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To Straughn: the half day he wasted on Will the press call anyone on it thread (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=549120). You deserve it back after that crap.

To Gigantic Leprechauns: A left sock, so he can get out of mine. And some mead, as anyone who read American Gods will know, Leprechauns love mead.

To Lunatic Goofballs: a small church and a pope hat, to take his position of NSG Pope to the unwashed masses. Also, tacos to be blessed for communion. ;)

To Andaras: Enough rope to safely hang himself

To Ruffy: My eternal spite...

EDIT: My thread now!

Yep, another NSG "popularity" thread. To whom on NSG would you give a Valentine? What would it be?

For me it would be -

To Ruffy - dinner, consisting of homemade beef Stroganoff, blanched asparagus and hollandaise sauce served with a good Cabernet and creme brule for dessert.

To Smunkee - A day off.

To LG - a standing ovation.

To Lunatic Goofballs: Some tacos

To Dalmatia Cisalpina: A Dalmatian, due to the name

To Trotskylvania: A batch of star-shaped cookies with red icing

To Andaras: A first-edition copy of Das Kapital

To Callisdrun: A crate of beer

To Anti-Social Darwinism: His/her thread back (after Trotskylvania stole it :p)

*more to be added as I think of them*

To Straughn: A notebook with a giant red heart on it, in which he can keep his notes on my behaviours, routines, and personal information. ;) Being the good little internet stalker that he is.

Come on people, give some freaking valentines!

*graciously accepts red star cookies"

No, my thread! don't take it back!

I'd give ASD back the OP.

I'd give Smunkee some kind of robot nanny/slave thing

I'd give Dinaverg some new IR goggles.

I'd give Terrorist Cakes an IR strobe light, so she can blind Dinaverg when she's getting changed.

I wouldn't directly give LaDame anything, but I'd give her boyfriend a place to live near her.

I'd give LG back his vas deferens. Not really for him, but for the good(>.> <.<) of humanity.

I'd give Bottle a supercomputer on which to game to teh max.

I'd give Kat and the other mods the ability to force choke people before they smack them with the banhammer.

I'd give LG a large pool of mud.

I'd give the rest of you my love. :)

I'd give LG a large pool of mud.

I'd give the rest of you my love. :)

I'd give Londim a large supply of condoms, since he's gonna be doing a lot of lovin'.

I'd give Londim a large supply of condoms, since he's gonna be doing a lot of lovin'.

Hooray! You're first Ifreann. :p

I give Ifreann a leprechaun so he can curse stereotypical Irish goodies.

I give Poliwanacraca a little Muse to remind her to be as careful as possible with her writing, so she doesn't accidentally slip up.

I give Smunkee a little horn to blare whenever her mother tries to speak.

I'll think up more later.

I'm not one for expensive gifts and all that... Let's just have one huge orgy, completely for free! :D

I'm not one for expensive gifts and all that... Let's just have one huge orgy, completely for free! :D

My condom present will come in handy. Huzzah!

My condom present will come in handy. Huzzah!

Good thinking ;)
Anybody giving any lube?

Good thinking ;)
Anybody giving any lube?

Sounds like a trip to Costco is in order. Wait, they do home delivery now. ;)

To Dalmatia Cisalpina: A Dalmatian, due to the name

Thanks for the dog.
*gives four-leaf clover* :fluffle:

Thanks for the dog.
*gives four-leaf clover* :fluffle:

Yay! :fluffle:

I give Poliwanacraca a little Muse to remind her to be as careful as possible with her writing, so she doesn't accidentally slip up.

Hooray, no more steak knives up people's bums! [/generalite mafia in-joke]

I'd give everyone their favorite kind of thread to argue in. :)

I'm never even mentioned in these popularity contests, why do I bother visiting.

Heres some coupons for chocolate at Duane Read.

I'd give New new nebraska $576.41. Why? A) To be nice; B) It's a nice random amount.

I'm never even mentioned in these popularity contests, why do I bother visiting.

