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This is the worst poll ever!

Brought you by the region " One Big Island " and the letter D


Bahahahaha! ;)

Boxer-briefs :)

Hmmm. Forgot about those..hehe,I picked Briefs,I like my bits secure...

Briefs = too tight,...

Commando = I've heard horror stories about the zipper.

Boxers = just right.

Boxers,Briefs or Going Commando!

Boxer-briefs :)

I guess,you are wondering why I am here posting, well, with NS down, I am jonesing for NS.


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I have not spammed the feeders with a ad for over 24hrs, I am going though SWS*


* Spam Withdrawal Syndrome

Guys in thongs should be viewed as a warcime by the U.N.

Thongs.
Or commando.

Briefs = too tight,...

Commando = I've heard horror stories about the zipper.

Boxers = just right.


That would be a horrorshow,to zip up your bits by accident..

If a guy drops his pants and he's wearing briefs, I always have the urge to tell him to put the pants back on. Commando is acceptable, and kinda hot. Boxers are the best, if you're going to be wearing underwear.

No two underwear I own are exactly alike. I'm partial to jockstraps. *nod*

I like Boxers.

depends on what your doing indoors its commando otherwise its boxers so I don't put someones eye out :p

Thongs.

what style is acceptable though :confused:

where's the "paper bag with holes punched in it" option?
































... it really depends on the weather, this one.

I have to say, I'm not into guys in boxers at all. It just looks sort of... ridiculous to me.

I wear boxers because brief are too tight for me (it then to make the package be tightly wrapped, very uncomfortable) and going Commando is just disgusting. So Boxers is a nice medium.

I'm partial to jockstraps. *nod*

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*in singular and with the moderate safe search on please :eek:

I have to say, I'm not into guys in boxers at all. It just looks sort of... ridiculous to me.

well its not really supposed to look good because your not really looking to get laid every moment your wearing them :p

I have to say, I'm not into guys in boxers at all. It just looks sort of... ridiculous to me.

what style is acceptable though :confused:

Huh? What do you mean, what style?

Huh? What do you mean, what style?

"I hope cheetah/tiger skin doesn't get your motor running" kind

and the only alternative I have seen is neon coloured :eek:

Wheres the Banana hammock option anyways?

Now you got me confused... why would I wear neon thongs?

To find your way in the dark?

"I hope cheetah/tiger skin doesn't get your motor running" kind

and the only alternative I have seen is neon coloured :eek:

Now you got me confused... why would I wear neon thongs?

Now you got me confused... why would I wear neon thongs?

so you can pretend your in Tron silly :p

even I have lost track of what I'm talking about

Boxers or boxer-briefs. Jock if I'm running or something similar.

so you can pretend your in Tron silly :p

even I have lost track of what I'm talking about

QFT! The white text as well.

where's the "paper bag with holes punched in it" option?
































... it really depends on the weather, this one.




Lol, I guess the rainny season would be a drag with the paper bag option.

I think there should be a new poll along the lines of:
Boxers
Briefs
Boxer-briefs
Thong
Banana Hammock
Jockstrap
Sock (ala RedHotChilePeppers' sock tour)
Commando

Personaly, I like them all. Except wornout, stretched out tighty-whities; it so sad to see them sagging. And guys who go commando at denim parties are so freaking hot!... Also, I think there is a product out there called "the tube" or something meant just for.. well you know.

:D Can anyone guess which option I chose?:D

Looks like Boxers are winning

*Banana Hammock*


Cringes

:D Can anyone guess which option I chose?:D



Duct tape,and plastic?

Duct tape,and plastic?

Was that an option?

Depends on the season, winter is time for boxer-briefs because I NEED the heat. Japanese buildings have very little insulation and almost no heating, we could store ice cream in the hallways of the school I teach at.

All other times, boxers are better for the hot, humid summer.

Commando is not an option, not because of the chance of catching the frank and the beans as it is said, but I need an extra layer of protection against my students' attempts at kancho.

Was that an option?



Hehehe, no. perhaps I should have added that,but I thought the three basic choices was best :D

Hehehe, no. perhaps I should have added that,but I thought the three basic choices was best :D

Ok.:cool:

You don't need to wear any underwear...
if you're not wearing pants!

depends on the activities i will be doing. but on the casual side its always boxers.

You don't need to wear any underwear...
if you're not wearing pants!

Well, if you want to terrorize the neighborhood...

Commando 100%, unless it's *really* fucking cold out (I'm talking way below freezing)... Then that's when I bust out the thermal long johns.

Of course the only real reason I started this thread was the shameless plug for my region " One Big Island" the region whos theme is modern Imperialism and love of Military History,and history in general.


Das BB ;)


* At least i'm honest*

Some kind of briefs or commando. I don't understand what the point of boxer shorts is. If you can't abide by briefs, and you're circumcised and your glans is too sensitive, wear more comfortable pants. Also, anybody who says that briefs are "too tight" is either full of bull or they are Ron Jeremy. If it's too tight, go up a size or stretch it out a bit before putting it on.

Also, I don't think we're considering all the alternatives:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/cd/Garment.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/aa/Tizian_081.jpg

Looks like Boxers are going to win, I dont care for Boxers myself,lets my area's two best freinds not supported..

One downside to commando is that occasionally you can accidentally sit on your balls. Another is that erections are unrestrained and broadcasted in detail for the entire world to make note of your arousal.

a guy in a pair of grey midway boxer briefs and a cowboy hat and ill probably have myself a heart attack...
;)

So would I, because that's one motherfucking disturbing-ass mental image.

Boxers. If there's ever an unexpected situation that will not end in some form of sex in which removing your pants is required, they're indispensable.

