NationStates Jolt Archive

Title says it all.

Nominate who you think it is, and if I'm not lazy, I may even add a poll (eventually).

Edit: Amor

Bottle. Accept no substitutes.

Zilam

For reference:

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a192/piggy_g87/054.jpg
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a192/piggy_g87/n30411024_32174973_6475.jpg
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a192/piggy_g87/stuff061.jpg
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a192/piggy_g87/stuff049.jpg

Zilam

For reference:

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a192/piggy_g87/054.jpg
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a192/piggy_g87/n30411024_32174973_6475.jpg
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a192/piggy_g87/stuff061.jpg
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a192/piggy_g87/stuff049.jpg

Sorry, you're definitely not hot.

So has Ilie been kicked off of her throne?

Sorry, you're definitely not hot.

pft, are you blind? :p

pft, are you blind? :p

Maybe?

Obviously I am the sexiest NSer.

Got any evidence? :p

Obviously I am the sexiest NSer. And anyone who disagrees with me has no taste, and is therefore unfashionable.

You wouldn't want to be unfashionable, would you?

Yes

Maybe?

Braille keyboard?

Obviously I am the sexiest NSer. And anyone who disagrees with me has no taste, and is therefore unfashionable.

You wouldn't want to be unfashionable, would you?

http://photos-b.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v105/245/72/577200056/n577200056_1426557_2371.jpg

I'm the guy on the right.
If you were one of the girls you'd have a shot...
:p

http://photos-b.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v105/245/72/577200056/n577200056_1426557_2371.jpg

I'm the guy on the right.

http://photos-b.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v105/245/72/577200056/n577200056_1426557_2371.jpg

I'm the guy on the right.

Girl on far left...Who is she? She available? jk jk :p

If you were one of the girls you'd have a shot...
:p

Brutal, just brutal.

If you were one of the girls you'd have a shot...
:p

Hooray!
Wait a minute....:p

Got any evidence? :p

Oh of course. Here is a simple but classical image of me to prove my utter sexiness.

....__
.../...\
...\__/
.....|
..../|\
../..|..\
.....|
..../.\
../.....\

I dare you to look at that picture, and truthfully say it is not the absolute image of sexiness!

Yes

Ah, but you see, being unfashionable is fashionable these days! So unfashionable means "completely normal and average"!

You wouldn't want to be "completely normal and average", would you? I didn't think so. Nyah!

Girl on far left...Who is she? She available? jk jk :p

Here, a number: 2

Oh of course. Here is a simple but classical image of me to prove my utter sexiness.

....__
.../...\
...\__/
.....|
..../|\
../..|..\
.....|
..../.\
../.....\
here is my bid



.. ..|.\ _ /.|
.. .. ( 0_0 )
..== ( Y )==
.(w).. — ..(w)


I am too sexy for my hat, pussy pussy cat :D

http://photos-b.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sctm/v185/215/46/910613/n910613_37856413_6037.jpg
guy on the couch
and
http://photos-054.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sf2p/v161/181/44/4932054/n4932054_40243694_4117.jpg
guy in red

Brutal, just brutal.

*bows*

Thank you, thank you very much. :p

http://photos-a.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v164/147/28/811943698/n811943698_232324_1399.jpg

Back right, SEMPER FI! :sniper:

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e115/gracejulia/photos/me/gracelovesyou.jpg

Sorry, you're definitely not hot.

I disagree. He's okay!

Obviously I am the sexiest NSer. And anyone who disagrees with me has no taste, and is therefore unfashionable.
You wouldn't want to be unfashionable, would you?

No! I wouldn't want to be! Oh no!

http://photos-b.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sctm/v185/215/46/910613/n910613_37856413_6037.jpg
guy on the couch
and
http://photos-054.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sf2p/v161/181/44/4932054/n4932054_40243694_4117.jpg
guy in red

Are you guys stoned? :p

Have you heard of Rosspicy?

I haven't even seen the vast majority of the people on NS but I think I could still say he was the sexiest and stand a good chance of being right.



Look him up.

I refuse to make a mockery of myself or other people.
and besides, i don't really know how to put my photos on this thing, cos i'm rank amateur with computers in any form.

my beard is the sexiest NSer

Well, here's my most recent picture:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v625/PIcaRDMPC/IMG_0033.jpg

A haircut that went a little too far, I think.

So has Ilie been kicked off of her throne?

Ilie won for 2007. New year, new possibilities :)

Also:

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m252/RiverIsMyGoddess/icons/smiley_needpics.gif

I hope the OP learns from Ifreann and arranges it properly ;)

Well, here's my most recent picture:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v625/PIcaRDMPC/IMG_0033.jpg

A haircut that went a little too far, I think.
Reminds me of Buddha, i should really get a hair cut, but i can't be bothered paying for it.

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e115/gracejulia/photos/me/gracelovesyou.jpg

wow. Just wow.

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e115/gracejulia/photos/me/gracelovesyou.jpg

*changes vote to Amor *

If IR's beard can be nominated for sexiest NSer, I'm nominating my hair. It's pretty sexy. ;)

*changes vote to Amor *

Score.

Score.

:fluffle:

my beard is the sexiest NSer

My moustache disagrees. :)

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e115/gracejulia/photos/me/gracelovesyou.jpg

Very nice. :)

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e115/gracejulia/photos/me/gracelovesyou.jpg

Cute pic, I am sure that would put you in the running for the females.

Need more pics to make a final decision though.

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e115/gracejulia/photos/me/gracelovesyou.jpg

Epic Win!

