NationStates Jolt Archive


Deep Space Kimchi

Rambhutan
14-02-2008, 10:43
Some of you who have been on NSG a while may remember a poster called Deep Kimchi. Apparently the South Koreans are planning to send the dish he was named after into space.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/7243066.stm

What other national dishes should we be blasting into space?
Drakkonnius
14-02-2008, 10:48
Not really a national dish. Do national fruits count?

Blast them aliens out of the sky with this!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9a/Durio_kutej_F_070203_ime.jpg
Laerod
14-02-2008, 10:48
What other national dishes should we be blasting into space?Sauerkraut. That way we may finally be rid of it.
Demented Hamsters
14-02-2008, 11:11
Mr Ko is scheduled to take-off on a Russian-made Soyuz rocket on 8 April with two Russians.

It is not clear whether he intends to share his special foods with his fellow astronauts on the space station.
They'd only try it if he doused it in vodka first.
Gigantic Leprechauns
14-02-2008, 11:21
Sauerkraut. That way we may finally be rid of it.

I love you.
Gigantic Leprechauns
14-02-2008, 11:30
I can't help feeling that if there are aliens out there, this might well be interpreted as a hostile act.

LOL!
Rambhutan
14-02-2008, 11:35
Sauerkraut. That way we may finally be rid of it.

I can't help feeling that if there are aliens out there, this might well be interpreted as a hostile act.
Myrmidonisia
14-02-2008, 13:31
Some of you who have been on NSG a while may remember a poster called Deep Kimchi. Apparently the South Koreans are planning to send the dish he was named after into space.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/7243066.stm

What other national dishes should we be blasting into space?
He's not making many friends on the ISS. Not with kimchi, that is.

By the way, deep kimchi is not a euphemism for fermented cabbage. More of a post-digestive product... Although it is hard to tell the difference.
Yootopia
14-02-2008, 13:56
Brussel sprouts can GTFO, basically.
Nodinia
14-02-2008, 13:58
I realise that I'm not gastronomically adventurous but that stuff as described sounds utterly vile........
Rambhutan
14-02-2008, 14:19
He's not making many friends on the ISS. Not with kimchi, that is.


Perhaps the thread should really be about what food would you take to the international space station that would make you really unpopular. The durian and brussel sprouts already mentioned would fit.
Soviet Haaregrad
14-02-2008, 14:49
Sauerkraut. That way we may finally be rid of it.

Ah yes, German kimchi. :D
Soyut
14-02-2008, 18:22
mmm I love kimchi.
Kbrook
14-02-2008, 19:29
I realise that I'm not gastronomically adventurous but that stuff as described sounds utterly vile........

Vile doesn't even begin to cover it. A family friend adopted a couple of kids from Korea, and to celebrate their US citizenship, he made kimchee. in his backyard. I was avoiding it like the plague based on scent alone, but another friend decided that shoving a forkful in my mouth would convince me to eat it. I nearly threw up on the spot. Nasty, nasty stuff. Blech.
Conservadise
14-02-2008, 19:39
I really like kimchi too. It's good. Spicy, crunchy. The problem that most of us Americans have with it is that it doesn't smell as good as it tastes. We really have a hang-up with that kind of thing here. I think it's our meat-centric food culture.
German Nightmare
14-02-2008, 19:40
Sauerkraut. That way we may finally be rid of it.
Du bist verrückt!
Gauthier
14-02-2008, 19:45
Glad they're not sending Deep Kimchi into space. Centuries down the road the planet would be invaded by pissed-off aliens who converted to Islam.

And is sending kimchi into space a really good idea? Has anyone watched the remake of The Blob?
Steelwall
14-02-2008, 19:57
Whatever happened to DK anyway?
Marrakech II
14-02-2008, 20:32
Whatever happened to DK anyway?

Some Korean ate him?


I don't think he has ever left us. Probably either a puppet account of someone else or has created new accounts to deflect liberal criticism.
Rakysh
14-02-2008, 20:39
I'd send them nasty cardboard with sherbert flying saucer thingies to give the aliens a laugh.
JuNii
14-02-2008, 21:37
He's not making many friends on the ISS. Not with kimchi, that is.

By the way, deep kimchi is not a euphemism for fermented cabbage. More of a post-digestive product... Although it is hard to tell the difference.

one wonders what would happen to an enclosed air system like the ISS when the post-digestive by-product of Kimchee is introduced...