Boxer briefs for me. i prefer the midway boxer briefs (the ones that are longer towards the knee), i cannot stand tighty whiteys on anyone or thongs or banana hammocks. but give me a guy in a pair of grey midway boxer briefs and a cowboy hat and ill probably have myself a heart attack...
;)

Commando in the summer, and long undies in the winter.

Also noticed by this poll that members dont seem to like Briefs.

So would I, because that's one motherfucking disturbing-ass mental image.

i myself think its a VERY good mental picture, but to each his own... ;)

Actually, Janet Reno in boxer shorts is a disturbing image.


Muahahahahaha.

Actually, Janet Reno in boxer shorts is a disturbing image.


Muahahahahaha.

Not as bad as Margaret Thatcher in the same getup, though Reno's penis is likely smaller and less noticeable.

Not as bad as Margaret Thatcher in the same getup, though Reno's penis is likely smaller and less noticeable.


Ok how about Nancy Reagan in boxers, and something to scare the female members of this forum, imagine Ernest Borgine in boxers.


Muahahaha

Boxers are the healthier option, I've heard.

But when my man drops his pants and he's got those black briefs on... hehehe ;)

no underwear has ever been comfortable for me. so i don't.

very rarely occasionally i wish i owned some so i could. boxers then when i did.

balls in a sling completely defeats the purpose of how the male mamallian body was designed. boxers still skrunch up and wrinkle too.

as you might guess i sit down a lot.

=^^=
.../\...

I only like boxers or boxer-briefs for guys. I have no qualms about commando, but I don't know how comfortable it would be.

If a guy was wearing briefs, a thong or a jock strap, I'd probably send them far far away.

Personally, I like (in order of preference):
1. Elle Macpherson Black lace G-strings (not the thin V-string kind)
2. Black lace french nickers (the cheeky kind)
3. Cheeky girl boxers.

I'm assuming 'going commando' is the same as free balling.

Anyways, boxers, and free balling if there are no clean pairs of underwear.

Boxers normally. When I get too drunk they come right off, though.

On a guy.... boxers. :D

Did like Commando before a Game of Strip Blackjack...

Did like Commando before a Game of Strip Blackjack...

Commando, baby!!;)

boxer-briefs FTW!

Maybe I should take it up again on non PE days :D

Boxers 43 59.72%


Looks like boxers are sweeping!

What does "going commando" mean?

no underwear

What does "going commando" mean?

What does "going commando" mean?




"going commando" AKA free balling, just your bits and pieces,and pants.

That would be a horrorshow,to zip up your bits by accident..

and if you get it up, then have to walk, the zipper is somewhat like a buzz saw on your dick hole.
I dont know how to put that in a non perverted sounding way...

I'm not sure what the purpose of boxer-briefs are. Are they for men who are incredibly self-conscious about their upper thighs?

Commando, saves money on laundry detergent *nods*

Oh, and why isnt the codpiece an option ? ;)

Commando, saves money on laundry detergent *nods*

Oh, and why isnt the codpiece an option ? ;)


about 400 years to late for the codpiece ;) the false bits thing is out of style.

Boxers : 55 63.22%

Looks like boxers will win in a landslide.


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Puppets welcome,UN nations welcome, anyone who is fond of Military History, and or post by play roleplay is also very welcome. :D

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boxers all the way.

Bump two attack of the clones!

Boxer-briefs.

Obama Refuses to Answer "Boxers or Briefs?" (http://www.usmagazine.com/barack_obama_refuses_to_answer_boxers_or_briefs_question)

Obama Refuses to Answer "Boxers or Briefs?" (http://www.usmagazine.com/barack_obama_refuses_to_answer_boxers_or_briefs_question)


Because he goes commando,he lets his dingle dangle.heh

I'm not sure what the purpose of boxer-briefs are. Are they for men who are incredibly self-conscious about their upper thighs?

Boxer briefs are good for having support where it's needed AND eliminating chafing.


Best of both worlds

Say i think this is a threaddig.
may it rest in piece with all the other threads which have come before it.

Boxer briefs are good for having support where it's needed AND eliminating chafing.


Best of both worldsHm. I suppose I can see how briefs might chafe and boxer-briefs might not.
I didn't realize chafing was such a widespread problem though...lol.

Boxerbriefs.

Boxerbriefs.

yup

Boxerbriefs.

I'm am angered to not see that as an option.

I didn't realize chafing was such a widespread problem though...lol.It is if you have some thighs and like to walk or run for extended periods of time.

It is if you have some thighs and like to walk or run for extended periods of time.Perhaps you just need to buy the next-largest size?

Perhaps you just need to buy the next-largest size?Of pelvis??????

Of pelvis??????Of briefs, silly.

Hm. I suppose I can see how briefs might chafe and boxer-briefs might not.
I didn't realize chafing was such a widespread problem though...lol.

TBH I had a brief flirtation with silk boxers but they tended to bunch up and create chafing problems too.

TBH I had a brief flirtation with silk boxers but they tended to bunch up and create chafing problems too.

Silk! Cooh, get you. Spiv.

Of briefs, silly.My chafing involves my thighs rubbing together, which can only be solved by boxer-briefs, duct tape, or spandex.

My chafing involves my thighs rubbing together, which can only be solved by boxer-briefs, duct tape, or spandex.That's not what I was expecting, but I suppose it can happen.

Semper Ubi Sub Ubi

Boxer briefs.

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*in singular and with the moderate safe search on please :eek:



well its not really supposed to look good because your not really looking to get laid every moment your wearing them :p

WHAT!!!!