Are you guys stoned? :p

Drunk, probably...I forget if that was the start or end of our night. Stoned? No. That hookah is reserved for shisha

http://photos-b.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sctm/v185/215/46/910613/n910613_37856413_6037.jpg
guy on the couch
and
http://photos-054.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sf2p/v161/181/44/4932054/n4932054_40243694_4117.jpg
guy in red

That Keystone Ice just screams - Nothing but class. ;)

That Keystone Ice just screams - Nothing... ;)

Fixed

That Keystone Ice just screams - Nothing but class. ;)

you should see the rest of the wall. I think the next one over is Beast Ice, the one above is Bud Light, and the one below is PBR ;)

Though, to redeem it, we have a bottle wall of about 350 good beer bottles. And I think we should get credit for the 3L Crown bottle on the table. Or the fact that my pants are about half way off my ass, which I just noticed..... :/

:fluffle:

Haha. Rotovia might get mad. :p
Very nice. :)

Thanks.

Reminds me of Buddha, i should really get a hair cut, but i can't be bothered paying for it.



wow. Just wow.

Thanks.

Haha, I was thinking Buddha when I saw that pic too.

Epic Win!

Thanks.

I may even add a poll.

Add a poll already :)

Add a poll already :)

Okay, but who should the 9 options be (10 will be "Other")?

Okay, but who should the 9 options be (10 will be "Other")?

I think you have to wait until other people reply to the thread.

Or you could make the options 1,2,3 etc, then edit the OP later to add people's names next to the numbers.

Me. (http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y295/Jedi-Gilthanas/me.jpg)

Okay, but who should the 9 options be (10 will be "Other")?

Amor, no other options needed ;)

Seriously, I think 9 people have been put forth, and if not I'll toss my own name into the pot as a joke option :p




























And I'll add a pic when I can find one, I may have to have my wife send me one

why is it always sexiest? hmm? it's discriminatory.

what I lack in sex appeal I totally make up in cuteness.

*rallies for cutest NSer contest*

*wins before it even starts*

In this thread, cute and sexy are synonymous. ;)

why is it always sexiest? hmm? it's discriminatory.

what I lack in sex appeal I totally make up in cuteness.

*rallies for cutest NSer contest*

*wins before it even starts*

ah.

cuteness (http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c389/Smunkee/DSC_0015-1.jpg)

You are cute. :)

Of course, if my g.f. were an NSer, she'd win this contest unanimously. :cool:

ah.

cuteness (http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c389/Smunkee/DSC_0015-1.jpg)

Sorry Smunkee :( but IMO Amor's got you beat on cuteness.

ah.

cuteness (http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c389/Smunkee/DSC_0015-1.jpg)

Aww... you are cute! I like your hair colour.

Of course, if my g.f. were an NSer, she'd win this contest unanimously. :cool:

Source?

In other words: What evidence do you have to back up that claim?

In this thread, cute and sexy are synonymous. ;)

ah.

cuteness (http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c389/Smunkee/DSC_0015-1.jpg)

Sorry Smunkee :( but IMO Amor's got you beat on cuteness.

it's because I'm fat right? :( :p

I think at least 50% of my cuteness is my brilliant personality.

it's because I'm fat right?
No, you are cute she's just cuter - it's more the hair, not big on red-heads with one exception (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/dc/Kari_Byron.jpg/416px-Kari_Byron.jpg)
I think at least 50% of my cuteness is my brilliant personality.

Probably true

oh, I'm naturally blonde. ;)

It's red for a play right now.

That didn't help your case...
For me
Brunettes
Red-heads





Blondes

Ilie won for 2007. New year, new possibilities :)

incumbents are sexiest until proven otherwise

No, you are cute she's just cuter - it's more the hair, not big on red-heads with one exception (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/dc/Kari_Byron.jpg/416px-Kari_Byron.jpg)


Probably true

oh, I'm naturally blonde. ;)

It's red for a play right now.

Anyone have a link to the incumbent's pic?

That didn't help your case...
For me
Brunettes
Red-heads





Blondes

I have to agree. I prefer brunettes and redheads for women, but brunettes/black hair on men.

I have to agree. I prefer brunettes and redheads for women, but brunettes/black hair on men.

Woo-hoo!! I'm a brunette :fluffle: going to grey

And based on your picture your way to young for me :(

Also I'm happily married, so there goes that whole thing
:p

Anyone have a link to the incumbent's pic?

last year's threads
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=524952
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=526060

*changes vote to Amor *

:(

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v260/Katganistan/moderatorkitteh.jpg

:(

Sorry
:(
:fluffle:

last year's threads
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=524952
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=526060

Thanks.

last year's threads
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=524952
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=526060

OK, I'm not sure how Eraeya didn't win.

OK, I'm not sure how Eraeya didn't win.

Not enough votes.

I vote my shoes for the oldest most beat up pile of shit on NS.

Not enough votes.

Well, yes, obviously... :rolleyes:
What I meant was I don't understand why she didn't get more votes.

Not enough votes.

lmao

Not enough votes.

haha

Well, yes, obviously... :rolleyes:
What I meant was I don't understand why she didn't get more votes.
I agree with you. I don't think I voted in that thread.
lmao
:p
haha
:p

Who knew I was such a funny guy?

Who knew I was such a funny guy?

FS and I, apparently. :p

FS and I, apparently. :p

buaha! :D
I am struck unconcious by the astounding irony of my question and your response, in the context of the last few posts.

Who knew I was such a funny guy?

