NationStates Jolt Archive


John McCain's Wife Terrifies Me

Call to power
21-02-2008, 16:22
like you would say no :p

though she isn't the type you necessarily tell all your friends about later I will give you that

edit: I have the thread but it won't let me make a sexiest candidate wife poll :(
Andaluciae
21-02-2008, 16:24
Fine, I'll admit to it openly, I am terrified of the physical appearance of Cindy Hensley McCain, especially when her hair is all, like, glued to her head. *Shudder.* *Shudder.* *Shuddershuddershuddershuddershuddershudder.*

At times, I'm half convinced that she's not an actual human being.
Cabra West
21-02-2008, 16:27
What? You're going to not post pics to validate this claim?

Don't. I saw that woman on TV yesterday, take my word for it, you don't want to see her.
Kryozerkia
21-02-2008, 16:32
What? You're going to not post pics to validate this claim?
OceanDrive2
21-02-2008, 16:35
http://www.thanksforthemusic.com/events/images2/fn0420.jpg

No that not his grand daughter :D
Hamilay
21-02-2008, 16:35
in before hillary clinton flaming

The McCains' daughter looks OK though.

http://prezvid.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/meghanmccain.jpg
Kryozerkia
21-02-2008, 16:37
Don't. I saw that woman on TV yesterday, take my word for it, you don't want to see her.

It can't be worse than seeing Prime Minister Harper on TV... his head does NOT naturally go with that body.
Dyakovo
21-02-2008, 21:51
What? You're going to not post pics to validate this claim?

http://a.abcnews.com/images/Politics/5d8dc37f-ab14-4f74-ab08-e2e00cf055f1_ms.jpeg
NathanPants
21-02-2008, 21:52
Yikes! O_O *hides!* She is going to eat meh!
Mumakata dos
21-02-2008, 21:55
Fine, I'll admit to it openly, I am terrified of the physical appearance of Cindy Hensley McCain, especially when her hair is all, like, glued to her head. *Shudder.* *Shudder.* *Shuddershuddershuddershuddershuddershudder.*

At times, I'm half convinced that she's not an actual human being.

And this is why New Orleans and Michigan ares disaster area. Liberal's spend thier time attacking other people because of thier looks. I guess shaving thier legs and armpits and running a brush through thier hair makes conservative women hard to look at.

http://uglydemocrats.com/pictures/Republican-vs-Democrat-women.jpg
The_pantless_hero
21-02-2008, 21:56
http://a.abcnews.com/images/Politics/5d8dc37f-ab14-4f74-ab08-e2e00cf055f1_ms.jpeg

Is... is.. is her mouth falling off?
The_pantless_hero
21-02-2008, 21:58
http://www.thanksforthemusic.com/events/images2/fn0420.jpg

No that not his grand daughter :D

That's a man, baby, Yeah!

http://www.poster.net/austin-powers/austin-powers-cocktail-glass-4900072.jpg
Kryozerkia
21-02-2008, 21:59
http://a.abcnews.com/images/Politics/5d8dc37f-ab14-4f74-ab08-e2e00cf055f1_ms.jpeg

That's not that scary...
The Vuhifellian States
21-02-2008, 21:59
http://a.abcnews.com/images/Politics/5d8dc37f-ab14-4f74-ab08-e2e00cf055f1_ms.jpeg

Thanks for burning my eyes, dick.
Mumakata dos
21-02-2008, 22:00
http://wizbangblog.com/images/2007/12/wcc12282007.jpg

Gawd, she's just be you ti ful!
The_pantless_hero
21-02-2008, 22:07
Didn't NSG decide that Ann Coulter is a man?

I'm 90% sure everyone in the row with Anne Coulter is a man. It must be the Republican transvestite row.
Whereyouthinkyougoing
21-02-2008, 22:07
Fine, I'll admit to it openly, I am terrified of the physical appearance of Cindy Hensley McCain, especially when her hair is all, like, glued to her head. *Shudder.* *Shudder.* *Shuddershuddershuddershuddershuddershudder.*

At times, I'm half convinced that she's not an actual human being.

I really know what you mean, I was all transfixed by that super strict up-do I kept seeing her in. She looked like Alien Barbie. But you know what helps? Image googling her:

http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/1590877.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF1939057D9939C83F106E09ADA986895CACB5A5397277B4DC33E

http://blogs.trb.com/news/politics/blog/JohnCindyMcCain.jpg

http://www.polichicksonline.com/Meghan%20McCain.jpg

http://archives.cnn.com/2000/ALLPOLITICS/stories/07/31/convention.wrap/story.cindy.mccain.jpg

See? Much better. And the short hair was so much less severe.
Knights of Liberty
21-02-2008, 22:08
And this is why New Orleans and Michigan ares disaster area. Liberal's spend thier time attacking other people because of thier looks. I guess shaving thier legs and armpits and running a brush through thier hair makes conservative women hard to look at.





