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Ok ladies! G spot.

Celtlund II
23-02-2008, 04:02
Some time ago some of you ladies were talking about how great it was when your lover "hit my G spot." Now a small scientific study has concluded that some women don't have a G spot which means they can not have the pleasure of a vaginal orgasm.

"For the first time, it is possible to determine by a simple, rapid and inexpensive method if a woman has a G-spot or not," French news agency AFP quoted Jannini as saying. "Women without any visible evidence of a G-spot cannot have a vaginal orgasm.''

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,331639,00.html

So, would you pay to have this test done? Would you want to prove your lover just can't hit the spot or are you completely satisfied with your lover?
Fleckenstein
23-02-2008, 04:05
So, would you pay to have this test done?

Somehow I think this test will be overperformed, if you will.
Chumblywumbly
23-02-2008, 04:10
I don’t have a G-spot. :(

Wait a bit...

I don’t have a vagina either... what the hell is this dangly thing!!!
Celtlund II
23-02-2008, 04:18
That kinda sucks for everyone involved.

Only for those without the spot. :(
Dryks Legacy
23-02-2008, 04:19
That kinda sucks for everyone involved.
Marrakech II
23-02-2008, 04:21
I notice in the paper sometimes you will see the drug studies being advertised. Apparently they pay a decent sum for some of the drug studies I have seen advertised. Where do they advertise for people to do these type of studies???


As for the article I have concluded my own non-scientific studies over the past 25 years and tend to agree with it.
Airantou
23-02-2008, 04:23
are you joking? using fox news as a credible source!?

please, next thing you'll tell us that you need a dog to protect you from hackers.
Marrakech II
23-02-2008, 04:26
please, next thing you'll tell us that you need a dog to protect you from hackers.


That's funny the New York Times says that is the best way to protect from hackers. ;)
Celtlund II
23-02-2008, 04:32
are you joking? using fox news as a credible source!?

please, next thing you'll tell us that you need a dog to protect you from hackers.

OK, from now on I will post only articles appearing on CNN. :rolleyes:
Amarenthe
23-02-2008, 04:36
I don't need a test, thanks. I know I have a g-spot. My lover has been extremely successful at locating and stimulating said spot. Better than I've ever been, as a matter of fact. I think it's something about the angle. :p
Marrakech II
23-02-2008, 04:39
I don't need a test, thanks. I know I have a g-spot. My lover has been extremely successful at locating and stimulating said spot. Better than I've ever been, as a matter of fact. I think it's something about the angle. :p

I guess count yourself as one of the fortunate ones. I know from experience that it is a breeze for some women, a little bit of work for others and then there are those ones whichever way you try it just doesn't seem to work.
Cosmopoles
23-02-2008, 05:05
are you joking? using fox news as a credible source!?

please, next thing you'll tell us that you need a dog to protect you from hackers.

Did you just accuse Fox News of being biased against the G-spot?
Marrakech II
23-02-2008, 05:09
Did you just accuse Fox News of being biased against the G-spot?

This is my new monthly sig. Congrats.
Turquoise Days
23-02-2008, 05:12
Its a bit more complicated than that.
Tongass
23-02-2008, 05:46
Here's the abstract:

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/18221286

Now all we have to do is tie the findings to the the presence or absence of a Skene's gland, then all us guys can go home, stick a finger up our ass, and say we know what a G-spot orgasm feels like for a woman.
Cascade States
23-02-2008, 06:17
How would some one without years of said experience go about
finding said spot?
Seriously though I've no idea.
Amarenthe
23-02-2008, 06:19
How would some one without years of said experience go about
finding said spot?
Seriously though I've no idea.

He's only got years of experience with me, so he started out with nothing. Never fear. You can get there.

Okay, it's like... one and a half to three inches in, and on the top of the vaginal wall - that is, if she's laying on her back, you'd be pressing upwards, in the direction of her stomach. Generally, as she gets more aroused, it gets harder and more pronounced, so it's easier to find. As silly as it may sound, get your fingers in there and start rubbing around. See if you can find anything that feels about the size of a walnut, and of a different texture than the surrounding flesh. Alternately, try a "come hither" sort of motion - you know when you curl your fingers upwards? Alternate between pressing lightly and pressing a little harder against the upper vaginal wall, and rubbing back and forth a bit. She'll tell you if something feels good. :p

In terms of actual sex, anything that's aiming the general direction of motion towards the upper vaginal wall is more likely to hit the g-spot - positions from behind, and *especially* missionary with her hips elevated six inches or so (try sticking a pillow under her bum), or with her legs over your shoulders or something. Of course, my SO is so familiar with my body that he can *feel* when he's hitting my g-spot, and angles himself accordingly regardless of position, haha. He's a good boy.