:rolleyes:

:rolleyes:

*pounds you on the back heartily*
Lighten up a bit, will ya?

Lighten up a bit, will ya?

Not enough votes.

*pounds you on the back heartily*
Lighten up a bit, will ya?

I admit, I chuckled when I read your response.

Oh, what the hell, may as well add my pics. Yes, I know I'm ugly, but please be kind.

http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg229/minnesota_iceman/n509191840_554906_5285.jpg

http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg229/minnesota_iceman/n509191840_144304_2606.jpg

http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg229/minnesota_iceman/n509191840_144284_3803.jpg

Not enough votes.
So long as no one demands a recount.
I admit, I chuckled when I read your response.
Keep it up and you'll extend your lifespan.

So long as no one demands a recount.

Well, there were all these hanging chads....

Oh, what the hell, may as well add my pics. Yes, I know I'm ugly, but please be kind.

It may be the green shirt and your name, but in the second picture you do remind me of a leprechaun.

Well, there were all these hanging chads....

Let's not bring up the genocide in Africa now.. this is a pleasant thread.

Oh, what the hell, may as well add my pics. Yes, I know I'm ugly, but please be kind.
<SNIP PICS>

:eek:

*runs and hides *

:eek:

*runs and hides *

Okay, okay, I'm sorry. :(

*puts mask back on*

:p

Shameless self promotion...


http://a433.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/111/l_c51c059e885c8ab7b96139864b4a0d40.jpg

http://a68.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/57/l_6c57ae1cfbcfbd5e67bd527d779433ab.jpg

http://a886.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/75/l_33d86a024cd1811c983172c629fde3dd.jpg


...End.

Not bad at all. ;)

Not enough votes.

hahaha

Shameless self promotion...


http://a433.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/111/l_c51c059e885c8ab7b96139864b4a0d40.jpg

http://a68.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/57/l_6c57ae1cfbcfbd5e67bd527d779433ab.jpg

http://a886.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/75/l_33d86a024cd1811c983172c629fde3dd.jpg


...End.

Okay, okay, I'm sorry. :(

*takes off mask*

:p

Fixed.

http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/8794/soherandq1.th.jpg (http://img181.imageshack.us/my.php?image=soherandq1.jpg)

ugly? not really. You should loose the face fuzz though. *nod*

Including my moustache? :eek:

Oh, what the hell, may as well add my pics. Yes, I know I'm ugly, but please be kind.

ugly? not really. You should loose the face fuzz though. *nod*

:(

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v260/Katganistan/moderatorkitteh.jpg

Fire the Laser!

http://www.boomspeed.com/looonatic/Cc-beams.gif

:)

http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/8794/soherandq1.th.jpg (http://img181.imageshack.us/my.php?image=soherandq1.jpg)

You must have been pretty drunk when you took that picture.

Fixed.

ROFLMAO

ROFLMAO

I have no soul.

You must have been pretty drunk when you took that picture.

I don't drink alcohol. But I think I was on my eighteenth cup of lemonade.

yep.

Why? When I shave it off, it takes about 8 years off my face. :(

Including my moustache? :eek:

yep.

Why? When I shave it off, it takes about 8 years off my face. :(

Eight years of hard work. Aye. It takes some people longer to grow a mustache than others.

http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/8794/soherandq1.th.jpg (http://img181.imageshack.us/my.php?image=soherandq1.jpg)

Might want to put on a bit of weight. ;)

relatively recent pic

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2341/2257062030_f1c9f6b9a8.jpg

Looks good, but nothing like how I pictured you. I pictured you having a very sexy moustache. :p

Eight years of hard work. Aye. It takes some people longer to grow a mustache than others.

lol, I meant it makes me look 8 years younger. :p

relatively recent pic

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2341/2257062030_f1c9f6b9a8.jpg

lol, I meant it makes me look 8 years younger. :p

To be fair, I'm still attempting to muster up a mustache. It's genetic I'm afraid.

relatively recent pic

[img]http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2341/2257062030_f1c9f6b9a8.jpg[img]

Mr. Lucky, eh?

Might want to put on a bit of weight. ;)

Not enough votes! Sorry.

Eight years of hard work. Aye. It takes some people longer to grow a mustache than others.

lol

Mr. Lucky, eh?

came out 8 bucks ahead on gambling and everything, even.

Not enough votes! Sorry.

:p

came out 8 bucks ahead on gambling and everything, even.

Touche, my good sir.

Not enough votes! Sorry.

I should have copyrighted that phrase.
Curses.

Not enough votes! Sorry.

nsg votes on everything!

*Sigh* Try not to get to be-uglified. (Implicitly, by looking at my pictures)

http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff60/brentjungclaus/magg-yar.jpg

http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff60/brentjungclaus/MeandBowse-buddysmall.jpg

http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff60/brentjungclaus/100_0782.jpg

ah.

cuteness (http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c389/Smunkee/DSC_0015-1.jpg)

Out of curiosity, how old are you? I absolutely cannot tell by your picture.

Me, obviously...

my beard is the sexiest NSer

My moustache disagrees. :)
My beard is the mightiest of all beards on Nationstates. There is no need to put up a picture of its mightiness, it simply is. Were you to gaze upon the mightiness of my beard your lesser beards might find themselves hiding in shame. My beard is so mighty my hair line has retreated from it in fear.
I vote my shoes for the oldest most beat up pile of shit on NS.

I challenge!
http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/24/bootsif6.jpg

Title says it all.