Youre a riot. I hope you stay here for a long time.
HC Eredivisie
21-02-2008, 22:09
And this is why New Orleans and Michigan ares disaster area. Liberal's spend thier time attacking other people because of thier looks. I guess shaving thier legs and armpits and running a brush through thier hair makes conservative women hard to look at.

http://uglydemocrats.com/pictures/Republican-vs-Democrat-women.jpg

Didn't NSG decide that Ann Coulter is a man?
Whereyouthinkyougoing
21-02-2008, 22:11
Ewww, next time I should read the thread before posting in it. What kind of disgusting "let's bash women in politics based on their looks, especially if they're from the party I hate" thing is this? :rolleyes:
Carnivorous Lickers
21-02-2008, 22:20
If McCain's wife terrifies you, I'm wondering how you feel about hillary's image?
Dyakovo
21-02-2008, 22:30
Thanks for burning my eyes, dick.

You're welcome
HC Eredivisie
21-02-2008, 22:32
Ewww, next time I should read the thread before posting in it. What kind of disgusting "let's bash women in politics based on their looks, especially if they're from the party I hate" thing is this? :rolleyes:
You mean you're going to post pictures of yourself to prove us wrong?
Chumblywumbly
21-02-2008, 22:37
Ewww, next time I should read the thread before posting in it. What kind of disgusting "let's bash women in politics based on their looks, especially if they're from the party I hate" thing is this? :rolleyes:
The same as it always is, sadly.

It's like here in the UK when people discuss Ann Widdecombe; they often just laugh at her for not being pretty, rather than attacking her, frankly, abhorrent views.

Same goes with Ann Coulter in the US. It's all "she's a man!!" rather than "she's a bigoted, hateful person with destructive views about society".
Wilgrove
21-02-2008, 22:38
This....may.....be.....the.....shallowest.....thread.....ever......on........NSG.

and that makes baby jesus cry.
Knights of Liberty
21-02-2008, 22:41
This....may.....be.....the.....shallowest.....thread.....ever......on........NSG.

and that makes baby jesus cry.



Really? The sexiest NSGer thread isnt? At least this ones in fun.
Khadgar
21-02-2008, 22:44
Fine, I'll admit to it openly, I am terrified of the physical appearance of Cindy Hensley McCain, especially when her hair is all, like, glued to her head. *Shudder.* *Shudder.* *Shuddershuddershuddershuddershuddershudder.*

At times, I'm half convinced that she's not an actual human being.

It's those fucking cold dead eyes.
CanuckHeaven
21-02-2008, 22:54
Fine, I'll admit to it openly, I am terrified of the physical appearance of Cindy Hensley McCain, especially when her hair is all, like, glued to her head. *Shudder.* *Shudder.* *Shuddershuddershuddershuddershuddershudder.*

At times, I'm half convinced that she's not an actual human being.
I don't know, she kind looks like a cougar to me:

http://www.care.org/photos/about/board/CindyMcCain_full.jpg

Remember way back when?

http://www.firstladies.org/biographies/images/BarbaraBush.jpg

Barbara Bush during a visit to the Hurricane Katrina refugee shelter in the Houston Astrodome:

What I'm hearing, which is sort of scary, is they all want to stay in Texas. Everyone is so overwhelmed by the hospitality. And so many of the people in the arena here, you know, were underprivileged anyway, so this is working very well for them. :(
Llewdor
21-02-2008, 22:59
It can't be worse than seeing Prime Minister Harper on TV... his head does NOT naturally go with that body.
I blame his tailor for that. I don't think I've ever seen him in a suit that fits (though his beer gut does make him a dreadful shape to dress).
Kyronea
21-02-2008, 23:01
I don't know, she kinda looks like a cougar to me:

http://www.care.org/photos/about/board/CindyMcCain_full.jpg


:(

Actually, in that image, she almost looks attractive in a way...or maybe I'm just fucked up in the head.
CanuckHeaven
21-02-2008, 23:01
Fine, I'll admit to it openly, I am terrified of the physical appearance of Cindy Hensley McCain, especially when her hair is all, like, glued to her head. *Shudder.* *Shudder.* *Shuddershuddershuddershuddershuddershudder.*

At times, I'm half convinced that she's not an actual human being.
I don't know, she kinda looks like a cougar to me:

http://www.care.org/photos/about/board/CindyMcCain_full.jpg

Remember way back when?

http://www.firstladies.org/biographies/images/BarbaraBush.jpg

Barbara Bush during a visit to the Hurricane Katrina refugee shelter in the Houston Astrodome:

What I'm hearing, which is sort of scary, is they all want to stay in Texas. Everyone is so overwhelmed by the hospitality. And so many of the people in the arena here, you know, were underprivileged anyway, so this is working very well for them. :(
Johnny B Goode
21-02-2008, 23:01
"Therefore, by the transitive property of Huckabee, I am John McCain. And the best thing about me being John McCain as well as John McCain is...have you seen our wife?"
Tmutarakhan
21-02-2008, 23:07
edit: I have the thread but it won't let me make a sexiest candidate wife poll :(
That would be Bill!
Marrakech II
22-02-2008, 01:15
http://wizbangblog.com/images/2007/12/wcc12282007.jpg

Gawd, she's just be you ti ful!

