Sex=fitness
Call to power
09-02-2008, 20:35
iirc 30 mins spent hunping is the equivilent of 2 miles jogging (it maybe in calories or something I forget which) not to mention the phychological healthyness
however the curing of sickness is well documented hell it can even cure things like lust :p
Mad hatters in jeans
09-02-2008, 20:37
The NHS has some new advice for people struggling to schedule a fitness routine into their daily lives - a workout between the sheets.
According to the NHS Direct website, "sexercise" can lower the risk of heart attacks and helps people live longer.
Endorphins released during orgasm stimulate immune system cells, which also helps target illnesses like cancer, as well as wrinkles, it states.
Sexual health experts said such claims could not be scientifically proven.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/4703166.stm
So there it is. If you lack time for a workout in the gym. You can always try for one with your partner.:)
'Regular romps'
The advice, published under the headline "Get more than zeds in bed", is one of several sexual health-related articles to be found on the NHS Direct website.
Sex with a little energy and imagination provides a workout worthy of an athlete, the article says.
If you're worried about wrinkles - orgasms even help prevent frown lines from deepening
NHS Direct
"Forget about jogging round the block or struggling with sit-ups.
"Sex uses every muscle group, gets the heart and lungs working hard, and burns about 300 calories an hour."
The advice suggests "regular romps this winter" could lead to a better body and a younger look.
:D Well looks like this could be a good day after all.
Taking into account this new information, will you go for more conventional exercise or try the old fashioned pumping irons method of fitness?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3131209.stm
When it comes to sex men are better on theory than they are in practice.
A survey has confirmed the long-held belief that men spend much of their time day-dreaming about sex.
But the fast pace of modern life leaves them too tired for the real thing.
In fact, given the chance of an extra hour in bed, most working men say they would rather spend it asleep than having sex.
Are you overworked?
Do you sleep before pleasure?
Is this another symptom of a busy metropolitan lifestyle?
Do you like question marks?
This is blatant discrimination against single people, and I for one won't stand for it!
*sits down*
Mad hatters in jeans
09-02-2008, 20:48
This is blatant discrimination against single people, and I for one won't stand for it!
*sits down*
Well there's always blow-up dolls if you're feeling lonely.:)
Maybe you need to jump around a bit while engaging in certain activities.
Call to power
09-02-2008, 20:51
This is blatant discrimination against single people, and I for one won't stand for it!
do it on cliff they push back more (http://www.blushingbuyer.co.uk/Product/0/990799/dollytheinflatablesheep.html)
Mad hatters in jeans
09-02-2008, 21:01
do it on cliff they push back more (http://www.blushingbuyer.co.uk/Product/0/990799/dollytheinflatablesheep.html)
Oh no it begins...I think you shouldn't discriminate sheep like that. I mean people have to eat them you know?
So it's different now huh? I don't make statements about Racism and all i get is a single person rights activist and someone who likes blow-up dolls? (no offence meant guys)
Sirmomo1
09-02-2008, 21:09
... I knew I was putting on weight.
This is blatant discrimination against single people, and I for one won't stand for it!
*sits down*
Aaaw...
*Romps*
Tmutarakhan
09-02-2008, 21:33
"Sexual health experts said such claims could not be scientifically proven."
This definitely calls for more research, then!
"Sexual health experts said such claims could not be scientifically proven."
This definitely calls for more research, then!
I agree... where can I sign up for this research! :D
Vojvodina-Nihon
09-02-2008, 21:46
"Sexual health experts said such claims could not be scientifically proven."
This definitely calls for more research, then!
Do we have any volunteers?
<snip>Damn, the British are slow to catch on...
Mad hatters in jeans
09-02-2008, 22:00
Damn, the British are slow to catch on...
I see. So it was you who completed the previous research then.
Jello Biafra
09-02-2008, 22:03
I think this report assumes that at least one partner doesn't just lie there...
The Scandinvans
09-02-2008, 22:04
Well according to our good old friend, Charles Darwin, the ones who reproduce the most are the fittest.
I see. So it was you who completed the previous research then.That sex is a healthy form of exercise (sufficient precaution against STDs assumed) has been common knowledge in Germany for at least a decade.
Beaumontania
09-02-2008, 22:09
So on this basis. Will we be able to get prostitutes on the NHS. LOL!
Well according to our good old friend, Charles Darwin, the ones who reproduce the most are the fittest.He never said anything of the sort.
Mad hatters in jeans
09-02-2008, 22:17
So on this basis. Will we be able to get prostitutes on the NHS. LOL!
True, but if there's a shortage of staff you'l have to make do with blow-up dolls.
Jello Biafra
09-02-2008, 22:28
He never said anything of the sort.*koff* (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pun)
True, but if there's a shortage of staff you'l have to make do with blow-up dolls.
I prefer Real Dolls myself...
*ahem*...
if I had a choice that is...
Jello Biafra
09-02-2008, 22:40
Thats all well and good but sex on a regular basis (like everyday) can prove to be rather unhealthy.How so?
Chumblywumbly
09-02-2008, 22:44
Thats all well and good but sex on a regular basis (like everyday) can prove to be rather unhealthy.
