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The Bearded Goose Lodge

Dyakovo
13-02-2008, 22:56
http://a655.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/115/m_9447a3dc385e36961bb04ccc2ce9a0d6.jpg






My thread now... Mwa-ha-ha!!
Sumamba Buwhan
13-02-2008, 23:00
If you have a picture of yourself with a beard and you post it here, then you are in! It doesn't matter if you no longer have a beard.

If you post several then you are on the board of gooses and can make important decisions like changing the name to 'the board of geese' or 'a group of beardies'.

If you don't want in, post a bearded picture of yourself anyway.

If you never had a beard then ask Ruffy to Photoshop one for you.

I startd this thread cuz the Sexiest NSer thread spawned the idea.

mine:
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y19/m00nbeast/personal%20pics/mrrogers.jpg

Also we need a logo, a lodge and some legumes.
Sumamba Buwhan
13-02-2008, 23:05
http://a655.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/115/m_9447a3dc385e36961bb04ccc2ce9a0d6.jpg






My thread now... Mwa-ha-ha!!

Damn you Salazar!

*shakes fist at sky*

You look so much like this dude I know in So Cal

also

http://a210.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/104/l_330c6fc57ced15b815cbf00c6c25ed71.jpg
Infinite Revolution
13-02-2008, 23:26
horray! you started it!

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h211/infiniterevolution/beard2.jpg

and me with face included:

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h211/infiniterevolution/n61003493_34768513_4566.jpg

and maybe a toothy guffaw for good measure:

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h211/infiniterevolution/n61003493_34768735_6315.jpg
Boonytopia
14-02-2008, 00:25
I don't think I have any of me with a beard. Is a moustache good enough?
Sumamba Buwhan
14-02-2008, 00:26
I don't think I have any of me with a beard. Is a moustache good enough?

Just call it a nose beard or something and I think we can live with it

So here I tried to grow a handlebar mustache for laughs but it was way too unruly. mustache wax couldn't even tame that sucker. Still got some laughs to so... mission accomplished?

http://a432.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/18/l_2d22017360b74a89d3177695113ec33f.jpg
Upper Botswavia
14-02-2008, 00:34
I would like to point out that 'goose' is the female of the species, and 'gander' is the male.

That being said, can beardless women join your club?
Sumamba Buwhan
14-02-2008, 00:46
I would like to point out that 'goose' is the female of the species, and 'gander' is the male.

That being said, can beardless women join your club?

Well there are bearded ladies I hear, though I see them with mustaches more often :p

I think every club should have beardless women, but you might have to draw a beard on and post it to get the nod
Upper Botswavia
14-02-2008, 00:57
Well there are bearded ladies I hear, though I see them with mustaches more often :p

I think every club should have beardless women, but you might have to draw a beard on and post it to get the nod

How about this... here is a picture of me with a beard... you just can't see the beard because of the way the picture was cropped. :D

http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii124/AnonyGrl/selfpit.jpg
Trollgaard
14-02-2008, 01:00
Here ya go:

http://img123.imageshack.us/img123/7121/picture001ge3.th.jpg (http://img123.imageshack.us/my.php?image=picture001ge3.jpg)
Boonytopia
14-02-2008, 01:05
http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g66/Boonytopia/DSC02640.jpg

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g66/Boonytopia/DSC02636.jpg
Sumamba Buwhan
14-02-2008, 01:35
How about this... here is a picture of me with a beard... you just can't see the beard because of the way the picture was cropped. :D

/img snip

lovely

you're in

Here ya go:

/img snip

you scare me
Dyakovo
14-02-2008, 01:36
you scare me

You should see the picture of him without the beard.
Trollgaard
14-02-2008, 01:36
you scare me

Haha, why?
Psychotic Mongooses
14-02-2008, 01:39
*snip*

Oh my God!


You're not giving the finger to the camera! What's that about!?
Sumamba Buwhan
14-02-2008, 01:41
You should see the picture of him without the beard.

teehee

Haha, why?