I mean, it's not like they could open a window or something...
Rakysh
14-02-2008, 21:40
one wonders what would happen to an enclosed air system like the ISS when the post-digestive by-product of Kimchee is introduced...

I mean, it's not like they could open a window or something...

One thinks that perhaps they would try, regardless of the effect.
Intangelon
14-02-2008, 21:44
Sauerkraut. That way we may finally be rid of it.

Sorry y'all, but I love me some cabbagy goodness. Bring on the kimchi and the 'kraut!
Mad hatters in jeans
14-02-2008, 22:12
Not really a national dish. Do national fruits count?

Blast them aliens out of the sky with this!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9a/Durio_kutej_F_070203_ime.jpg

What is that?
Looks like a hedgehog with yellow insides.
Boonytopia
15-02-2008, 00:53
How about this particular disgrace?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/ce/Pie_floater.jpg

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pie_floater
Daistallia 2104
15-02-2008, 04:37
Some of you who have been on NSG a while may remember a poster called Deep Kimchi. Apparently the South Koreans are planning to send the dish he was named after into space.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/7243066.stm

What other national dishes should we be blasting into space?

NATTO! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Natto) (Wait, I'd not even wish natto on ebil space invaders...)

By the way, deep kimchi is not a euphemism for fermented cabbage. More of a post-digestive product... Although it is hard to tell the difference.

Correct on the first point, dead wrong on the second. ;)

I realise that I'm not gastronomically adventurous but that stuff as described sounds utterly vile........

Good stuff actually.

Whatever happened to DK anyway?

AFAIK, he went through a few more incarnations before wandering off into the great unknown.

one wonders what would happen to an enclosed air system like the ISS when the post-digestive by-product of Kimchee is introduced...

I mean, it's not like they could open a window or something...

I think it's really a secret plot by the ROKs to get revenge for Stalin's having screwed up their country...

What is that?
Looks like a hedgehog with yellow insides.

It is the preferred fruit of the enemy. It has a distinctive smell

This is the durian fruit, the preferred weapon of your enemy; and it has a "distinctive" odor when eaten near you, so remember it. ;)

The hard outer husk is covered with sharp, prickly thorns, while the edible flesh within emits a distinctive odour, which is regarded as either fragrant or overpowering and offensive. Even when the husk of the fruit is still intact, the odour of the ripe fruit is very strong and penetrating. This unusual odour has prompted many people to formulate evocative descriptions, with views ranging from those of deep appreciation to intense disgust.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Durian
Wilmur
15-02-2008, 04:46
Flan!
Kbrook
15-02-2008, 05:01
one wonders what would happen to an enclosed air system like the ISS when the post-digestive by-product of Kimchee is introduced...

I mean, it's not like they could open a window or something...

Another excellent point! Plus, kimchee reeks. It reeks more than sauerkraut, which I would never have believed had I not actually smelled it. Yech.
Katganistan
15-02-2008, 05:34
Sauerkraut. That way we may finally be rid of it.

But I likes it. Send yours to me!

Flan!

SACRILEGE!!!! Gimme all yours, too!
Mirkana
15-02-2008, 05:38
Send them aliens a nice juicy steak.
Gigantic Leprechauns
15-02-2008, 05:40
It is the preferred fruit of the enemy. It has a distinctive smell

This is the durian fruit, the preferred weapon of your enemy; and it has a "distinctive" odor when eaten near you, so remember it. ;)

Have you tasted it?
United Chicken Kleptos
15-02-2008, 05:56
Some of you who have been on NSG a while may remember a poster called Deep Kimchi. Apparently the South Koreans are planning to send the dish he was named after into space.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/7243066.stm

What other national dishes should we be blasting into space?

There isn't any chance that DK wouldn't, perhaps, be the landing target for this space craft, is there?
Gartref
15-02-2008, 06:32
Chicago-Style-Deep-Space-Pizza or Chicken-Tikki-Missile-a
Svalbardania
15-02-2008, 09:35
How about this particular disgrace?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/ce/Pie_floater.jpg

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pie_floater

I LOVE that stuff! Seriously, its the best meal on a solids empty but beer filled stomach. Wonderful stuff.
Daistallia 2104
15-02-2008, 16:38
Have you tasted it?

Unfortunately, I've not yet had the chance. Thus all posts re durian are in playful jest.
Creepy Lurker
15-02-2008, 16:53
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44424000/jpg/_44424305_kimchi_ap203b.jpg

!!! It's out Noodely Lord and Master!

RAmen.