Nominate who you think it is, and if I'm not lazy, I may even add a poll (eventually).

http://www.forumspile.com/Thread-I_like_where_this_thread_is_going.jpg

Zilam

For reference:

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a192/piggy_g87/054.jpg
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a192/piggy_g87/n30411024_32174973_6475.jpg
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a192/piggy_g87/stuff061.jpg
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a192/piggy_g87/stuff049.jpg

Hmm, nooo. Way too young and stubbly.

Zilam

For reference:

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a192/piggy_g87/054.jpg
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a192/piggy_g87/n30411024_32174973_6475.jpg
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a192/piggy_g87/stuff061.jpg
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a192/piggy_g87/stuff049.jpg

You really want to catapult the propaganda? Show a nomination somewhere or another.

http://photos-b.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v105/245/72/577200056/n577200056_1426557_2371.jpg

I'm the guy on the right.
You got more photos focused a little more to the left? Just askin' :p

Oh of course. Here is a simple but classical image of me to prove my utter sexiness.

....__
.../...\
...\__/
.....|
..../|\
../..|..\
.....|
..../.\
../.....\

I dare you to look at that picture, and truthfully say it is not the absolute image of sexiness!

The most tweaked part of this is i *just* got done watching the Family Guy episode where Peter hits the dating scene again after Lois gets plugged by Stewie.
...and the part where that certain date says something about giving Peter a "stickjob".

I disagree. He's okay!And how! *swoons*

Are you guys stoned? :p"Punch-Drunk Love"

*changes vote to Amor *

That's a vote well spent, IMNSHO.

Or the fact that my pants are about half way off my ass, which I just noticed..... :/
Aren't most of your parties like that at some point, give-or-take chocolate syrup? :p

Haha. Rotovia might get mad. :p

In the meanwhile, they'll have to settle with being proud. :p

Me. (http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y295/Jedi-Gilthanas/me.jpg)

Eh, you won't make it to the end of the thread :p

No, you are cute she's just cuter - it's more the hair, not big on red-heads with one exception (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/dc/Kari_Byron.jpg/416px-Kari_Byron.jpg)
Major worship time.
mega-*BOW*
BTW - this post is goin' out to Dinaverg. :)

http://photos-a.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v164/147/28/811943698/n811943698_232324_1399.jpg

Back right, SEMPER FI! :sniper:

Ok, you've got potential. When you're a little older, you'll definitely be worth a second, or even a third, look.

Smunkee, you don't look a bit like I imagined. I thought you would look more schoolmarmish.

I vote for myself for sexiest female NSer over 60.

Eh, you won't make it to the end of the thread :p

I'll pull a Romney and completely reverse my position.
This is me, fo real. (http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y295/Jedi-Gilthanas/fiddling_cahlkcharcoal.jpg)

I'll add my pic, I guess.

Bearded me:

http://img123.imageshack.us/img123/7121/picture001ge3.th.jpg (http://img123.imageshack.us/my.php?image=picture001ge3.jpg)

Un bearded me (I'm growing it back)

http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/9659/picture017sk2.th.jpg (http://img215.imageshack.us/my.php?image=picture017sk2.jpg)

I'll pull a Romney and completely reverse my position.
This is me, fo real. (http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y295/Jedi-Gilthanas/fiddling_cahlkcharcoal.jpg)

That's a good shot, actually - lends a lot of character.
Voila! The illusion is complete! :p
Seriously good shot, though. Made me think of a movie i'd seen in the 80's where this woman got murdered on an ice rink in Russia.
;)

That's a good shot, actually - lends a lot of character.
Voila! The illusion is complete! :p
Seriously good shot, though. Made me think of a movie i'd seen in the 80's where this woman got murdered on an ice rink in Russia.
;)

I am monumentally confused right now, but thanks for the compliment.

That's a good shot, actually - lends a lot of character.
Voila! The illusion is complete! :p
Seriously good shot, though. Made me think of a movie i'd seen in the 80's where this woman got murdered on an ice rink in Russia.
;)

Pff. That's just his promotional photo for when he was trying to get a roll in a Chekov play...

FWIW (http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb281/Barringtonia_bucket/Barringtonia.jpg)

Okay. All jokes aside, you look very, very much like i do without facial hair, different hairline, and smaller ears.
Not kidding.
:eek:

Guess you'll need to post a picture. Or for all we know, you don't have a face. :p
But why do I have a strange feeling that you've posted your picture before?

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13440427&postcount=137
:p

I saw that, but I'm not exactly familiar[read as: no knowledge whatsoever] with Chekov or his work.

FWIW (http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb281/Barringtonia_bucket/Barringtonia.jpg)

Okay. All jokes aside, you look very, very much like i do without facial hair, different hairline, and smaller ears.
Not kidding.
:eek:

I am monumentally confused right now, but thanks for the compliment.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13440427&postcount=137
:p

Okay. All jokes aside, you look very, very much like i do without facial hair, different hairline, and smaller ears.
Not kidding.
:eek:

I've had the 'small ears' charge leveled at me constantly throughout my life - they seem quite ordinary to me but old ladies will stop me in the street to point them out.

'Young man, you have very small ears' - as though it's some comment on my character.

:(

I have big hands so none of your insinuations please.

Guess you'll need to post a picture. Or for all we know, you don't have a face. :pI was mentioned in a Futurama episode once ... in "The Scary Door".
But why do I have a strange feeling that you've posted your picture before?It's been up before. Peechland saw it, but i don't think she'll drop in to verify :(
Ruffy might still have some links to the ones he posted a few years back, though :)

I've had the 'small ears' charge leveled at me constantly throughout my life - they seem quite ordinary to me but old ladies will stop me in the street to point them out.