Apologies if this post is too explicit. I'm a sex educator on a couple of online forums/communities. I'm used to talking about this stuff. :p

Edit: as with basically any sexual practice, it helps if *she* knows where her g-spot is, so that she's familiar with the kinds of motions that hit hers - since they're all different. Plus, she'll be familiar with the feeling, so she'll know when you're hitting hers. Otherwise, it's not necessarily an instantly mind-blowing experience, the minute you locate it. It sort of gradually builds - for me, at least. It's important to really understand that every single girl is different, and will react differently to different stimulation. These are just general hints and ideas.
Cascade States
23-02-2008, 06:29
Explicit, sort of, but it was helpful.
And informative, so that's what matters I guess.
anyway just wanted some idea of what I was doing when I land
a girlfriend.
Tongass
23-02-2008, 06:34
Explicit, sort of, but it was helpful.
And informative, so that's what matters I guess.
anyway just wanted some idea of what I was doing when I land
a girlfriend.
Practice on yourself with your prostate.
Reeka
23-02-2008, 07:14
I wouldn't pay to have the test done, but that's because I know that the last two people I've slept with do a fantastic job of finding it. I guess this is one of those things, if you're unclear, maybe it'd be worth it.

But thank God I've had two guys who have gone to great lengths to make sure they get the job done (with an A+) other than worrying about themselves then rolling over and passing out.
Potarius
23-02-2008, 07:19
I wouldn't pay to have the test done, but that's because I know that the last two people I've slept with do a fantastic job of finding it. I guess this is one of those things, if you're unclear, maybe it'd be worth it.

But thank God I've had two guys who have gone to great lengths to make sure they get the job done (with an A+) other than worrying about themselves then rolling over and passing out.

Guys like us aren't too common, it seems.
Reeka
23-02-2008, 07:21
Guys like us aren't too common, it seems.

Nope, but thankfully I don't have any sexual experience with guys that aren't like that. It's been fantastic, hahaha.

Of course, I was told (awkwardly) but a friend that I "inspire a good performance", so I like to take some of the credit for their awesomeness in the sack.
Liberty Jibbets
23-02-2008, 07:23
I have two that I know of. I'd be willing to pay for testing if they could find a few more.

:p
Potarius
23-02-2008, 07:26
Nope, but thankfully I don't have any sexual experience with guys that aren't like that. It's been fantastic, hahaha.

Of course, I was told (awkwardly) but a friend that I "inspire a good performance", so I like to take some of the credit for their awesomeness in the sack.

If your looks are anything like your personality (or, at least, what I've seen of it here on NSG), then they're entirely correct.
Tongass
23-02-2008, 07:28
I have two that I know of. I'd be willing to pay for testing if they could find a few more.

:p
I am a vendor of such tests and I think you will find my pricing to be quite competitive.
Liberty Jibbets
23-02-2008, 07:31
I am a vendor of such tests and I think you will find my pricing to be quite competitive.

Send me a brochure! :D
Dalmatia Cisalpina
23-02-2008, 07:55
I know I have a G-spot. And we'll leave it at that. :)
Dryks Legacy
23-02-2008, 07:58
I know I have a G-spot. And we'll leave it at that. :)

The irony of you double posting that is just.... *rofls*
Reeka
23-02-2008, 08:01
If your looks are anything like your personality (or, at least, what I've seen of it here on NSG), then they're entirely correct.

Well, I have been told I look strikingly like Jessica Alba... *cough* It counts if I've told myself, right? Right?
Y Ddraig-Goch
23-02-2008, 11:15
Explicit, sort of, but it was helpful.
And informative, so that's what matters I guess.
anyway just wanted some idea of what I was doing when I land
a girlfriend.

If only that could have been written in Klingon we would have the very essence of the Internet in one post :D
Lunatic Goofballs
23-02-2008, 11:50
I don’t have a G-spot. :(

Wait a bit...

I don’t have a vagina either... what the hell is this dangly thing!!!

It starts wars. Hit it with a hammer. *nod*
Cabra West
23-02-2008, 12:17
Some time ago some of you ladies were talking about how great it was when your lover "hit my G spot." Now a small scientific study has concluded that some women don't have a G spot which means they can not have the pleasure of a vaginal orgasm.

"For the first time, it is possible to determine by a simple, rapid and inexpensive method if a woman has a G-spot or not," French news agency AFP quoted Jannini as saying. "Women without any visible evidence of a G-spot cannot have a vaginal orgasm.''

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,331639,00.html

So, would you pay to have this test done? Would you want to prove your lover just can't hit the spot or are you completely satisfied with your lover?

