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Yes "Had" because if you're reading this thread, then you cannot still be having a dream.

Anyway, what are the weirdest dreams you've ever had?

I very rarely remember my dreams, whether they're good or bad.

That people would be judged by the content of their character and not the color of their skin?


Two nights ago I dreamt that my old roommate showed up and gave me back some of my old furniture and rearranged my room while I was sleeping. And, for some reason, installed an ATM in my hallway. That was weird.

I don't have dreams I am willing to share, due to the personal nature of them.....however, my oldest had a dream last night that she was pooping purple paint. I looked it up in my dream book and didn't find what that could symbolize so I told her no more tortilla chips/taco sauce before bed.... ;)

LMAO

Made me spit coffee all over my monitor. :p

I dreamt i replied to this thread. It was spooky, there were all sorts of talk about evolution and ghosts, then a pie for some reason.:D

You could say we all live a dream, why, if it's so hard to tell the difference between when you're sleeping and when you're awake, then there could be a larger dream framed around your whole life. Where everything is just so different.

Well, I did have a dream where I was in a house, with a giant, living, talking, plastic army man. Then a whole bunch of little McDonalds burglers came with pistols, and I had to shoot them. They flooded the house, and popped up near the stairs. I had to hit them wack-a-mole style but then one shot me. Not the weirdest, but I have trouble putting some of my dreams into words.

I don't have dreams I am willing to share, due to the personal nature of them.....however, my oldest had a dream last night that she was pooping purple paint. I looked it up in my dream book and didn't find what that could symbolize so I told her no more tortilla chips/taco sauce before bed.... ;)

I should probably share mine, also. It was pretty interesting.


In a dream I had today, I was at a train station. This girl I knew was getting mugged/raped. I turned my head away pretending like I didn't see it. Later on, me and someone else decided to hunt down the rapists. The person I was working with hunted down one rapist somewhere (I forgot where, I think it was in a desert). I had to hunt down the other one.

It was raining like Hell outside. I was at a different train station, and I believe I was running after the last rapist. Two German soldiers caught him, I ran after them yelling "ACHTUNG!" (...wait?) and told them that this guy was wanted in the United States. The Germans said "screw that then" (in English I think) and gave the guy to me. I killed him happily.

Then, the girl came out of the hospital and we had a welcome party in which everyone in my school was invited. I hugged her, but I forgot her name.

EDIT: I remember now! It happened during WWI because one rapist was killed in the Ottoman Empire.

but I forgot her name.

In the dream? What a great end to the story. :p

I rarely dream anymore. One dream though I played Barack Obama 1 on 1 in basketball. It was sweet.

In the dream? What a great end to the story. :p

I rarely dream anymore. One dream though I played Barack Obama 1 on 1 in basketball. It was sweet.

Who won?

Anyway, what are the weirdest dreams you've ever had?

Hmm, I'm pretty sure I've had a few about NSG.

Don't remember much else about them, though.

Who won?

Me. But my sky hook for the win suddenly changed to watching him speak gibberish in front of a crowd. I love the subconscious. :)

That people would be judged by the content of their character and not the color of their skin?

Just what I was thinking

I love the subconscious. :)

I hate mine. Everything I'm most confident about, it gives me nightmares about. Everything I'm most insecure about, it gives me perfect, happy dreams about... and then I wake up.

I had a bit of an odd dream about buying a Playstation 3 not all that long ago...I wonder what brought that about.

A couple of years ago I dreamed that I was wading knee deep in blood in some abandoned factory building, battling hordes of faceless foes with nothing but a sword and my bare hands.
I had started out with a band of battle brothers but at the end of the day (and of the dream) only I remained, standing atop a mount of corpses, body parts and intestines, surrounded by countless enemies with no way out but not willing to surrender either.

And yes, I do think that my subconscious has been working overtime to present me with this nightmare. Hey, it even had color - although most of it was crimson and darker shades of red.