'Young man, you have very small ears' - as though it's some comment on my character.

:(

I have big hands so none of your insinuations please.*smashes radio playing Violent Femmes song*
Ah, i mean to say that your ears are smaller than mine - your pic appears to be me without facial hair, even though your hair colour is really close to mine too.

I saw that, but I'm not exactly familiar[read as: no knowledge whatsoever] with Chekov or his work.

If you have *a lot* of time, the work is worth perusal.
:)

I was mentioned in a Futurama episode once ... in "The Scary Door".

"We didn't see anything. Ever."
-Alternate Hermes Conrad

(The episode where theyare jumping form box-to-box, which was sliding them throughout all 'possible' universes, that quote was taken from the universe where no one had eyes....)

*smashes radio playing Violent Femmes song*
Ah, i mean to say that your ears are smaller than mine - your pic appears to be me without facial hair, even though your hair colour is really close to mine too.

The Jam were better.

The Jam were better.

I think that's a given. :p

I was mentioned in a Futurama episode once ... in "The Scary Door".
It's been up before. Peechland saw it, but i don't think she'll drop in to verify :(
Ruffy might still have some links to the ones he posted a few years back, though :)
Ah. I believe Ruffy is where every picture in the world ends up, at one point in its life. Like a diner on a major highway.
If you have *a lot* of time, the work is worth perusal.
:)
Heh..hehh. Time. Great in theory, bad in practice. Like communism.

Ah. I believe Ruffy is where every picture in the world ends up, at one point in its life.Somewhat like a polychromatic series of soup cans? :eek:
Like a diner on a major highway.Carrion? :confused:

Heh..hehh. Time. Great in theory, bad in practice. Like communism.All the more reason you should read him. :p

Hmm, nooo. Way too young and stubbly.

YOUNG? :O I turn 21 in April. I am not that young!

Stubbly..yes...i agree there. But its necessary.



Oh and btw, Straughn is the sexiest NSer ever:fluffle::fluffle::fluffle:

Somewhat like a polychromatic series of soup cans? :eek:
Quite possibly.
Carrion? :confused:
Er..well.. slightly off the highway. Off one of those exit things..
All the more reason you should read him. :p
Mayhaps.

YOUNG? :O I turn 21 in April. I am not that young!

Stubbly..yes...i agree there. But its necessary.



Oh and btw, Straughn is the sexiest NSer ever:fluffle::fluffle::fluffle:

My beard mocks you all (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13440260&postcount=120).

My beard mocks you all (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13440260&postcount=120).


Pics or it didn't happen.

Lets see: Going bald, going gray, no digicam (thankfully), so I can't post any new pics. I'll just sit this one out.:p

Lets see: Going bald, going gray, no digicam (thankfully), so I can't post any new pics. I'll just sit this one out.:p

pft, excuses excuses.

My beard mocks you all (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13440260&postcount=120).

I see no beard, merely baseless conjecture.
:p

Pics or it didn't happen.

I see no beard, merely baseless conjecture.
:p

I told you, to show my beard would result in a beard-astrophy of epic proportions. Lesser beards would cower in fear and shame, recessing into your chin cavities like we were due for six more weeks of winter. Mere computer monitors cannot handle a beard of this magnitude.

Oh and btw, Straughn is the sexiest NSer ever:fluffle::fluffle::fluffle:
:eek:
*dances weasel dance*
I wonder if Ruffy can repost those .... ?

I was mentioned in a Futurama episode once ... in "The Scary Door".
It's been up before. Peechland saw it, but i don't think she'll drop in to verify :(
Ruffy might still have some links to the ones he posted a few years back, though :)

Straughn is the most evil animal of them all? :eek:

pft, excuses excuses.

guess I'll just have to add a 'cam to my shopping list for tomorrow.

I sincerely apologise for the use of the following: :upyours:

*twitches*http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13440115&postcount=131
Catch the first lines there :p

Admittedly, there's few circumstances where that link works ...

I told you, to show my beard would result in a beard-astrophy of epic proportions. Lesser beards would cower in fear and shame, recessing into your chin cavities like we were due for six more weeks of winter. Mere computer monitors cannot handle a beard of this magnitude.

Meh...all I see is a lot of talk. :p

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13440115&postcount=131
Catch the first lines there :p

Admittedly, there's few circumstances where that link works ...

Heh.

Yes...few...very...few.

http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/1006/spectrans2.jpg

Straughn is the most evil animal of them all? :eek:
I have my moments, i guess *shrug*
You're not really surprised, are you? :D

Meh...all I see is a lot of talk. :p

It's like the talk your mother would give before you lay your hands on the hot grill, the kind for your own safety your mother doesn't let you test. And while it might, and I only say might because the possibility exists that it will, while it might not cause you the physical harm to witness my beard, the emotional and psychic pain would be all to real.

And nobody posts saying how sexy I am. :(

And nobody posts saying how sexy I am. :(

How sexy you are!
<.<
>.>

Don't worry too much. I'm married, baby on the way, and i'm having sympathetic pregnancy. My boobs are getting bigger.

How sexy you are!
<.<
>.>

Don't worry too much. I'm married, baby on the way, and i'm having sympathetic pregnancy. My boobs are getting bigger.

YAA!

You got more photos focused a little more to the left? Just askin' :p

:( :p

No I don't sorry. You'll have to put up with may face as well if you want to look at that pic. And I know you'll look again and there I'll be staring at you!

http://bp0.blogger.com/_Cb0318lF-Cw/RyeuVQkyZTI/AAAAAAAAAGM/DN4RwSHEc_8/s320/Phone+Photos+001.jpg

Sirocco can see into your miiiiiiiiiind.