Not sure... I just can't shake the feeling that you can build deadly bombs
Dyakovo
14-02-2008, 01:43
Not sure... I just can't shake the feeling that you can build deadly bombs

When you see the pic of him without the beard you'll also get the feeling that he's planning on using them. :p
Trollgaard
14-02-2008, 02:56
Not sure... I just can't shake the feeling that you can build deadly bombs

When you see the pic of him without the beard you'll also get the feeling that he's planning on using them. :p

What!?

:confused:
Non Aligned States
14-02-2008, 03:11
Here ya go:

http://img123.imageshack.us/img123/7121/picture001ge3.th.jpg (http://img123.imageshack.us/my.php?image=picture001ge3.jpg)

Hmmm....

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f7/Unabomber1.jpg

Coincidence? :p

Check image source for clue
Infinite Revolution
14-02-2008, 03:13
is there going to be criteria for judging beards or are we just having a beard-fest of goodness?
Boonytopia
14-02-2008, 03:21
Oh my God!


You're not giving the finger to the camera! What's that about!?

I know, I've let myself down.

*hangs head in shame*
Sumamba Buwhan
14-02-2008, 03:33
we'll just point and laugh at each other and then have make up sex
Gartref
14-02-2008, 03:34
http://i.current.com/images/studio/asset/2005/09/09/445867_400x300.jpg
Poliwanacraca
14-02-2008, 03:38
My beard is clearly gorgeous:

http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p233/poliwanacraca/beard.jpg
Infinite Revolution
14-02-2008, 04:01
http://i.current.com/images/studio/asset/2005/09/09/445867_400x300.jpg

hawt. the armpit hair really compliments the sequined top.
Daistallia 2104
14-02-2008, 04:34
http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g163/Osakadave/mayday.jpg

A little bit hippy...

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g163/Osakadave/dave.jpg

...and a little bit punk...
Boonytopia
14-02-2008, 05:07
http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g163/Osakadave/mayday.jpg

A little bit hippy...

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g163/Osakadave/dave.jpg

...and a little bit punk...

You look nothing like how I'd mentally pictured you. Not that I really had a firm image or anything, but it was certainly nothing like your photos!
Bann-ed
14-02-2008, 05:15
Not for the faint of heart. (http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y295/Jedi-Gilthanas/aaaaaa.jpg)
Turquoise Days
14-02-2008, 05:39
Well it's beard related. (http://www.handlebarclub.co.uk/) Give or take a few centimetres.
Upper Botswavia
14-02-2008, 06:15
does my scruff and little tiny beard count?



Well, I like it. And the tiara. Not many men can pull off a tiara with fatigues, but you manage it just fine!
Free Soviets
14-02-2008, 06:17
does my scruff and little tiny beard count?
http://a257.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/52/l_c5a40362ee23a7bcaff43b88cbb43458.jpg
Upper Botswavia
14-02-2008, 06:18
the fairy wings that went with the tiara were nice too. as were the combat boots.
best costume ever.

You know, if we ever get around to writing up rules or a constitution for this club, I want "Fairy wings must be worn at all times" in there.
Boonytopia
14-02-2008, 06:21
does my scruff and little tiny beard count?
http://a257.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/52/l_c5a40362ee23a7bcaff43b88cbb43458.jpg

Was that your wedding day?
Free Soviets
14-02-2008, 06:22
Well, I like it. And the tiara. Not many men can pull off a tiara, but you manage it just fine!

the fairy wings that went with the tiara were nice too. as were the combat boots.
best costume ever.
Gartref
14-02-2008, 07:54
hawt. the armpit hair really compliments the sequined top.

Thanks! I work hard to pull off that look.

My beard is clearly gorgeous:

http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p233/poliwanacraca/beard.jpg

Remember the other day when I said I prefer red hair to be curly? Yeah... I was an idiot. I much prefer Alicia Witt to Nicole Kidman. I don't know what the hell I was thinking.