I wouldn't pay for it, no. Simple reason being I know I've got one, it's been already found ;)
Tongass
23-02-2008, 12:22
LöL at all the ladies bragging about their G-spots in this thread. Feel kinda sorry about the ladies who don't have one. It's like a penis size thread where the only guys posting are 6-inch plus and the rest are all reading in enviously.
Dryks Legacy
23-02-2008, 13:09
LöL at all the ladies bragging about their G-spots in this thread. Feel kinda sorry about the ladies who don't have one. It's like a penis size thread where the only guys posting are 6-inch plus and the rest are all reading in enviously.

Even without the thread I feel sorry for them.
Cabra West
23-02-2008, 13:12
I don't need a test, thanks. I know I have a g-spot. My lover has been extremely successful at locating and stimulating said spot. Better than I've ever been, as a matter of fact. I think it's something about the angle. :p

Hehe... I know exactly what you mean. I thought it was a myth until my BF discovered it.
And boy, was that a pleasant surprise!
Cabra West
23-02-2008, 13:21
Even without the thread I feel sorry for them.

To be honest, I find it very hard to believe that there are such anatomic differences between women. It's a bit like some scientist coming up and claiming that 1/3 of women don't have a clitoris....
Soviet Haaregrad
23-02-2008, 14:14
Here's the abstract:

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/18221286

Now all we have to do is tie the findings to the the presence or absence of a Skene's gland, then all us guys can go home, stick a finger up our ass, and say we know what a G-spot orgasm feels like for a woman.

As if I needed an excuse... :D
Katganistan
23-02-2008, 14:38
"I'm just not sure... could you test me again?"

Seriously amusing news.
Call to power
23-02-2008, 14:53
so thats how clearasil works...
Soviet Haaregrad
23-02-2008, 14:56
To be honest, I don't get how people miss it, it's like missing the knob on a door. "Hmm, this part feels different..."
Isidoor
23-02-2008, 15:13
To be honest, I find it very hard to believe that there are such anatomic differences between women. It's a bit like some scientist coming up and claiming that 1/3 of women don't have a clitoris....

There are many anatomical differences between people, some muscles are only present in parts of the population and can even be present in one arm but not in the other of one individual.
Note also that they're just measuring the thickness of the urethrovaginal space, they're not saying that certain women don't have a G-spot, but they conclude that there is a correlation between the ability to experience a vaginal orgasm and the thickness of the urethrovaginal space.
Kyronea
23-02-2008, 15:19
He's only got years of experience with me, so he started out with nothing. Never fear. You can get there.

Okay, it's like... one and a half to three inches in, and on the top of the vaginal wall - that is, if she's laying on her back, you'd be pressing upwards, in the direction of her stomach. Generally, as she gets more aroused, it gets harder and more pronounced, so it's easier to find. As silly as it may sound, get your fingers in there and start rubbing around. See if you can find anything that feels about the size of a walnut, and of a different texture than the surrounding flesh. Alternately, try a "come hither" sort of motion - you know when you curl your fingers upwards? Alternate between pressing lightly and pressing a little harder against the upper vaginal wall, and rubbing back and forth a bit. She'll tell you if something feels good. :p

In terms of actual sex, anything that's aiming the general direction of motion towards the upper vaginal wall is more likely to hit the g-spot - positions from behind, and *especially* missionary with her hips elevated six inches or so (try sticking a pillow under her bum), or with her legs over your shoulders or something. Of course, my SO is so familiar with my body that he can *feel* when he's hitting my g-spot, and angles himself accordingly regardless of position, haha. He's a good boy.

Apologies if this post is too explicit. I'm a sex educator on a couple of online forums/communities. I'm used to talking about this stuff. :p

Edit: as with basically any sexual practice, it helps if *she* knows where her g-spot is, so that she's familiar with the kinds of motions that hit hers - since they're all different. Plus, she'll be familiar with the feeling, so she'll know when you're hitting hers. Otherwise, it's not necessarily an instantly mind-blowing experience, the minute you locate it. It sort of gradually builds - for me, at least. It's important to really understand that every single girl is different, and will react differently to different stimulation. These are just general hints and ideas.
Very interesting...I'll save this info just in case I ever have a chance to use it.(Which is rather likely, but you never know.)
Domici
23-02-2008, 15:53
are you joking? using fox news as a credible source!?

please, next thing you'll tell us that you need a dog to protect you from hackers.

And a flu shot to protect you from computer viruses
Uturn
23-02-2008, 16:07
How can anyone not know if they have a g-spot?
*incredulous*


... it's not that easy to miss. Really.
Celtlund II
23-02-2008, 16:08
Well, I have been told I look strikingly like Jessica Alba... *cough* It counts if I've told myself, right? Right?

RIGHT!

http://static.w3sh.com/wp-content/upload/jessica-alba-dress-tits.jpg
Dryks Legacy
23-02-2008, 16:13
There are many anatomical differences between people, some muscles are only present in parts of the population and can even be present in one arm but not in the other of one individual.

