Lunatic Goofballs v. Chuck Norris
Who would win in an epic battle between these two titans?
Gigantic Leprechauns
18-02-2008, 00:02
LG, without question.
Wilgrove
18-02-2008, 00:04
This is the fight that never ends,
It just goes on and on my friends
Chuck Norris started it, not knowing what LG was,
And they'll continue fighting forever just because—
:D
Option 9 because this topic is made of phail.
Jackie Chan can spank both of them and still make time for sex with his wife and meditation...
This would be an epic fight.
Conserative Morality
18-02-2008, 00:12
Hmmm... God-Emporer of the forums, or supreme ruler of the US who fathered himself... Hard choice, so I say draw!
Gigantic Leprechauns
18-02-2008, 00:14
Chuck Norris is not invincible; far, far from it (http://www.orlyowl.com/upload/files/chuckpwned7ia1vf.gif).
Wilgrove
18-02-2008, 00:19
Chuck Norris is not invincible; far, far from it (http://www.orlyowl.com/upload/files/chuckpwned7ia1vf.gif).
So Chuck Norris one weakness is a wooden paddle!
*invest in companies that make Wooden Paddles*
Conserative Morality
18-02-2008, 00:19
Chuck Norris is not invincible; far, far from it.
That was his stunt double, when they tried that on the real Chuck, the paddle splintered into a million pieces.:D
Lunatic Goofballs, obviously.
Chuck Norris is a Huckabee supporter.
Why would this even be a question?
LG would get Chuck Norris drunk and tie him to a urinal in compromising positions.
Conserative Morality
18-02-2008, 00:21
Lunatic Goofballs, obviously.
Chuck Norris is a Huckabee supporter.
*Gasp* Chuck Norris has been brainwashed!:eek:
Fleckenstein
18-02-2008, 00:24
Is Chuck resistant to pies?
Gigantic Leprechauns
18-02-2008, 00:26
Lunatic Goofballs, obviously.
Chuck Norris is a Huckabee supporter.
*vomits*
Fall of Empire
18-02-2008, 00:28
Who would win in an epic battle between these two titans?
Option 9 would, clearly.
Andaluciae
18-02-2008, 00:29
No question, Lunatic Goofballs. A fellow who is more L33T than that old bearded cowboy could ever hope to be.
German Nightmare
18-02-2008, 00:36
LG will introduce Nuck Chorris to a whole new dimension of pain and humiliation, no doubt.
I'd be willing to pay a crazy amount of tacos just to see it happen!!!
Is Chuck resistant to pies?
No one is resistant to pies.
Space Orks
18-02-2008, 01:01
LG. And we want to see CN cry like a little baby!
Straughn
18-02-2008, 01:27
This is the fight that never ends,
It just goes on and on my friends
Chuck Norris started it, not knowing what LG was,
And they'll continue fighting forever just because—
:D
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King Arthur the Great
18-02-2008, 02:12
Sorry LG, but
Chuck Norris.
While I can sympathize with all of the arguments for LG, Chuck Norris has two very, very important advantages. His left leg, and his right leg.
Oh, and I don't see any LG facts that talk about LG's status as the fourth wise man, or the controller of evolution. Tacos and pies are fine, but the pile of ninjas called Brokeback Mountain beats the best of tacos.
Straughn
18-02-2008, 02:15
Tacos and pies are fine, but the pile of ninjas called Brokeback Mountain beats the best of tacos.
This has to stand out just a smidge.
Gigantic Leprechauns
18-02-2008, 02:22
Sorry LG, but
Chuck Norris.
While I can sympathize with all of the arguments for LG, Chuck Norris has two very, very important advantages. His left leg, and his right leg.
Oh, and I don't see any LG facts that talk about LG's status as the fourth wise man, or the controller of evolution. Tacos and pies are fine, but the pile of ninjas called Brokeback Mountain beats the best of tacos.
Again, Chuck isn't invincible (http://www.orlyowl.com/upload/files/chuckpwned7ia1vf.gif).