Heres some coupons for chocolate at Duane Read.

Take it as a compliment, it means you have a more interesting life.:)

Also, I'd give Mad hatters in jeans a spiffy hat, and Thumbless Pete Crabbe a pair of thumbs.

Costco?

A Sam's Club-ish retail store.

Costco?

Massive warehouse where you buy things in bulk. I joined it last week. I don't know why. Because my membership was free after my mum joined.

Sounds like a trip to Costco is in order. Wait, they do home delivery now. ;)

Costco?

Massive warehouse where you buy things in bulk. I joined it last week. I don't know why. Because my membership was free after my mum joined.

Call me dainty, but I prefer lube out of a small to normal sized tube, not a 6-l vat... ;)

Call me dainty, but I prefer lube out of a small to normal sized tube, not a 6-l vat... ;)

But the lube is for everyone!

Selfish much. :p

Hooray, no more steak knives up people's bums! [/generalite mafia in-joke]

huh, Dam'it something i missed not being there

huh, Dam'it something i missed not being there

This is clearly an indicator that you need to spend more time on GM. :)

(I ran the last mafia game, and wrote a scene in which I mentioned someone "pulling out a steak knife." Problem was, the character in question was naked, which led to some speculation about the former location of the steak knife.) :p

Call me dainty, but I prefer lube out of a small to normal sized tube, not a 6-l vat... ;)

I don't call that "dainty", I call that "having no sense of fun & curiosity"! ;)

This is clearly an indicator that you need to spend more time on GM. :)

(I ran the last mafia game, and wrote a scene in which I mentioned someone "pulling out a steak knife." Problem was, the character in question was naked, which led to some speculation about the former location of the steak knife.) :p

i wish but the old IBM don't like the new place so i can't be there or two other sites i go to
when i get my other PC fix i be back

Call me dainty, but I prefer lube out of a small to normal sized tube, not a 6-l vat... ;)

what better way to get that lube in all those hard to reach places... :p

hmm... for Smunkee... Babysitting services so that she and hubby can go out and really celebrate Valentines!

I dont' call that "dainty", I call that "having no sense of fun & curiosity"! ;)

Heh, I'm not LG, you know?

But I would sure find some interesting use for all that lube... ;)

Heh, I'm not LG, you know?

But I would sure find some interesting use for all that lube... ;)

Bikini lube wrestling?

To all NSGers: Candy hearts expressing the emotion called 'wuv'

To all NSGers: Candy hearts expressing the emotion called 'wuv'



http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/5307/omicronperseimj5.png (http://imageshack.us)





This emotion called "wuv" angers and confuses me!

*pleased to find a candy heart in my Valentine's box*

>.>

*puts a hamster in everyone else's*

^-^

To Straughn: A "get out of Mod free" card.

To Smunkee: The Weepies CD "Happiness" - because whenever I hear the song "simple Life" , I think of Smunkee for some reason.

To Smunkee: The Weepies CD "Happiness" - because whenever I hear the song "simple Life" , I think of Smunkee for some reason.

I've been mentioned a LOT in this thread, but this caught my eye, I was previously (until 10 minutes ago) unaware of The Weepies, I listened to a song...I am totally buying that CD, they are so my style....where have they been hiding?

To all NSGers: Candy hearts expressing the emotion called 'wuv'

No, that's just asking for trouble.

http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/5307/omicronperseimj5.png (http://imageshack.us)

This emotion called "wuv" angers and confuses me!

Indeed.

I'd give Kat and the other mods the ability to force choke people before they smack them with the banhammer.

I find your lack of impulse control... disturbing. :D

Massive warehouse where you buy things in bulk. I joined it last week. I don't know why. Because my membership was free after my mum joined.

Very good if you shop with another family: few people need a case of peas, but half a case... ;)

To Ruffy: My eternal spite...
Mmm, I do enjoy a nice cold bottle of Spite now and then..:fluffle:
To Ruffy - dinner, consisting of homemade beef Stroganoff, blanched asparagus and hollandaise sauce served with a good Cabernet and creme brule for dessert.

http://www.sportbikes.net/forums/images/smilies/drool.gif

..