I can only raise my left eyebrow, or both, not my right individually, it's very frustrating.
Dukeburyshire
23-02-2008, 16:46
Give me half a chance and I'd help with any investigation into the G-spot
Reeka
23-02-2008, 18:18
RIGHT!

http://static.w3sh.com/wp-content/upload/jessica-alba-dress-tits.jpg

If I looked anything like that, I'd be studying cloning just so I could boff myself.

LöL at all the ladies bragging about their G-spots in this thread. Feel kinda sorry about the ladies who don't have one. It's like a penis size thread where the only guys posting are 6-inch plus and the rest are all reading in enviously.

May I say, in defense of the less endowed.. It is most definitely not the size of the boat that matters, so long as you know what you're doing.
Cabra West
23-02-2008, 18:24
May I say, in defense of the less endowed.. It is most definitely not the size of the boat that matters, so long as you know what you're doing.

QFT.
I've always been puzzled why men seem to be so obsessed with size, when for the most part they don't even really know how to use what they've got ;)
Marrakech II
23-02-2008, 18:29
QFT.
I've always been puzzled why men seem to be so obsessed with size, when for the most part they don't even really know how to use what they've got ;)

It is not that some men don't know how to use what they got it is more because they are lazy and don't take the time to do things the right way.
Dukeburyshire
23-02-2008, 18:31
So long as it finds the G spot.

Can't wait to help my girlfriend with that one!
Reeka
23-02-2008, 18:32
It is not that some men don't know how to use what they got it is more because they are lazy and don't take the time to do things the right way.

Yeah, this is the sad and more accurate truth.

I have a theory on why which sorts of guys actually learn to get the job done and others just sort of roll over and pass out when they're finished. So far, it's disturbingly accurate.
Dukeburyshire
23-02-2008, 18:34
QFT.
I've always been puzzled why men seem to be so obsessed with size, when for the most part they don't even really know how to use what they've got ;)


I have a policy towards these matters:

What she wants, she gets.
Celtlund II
23-02-2008, 18:59
It is not that some men don't know how to use what they got it is more because they are lazy and don't take the time to do things the right way instead of right away..

Fixed. :D
Intangelon
23-02-2008, 19:03
*snip the excellent G-spot map*

Edit: as with basically any sexual practice, it helps if *she* knows where her g-spot is, so that she's familiar with the kinds of motions that hit hers - since they're all different. Plus, she'll be familiar with the feeling, so she'll know when you're hitting hers. Otherwise, it's not necessarily an instantly mind-blowing experience, the minute you locate it. It sort of gradually builds - for me, at least. It's important to really understand that every single girl is different, and will react differently to different stimulation. These are just general hints and ideas.

In short, as Carlos Mencia said: "Ladies, figure out how your shit works!"

Nope, but thankfully I don't have any sexual experience with guys that aren't like that. It's been fantastic, hahaha.

Of course, I was told (awkwardly) but a friend that I "inspire a good performance", so I like to take some of the credit for their awesomeness in the sack.

As it should be. Would it be overkill to state bluntly that you're the kind of woman that this world needs more of? I mean aside from ending that sentence with a preposition, that is.

I have a policy towards these matters:

What she wants, she gets.

AMEN. My orgasm is virtually assured, and I don't treat myself until I've enjoyed the far more emotionally satisfying treat of making her shudder and reminding her to breathe. God, I love that face.
Cabra West
23-02-2008, 19:38
It is not that some men don't know how to use what they got it is more because they are lazy and don't take the time to do things the right way.

But what do they then hope to gain if it was bigger?
Cabra West
23-02-2008, 19:39
Hey, I'll be a great student, I'll practice everyday. of course I'd need a willing partner...

Well, you could take a holiday course in Ireland... I always wanted to be a teacher ;)
JuNii
23-02-2008, 19:43
It is not that some men don't know how to use what they got it is more because they are lazy and don't take the time to do things the right way.

Hey, I'll be a great student, I'll practice everyday. of course I'd need a willing partner...
JuNii
23-02-2008, 20:14
Well, you could take a holiday course in Ireland... I always wanted to be a teacher ;)

*adds yet another reason to visit Ireland* :p
Sparkelle
23-02-2008, 20:23
I don't have one but I've never been left unsassified
Cabra West
23-02-2008, 20:29
I don't have one but I've never been left unsassified

How do you know you don't have one?
Sparkelle
23-02-2008, 20:31
How do you know you don't have one?