Actually, that's kinda tingly. Are you still staring when i do

*this*


and


*this*
?


Good God man! Put it away! Won't someone please think of the children?!

:p

And I know you'll look again and there I'll be staring at you!
Actually, that's kinda tingly. Are you still staring when i do

*this*


and


*this*
?

Shameless self promotion...


http://a433.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/111/l_c51c059e885c8ab7b96139864b4a0d40.jpg

http://a68.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/57/l_6c57ae1cfbcfbd5e67bd527d779433ab.jpg

http://a886.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/75/l_33d86a024cd1811c983172c629fde3dd.jpg


...End.

relatively recent pic

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2341/2257062030_f1c9f6b9a8.jpg

http://bp0.blogger.com/_Cb0318lF-Cw/RyeuVQkyZTI/AAAAAAAAAGM/DN4RwSHEc_8/s320/Phone+Photos+001.jpg

Sirocco can see into your miiiiiiiiiind.

But I have to say, Rotovia- is the hottest.

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e115/gracejulia/photos/wesley/18-09-06_1045.jpg

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e115/gracejulia/photos/wesley/wesleyavatar.jpg

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e115/gracejulia/photos/wesley/wesleynewmyspace.jpg

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e115/gracejulia/photos/wesley/wes.jpg

It's like the talk your mother would give before you lay your hands on the hot grill, the kind for your own safety your mother doesn't let you test. And while it might, and I only say might because the possibility exists that it will, while it might not cause you the physical harm to witness my beard, the emotional and psychic pain would be all to real.

http://www.starwarscards.net/cards/2004heritage/015.jpg

EDIT: 4000 posts! W00t! :)

http://www.starwarscards.net/cards/2004heritage/015.jpg

Like Obi Wan's magnificent beard, if you attempt to strike it down it becomes more powerful than you can possibly imagine. Except that it has already achieved such magnificence, so the mere act of trying to strike it down you simply open yourself to a horror not unlike the opening of the Arc and the end of Raiders of the Lost Arc.

I can understand that a beard of this many wonders can taunt you, build your curiosity to the point of neglecting caution. But it is my responsibility as the bearer of such a marvelous beard to shield those who don't know better.

But it is my responsibility as the bearer of such a marvelous beard to shield those who don't know better.

Fine...I still say my beard is better. :p

Bottle. Accept no substitutes.
There's pictures of Bottle floating around? :confused:

Anywho:

This is me when bashing zombies:

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a205/ulteriormotives/Zombie-Killer-Avatar2.png

But for those that want to know what I really look like:
Suitable (http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a205/ulteriormotives/S8002207.jpg)
Washable (http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a205/ulteriormotives/IMG_1601.jpg)
Worshippable (http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a205/ulteriormotives/IceThrone2.jpg)
and Electable (http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a205/ulteriormotives/NS9.jpg) (because the person next to me won Sexiest NSer last year)

http://www.la7.it/intrattenimento/dettaglio.asp?prop=crozza&video=4691

I'm the tall guy with the beard in the front row, this time singing a parody of "La Internationale" at Crozza Italia Live last October.

http://a433.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/111/l_c51c059e885c8ab7b96139864b4a0d40.jpg*steals t-shirt*

ugly? not really. You should loose the face fuzz though. *nod**seconds*

I'll pull a Romney and completely reverse my position.
This is me, fo real. (http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y295/Jedi-Gilthanas/fiddling_cahlkcharcoal.jpg)Are you sure that's not a young Ryan Reynolds?

Sorry, you're definitely not hot.

Not cool.

There's pictures of Bottle floating around? :confused:

I don't think so, but I've always imagined Bottle as looking something like this (http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/2414036/2/istockphoto_2414036_science.jpg). *nods*

I don't think so, but I've always imagined Bottle as looking something like this (http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/2414036/2/istockphoto_2414036_science.jpg). *nods*That's not Bottle. :mad:
Bottle has a tongue-ring.

Fine...I still say my beard is better. :p

The Sexist NS'er? That would be me, and my beard is certianly the best that any have ever seen.

FWIW (http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb281/Barringtonia_bucket/Barringtonia.jpg)

Okay. All jokes aside, you look very, very much like i do without facial hair, different hairline, and smaller ears.
Not kidding.
:eek:
:eek: A pic of the elusive Barringtonia AND practically a picture of the very elusive Straughn all rolled into one?

Not bad.

Got any evidence? :p

http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/1006/spectrans2.jpg

hmm....easily the coolest kid I've ever seen.

http://www.la7.it/intrattenimento/dettaglio.asp?prop=crozza&video=4691

I'm the tall guy with the beard in the front row, this time singing a parody of "La Internationale" at Crozza Italia Live last October.
For real? (there is really no way to ask this gracefully - if you're messing with us I'll look dumb no matter what :p)

For real? (there is really no way to ask this gracefully - if you're messing with us I'll look dumb no matter what :p)

Yay. Real!

all potential sexy NSer candidates...

what's this potential shit? incumbents retain the title of sexiest nser until proven otherwise.

Yay. Real!
Awesome. :p

Ach, hard choice.

For women, Aelosia is nice-looking, WYTYG has some classic German Schönheit going on there, and Ilie and Amor are both v. nice indeed. Smunkee gets cute points :p

For men, has to be Risottia, really.

*edits*

Terrorist Cakes is damned fine looking, but nowhere to be seen.

