothing like sex with someone who knows you in and out and knows excatly how to get you going.
On the other hand, there's nothing like sex with someone you only just met, the thrill and fun of exploring...

Wiki removed "irrumatio", now it doesn't link to what it used to link to. :mad:

Outdoors, esp in the lake district.:D

"In" Edwardian clothes.

Just the two of us moored up on a bend in the river.

Girl does everything.

I find sex trite, along with eating.

Lol ^^^

I read this whole thread.



Wow. That is all.

Boytaurs. (http://www.boytaur.net)

j/k

Ice cubes. On her as well as me ;)

girls in uniforms,
and if you think i'm crazy check this website out fully:
http://www.3wishes.com/uniforms.asp you will thanke me for this

I'll take "Things I Didn't Want to Know About NSG'ers" for $1000, Alex.:D

I'll try most things that doesn't involve any excrements/children/animals.
That's a pretty good general guide.

I find sex trite, along with eating.

You must ... MUST ... be a UFO pilot.

I will also add that whatever you do I do NOT recommend doing a google image search on the word "docking".
Get this - Woody & Wilcox on 100.5 The Fox up in Anchorage do a regular stint with "Little Known Sports Team or Troubling Sex Move?" (or something like that), and they definitely go out of their way to inform the listeners what kind of twisted stuff is on that site. Almost daily. :)
Something about a "Wisconsin Steamer" today.

You disgusting perv! :mad:
Only evil people get wood from censorship!
Thinkin' Victorian era.

And of Course the thrill of working our way through every room in the house while the servants go about their work.

I find sex trite, along with eating.

Oh no. There's nothing better than to combine sex and eating. I love it!:fluffle:

And maybe throw in the dining room table (not literally!)...

And maybe throw in the dining room table (not literally!)...

Like, doing it on top of a dining room table you mean?

Like, doing it on top of a dining room table you mean?

Or under, in the same room as, while it's still in the removal lorry...

George:...This sandwich is making me flush.

Jerry: Oh no, I'll tell you what you did Caligula; you combined food and sex in to one disgusting uncontrollable urge.

*laughs uncontrollably*

Or under, in the same room as, while it's still in the removal lorry...

What about against the dining room door or on a staircase? It could be interesting.

Oh no. There's nothing better than to combine sex and eating. I love it!:fluffle:

George:...This sandwich is making me flush.

Jerry: Oh no, I'll tell you what you did Caligula; you combined food and sex in to one disgusting uncontrollable urge.

What about against the dining room door or on a staircase? It could be interesting.

Or the table and chairs outside by the lakeshore...

Or on the roof.

Or the table and chairs outside by the lakeshore...

Or on the roof.

Oohh, I like me the roof.:D

Or the table and chairs outside by the lakeshore...

Or on the roof.

Meh... sex in the countryside is overrated. There's always some creepy crawlies around, and you don't want to know where they can get into...

Or under, in the same room as, while it's still in the removal lorry...Or bent over it...

That's the second time you've said that.
oh no i'm in a sex conversation on NSG, *runs really really fast out the thread*Nah, the first time was just about bending over in general. ;)

Or bent over it...

That's the second time you've said that.
oh no i'm in a sex conversation on NSG, *runs really really fast out the thread*

Meh... sex in the countryside is overrated. There's always some creepy crawlies around, and you don't want to know where they can get into...

That's why you have a house in the Country with servants.

That's why you have a house in the Country with servants.

What part are the servants playing in this scenario?

Sounds interesting although if i'm inside does it really matter if i'm in a town or the countryside. It's not like i'm going to be swayed by a nice view from the window or something

What part are the servants playing in this scenario?

Sounds interesting although if i'm inside does it really matter if i'm in a town or the countryside. It's not like i'm going to be swayed by a nice view from the window or something

Servants clear up afterwards and air the room so there's no smell.

Or help out with orgies, serving drinks etc...

Nice view means you have nicer fun.

Servants clear up afterwards and air the room so there's no smell.

Or help out with orgies, serving drinks etc...

Nice view means you have nicer fun.

Personally speaking a nice view during sex is more dependent on the other participants physique

I do, however, like the sound of the bolded part

Personally speaking a nice view during sex is more dependent on the other participants physique

I do, however, like the sound of the bolded part

True... (thinks of various people)

Me too.

Except don't mention this to cook! :D

Servants clear up afterwards and air the room so there's no smell.

Or help out with orgies, serving drinks etc...

Nice view means you have nicer fun.

Either the servants help in the orgies or those participating in the orgies eat off the servants' bodies.:D

Either the servants help in the orgies or those participating in the orgies eat off the servants' bodies.:D

Or the servants bring round the half time refreshments!:D

Or the servants bring round the half time refreshments!:D

ROFL!:D

once upon a time, when i was very young, sex was something unimaginably wonderful to explore. that's been a few decades.

when i was the most interested i had the least opportunities. i don't know about now, other then that i could no longer care less.

So, basically what you're saying is that you haven't been doing it right in a long time...

I will also add that whatever you do I do NOT recommend doing a google image search on the word "docking".

That really wasn't nice... I just had to find out what the hell it was after that comment.

Boytaurs. (http://www.boytaur.net)

j/k

lol

I'll take "Things I Didn't Want to Know About NSG'ers" for $1000, Alex.:D

Sorry, you came in and posted, so that category is not available to you.

What part are the servants playing in this scenario?

Telling him what's supposed to happen next.

Telling him what's supposed to happen next.

Do you honestly think I'm so Naieve?

I didn't just come up the Manchester Ship Canal on a Ryvita you know!:D

It was up the Panama Canal on a Loaf of Hovis...

(joke)

Sorry, you came in and posted, so that category is not available to you.

Touché. Put me down for voyeurism, I guess.

Swinging. I'll try most things (and people) once :)

Woo. That sounds interesting.