BTW, you could walk away with the sexiest NSGer award if you just post that other .jpg you have.
Marrakech II
14-02-2008, 08:54
Hmmm....

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f7/Unabomber1.jpg

Coincidence? :p

Check image source for clue

Is there suppose to be a difference in these two pics? ;)
Laerod
14-02-2008, 11:34
My beard is clearly gorgeous:And not nearly as blurry as the rest of your body, either...

Not for the faint of heart. (http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y295/Jedi-Gilthanas/aaaaaa.jpg)That's horrible.

does my scruff and little tiny beard count?If so, I submit my soul patch:

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a205/ulteriormotives/HPIM1746.jpg
Cannot think of a name
14-02-2008, 12:04
does my scruff and little tiny beard count?
http://a257.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/52/l_c5a40362ee23a7bcaff43b88cbb43458.jpg

Taken moments after being crowned 'Vanilla Ice Look-a-Like'...






sorry dude...
Cannot think of a name
14-02-2008, 12:36
Alright, since this thread has nothing to do with sexiness and/or competition, I feel that I can reveal the magnificance of my beard without feeling too bad about what it might do to lesser beards. Here it is, feast on its magnificence...
[img]http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/7994/beardph3.jpg
Free Soviets
14-02-2008, 14:55
Taken moments after being crowned 'Vanilla Ice Look-a-Like'...

somewhere out there there must be a sports team called the ninjas
"go ninjas, go ninjas, go!"
Andaluciae
14-02-2008, 15:01
Beard Tax! (https://tspace.library.utoronto.ca/citd/RussianHeritage/6.PG/SCMEDIA/4.8.Medallion.gif)

Pay up or Peter the Great will personally shave your beard off!
Whereyouthinkyougoing
14-02-2008, 16:57
Alright, since this thread has nothing to do with sexiness and/or competition, I feel that I can reveal the magnificance of my beard without feeling too bad about what it might do to lesser beards. Here it is, feast on its magnificence...
[img]http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/7994/beardph3.jpg

Pshaw.

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l192/whereyouthinkyougoing/bart.jpg

Now THAT is a proper beard.
Poliwanacraca
14-02-2008, 17:05
Pshaw.

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l192/whereyouthinkyougoing/bart.jpg

Now THAT is a proper beard.

*loves WYTYG's beard* :D
Poliwanacraca
14-02-2008, 17:10
Remember the other day when I said I prefer red hair to be curly? Yeah... I was an idiot. I much prefer Alicia Witt to Nicole Kidman. I don't know what the hell I was thinking.

BTW, you could walk away with the sexiest NSGer award if you just post that other .jpg you have.

Hey, no fair sneaking peeks at other pics on my photobucket! (Especially not very silly "sexy" pics only posted for the amusement of the folks on GM after extensive discussion of Catholic schoolgirls!) This is the beard thread - admire my beard, dammit. ;)
Extreme Ironing
14-02-2008, 17:12
Pshaw.

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l192/whereyouthinkyougoing/bart.jpg

Now THAT is a proper beard.

WYTYG's beard FTW! :)
Isidoor
14-02-2008, 17:14
:( *is jealous of all the beards*
Whereyouthinkyougoing
14-02-2008, 18:13
http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g163/Osakadave/mayday.jpg

A little bit hippy...

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g163/Osakadave/dave.jpg

...and a little bit punk...
Totally forgot to comment on the first Daistallia pics evar! Awesome. :p
Whereyouthinkyougoing
14-02-2008, 18:14
:( *is jealous of all the beards*
You can grow you own! It's really easy, only took me a minute. :)
Cannot think of a name
14-02-2008, 18:15
Pshaw.

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l192/whereyouthinkyougoing/bart.jpg

Now THAT is a proper beard.

We just need a curly haired blond guy and our ZZ Top cover band is complete!
Laerod
14-02-2008, 18:19
bearded hawtness ftwAnd yet you vote for a beardless guy in the Sexiest NSer thread...
Daistallia 2104
14-02-2008, 18:21
You look nothing like how I'd mentally pictured you. Not that I really had a firm image or anything, but it was certainly nothing like your photos!