For men, has to be Risottia, really.DQed until he provides something that can be viewed from library computers.

Ach, hard choice.

For women, Aelosia is nice-looking, WYTYG has some classic German Schönheit going on there, and Ilie and Amor are both v. nice indeed. Smunkee gets cute points :p

For men, has to be Risottia, really.

*edits*

Terrorist Cakes is damned fine looking, but nowhere to be seen.

Wow, thanks.

But really, I cannot think I can beat Amor Pulchritudo. (Did I spell that right?)

Or Terrorist Cakes, or WYTYG, for that matter. WYTYG is my personal favorite in this kind of thing, usually.

I am not cute enough, or not hot enough, I always lie in between those two.

DQed until he provides something that can be viewed from library computers.

Sorry... I can find it only in flashplayer. :( There used to be a copy of it on Youtube but I think they removed it because of copyrights.

I challenge!
http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/24/bootsif6.jpg

O yeah?! My shoes have been: lit on fire, thrown into a fire, eaten by numberous dogs, been stabbed numerous times, shoved into 2 feet deep piles of mud, been worn for two years continouesly, stepped in dog crap, worn out, ran over, stepped on barbed wire, and best of all, had a fire cracker planted in it. That you cannot beat.

Sorry... I can find it only in flashplayer. :( There used to be a copy of it on Youtube but I think they removed it because of copyrights.YouTube seems to have the same issues. You may need to find a photograph. ;)

Not cool.

What? I'm not allowed to voice my opinion now? :rolleyes:

My beard is the mightiest of all beards on Nationstates. There is no need to put up a picture of its mightiness, it simply is. Were you to gaze upon the mightiness of my beard your lesser beards might find themselves hiding in shame. My beard is so mighty my hair line has retreated from it in fear.


mine's fleeing as well, it's running so hard it tires by the time it reaches my crown and decides to give up altogether :p

mine's fleeing as well, it's running so hard it tires by the time it reaches my crown and decides to give up altogether :p

Ahhh you poor hairless, small beared fools! My beard is the mightiest, the noblest, and the darkest beard since beardom was first discovered.

Are we going to have a poll or not? And why isn't Ifreann doing this? His Sexiest NSGer threads are epic.

Out of curiosity, how old are you? I absolutely cannot tell by your picture.

I'm 26. I look exactly the same as I did when I was 15 though, I don't seem to age. I just got taller (up to 5 feet now!)

This (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v711/sinuhue/pic3.jpg) is me pre shaved head.

Are we going to have a poll or not? And why isn't Ifreann doing this? His Sexiest NSGer threads are epic.

yeah, i demand a process - stages, procedures, a weighted point system, etc.

This (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v711/sinuhue/pic3.jpg) is me pre shaved head.

I demand a better picture ;)

Ah, what the hell...

Me:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/22552946@N05/2258564346/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/22552946@N05/2258566578/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/22552946@N05/2258570956/

Not the best photos, particularly with my hair half dyed brunette and half grown out red...
But hey, whatever.

Ah, what the hell...

Me:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/22552946@N05/2258564346/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/22552946@N05/2258566578/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/22552946@N05/2258570956/

Not the best photos, particularly with my hair half dyed brunette and half grown out red...
But hey, whatever.

I think you win!

I demand a better picture ;)

Denied. You're lucky to even get that.

Denied. You're lucky to even get that.

:(

I think you win!

Wow. Thank you Smunkee!
:)

Wow. Thank you Smunkee!
:)

I'm starting a cute club. I nominate you president! (I want to be cute treasurer.)

Me! You all know it's true.

So here's me, trying to massage my ego while simultaneously tossing my hat in the ring.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/35625108@N00/2258649156/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/35625108@N00/2257851847/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/35625108@N00/2258643248/

P.S. - Sorry if this posted twice, i waited an hour for my first post to show up and got impatient.

Are we going to have a poll or not? And why isn't Ifreann doing this? His Sexiest NSGer threads are epic.

If Ifreann would like to make a thread instead, I can have the mods delete this one. Ask him first, though.

I'm 26. I look exactly the same as I did when I was 15 though, I don't seem to age. I just got taller (up to 5 feet now!)

:D, lol.

My fiancee is about 4'11"... I'm about 6'2", and I'm ultra skinny, we look ridiculous together, as I'm about 15" taller than her.

Incidentally, I'm the chap with shorter hair, and a damn fine chap at that.:)

http://img406.imageshack.us/my.php?image=n5153956824586318648my4.jpg

Since I threatened my entering earlier...


http://a655.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/115/l_9447a3dc385e36961bb04ccc2ce9a0d6.jpg

I'm starting a cute club. I nominate you president! (I want to be cute treasurer.)

As president I shall assign you to be treasurer.
;)

:D, lol.

My fiancee is about 4'11"... I'm about 6'2", and I'm ultra skinny, we look ridiculous together, as I'm about 15" taller than her.

Oh lord!
I'm 5'3" (short here), my boyfriend is about 6', when he picks me up it's SCARY! And he has a tendency to do it when I'm not expecting him too...
He also insists that I am "fun-sized"
:rolleyes:

I nominate Neesika, Amor and Laerod.
:)

:D, lol.

