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Sex, the seven kinds

Hachihyaku
11-02-2008, 23:58
This is from a different forum but i thought I'd post it here:

Results of a recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex.

The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex.

* This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.

The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex.

* This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex.

* This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.

The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex

* This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you."

The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex.

* Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.(Very Popular)

The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex.

* This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.

And; Last, but not least,
The 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex.

* You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy your self.
Mad hatters in jeans
12-02-2008, 00:07
Is there a hidden purpose to telling us this?
Joke maybe?
Yootopia
12-02-2008, 00:10
There are subgenres of sex aplenty, too, you know.
Hachihyaku
12-02-2008, 00:12
Is there a hidden purpose to telling us this?
Joke maybe?

It is a joke.
Naturality
12-02-2008, 00:13
hehe :p I've barely gotten to Hallway sex.. but that was just when we were pissed off. Thank God we weren't married.
Knights of Liberty
12-02-2008, 00:21
It is a joke.


Arent jokes supposed to be funny?
Mad hatters in jeans
12-02-2008, 00:25
Okay.
I've heard some of these before.
Any more jokes?
Hachihyaku
12-02-2008, 00:33
Arent jokes supposed to be funny?

Yeah but i felt like posting it anyway.
Yootopia
12-02-2008, 00:41
Any more jokes?
Heather Mills?
1010102
12-02-2008, 00:44
Any more jokes?

Hillary Clinton for president:p
Call to power
12-02-2008, 00:45
Okay.
I've heard some of these before.
Any more jokes?

dyslexic man walks into a bra
Mad hatters in jeans
12-02-2008, 00:50
Heather Mills?
Hmmm slightly funny.
Hillary Clinton for president:p
Pretty funny, but funny factor is affected by it having possibility of it being true.:)
dyslexic man walks into a bra
One lucky guy, well that is if he likes bras. No real funny factor coming out here.
Lunatic Goofballs
12-02-2008, 01:00
I seem to be stuck in stage 2. :p
Dyakovo
12-02-2008, 01:12
Okay.
I've heard some of these before.
Any more jokes?

Mormons?
Gigantic Leprechauns
12-02-2008, 01:14
lmao
Daistallia 2104
12-02-2008, 12:26
I seem to be stuck in stage 2. :p

Indeed.

Well, when in Roma, and all that Oompah music....


What's brown and sticky?

















A STICK!
Straughn
13-02-2008, 06:21
Indeed.

Well, when in Roma, and all that Oompah music....


What's brown and sticky?

















A STICK!
...who does Stage 2 work for!?
*sploosh splashy*
Vandal-Unknown
13-02-2008, 06:54
Can't we stay on "smurf-sex" forever?

I mean,... the "smurf-pill" is already on the market.