Lots of experimenting
Cabra West
23-02-2008, 20:38
Lots of experimenting

I don't know... I did lots of experimenting, and I was 32 before I met my BF, and he did find it. Before that, I believed g-spots didn't exist at all.
Sparkelle
23-02-2008, 20:52
I don't know... I did lots of experimenting, and I was 32 before I met my BF, and he did find it. Before that, I believed g-spots didn't believe at all.
Well introduce me to your boyfriend then.haha
Marrakech II
23-02-2008, 21:00
But what do they then hope to gain if it was bigger?

Asthetic looks most likely.
Marrakech II
23-02-2008, 21:01
*adds yet another reason to visit Ireland* :p

Ireland is a great country to visit. I suggest you take a trip. ;)
Dukeburyshire
23-02-2008, 21:15
Boys like Big because it replaces the brain 95% of them lack.
Celtlund II
23-02-2008, 23:13
Boys like Big because it replaces the brain 95% of them lack.

Look folks, let's get all of the myths out of the way once and for all with the facts. OK?

It is well known that men have two heads, the upper head and the lower head. The upper head is always rational, loving and good. The lower head is always devious and filled with sexual factices.

When a man becomes sexually aroused by a good looking woman his lower head becomes engorged with blood. That robs his upper head of blood and thus thinking power and the devious, sexual lower head takes over his thinking.

So, don’t blame the man. Blame the person who created him or gave birth to him. It is not his fault he is built that way.

THAT IS THE TRUTH!
Svalbardania
24-02-2008, 06:05
In short, as Carlos Mencia said: "Ladies, figure out how your shit works!"



As it should be. Would it be overkill to state bluntly that you're the kind of woman that this world needs more of? I mean aside from ending that sentence with a preposition, that is.



AMEN. My orgasm is virtually assured, and I don't treat myself until I've enjoyed the far more emotionally satisfying treat of making her shudder and reminding her to breathe. God, I love that face.

Quoted for massive, 15 inches of doggie style TRUTH!

(especially the last bit)
JuNii
24-02-2008, 06:09
Ireland is a great country to visit. I suggest you take a trip. ;)

Oh, I agree.

the firm hills that beckons to explored
the beautiful valleys that one can get lost in
the beautiful curvatures of the lands that call out to one
the hidden gems that ache to be discovered...












:eek: 'scuse me... I'll be right back... :p
Amarenthe
24-02-2008, 06:44
Oh, I agree.

the firm hills that beckons to explored
the beautiful valleys that one can get lost in
the beautiful curvatures of the lands that call out to one
the hidden gems that ache to be discovered...

:eek: 'scuse me... I'll be right back... :p


Yep... that's us. ;)
Potarius
24-02-2008, 06:50
Yep... that's us. ;)

What about us, as in the men?

You women and your ways of getting songs written about you... Fucking hell, piss off. :p
Amarenthe
24-02-2008, 07:14
What about us, as in the men?

You women and your ways of getting songs written about you... Fucking hell, piss off. :p

Uhm, that's because we, as a gender... are amazing. :p I have no other explanation for you.

Edit: I just baked cupcakes. Peace offering? They're yummmmmy.
Cascade States
24-02-2008, 07:17
How do you stop getting notifications from this or other forums?
I can't seem to get it to stop?
Svalbardania
24-02-2008, 07:23
What about us, as in the men?

You women and your ways of getting songs written about you... Fucking hell, piss off. :p

We just get statues erected in our honour :p
JuNii
24-02-2008, 07:23
How do you stop getting notifications from this or other forums?
I can't seem to get it to stop?

in the upper left corner, click on User CP
then look for and click on EDIT OPTIONS
Under Messaging & Notification
look for the box that says

When you post a new thread, or reply to a topic, you can choose to automatically add that thread to your list of subscribed threads, with the option to receive email notification of new replies to that thread.
Default Thread Subscription Mode No email notification

and make sure it's on "No Email Notification"
Potarius
24-02-2008, 07:25
Uhm, that's because we, as a gender... are amazing. :p I have no other explanation for you.

Edit: I just baked cupcakes. Peace offering? They're yummmmmy.

Sure, unless you made them with water instead of milk...
Amarenthe
24-02-2008, 07:48
Sure, unless you made them with water instead of milk...

And compromise the rich, wonderful goodness of my cupcakes?

Nevaaaaaaaah.

The icing is made from scratch, too. When I get homesick, I bake. Then I get fat and happy. :p
Potarius
24-02-2008, 07:51
And compromise the rich, wonderful goodness of my cupcakes?

Nevaaaaaaaah.

The icing is made from scratch, too. When I get homesick, I bake. Then I get fat and happy. :p

*devours while listening to Don't Stop Me Now by Queen*

Nice. I've got little experience with baking myself, but I'm great with soups, grilling, and barbecue. Fried foods are also quite easy.
Amor Pulchritudo
24-02-2008, 08:07
Some time ago some of you ladies were talking about how great it was when your lover "hit my G spot." Now a small scientific study has concluded that some women don't have a G spot which means they can not have the pleasure of a vaginal orgasm.