Hehehehe...
Sumamba Buwhan
14-02-2008, 18:22
bearded hawtness ftw

I especially love the bearded ladies
Whereyouthinkyougoing
14-02-2008, 18:23
We just need a curly haired blond guy and our ZZ Top cover band is complete!
To be honest, I totally thought you looked like a guy from ZZ Top in your pic. <<
Laerod
14-02-2008, 18:27
Well I woulda voted for IR but I tell him he's hot all the time anywayYou, sir, lie like a rug!
Daistallia 2104
14-02-2008, 18:27
Beard Tax! (https://tspace.library.utoronto.ca/citd/RussianHeritage/6.PG/SCMEDIA/4.8.Medallion.gif)

Pay up or Peter the Great will personally shave your beard off!

They'll tax my beard when they pry the gun out of my cold dead hand. :)

Totally forgot to comment on the first Daistallia pics evar! Awesome. :p

Really? I'm sure I posted the first one around the time it was taken. And I know I posted the old mohawk ages ago...
Cannot think of a name
14-02-2008, 18:31
Beard Tax! (https://tspace.library.utoronto.ca/citd/RussianHeritage/6.PG/SCMEDIA/4.8.Medallion.gif)

Pay up or Peter the Great will personally shave your beard off!
My beard will be the Robin Hood of the beard tax, taking the tax money by force and giving it back to the bearded!
Sumamba Buwhan
14-02-2008, 18:31
And yet you vote for a beardless guy in the Sexiest NSer thread...

Well I woulda voted for IR but I tell him he's hot all the time anyway
Daistallia 2104
14-02-2008, 18:46
My beard will be the Robin Hood of the beard tax, taking the tax money by force and giving it back to the bearded!

Bearded revolution!
Whereyouthinkyougoing
14-02-2008, 18:48
Really? I'm sure I posted the first one around the time it was taken. And I know I posted the old mohawk ages ago...Hmmm. Must have been before my time. Old man.
Isidoor
14-02-2008, 18:55
You can grow you own! It's really easy, only took me a minute. :)

Well, I stopped shaving for a couple of weeks during the exams, mostly out of laziness but also because I'm adventurous like that. The results were unimpressive...
And you don't get as much back from a fake beard as you would from a real beard tbh.
Free Soviets
14-02-2008, 19:02
They'll tax my beard when they pry the gun out of my cold dead hand. :)

also, they can have my beard when they shave it from my cold dead face. or i suppose they can build a replica if they collect any trimmings...
Saxnot
14-02-2008, 19:18
WHEY! Finally. Yeah, this is me having a good time in the Vondelpark in Amsterdam. It's 1 in the afternoon and I'm wasted.
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y81/sleb/08-09-2006125036.jpg
Daistallia 2104
14-02-2008, 19:42
Hmmm. Must have been before my time. Old man.

Here ya go:

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g163/Osakadave/mohawk.jpg
German Nightmare
14-02-2008, 19:57
Alright, since this thread has nothing to do with sexiness and/or competition, I feel that I can reveal the magnificance of my beard without feeling too bad about what it might do to lesser beards.
I like the hood!

And here's my pics:

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/Blick_In_Die_Ferne-2.jpghttp://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/Image089.jpg
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/Bart2-1.jpghttp://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/Bart1-1.jpg

Right now it's even longer than in the bottom pictures by about 2 months of free growth. http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/Vollbart.gif
Whereyouthinkyougoing
14-02-2008, 20:03
Here ya go:

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g163/Osakadave/mohawk.jpg
Damn, you're right, I actually do remember that picture.
Laerod
14-02-2008, 20:15
Damn, you're right, I actually do remember that picture.
Getting old? :p
Whereyouthinkyougoing
14-02-2008, 20:18
Getting old? :p
Judging from the fact that he must have posted it way back when I had just joined (otherwise I would have remembered it not just as a pic I've seen before but actually as a pic of Daistallia) I'm actually quite proud that I recall having come across it once over 2 years ago. *cool*
Laerod
14-02-2008, 20:20
Judging from the fact that he must have posted it way back when I had just joined (otherwise I would have remembered it not just as a pic I've seen before but actually as a pic of Daistallia) I'm actually quite proud that I recall having come across it once over 2 years ago. *cool*After he posted it again...;)
German Nightmare
14-02-2008, 21:11
*strokes beard and nods*

So she is getting old.
Laerod
14-02-2008, 21:12
So she is getting old. *nods and strokes beard*
Sneaky edit... I was going to rip on the *nickt*....:mad:
Poliwanacraca
14-02-2008, 21:22
I decided to grow out my beard. What do you all think? :p

http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p233/poliwanacraca/beard2.jpg
German Nightmare
14-02-2008, 21:23
Sneaky edit... I was going to rip on the *nickt*....:mad:
Hehe. Preemptive strike. ;)
Laerod
14-02-2008, 21:25
Hehe. Preemptive strike. ;)That's not legal, though. It's e-legal. :mad:
Infinite Revolution
14-02-2008, 21:28
Alright, since this thread has nothing to do with sexiness and/or competition, I feel that I can reveal the magnificance of my beard without feeling too bad about what it might do to lesser beards. Here it is, feast on its magnificence...
[img]http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/7994/beardph3.jpg

oh damn, you fucking won this thread. that is awesome :D
Infinite Revolution
14-02-2008, 21:31
You, sir, lie like a rug!

Oi! i heard that! :p
Infinite Revolution
14-02-2008, 21:33
Well, I stopped shaving for a couple of weeks during the exams, mostly out of laziness but also because I'm adventurous like that. The results were unimpressive...
And you don't get as much back from a fake beard as you would from a real beard tbh.

aye, sometimes after a few days i can pull a full three course dinner out of mine.
German Nightmare
14-02-2008, 21:37
I decided to grow out my beard. What do you all think? :p

http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p233/poliwanacraca/beard2.jpg
Makes me wanna stroke your beard, baby! ;):p:D
Cannot think of a name
14-02-2008, 21:40
oh damn, you fucking won this thread. that is awesome :D

Shortly after 9/11 I was in line at a grocery store and this old man turned around and said, "You know, they're shooting people with beards now." I was dumbfounded. What I should have said was, "You know who else has a beard like mine? Uncle Sam." (of course he doesn't have the fu manchu mustache to go with it, but I think he'd consider it...)
Fassitude
14-02-2008, 21:45
What do geese have to do with it? :confused:
Sumamba Buwhan
14-02-2008, 21:52
What do geese have to do with it? :confused:


nothing

i just wanted a fancy name like the moose lodge or whatever they are called
Fassitude
14-02-2008, 21:55
nothing

i just wanted a fancy name like the moose lodge or whatever they are called

Fancy? You picked the wrong animal for that. Should've gone with the mighty otter.
Sumamba Buwhan
14-02-2008, 21:58
Fancy? You picked the wrong animal for that. Should've gone with the mighty otter.


now you tell me

at least I didn't pick the clam
Fassitude
14-02-2008, 21:59
now you tell me

Serves you right for not knowing your faggotry properly (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=otter).
Sumamba Buwhan
14-02-2008, 22:01
Serves you right for not knowing your faggotry properly (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=otter).



I'm willing to take lessons
Gartref
14-02-2008, 23:07
Hey, no fair sneaking peeks at other pics on my photobucket! (Especially not very silly "sexy" pics only posted for the amusement of the folks on GM after extensive discussion of Catholic schoolgirls!) This is the beard thread - admire my beard, dammit. ;)

No fair? oh okay.... does this mean I have to stop using it as my desktop wallpaper?
Isidoor
14-02-2008, 23:07
aye, sometimes after a few days i can pull a full three course dinner out of mine.

a beard ... the gift that won't stop giving.
Poliwanacraca
14-02-2008, 23:29
No fair? oh okay.... does this mean I have to stop using it as my desktop wallpaper?

