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here ya go LG, some new weapon ideas:
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/List_of_weapons_that_don't_exist,_but_should#Firearms
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/List_of_weapons_that_don%27t_exist%2C_and_shouldn%27t
http://uncyclohttp://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/List_of_weapons_that_exist%2C_but_shouldn%27tpedia.org/wiki/List_of_weapons_that_shoot_other_weapons_that_don't_exist,_but_should
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Pieism#Churchs_of_the_Great_Religion_of_Pieism
his flock

here ya go LG, some new weapon ideas:
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/List_of_weapons_that_don't_exist,_but_should#Firearms
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/List_of_weapons_that_don%27t_exist%2C_and_shouldn%27t
http://uncyclohttp://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/List_of_weapons_that_exist%2C_but_shouldn%27tpedia.org/wiki/List_of_weapons_that_shoot_other_weapons_that_don't_exist,_but_should
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Pieism#Churchs_of_the_Great_Religion_of_Pieism
his flock

I think his "Magnum" glance is the keeper.

banana snake pwns

I'm pretty sure that linking to that site is a ban or DEAT worthy.

EDIT: I'm wrong. Its encylopedia Dramtica, not uncyclopedia.

I like this bomb.

The Neutron Bomb

A bomb that makes every TV channel play Jimmy Neutron for all eternity. The human race is then left with no choice but to commit mass suicide.

It's so evil!

;)I'm pretty sure that linking to that site is a ban or DEAT worthy.



maybe both
this is LG's new weapon
It's a pie filled with nuclearberries! Eat at your own risk!
It's deadly, yet surprisingly succulent. The only people who can eat one of these delicious, radioactive pies and live are either Jesus, Shigeru Miyamoto, Big Boss, Chuck Norris.

Well, I hope nobody gets banned or deated for me. That's rarely a gift. :p

But I must say that I was quite disappointed that my Scrotum-seeking Attack Weasels didn't make the cut. :(

No SsAWs. No ICBPs(InterContinental Ballistic Pies). No CPKG(Crazy Purple Knockout Gas). Very disappointing. :(

Well, I hope nobody gets banned or deated for me. That's rarely a gift. :p

But I must say that I was quite disappointed that my Scrotum-seeking Attack Weasels didn't make the cut. :(

No SsAWs. No ICBPs(InterContinental Ballistic Pies). No CPKG(Crazy Purple Knockout Gas). Very disappointing. :(

sorry LG, i tried to convince them, but they are not Clownists they are the
Mimes

Well, I hope nobody gets banned or deated for me. That's rarely a gift. :p

But I must say that I was quite disappointed that my Scrotum-seeking Attack Weasels didn't make the cut. :(

No SsAWs. No ICBPs(InterContinental Ballistic Pies). No CPKG(Crazy Purple Knockout Gas). Very disappointing. :(

This simple device sends out a powerful sonic pulse that disrupts squirrels' molecular structure, turning them into fiery furballs of flaming death. Unless you're really annoyed with squirrels, however, this weapon is of little use. That is, of course, unless it is combined with the patented EoH Cannon, EoH standing for 'Essence of Hazelnut'. This will coat a victim from head to toe with a sticky substance that exudes a powerful smell of these nuts over a wide area, attracting all sorts of undue attention from squirrels. The Squirrel Exploder can then be used to explode these rodents and cause grievous bodily harm to the hapless victim. Nothing hurts like having red hot squirrel guts embedded in your skull.

For maximum efficiency, the squirrels can later be reassembled with the Squirrel Desploder. Waste not, want not and all that.
Not true LG the squirrels did make the cut. Squirrel grenades.

I like the:
This weapon can be fired from a silo or properly equiped submarine. It fires a short stumpy man who starred some shitty movies (one was about a plane or a pilot... I dont know... something like that) and is targeted mainly at media devices. Upon arrival it starts annoying people about Scientology on talk shows hosted by a large mammal. Oh, and it's definitely NOT GAY. Tom Cruise missle.


Not forgetting the:
In terms of destructive power, it's above a laser guided grizzly bear, but below a laser guided panda bear. Not as delicious as a laser guided gummi bear, it's less dangerous to the user than a laser guided pooh bear. In the late 1960's, it replaced the club as the premier weapon in the War On Seals. Laser guided polar bear.


I guess your ICBPs(InterContinental Ballistic Pies). are too secret for others to know about them.