"For the first time, it is possible to determine by a simple, rapid and inexpensive method if a woman has a G-spot or not," French news agency AFP quoted Jannini as saying. "Women without any visible evidence of a G-spot cannot have a vaginal orgasm.''

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,331639,00.html

So, would you pay to have this test done? Would you want to prove your lover just can't hit the spot or are you completely satisfied with your lover?

I have a strange feeling this thread only has so many replies because it contains the word "vagina".

If I were really having troubles orgasming, I suppose I'd have the test done, but it's something personal between a woman and her gynocologyst. It's not necissarily anything to do with being "satisfied" with your lover. It's about your health, understanding your body and being satisfied with yourself. Plus, not having a G-spot doesn't mean you can't orgasm at all. There's a little thing called a clitoris, you know.
Amor Pulchritudo
24-02-2008, 08:21
And compromise the rich, wonderful goodness of my cupcakes?

Nevaaaaaaaah.

The icing is made from scratch, too. When I get homesick, I bake. Then I get fat and happy. :p

Haha. I make cup cakes too! Except mine are gluten free. Shh... don't tell anyone. They still taste like the real thing!
Amarenthe
24-02-2008, 08:29
*devours while listening to Don't Stop Me Now by Queen*

Nice. I've got little experience with baking myself, but I'm great with soups, grilling, and barbecue. Fried foods are also quite easy.

Well, it just so happens that I made an absolutely killer meal for my boyfriend the other night. A rack of lamb with a homemade mint pesto and breadcrumb (also homemade - nothing tastes better than homemade breadcrumbs, I swear to God) crust, garlic asparagus, a really good fennel, arugula and green apple salad (with toasted slivered almonds, a balsamic vinaigrette, and freshly grated parmesan cheese), annnnd... white chocolate fondue for dessert. (I'm allergic to milk and dark chocolate, sadly. :p)

/bragging.

Haha, baking is mostly my thing, though. He's the real cook. I was more or less trying to prove that I could actually impress him with my culinary skills, which was a major success. Yay me!
Amarenthe
24-02-2008, 08:30
Haha. I make cup cakes too! Except mine are gluten free. Shh... don't tell anyone. They still taste like the real thing!

It's okay; it's our secret. ;)
Potarius
24-02-2008, 08:32
Well, it just so happens that I made an absolutely killer meal for my boyfriend the other night. A rack of lamb with a homemade mint pesto and breadcrumb (also homemade - nothing tastes better than homemade breadcrumbs, I swear to God) crust, garlic asparagus, a really good fennel, arugula and green apple salad (with toasted slivered almonds, a balsamic vinaigrette, and freshly grated parmesan cheese), annnnd... white chocolate fondue for dessert. (I'm allergic to milk and dark chocolate, sadly. :p)

/bragging.

Haha, baking is mostly my thing, though. He's the real cook. I was more or less trying to prove that I could actually impress him with my culinary skills, which was a major success. Yay me!

If Vancouver is full of people like you, I'm moving there ASAP.
Amarenthe
24-02-2008, 08:39
If Vancouver is full of people like you, I'm moving there ASAP.

I know, eh? I'm sexy, I cook, I'm so good in bed that I teach others about it... I'm such a catch. ;)

(I kid, I kid. :p Though I do have a redeeming quality here and there. Modesty not necessarily being one of them.)
Ryadn
24-02-2008, 09:29
Well, it just so happens that I made an absolutely killer meal for my boyfriend the other night. A rack of lamb with a homemade mint pesto and breadcrumb (also homemade - nothing tastes better than homemade breadcrumbs, I swear to God) crust, garlic asparagus, a really good fennel, arugula and green apple salad (with toasted slivered almonds, a balsamic vinaigrette, and freshly grated parmesan cheese), annnnd... white chocolate fondue for dessert. (I'm allergic to milk and dark chocolate, sadly. :p)

/bragging.

Haha, baking is mostly my thing, though. He's the real cook. I was more or less trying to prove that I could actually impress him with my culinary skills, which was a major success. Yay me!

I don't understand people who think cooking is easier than baking! I, too, am mostly a baker (pastry is my thing) and while I am pretty good at baked goods, I'm a mess as a chef. Everything in cooking outside of baking is so... subjective! Dashes and medium-done and taste-testing! It makes me nervous. :(
Cabra West
24-02-2008, 13:56
Oh, I agree.

the firm hills that beckons to explored
the beautiful valleys that one can get lost in
the beautiful curvatures of the lands that call out to one
the hidden gems that ache to be discovered...