Yes. :p
German Nightmare
14-02-2008, 23:35
Shortly after 9/11 I was in line at a grocery store and this old man turned around and said, "You know, they're shooting people with beards now." I was dumbfounded. What I should have said was, "You know who else has a beard like mine? Uncle Sam." (of course he doesn't have the fu manchu mustache to go with it, but I think he'd consider it...)
Which makes me wonder, does the English language have something for "l'esprit d'escalier"?
Hey, no fair sneaking peeks at other pics on my photobucket! (Especially not very silly "sexy" pics only posted for the amusement of the folks on GM after extensive discussion of Catholic schoolgirls!) This is the beard thread - admire my beard, dammit. ;)
How come you don't wear it with the schoolgirl outfit? :p

(Blame yourself - you made me look at them pics!)
Infinite Revolution
14-02-2008, 23:41
Which makes me wonder, does the English language have something for "l'esprit d'escalier"?



spirit of the escalator? i'm not sure. i'll do a bit of research.

i needed my memory refreshed as to it's meaning. wiki provided. i don't think there is an equivalent english phrase no. but there should be. although it kind of suits the thing it describes in that there's no set way of saying it. one day someone will come up with a catchy phrase for it but it'll be too late.
Poliwanacraca
14-02-2008, 23:44
Which makes me wonder, does the English language have something for "l'esprit d'escalier"?

How come you don't wear it with the schoolgirl outfit? :p

(Blame yourself - you made me look at them pics!)

*siiiiiiiiiiiiiigh*

*hunts down Gartref and smacks him with a trout for mentioning those ridiculous pics here*

:p
Cannot think of a name
14-02-2008, 23:50
Which makes me wonder, does the English language have something for "l'esprit d'escalier"?


Nope, we just mispronounce the French thing.
Poliwanacraca
15-02-2008, 00:02
Nope, we just mispronounce the French thing.

That, or we just call it "You know when you think of something absolutely brilliant to say about three days too late? That thing."
Fassitude
15-02-2008, 00:09
I'm willing to take lessons

My tutelage is demanding.
Boonytopia
15-02-2008, 00:13
Alright, since this thread has nothing to do with sexiness and/or competition, I feel that I can reveal the magnificance of my beard without feeling too bad about what it might do to lesser beards. Here it is, feast on its magnificence...
[img]http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/7994/beardph3.jpg

Impressive! :)
Boonytopia
15-02-2008, 00:19
Here ya go:

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g163/Osakadave/mohawk.jpg

Now that's just freaky! :eek:
Boonytopia
15-02-2008, 00:19
I decided to grow out my beard. What do you all think? :p

http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p233/poliwanacraca/beard2.jpg

It's nice, it's unusual, it suits you very well. :p
Poliwanacraca
15-02-2008, 00:27
It's nice, it's unusual, it suits you very well. :p

Why, thank you. I think it really complements my pretty green dress particularly well, too. :p
Neo Art
15-02-2008, 00:42
Why, thank you. I think it really complements my pretty green dress particularly well, too. :p

especially with the long hair, you have a beard coming and going!
Poliwanacraca
15-02-2008, 01:00
especially with the long hair, you have a beard coming and going!

It's true!

Pity I have no pictures of myself doing my Cousin Itt imitation - they'd fit rather well in this thread. :p
Neo Art
15-02-2008, 01:30
It's true!

Pity I have no pictures of myself doing my Cousin Itt imitation - they'd fit rather well in this thread. :p

.....

I must see this now.
Poliwanacraca
15-02-2008, 01:44
.....

I must see this now.