All in all, it made me adapt the stance to "Never give up, never surrender." Works fine thus far and I haven't had nightmares in quite some time - although I prefer nightmares to dreams most of the time 'cause they're easier to decipher and more fun to have. ;)

My last one was me actually being a black kid playing tennis with a frying pan that had a hole in the middle and my father figure was an old gym coach that looks alot like Morgan Freeman. *nods*

Yes "Had" because if you're reading this thread, then you cannot still be having a dream.

Anyway, what are the weirdest dreams you've ever had?

First dream about Kari Byron last night (odd it took so long)
and it wasn't PG-rated.
Funny, i almost NEVER dream about *anything* sex-related.

You know, it's not really a surprise that i've had quite a few extremely strange dreams, it's just that i'm having my subconscious readjusted right now, since i'm watching Twin Peaks vol. 2, and i'm likely to confabulate a smidge.

Yes "Had" because if you're reading this thread, then you cannot still be having a dream.

Anyway, what are the weirdest dreams you've ever had?

A T-Rex jumped out of my Grandma's oven and chased me down the street until it had to stop for the red light, allowing me to get away. That was when I was 7...

I had a dream that I was strolling through a square in Sevilla and that someone I know came running out of nowhere and chased me. Then, my boss hoped out of a corner, dressed in a pink tracksuit, wearing a pom pom tail and gigantic, white bunny ears. He also went after me and all I could do was scream as they both chased after me through the crowded square. I have issues, I know.
A lobotomy might fix that, no? :p

I had a dream that I was strolling through a square in Sevilla and that someone I know came running out of nowhere and chased me. Then, my boss hoped out of a corner, dressed in a pink tracksuit, wearing a pom pom tail and gigantic, white bunny ears. He also went after me and all I could do was scream as they both chased after me through the crowded square. I have issues, I know.

You think?:D
Sure! And I'm almost certain it won't hurt a bit. Maybe a little. But what is a little pain to eternal oblivion? ;)

Should I ask the Painboy to make an appointment with you? He's eager to meet you and he'll do it for free!

A lobotomy might fix that, no? :p

You think?:D

Sure! And I'm almost certain it won't hurt a bit. Maybe a little. But what is a little pain to eternal oblivion? ;)

Should I ask the Painboy to make an appointment with you? He's eager to meet you and he'll do it for free!

Oh heavens, no. But thank you so much for your concern.;)

Last night, I had a dream-no kidding- that I woke up in the middle of the night, went to the bathroom, and then lay awake for five minutes before falling back asleep.

It was strangely surreal.

The other week I realized that I was dreaming (happens to me fairly often) and wondered where the girl of my dreams was. The doorbell rang and when I opened it this really hot girl came in and was very happy to see me. Then she started talking hysterically with an unbearably squeaky voice and the only things I could make out was some celebrity names I didn't care about.

When she realized I didn't have a clue what she was talking about she goes "Gosh, It's like you are like living under like a rock or whatever. And you kinda dress kinda like a caveman. I mean ewww, this sooo not the latest fashion, if my friends saw you I'd die! OMGOMGOMG, I have an absolutely wonderful idea, why don't we go on a shopping spree, I'll pick out perfect clothes for you from the best shops in the city aaaand I'll tell you all about the latest gossip on the way!" At this point I panicked and woke up.

I would've smashed her head in with a baseball bat.

The other week I realized that I was dreaming (happens to me fairly often) and wondered where the girl of my dreams was. The doorbell rang and when I opened it this really hot girl came in and was very happy to see me. Then she started talking hysterically with an unbearably squeaky voice and the only things I could make out was some celebrity names I didn't care about.