You forgot the wonderful clefts... erm, cliffs, and the mysterious caves ;)
Cabra West
24-02-2008, 13:57
I don't understand people who think cooking is easier than baking! I, too, am mostly a baker (pastry is my thing) and while I am pretty good at baked goods, I'm a mess as a chef. Everything in cooking outside of baking is so... subjective! Dashes and medium-done and taste-testing! It makes me nervous. :(

I'm onyl just now getting into baking, really. I love cooking, cause it's so much more creative, but I also like baking cause the results are practically guaranteed to be delicious :)
Dryks Legacy
24-02-2008, 13:59
It's a trap! The cupcakes are a lie! But personally I believe that the cake however is very real.
Amor Pulchritudo
24-02-2008, 15:03
LöL at all the ladies bragging about their G-spots in this thread. Feel kinda sorry about the ladies who don't have one. It's like a penis size thread where the only guys posting are 6-inch plus and the rest are all reading in enviously.

You always manage to make it into the sex threads.

Boys like Big because it replaces the brain 95% of them lack.

Yeh, right. :rolleyes:

I know, eh? I'm sexy, I cook, I'm so good in bed that I teach others about it... I'm such a catch. ;)

Has winning sexiest NSer gotten to your pretty little head? ;)
SaintB
24-02-2008, 15:13
Uhm, that's because we, as a gender... are amazing. :p I have no other explanation for you.

Edit: I just baked cupcakes. Peace offering? They're yummmmmy.

The cupcakes are a lie!

I was playing portal last night... I HAD to! /applogizing



Anyway, my two cents.. even if your partner doesn't have the G-Spot you can still give her clitorous a work out if you have patience and are not so concerned about your own pleasure; they will be quite happy with even that. But myself.. I like to explore a new lover, if that makes any sense. I like to find out what makes her tick and where I like touching her, and she likes being touched and using that to our advantage. Hell sometimes I don't even concern myself with me... we guys get off easy all we need is 2 - 5 minutes and a good imagination. Men are like bunging jumping... its a quick rush and poof.. women behave more like the ocean, or a roller coaster with constant rising and falling and I always enjoy making things last as long as possible. Who really cares whether or not someone has a G Spot? I caused an orgasm in my last lover without even touching her vagina, hell she still had most of her clothes on.
I'm not trying to brag but I think I failed... what I'm trying to say is sometimes just being patient and considerate during the whole affair is in its own way finding the G-Spot, everyone has thier G-Spot somewhere.
Celtlund II
24-02-2008, 17:31
Haha. I make cup cakes too! Except mine are gluten free. Shh... don't tell anyone. They still taste like the real thing!

Did you give your recipe to Smun? She needs gluten free food as well.
Celtlund II
24-02-2008, 17:38
I don't understand people who think cooking is easier than baking! I, too, am mostly a baker (pastry is my thing) and while I am pretty good at baked goods, I'm a mess as a chef. Everything in cooking outside of baking is so... subjective! Dashes and medium-done and taste-testing! It makes me nervous. :(

My wife and I are both great cooks but with the exception of muffins (which I haven't made in a long time) I leave all the baking to her. She used to watch CSPAN and get so mad at the Congressmen and Senators she wanted to beat something. So, she would make bread so she could beat the dough. Damn, I need to leave CSPAN on when I go to work tomorrow. :p
Sel Appa
24-02-2008, 18:33
are you joking? using fox news as a credible source!?

please, next thing you'll tell us that you need a dog to protect you from hackers.

lulz
Anti-Social Darwinism
24-02-2008, 18:34
Some time ago some of you ladies were talking about how great it was when your lover "hit my G spot." Now a small scientific study has concluded that some women don't have a G spot which means they can not have the pleasure of a vaginal orgasm.

"For the first time, it is possible to determine by a simple, rapid and inexpensive method if a woman has a G-spot or not," French news agency AFP quoted Jannini as saying. "Women without any visible evidence of a G-spot cannot have a vaginal orgasm.''

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,331639,00.html

So, would you pay to have this test done? Would you want to prove your lover just can't hit the spot or are you completely satisfied with your lover?

Do you mean that some people still buy into that old myth about vaginal vs. clitoral orgasms? There's only one kind, clitoral.

Oh, wait, it's the French and Fox.
Cabra West
24-02-2008, 19:03
Do you mean that some people still buy into that old myth about vaginal vs. clitoral orgasms? There's only one kind, clitoral.

Oh, wait, it's the French and Fox.