Sadly, the batteries in my digital camera are dead, so I can't show you. Suffice it to say that hair over a yard long + sunglasses = hilarity (and/or "stupid gag Poli uses periodically for costumed events where she didn't have time/money to procure a costume, but which always cracks everyone up"). :)
Neo Art
15-02-2008, 02:36
Sadly, the batteries in my digital camera are dead, so I can't show you. Suffice it to say that hair over a yard long + sunglasses = hilarity (and/or "stupid gag Poli uses periodically for costumed events where she didn't have time/money to procure a costume, but which always cracks everyone up"). :)

all I got out of this is "Poli in a gag".....
Poliwanacraca
15-02-2008, 02:38
all I got out of this is "Poli in a gag".....

*siiiiigh* (And I wasn't even talking about my "Lady Godiva" costume...)
German Nightmare
15-02-2008, 02:43
spirit of the escalator? i'm not sure. i'll do a bit of research.

i needed my memory refreshed as to it's meaning. wiki provided. i don't think there is an equivalent english phrase no. but there should be. although it kind of suits the thing it describes in that there's no set way of saying it. one day someone will come up with a catchy phrase for it but it'll be too late.
We don't either - but you got what I mean!
*siiiiiiiiiiiiiigh*

*hunts down Gartref and smacks him with a trout for mentioning those ridiculous pics here*

:p
Oh you know you wanted at least me to take a look!
Nope, we just mispronounce the French thing.
;) Good enough for me. French... *shudders*
That, or we just call it "You know when you think of something absolutely brilliant to say about three days too late? That thing."
Don't you just hate when that happens?
Impressive! :)
Most impressive! (<- Star Wars quotes!!!)
Sadly, the batteries in my digital camera are dead, so I can't show you. Suffice it to say that hair over a yard long + sunglasses = hilarity (and/or "stupid gag Poli uses periodically for costumed events where she didn't have time/money to procure a costume, but which always cracks everyone up"). :)
Now how long would those batteries take to recharge, eh?
Neo Art
15-02-2008, 02:58
*siiiiigh* (And I wasn't even talking about my "Lady Godiva" costume...)

! OMG pics or this thread is useless.
Cannot think of a name
15-02-2008, 04:09
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c389/Smunkee/tehbeard.jpg

I don't have a beard, and I refuse to paint one on, so I was thinking since hubby's nation died then I can take his place in the beard club? (like in congress or whatever right?)

That's just your first generation clone of Viggo Mortenson...did you think we wouldn't notice?

And no I don't know how to spell that dudes name.
Smunkeeville
15-02-2008, 04:12
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c389/Smunkee/tehbeard.jpg

I don't have a beard, and I refuse to paint one on, so I was thinking since hubby's nation died then I can take his place in the beard club? (like in congress or whatever right?)
Smunkeeville
15-02-2008, 04:22
That's just your first generation clone of Viggo Mortenson...did you think we wouldn't notice?

And no I don't know how to spell that dudes name.

:p that's a new one! most people say Mikhail Baryshnikov, but then again that's usually when he's clean shaved.....although when he is in between and has scruff we hear Emilio Estevez.. he's a weird guy....you can't look like both!
Cannot think of a name
15-02-2008, 04:28
:p that's a new one! most people say Mikhail Baryshnikov, but then again that's usually when he's clean shaved.....although when he is in between and has scruff we hear Emilio Estevez.. he's a weird guy....you can't look like both!

Baryshnikov! Thats it! I've wondering what he's been up to...
Wilgrove
15-02-2008, 04:31
Ok I actually decide to grow a beard and shave my mustache. The reason being is that I think it actually evens out my uneven chin.

This is not my best picture but I think it'll work.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v73/PAY5353/DSCF1828.jpg
Upper Botswavia
15-02-2008, 04:56
Ok I actually decide to grow a beard and shave my mustache. The reason being is that I think it actually evens out my uneven chin.

This is not my best picture but I think it'll work.


It definitely does. You're in!
Upper Botswavia
15-02-2008, 04:58
Sadly, the batteries in my digital camera are dead, so I can't show you. Suffice it to say that hair over a yard long + sunglasses = hilarity (and/or "stupid gag Poli uses periodically for costumed events where she didn't have time/money to procure a costume, but which always cracks everyone up"). :)

I, too, have hair that goes down to my butt, and have done the Cousin Itt thing. Dumbest bit ever, but it entertains small children to no end.

