NationStates Jolt Archive

What?
I'm bored, and that is not good. Not good at all.

Why?
Because Stumble Upon sucks tonight.

When?
Right fucking now.

omigosh, Ruffy! What can I do to help you not die of boredom?! I love you so much that I want to help you not be bored!
You can suggest something for me to photograph. Have an idea for a cool photo? Post it. Want to post a random word for me to interpret into a photo? Post it.

Please, help me not be bored. I beg you..

Capture the word "heart".

Mozzarella Starbucks.

Photo it.

A photo, eh?

Frenchman

Try that one on for size.

set up an interesting sequence of interconnected matches and photograph them as they flare. with a background of your choice. playing with fire is fun kids.

set up an interesting sequence of interconnected matches and photograph them as they flare. with a background of your choice. playing with fire is fun kids.
Or even better, create a practical demonstration of Chaos Theory by placing a videocamera in front of a TV that's playing (live) the output of the camera.

Strike a match in between the camera and the TV screen.

The camera will capture the flare and send the images to be displayed on the TV screen, then capture the resultant output. Due to the fractional time-lapse and discrepencies in the video lens, etc., the output on the TV screen differs ever so lightly from what the camera captured.

Outcome: a continous, changing image that is completely unique and choatic.

All hail Eris!!

Capture the word "heart".

Photographing naow.

Learn to knit! I'm working on a particularly fun pattern right now; it has a picture of an effervescent Erlenmeyer flask on it.

Go read a book.

Learn to knit! I'm working on a particularly fun pattern right now; it has a picture of an effervescent Erlenmeyer flask on it.
Sweet!

http://ruffyhatessally.deviantart.com/art/Captured-Heart-77502050
As per usual, I like the way your mind works. :p

Capture the word "heart".

http://ruffyhatessally.deviantart.com/art/Captured-Heart-77502050

Didn't I help you pick out a nice external hard drive to store old fun for when the internet is down?

Anyways, two things:

New stuff involving the Lighter of Doom (it's been too long since we've had a new pic with that fun toy), or

Photograph an act of Plutoing.
Pluto: to demote, devalue, or degrade, in a manner similar to how the planetoid Pluto lost its planet status.

owls and mushrooms

Mozzarella Starbucks.

Photo it.

http://ruffyhatessally.deviantart.com/art/Mozzarella-Starbucks-77505481

I love you forever, Ruffy.

http://ruffyhatessally.deviantart.com/art/Captured-Heart-77502050

It's beautiful, and not at all what I expected.

I'm spray painting tonight. :)

Or even better, create a practical demonstration of Chaos Theory by placing a videocamera in front of a TV that's playing (live) the output of the camera.

Strike a match in between the camera and the TV screen.

The camera will capture the flare and send the images to be displayed on the TV screen, then capture the resultant output. Due to the fractional time-lapse and discrepencies in the video lens, etc., the output on the TV screen differs ever so lightly from what the camera captured.

Outcome: a continous, changing image that is completely unique and choatic.

All hail Eris!!

.....oh my God, I must try this.

Go read a book.

Book? What is this..."book" you speak of?

Or even better, create a practical demonstration of Chaos Theory by placing a videocamera in front of a TV that's playing (live) the output of the camera.

Strike a match in between the camera and the TV screen.

The camera will capture the flare and send the images to be displayed on the TV screen, then capture the resultant output. Due to the fractional time-lapse and discrepencies in the video lens, etc., the output on the TV screen differs ever so lightly from what the camera captured.

Outcome: a continous, changing image that is completely unique and choatic.!

Damn, if only my video camera worked. :headbang: I suppose it would also help if I had something that would work as a makeshift tripod...

Or even better, create a practical demonstration of Chaos Theory by placing a videocamera in front of a TV that's playing (live) the output of the camera.

Strike a match in between the camera and the TV screen.

The camera will capture the flare and send the images to be displayed on the TV screen, then capture the resultant output. Due to the fractional time-lapse and discrepencies in the video lens, etc., the output on the TV screen differs ever so lightly from what the camera captured.

Outcome: a continous, changing image that is completely unique and choatic.

All hail Eris!!

Erm, hang on, how would this work? Wouldn't you have to take the match away, thus, capturing the disappearing match? Oh no, wait, I think I get it. Kind of.

I vote for other.

Capture the word "heart".

That's the organ he's least familiar with. There's a close second, but i'm not gonna mention it. :p

.....oh my God, I must try this.
I've seen it done. It rocks. Especially on 'shrooms.

What?
I'm bored, and that is not good. Not good at all.

Why?
Because Stumble Upon sucks tonight.

When?
Right fucking now.

omigosh, Ruffy! What can I do to help you not die of boredom?! I love you so much that I want to help you not be bored!
You can suggest something for me to photograph. Have an idea for a cool photo? Post it. Want to post a random word for me to interpret into a photo? Post it.

Please, help me not be bored. I beg you..

Might I suggest tissue paper, lube, and Porn?

.....oh my God, I must try this.
Yup, it's ace fun.

Works best in a rather dark room, which would counteract:

Wouldn't you have to take the match away, thus, capturing the disappearing match? Oh no, wait, I think I get it. Kind of.
The flare is so bright that most cameras will just pick that up instead of the match. Anyways, even if the match itself is caught, it'll only add to the experience.

Best thing is, it'll go on indefinately.

Mushrooms in the arctic.
Or
Polar bears eating ice cream.
Or
Deviant democracy.
Have a blast.:p

Hmm... Have you tried typing in random words on google and clicking "Images"?

Hmm... Have you tried typing in random words on google and clicking "Images"?

Have you seen the names of most of his pics?
That's pretty much exactly what happens!

I've got one... angry beachball.... go.

take a picture of a Computer Virus.

GOOD answer!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqikPCpfDk8

take a picture of a Computer Virus.

Take a picture of yourself enjoying cottage cheese.

hey, do Oxymorons...

Freezer Burn
Foxy Chick
Military Intelligence
Head Butt
Anti-Missile Missile
Adult Children
Clean Dirt
...

More here (http://www.oxymoronlist.com/).

my kids are really into idioms right now, in the same vein of JuNii's idea, you could do some idiom pics

http://www.idiomsite.com/

Someone's already recommended rounding off pi at 1 billion places, right?

I'd prefer to keep Buffy rusy!

Take a picture of a squirrel and a moose dancing together and eating carrot cake and crying lemonade instead of tears. :)