I have actually seen this mongrel in person. However she does come across as having a nice personality. ;)
Gartref
22-02-2008, 01:39
I've always thought Chelsea was cute.



Of course, I also thought Monica was pretty hot too.
Marrakech II
22-02-2008, 02:05
I've always thought Chelsea was cute.



Of course, I also thought Monica was pretty hot too.

Do we need to start a donation drive to get you some glasses? Second thought are you blind?
Poliwanacraca
22-02-2008, 02:18
And this is why New Orleans and Michigan ares disaster area. Liberal's spend thier time attacking other people because of thier looks. I guess shaving thier legs and armpits and running a brush through thier hair makes conservative women hard to look at.

http://uglydemocrats.com/pictures/Republican-vs-Democrat-women.jpg

I love how all the "Republican" shots are carefully posed professional photographs, while all the "Democratic" shots are weirdly-angled candid shots. (I also love that, despite all that, Ann Coulter and Michelle Malkin still look like they're going to hunt you down and eat your souls.)

Most of all, though, I love that someone was apparently so incapable of finding anything to criticize about all those Democrats that they had to resort to "Oh yeah? Well, Democrats sometimes look stupid in candid photographs! So THERE!"
Liberty Jibbets
22-02-2008, 02:22
Do we need to start a donation drive to get you some glasses? Second thought are you blind?

He's not blind. I think he has great taste in women. :)
Whereyouthinkyougoing
22-02-2008, 02:33
Of course, I also thought Monica was pretty hot too.
I totally thought so, too. I was in the US at the time and it irked me to no end that someone who would have been considered attractive in real life by most people was ridiculed by the very same people for being "ugly and fat". Like, whaa? She was thinner than the vast majority of the people who said that and she is faaaar from "ugly" by any objective standard.
It was quite a lesson in the vitriol that can be spewed on women who dare to transgress too much.
If people had come across a picture of a man like Clinton and a young woman like Lewinsky together in any kind of other circumstance they would have been all "Man, he must be rich to have gotten her, what else would a chick like that with an old man like him." But no, all that Clinton was criticized on was having an affair and lying about it, while she was being vilified all over the place in large part because of her appearance. The fuck?
Marrakech II
22-02-2008, 02:40
He's not blind. I think he has great taste in women. :)

I guess everyone needs to be loved. Someone has to do it. Raises beer to those that take the job. ;)
Knights of Liberty
22-02-2008, 02:40
You wanna know who scares me more than McCain's wife? John McCain.
Trotskylvania
22-02-2008, 03:00
Ewww, next time I should read the thread before posting in it. What kind of disgusting "let's bash women in politics based on their looks, especially if they're from the party I hate" thing is this? :rolleyes:

If we judged men in politics on their looks as harshly as women, three quarters of them would be out on their ass.
Iguana Isle
22-02-2008, 03:04
He's not blind. I think he has great taste in women. :)

I'll second that. I've always had a certain weakness for Chelsea too. :D
Bann-ed
22-02-2008, 03:24
I guess everyone needs to be loved. Someone has to do it. Raises beer to those that take the job. ;)

We're going to need more beer than that....;)
Liberty Jibbets
22-02-2008, 03:35
I guess everyone needs to be loved.

I know I do. *Raises beer to Gartref* :fluffle:
Xomic
22-02-2008, 03:52
/signed
Sel Appa
22-02-2008, 04:41
She is a bit creepy looking...
Demented Hamsters
22-02-2008, 04:50
And this is why New Orleans and Michigan ares disaster area. Liberal's spend thier time attacking other people because of thier looks.
http://uglydemocrats.com/pictures/Republican-vs-Democrat-women.jpg
anyone find the irony in someone deriding the Dems for 'attacking other people because of thier looks' whilst GOP supporters have their very own website attacking how democrat women look?

As for Cindy McCain, in this pic she looks like someone's stretched Meryl Streep's skin over a skeleton:
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44443000/jpg/_44443204_mcctoledo_ap203b.jpg
my guess with the hairstyle is that McCain is trying to gain support with the religious right and thus is making Cindy look like a nice proper little woman.

McCain seems to have a thing for weird looking blondes:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7257051.stm
the woman he's supposed to have shagged:
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44443000/jpg/_44443217_iseman_getty203b.jpg
Delator
22-02-2008, 08:16
Is it odd that when I saw THIS (http://a.abcnews.com/images/Politics/5d8dc37f-ab14-4f74-ab08-e2e00cf055f1_ms.jpeg)...

...the first thing that came to my mind was THIS (http://www.lesliehouk.com/meg_foster/images/evil-lyn02.jpg)?

:p
Reeka
22-02-2008, 08:31
This entire thread makes me think of this:

http://www.viruscomix.com/page330.html
Trotskylvania
22-02-2008, 08:47
I love it!
Hezballoh
22-02-2008, 10:32
Actually, in that image, she almost looks attractive in a way...or maybe I'm just fucked up in the head.

no, shes a bit of a milf in that one