I also have this mermaid costume and the long hair works well with that, too.
Daistallia 2104
15-02-2008, 05:01
Damn, you're right, I actually do remember that picture.

hehehe.

Now that's just freaky! :eek:

LOL
What's really funny about that one is that my asthma specialist takes pictures of all his patients for their medical files, to help him remember patients better, and that's more or less the same pic.
Poliwanacraca
15-02-2008, 05:43
! OMG pics or this thread is useless.

...it actually involved a flesh-toned leotard. 'Twas great fun, though, as it caused basically everyone I saw that Halloween to have their eyes bug out of their heads for about half a second (before they noticed that I was not, in fact, naked), and then crack up laughing.

Sadly, I have no pictures, and that leotard bit the dust years ago.
Poliwanacraca
15-02-2008, 05:49
I, too, have hair that goes down to my butt, and have done the Cousin Itt thing. Dumbest bit ever, but it entertains small children to no end.

Adults, too. :D
Neo Art
15-02-2008, 06:14
Sadly, I have no pictures, and that leotard bit the dust years ago.

Ah, shame.

And by the way, check your TGs :p
Sumamba Buwhan
15-02-2008, 06:58
My tutelage is demanding.


I am ready, Sensei
Sumamba Buwhan
15-02-2008, 07:01
Aren't 'Lodges' supposed to wear funny hats and drink lots of alcohol?


Smunkee did you get permission from Mr Smunkee for that!?! He might have to charge you beard tax.
Cannot think of a name
16-02-2008, 22:54
Impressive! :)

oh damn, you fucking won this thread. that is awesome :D

Me and my beard salute you.
Smunkeeville
16-02-2008, 23:05
Aren't 'Lodges' supposed to wear funny hats and drink lots of alcohol?


Smunkee did you get permission from Mr Smunkee for that!?! He might have to charge you beard tax.

I did.
Ifreann
16-02-2008, 23:29
Give it another few months and I'll join. Maybe by then my facial hair will include more than a little hair on my actual face, instead of just on my neck.
Free Soviets
17-02-2008, 00:03
Aren't 'Lodges' supposed to wear funny hats and drink lots of alcohol?

yes. and there may or may not be a secret beardshake known only to members.
Sumamba Buwhan
17-02-2008, 00:46
I did.

:)

We should have a bearded smilie

yes. and there may or may not be a secret beardshake known only to members.

oh yeah! maybe we could rub our beards together

*breaks out the spirits*

okay who wants to get drunk and have a hat designing committee?
Poliwanacraca
17-02-2008, 00:57
:)

We should have a bearded smilie



http://www.almostsmart.com/forums/images/smilies/beard.gif
German Nightmare
17-02-2008, 01:01
We should have a bearded smilie
Uhm... I do!
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/Vollbart.gif
Ifreann
17-02-2008, 01:02
:)

We should have a bearded smilie



oh yeah! maybe we could rub our beards together

*breaks out the spirits*

okay who wants to get drunk and have a hat designing committee?

Bastards, that sounds awesome. Now I'll have to try and get in with what I have.
Will (http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q100/TheSteveslols/DSC00015.jpg) this (http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q100/TheSteveslols/DSC00016.jpg) suffice (http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q100/TheSteveslols/DSC00017.jpg)?
Sumamba Buwhan
17-02-2008, 01:05
http://www.almostsmart.com/forums/images/smilies/beard.gif


yay

Uhm... I do!

yay again!

Bastards, that sounds awesome. Now I'll have to try and get in with what I have.
Will (http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q100/TheSteveslols/DSC00015.jpg) this (http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q100/TheSteveslols/DSC00016.jpg) suffice (http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q100/TheSteveslols/DSC00017.jpg)?


you're in!
Ifreann
17-02-2008, 01:34
you're in!

Huzzah!
Sumamba Buwhan
17-02-2008, 01:36
*cheers*

*raises glass of long island iced tea*