I can't really claim to know all the biological details, but I do know that an orgasm brought about by stimulating my clit is miles away from one while having a certain area in my vagina stimulated.
And by miles away I mean the difference between a few shudders, and passing out.
Snafturis Puppet
25-02-2008, 00:31
Seriously. Why all the research into female orgasms? There isn't a major news story every three years about whether or not a guy can cum from a finger up the butt. Why do we have to spend vast sums of money to tell women they can't have an orgasm they damn well know they can have?
Amor Pulchritudo
25-02-2008, 00:33
Did you give your recipe to Smun? She needs gluten free food as well.

Smunkee?

I could give it to her. Cookies are the easiest though. It's basically the same as normal cookies, but you replace the flour with gluten free flour. The hardest part is finding a good flour. Generally I prefer the one in the plastic bag to the cardboard box... I have no idea of the brand name! Plus, you use more butter and sugar to make it super yummy, and a little bit of vanilla, lemon or lime gives them a nice taste. I always use icing: Butter, lemon/lime/vanilla essence and GF icing sugar.

Oh, but the most important ingredient is making it like you're Nigela Lawson.
Layarteb
25-02-2008, 01:53
Some time ago some of you ladies were talking about how great it was when your lover "hit my G spot." Now a small scientific study has concluded that some women don't have a G spot which means they can not have the pleasure of a vaginal orgasm.

"For the first time, it is possible to determine by a simple, rapid and inexpensive method if a woman has a G-spot or not," French news agency AFP quoted Jannini as saying. "Women without any visible evidence of a G-spot cannot have a vaginal orgasm.''

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,331639,00.html

So, would you pay to have this test done? Would you want to prove your lover just can't hit the spot or are you completely satisfied with your lover?

Why should ladies pay for all that when they can just let me do the exam for them?

HAHA!!! j/k

Though seriously shouldn't our medical community be trying to cure cancer rather than do this stuff?
JuNii
26-02-2008, 00:44
You forgot the wonderful clefts... erm, cliffs, and the mysterious caves ;)
ohh... I dunno... the caves might be too tight and confining... but exploring them would be fun. :p

It's a trap! The cupcakes are a lie! But personally I believe that the cake however is very real.
who cares... I'm going for the Icing!
Upper Botswavia
26-02-2008, 01:04
LöL at all the ladies bragging about their G-spots in this thread. Feel kinda sorry about the ladies who don't have one. It's like a penis size thread where the only guys posting are 6-inch plus and the rest are all reading in enviously.

Errr... there are some of you with less than that? Hm.



Oh, and I have an easily locatable G spot too. :p
Upper Botswavia
26-02-2008, 01:07
Do you mean that some people still buy into that old myth about vaginal vs. clitoral orgasms? There's only one kind, clitoral.

Oh, wait, it's the French and Fox.

Well, no. I can orgasm from clitoral or vaginal stimulation. The best is getting both kinds of stimulation at once, of course.
Kyronea
26-02-2008, 02:26
Errr... there are some of you with less than that? Hm.




Yes. Despite the blustering of men, the average penis size is actually about four inches when erect.
Amor Pulchritudo
26-02-2008, 02:34
There's only one kind, clitoral.

I'm pretty sure you can have vaginal orgasms...

Yes. Despite the blustering of men, the average penis size is actually about four inches when erect.

Then I am one lucky girl!
Bottle
26-02-2008, 12:19
Women are different. Some have one. Some don't. If you want to know about your partner's G-spot, try asking.
Bottle
26-02-2008, 12:21
Seriously. Why all the research into female orgasms? There isn't a major news story every three years about whether or not a guy can cum from a finger up the butt. Why do we have to spend vast sums of money to tell women they can't have an orgasm they damn well know they can have?
Actually, spending on research into male sexual performance has always far exceeded spending on research into female sexual performance. In particular, male sexual pleasure has always received more research attention than female sexual pleasure, and it is only relatively recently that a woman's inability to climax has been regarded as something other than the natural state of affairs.
Hezballoh
26-02-2008, 13:00
*devours while listening to Don't Stop Me Now by Queen*

Nice. I've got little experience with baking myself, but I'm great with soups, grilling, and barbecue. Fried foods are also quite easy.

me i can do icecream, bread, pizza
Hezballoh
26-02-2008, 13:01
I know, eh? I'm sexy, I cook, I'm so good in bed that I teach others about it... I'm such a catch. ;)

(I kid, I kid. :p Though I do have a redeeming quality here and there. Modesty not necessarily being one of them.)

you can cook, you have a sense of humor, and i tend to believe what people say, conclusion:
I'm In love, will you marry me! ;)
(just joking, im only 16!)
Jello Biafra
26-02-2008, 13:34
Did you just accuse Fox News of being biased against the G-spot?It makes sense. Conservatives aren't allowed to enjoy sex.
Dukeburyshire
26-02-2008, 17:42
I have to say that as a male I find the Romantic part of my Brain is active, the Sexual part dead.(metaphorically)

Is this worse than no G-spot?