When she realized I didn't have a clue what she was talking about she goes "Gosh, It's like you are like living under like a rock or whatever. And you kinda dress kinda like a caveman. I mean ewww, this sooo not the latest fashion, if my friends saw you I'd die! OMGOMGOMG, I have an absolutely wonderful idea, why don't we go on a shopping spree, I'll pick out perfect clothes for you from the best shops in the city aaaand I'll tell you all about the latest gossip on the way!" At this point I panicked and woke up.
That's awesome! :)
Usually my dreams involve ionospheric heaters, electrostatic repulsion, forensic investigations, and things like that. Oddly enough, i'm never in space. And i get killed a bit (and make the transition, which is pretty much the coolest part) .. and i used to have a lot of lucid dreams too, which was the most fun since i was aware that my mind was keeping ahead of my consciousness while i was unconscious (and aware that i was unconscious) .....

first dream of Kari though. :)

First dream about Kari Byron last night (odd it took so long)
and it wasn't PG-rated.
Funny, i almost NEVER dream about *anything* sex-related.
The other week I realized that I was dreaming (happens to me fairly often) and wondered where the girl of my dreams was. The doorbell rang and when I opened it this really hot girl came in and was very happy to see me. Then she started talking hysterically with an unbearably squeaky voice and the only things I could make out was some celebrity names I didn't care about.

When she realized I didn't have a clue what she was talking about she goes "Gosh, It's like you are like living under like a rock or whatever. And you kinda dress kinda like a caveman. I mean ewww, this sooo not the latest fashion, if my friends saw you I'd die! OMGOMGOMG, I have an absolutely wonderful idea, why don't we go on a shopping spree, I'll pick out perfect clothes for you from the best shops in the city aaaand I'll tell you all about the latest gossip on the way!" At this point I panicked and woke up.

The other week I realized that I was dreaming (happens to me fairly often) and wondered where the girl of my dreams was. The doorbell rang and when I opened it this really hot girl came in and was very happy to see me. Then she started talking hysterically with an unbearably squeaky voice and the only things I could make out was some celebrity names I didn't care about.

When she realized I didn't have a clue what she was talking about she goes "Gosh, It's like you are like living under like a rock or whatever. And you kinda dress kinda like a caveman. I mean ewww. this sooo not the latest fashion, if my friends saw you I'd die! OMGOMGOMG, I have an absolutely wonderful idea, why don't we go on a shopping spree, I'll pick out perfect clothes for you from the best shops in the city aaaand I'll tell you all about the latest gossip on the way!" At this point I panicked and woke up.

I kinda like your dream. Psychotic to a certain extent, yet quite normal too. (what with the shopping bit and all)

I was abducted by Aliens, taken to thier Planet. They looked human like but with bird like wings as they could fly. As we got off the space ship I was greeted by a crowd of these bird like aliens. They have Kentucky Fried People, Burger People, Mc People like fast food restaurants.

I actually had this dream or night mare I mixed toghether. After seeing a Gillian's island show were the Castaways are stuck with fethers thanks to Gilligian. And a Nasa tv camera recods them as Chicken people aliens from Mars.

Along with a rerun show of The Twilight Zone. A race of tall or giant size humanoyed like aliens visited earth. Showed the humans how to grow food in the deserts. How to turn the deserts green.

Now with the new technologies there was no need for war among nations. Nations disarmed.

They have restaurants, and Alien like Baseball stadiums, They invite Human tourists to thier nation on giant space ships. But they eat humans, From every tourist space ship they keep some humans for dinner. A group of human military officers with nothing to do, discover an Alien cook book and decifer it, How to cook Humans. But its to late to do anything.

LHC.

I love threads with Public Polls. I always try to ask myself what Public Poll questions can I ask on my threads.

I dreamt that I had a baby, but when I gave birth to it, it had an ipod control on it's stomach, and I said "I didn't know babies came with ipods now".

I had another dream that zombies were coming to get me, and I hid in the wardrobe. Then I decided that, before the zombies learnt to climb stairs, I was going to make a break for it. I ran down to the end of the garden and hid in Winnie the Poohs treehouse, which hung over a massive cliff with a river at the bottom. It all turned out ok, because zombies can't climb trees.

:confused:

Please, don't analyse my dreams. I don't want to know :p

The above (or, warp-oriented, below) posts are awesome.