Celtlund II
18-02-2008, 02:24
Who would win in an epic battle between these two titans?
Sorry man, but Chuck has to have bigger gonads because he supported Huckabee. ::D
Straughn
18-02-2008, 02:26
Sorry man, but Chuck has to have bigger gonads because he supported Huckabee. ::D
The gonads connotate sexual reproduction.
Sexual reproduction connotates evolutionary biological processes.
Ergo ...
Celtlund II
18-02-2008, 02:29
The gonads connotate sexual reproduction.
Sexual reproduction connotates evolutionary biological processes.
Ergo ...
Ergo, Chuck wins because he has the bigger ones. :p
Straughn
18-02-2008, 02:32
Ergo, Chuck wins because he has the bigger ones. :p
Nah, wrong answer. Ask him about his kick training. How many do you think he took in the goodies?
Lunatic Goofballs
18-02-2008, 03:05
Bigger? I'm not so sure about that. My testicles are actually one of my more impressive physical features. But are they tougher?
Big Jim P
18-02-2008, 03:14
Lunatic "Balls of Steel" Goofballs FTW.
Straughn
18-02-2008, 03:14
Bigger? I'm not so sure about that. My testicles are actually one of my more impressive physical features. But are they tougher?
That's a good point - a debate on receiving groin-kicks and experience therein is highly appropriate at this time.
King Arthur the Great
18-02-2008, 05:52
Again, Chuck isn't invincible (http://www.orlyowl.com/upload/files/chuckpwned7ia1vf.gif).
How many times do we have to repeat:
That is Chuck Norris' stunt double. He wanted to eat dinner, and wasn't going to wait for them to develop the invincible paddle, so they used a stand in for plot purposes only.
People have no concept of production constraints these days...
Hezballoh
18-02-2008, 07:29
Lunatic "Balls of Steel" Goofballs FTW.
i'm sigging that
Non Aligned States
18-02-2008, 08:27
Bigger? I'm not so sure about that. My testicles are actually one of my more impressive physical features. But are they tougher?
mmm, LG's family jewels vs Chuck Norris's world breaking roundhouse kicks. I wonder what the odds are.
mmm, LG's family jewels vs Chuck Norris's world breaking roundhouse kicks. I wonder what the odds are.
Unstoppable force vs. immovable object?
Der Teutoniker
18-02-2008, 08:52
This is the fight that never ends,
It just goes on and on my friends
Chuck Norris started it, not knowing what LG was,
And they'll continue fighting forever just because—
:D
:D
I don't know who'd win between those two, but you win this thread!
Der Teutoniker
18-02-2008, 08:54
Who would win in an epic battle between these two titans?
LG, though incredible would not be able to withsand the Chuck.
Chuck (http://youtube.com/watch?v=NdD54rG9oQA)
Der Teutoniker
18-02-2008, 08:56
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13460033&postcount=20
:p
Lol... well, I feel a little bit stupid, :p
Straughn
18-02-2008, 09:00
:D
I don't know who'd win between those two, but you win this thread!http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13460033&postcount=20
:p
Straughn
18-02-2008, 09:05
Lol... well, I feel a little bit stupid, :p
Ah, don't do that. I'm sure there's some other thread, past/present/future, where opportunity will arise, as it does for all of us. :p
Hezballoh
18-02-2008, 13:33
mmm, LG's family jewels vs Chuck Norris's world breaking roundhouse kicks. I wonder what the odds are.
siggin that 2
BackwoodsSquatches
18-02-2008, 13:40
Sorry, Clown Man.
Even the much vaunted nigh-impervious testicular fortitude of LG, is no match for a man who can bring any woman to instant climax by pointing his finger at her and saying "Boo-ya!"
And yes, Jackie Chan might be able to whup both of the others, but he'd better have Bruce Lee's money.
Not half of it..
Not SOME of it...
Bitch better have ALL of that money, or Bruce will have to ball this...