I beg to differ...
Hachihyaku
09-02-2008, 22:45
Thats all well and good but sex on a regular basis (like everyday) can prove to be rather unhealthy.
*koff* (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pun)That's great, now show me an instance where he mentions something about the fittest surviving.
Thats all well and good but sex on a regular basis (like everyday) can prove to be rather unhealthy."Like every day" and "regular basis" are rather different.
Sirmomo1
09-02-2008, 23:02
He never said anything of the sort.
This board is literally incapable of having a thread where no one is talking about politics
This board is literally incapable of having a thread where no one is talking about politics
We had some good ones in the past... They crept past 100 pages and can be found in Spam now :p
This board is literally incapable of having a thread where no one is talking about politicsJust because the threads that disprove your silly statement get moved to spam or get deleted doesn't make your statement true! :p
Jello Biafra
09-02-2008, 23:17
That's great, now show me an instance where he mentions something about the fittest surviving.Although Darwin used the phrase "survival of the fittest" as a synonym for "natural selection",[1] modern biologists prefer the latter phrase. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Survival_of_the_fittest)
The Scandinvans
09-02-2008, 23:36
He never said anything of the sort.You are wrong as according to theory of natural selection individuals with the 'best' traits were able to breed more, due to having eaiser access to food, and as such they passed their developed traits to more in the next generation.
No! Not more sex!
OK, no more sex for Soheran.
South Lizasauria
10-02-2008, 00:00
do it on cliff they push back more (http://www.blushingbuyer.co.uk/Product/0/990799/dollytheinflatablesheep.html)
:eek: WTF?!?!
OK, no more sex for Soheran.
I'll be happy to take his share... :D
I'll be happy to take his share... :D
*gives Soherans' sex to JuNii *
OK, no more sex for Soheran.
*gasps in relief*
At last I can return to pure, uninterrupted, rational contemplation.
(Actually, that was a "don't throw me into the briar patch" kind of remark....)
Amor Pulchritudo
10-02-2008, 00:21
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/4703166.stm
So there it is. If you lack time for a workout in the gym. You can always try for one with your partner.:)
:D Well looks like this could be a good day after all.
Taking into account this new information, will you go for more conventional exercise or try the old fashioned pumping irons method of fitness?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3131209.stm
Are you overworked?
Do you sleep before pleasure?
Is this another symptom of a busy metropolitan lifestyle?
Do you like question marks?
Sex doesn't burn that many calories, especially if you're not on top. Unless you f*ck like an Energizer bunny & he lasts for hours, you can't really replace exercise with sex.
*gasps in relief*
At last I can return to pure, uninterrupted, rational contemplation.
ahh... yeah... have fun with that...
*gives Soherans' sex to JuNii *WHOO HOOO!!!! :p
Mad hatters in jeans
10-02-2008, 01:54
Sex doesn't burn that many calories, especially if you're not on top. Unless you f*ck like an Energizer bunny & he lasts for hours, you can't really replace exercise with sex.
Oh yes you can, my fitness depends on it.:D
Gigantic Leprechauns
10-02-2008, 02:33
This is blatant discrimination against single people, and I for one won't stand for it!
*sits down*
Well, masturbation is good exercise for your hand. :p
Verdigroth
10-02-2008, 02:34
So if I patronize a brothel it is the same as a "gym" and the prostitutes can be seen as my "personal trainer" hmmmm
Jello Biafra
10-02-2008, 02:37
*gasps in relief*
At last I can return to pure, uninterrupted, rational contemplation.
(Actually, that was a "don't throw me into the briar patch" kind of remark....)Show me your 'briar patch' and I'll show you mine.
Show me your 'briar patch' and I'll show you mine.
Ah, egalitarian reciprocity. I like that. :)
You know, not that I'm in poor shape, but getting married will probably do wonders for my health.
Jello Biafra
10-02-2008, 14:46
You know, not that I'm in poor shape, but getting married will probably do wonders for my health.You're a horny little bugger, aren't you? ;)
Edit: *Realizes 'bugger' has a different connotation in Britain* *Hopes you're not British*
I must admit I have mixed feelings on this thread.... First I am a bit disapointed in that I expected to see more creepy perverts chiming in with the "so, anybody looking for a good workout??" posts, but at the same point I am excited that we seem to have possibly gotten rid of some of those creepy perverts.... wooohoooo
Jello Biafra
10-02-2008, 16:55
I must admit I have mixed feelings on this thread.... First I am a bit disapointed in that I expected to see more creepy perverts chiming in with the "so, anybody looking for a good workout??" posts, but at the same point I am excited that we seem to have possibly gotten rid of some of those creepy perverts.... wooohooooI know what you mean.
So...are you looking for a good workout?
Jello Biafra
10-02-2008, 17:02
Not from another man........ :)I didn't think so, but come on, someone had to say it.
I know what you mean.
So...are you looking for a good workout?
Not from another man........ :)
Well, masturbation is good exercise for your hand. :p
If you only did that as exercise you'd have a problem.
One huge hand, one puny hand.