My fiancee is about 4'11"... I'm about 6'2", and I'm ultra skinny, we look ridiculous together, as I'm about 15" taller than her.

my husband is about 6'2" ish, and very trim/fit, so we look hilarious together. He is also like 7 years older than me, so when he has a beard I get asked a lot about my "dad" and if he's "single" :p I'm like "he's my husband so no, not single" people really think I am like 15-17 IRL. I get carded constantly.

my husband is about 6'2" ish, and very trim/fit, so we look hilarious together. He is also like 7 years older than me, so when he has a beard I get asked a lot about my "dad" and if he's "single" :p I'm like "he's my husband so no, not single" people really think I am like 15-17 IRL. I get carded constantly.

I'd card you. :D

I really couldnt tell if you were early twenties or mid-late twenties.

I want more of a beard (I got a beard/goat) I hope my job lets it grow out... it's been trimmed recently for interviews... a 3-4" beard doesn't always give the best image. http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff60/brentjungclaus/Beardedsmile.jpg

Since I threatened my entering earlier...


http://a655.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/115/l_9447a3dc385e36961bb04ccc2ce9a0d6.jpg

Now that is one sexy beard.

*salutes*

Me! You all know it's true.

sure sure.

your sexy pic:
http://img115.imageshack.us/img115/8631/urgdsf123xt8.jpg

*doesn't have any sexy pics because sexy time is not for picture taking* =)

sure sure.

your sexy pic:
http://img115.imageshack.us/img115/8631/urgdsf123xt8.jpg

LOL

*doesn't have any sexy pics because sexy time is not for picture taking* =)

Are you kidding!? That's the best time to take pics! :p

sure sure.

your sexy pic:

;)

*doesn't have any sexy pics because sexy time is not for picture taking* =)
Of course it isn't.

Incidentally, my closet has a tiny red light in it. It's my "Closet is OK" light and nothing to worry about. On an unrelated note, could you please face the closet?

Now that is one sexy beard.

*salutes*

* bows *

Are you kidding!? That's the best time to take pics! :p

You would say something like that you crazy Minnesotan... :p

You would say something like that you crazy Minnesotan... :p

Guilty as charged, Your Honor! :D

Is dress-up time sexy time?

http://a30.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/7/l_7e0e18e2a514d18e80c9be1996193415.jpg

I'm not sexy and I know I won't win but I might possibly be cute so I'll post it anyway.
http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/1241/walkpictures015ww3kl7.jpg

You are definitely cute :D

I'm not sexy and I know I won't win but I might possibly be cute so I'll post it anyway.
http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/1241/walkpictures015ww3kl7.jpg

Incidentally, I'm the chap with shorter hair, and a damn fine chap at that.:)

http://img406.imageshack.us/my.php?image=n5153956824586318648my4.jpg
You remind me of Stewie from Family Guy.

http://www.la7.it/intrattenimento/dettaglio.asp?prop=crozza&video=4691

I'm the tall guy with the beard in the front row, this time singing a parody of "La Internationale" at Crozza Italia Live last October.

The one who looks like Donald Southerland?

I'm not sexy and I know I won't win but I might possibly be cute so I'll post it anyway.
http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/1241/walkpictures015ww3kl7.jpg

I nominate you for the cute club!

Oh, for smunkee: I found a pic of me all dressed up... (with lipstick nog!)
http://www.flickr.com/photos/22552946@N05/2258087719/
(I dunt really understand lipstick, it always ends up being eaten... and not even by me anymore)

I didn't know this forum had so many female posters. The competition of other women here is so hard that I won't even join. I do not like to be humiliated like last year.

I didn't know this forum had so many female posters. The competition of other women here is so hard that I won't even join. I do not like to be humiliated like last year.

You should join. The more the merrier. :)

I have to say, the quality is not the same as the good old years. :p

I nominate you for the cute club!


Yay! :D

You should join. The more the merrier. :)

That almost convinced me, but just almost.

I have to say, the quality is not the same as the good old years. :p

This convinced me. The quality is higher than in other years, I'd say.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v203/Aelosia/Beatriz.jpg

That almost convinced me, but just almost.



This convinced me. The quality is higher than in other years, I'd say.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v203/Aelosia/Beatriz.jpg

You definitely have my vote! :eek:

I didn't know this forum had so many female posters. The competition of other women here is so hard that I won't even join. I do not like to be humiliated like last year.You should join. The more the merrier. :)

I second that...
Also, possibly not having a chance to win is no reason not to enter... Hell, I entered ;)

That almost convinced me, but just almost.



This convinced me. The quality is higher than in other years, I'd say.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v203/Aelosia/Beatriz.jpg

You're definitely very cute and sexy, but Amor still has my vote, sorry :(

Is the first picture from Gaspillera?
Yeah! I don't live in Tampa but I was visiting with some friends and I'm glad we went...because it was awesome. I had never even heard of Gaspillera before this year...

You remind me of Stewie from Family Guy.

http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/2816/n1103820003300912707715dd3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/403/n1103820003300891266826xe8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/403/n1103820003300891266826xe8.ff8d572bcd.jpg (http://g.imageshack.us/g.php?h=505&i=n1103820003300891266826xe8.jpg)

http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/1101/87879898098080bj9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/1101/87879898098080bj9.e42a808155.jpg (http://g.imageshack.us/g.php?h=505&i=87879898098080bj9.jpg)

Is the first picture from Gaspillera?

That almost convinced me, but just almost.



This convinced me. The quality is higher than in other years, I'd say.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v203/Aelosia/Beatriz.jpg

If you sing again you might be a cinch.


My bias rules all.

Like my beard.

I think I'll have to abstain from voting.... uh.... to allow for, um, more people to, you know, enter. No judgment on anyone so far, of course.

If you sing again you might be a cinch.


My bias rules all.

Like my beard.

Sing?