To everyone: I give you my presence.

No One!

Wow, is it nearly Hallmark Day again already?

Wow, is it nearly Hallmark Day again already?

Hallmark, hell, Try jewels. Lots and lots of jewels.:eek:

And I thought it was bad when I was just dating.:eek:

Mmm, I do enjoy a nice cold bottle of Spite now and then..:fluffle:

Spite is a drink best served cold...

To Amor: http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/71/67/22196771.jpg

Holy moley, it appears i owe quite a few people some humility (which, of course, is the hardest part :p )
!

Happy Valentine's Day to y'all, and not in the whole "massacre" sense.

To WYTYG : That love child we'd been discussing ... the one i kept in the fridge. And my staircase wit. And several quotes you're never likely to use in your sig.
http://investorial.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/stephen-colbert-formula-401k.jpg

To Zilam : A new haircut and wax. Oh yeah, and a charisma halo and some prophylactics, to be used in conjunction.

To Verdigroth : About 3 1/2 more minutes of staying power.

To Ruffy : A series of vacation photos that have his face in place of mine. Especially the stag films. With those, his face in all participants' faces places.

To Cobbleism : About 27 gigs or so of soundbites i'm no longer using.

To Punjab the Sane : Those vaunted bikini photos of AllMightyMeg you've been spamming me about.

To Muravyets : More info than you'd ever want to know (but always accurately guessed, give-or-take) about Verdigroth's sexual proclivities and abilities.

To Lunatic Golfballs : A only ever-so-slightly modified picture of McCain and Bush, based on the one you posted.
AND ... the important part ... a case of Anafranil! *nods to WYTYG*

To Trotskylvania : Some fun ideas involving Nietzsche and how he supposedly got syphilis. :p
And, if i'm lucky, something else sigworthy in the future. And no exquisite details on what i'll do with that half-day, other than the more interesting things i'll consider eating.

To Infinite Revolution : Some quality lude time.

To Gartref : The part of my soul that i'm actually using. Some assembly and discretion acquired. And a detailed and lurid explanation on how exactly i got in the mod. :p

To Amarenthe : Tickets to the next Firefly movie, if/when there be one, and the information you'll need to defeat Ruffy.

To Dinaverg : That sweet shot i got of Kari Byron leaning in to bite Adam ever so lightly and teasingly.
And this :
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13439591&postcount=58

To Isle de Tortue : A sweet, rosy fragrance.

And for Ruffy, again, for his "presence" quote .... Punjab The Sane's explanation of a porn he watched involving "presence" and a stained TV screen.

I've been mentioned a LOT in this thread, but this caught my eye, I was previously (until 10 minutes ago) unaware of The Weepies, I listened to a song...I am totally buying that CD, they are so my style....where have they been hiding?

http://www.drinkatwork.com/americanstyle.jpg

That is so awesome. This is what dreams are made of (not exactly kidding)

To Amarenthe : Tickets to the next Firefly movie, if/when there be one, and the information you'll need to defeat Ruffy.

Oh, there will be. There had better be. I will personally start a revolution if there isn't. :p

Anyone feeling particularly wronged, read http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2008/feb/11/charliebrooker.relationships

*le sigh*

I fear I may be superceded by the more moronic, consciously stupid charms of dear darling Ruffy in this thread. Still, you can all pretent this means something if you will.

I'll give everyone free hugs!

(I'm cheap).

I'll give everyone free hugs!

(I'm cheap).

*returns hug *
:fluffle:

I'll give everyone free hugs!

(I'm cheap).

Yay!

I give everyone an exact clone of themselves to do all those boring and difficult things that take their attantion away from NSG.
For reasons unknown to me, they all have the helpless compulsion to do things that are totally uncharacteristic of the real and original you. Although LG's clone may just have a meltdown instead, all things considered.

All Clones are made of pie, radioactive pie, because that's the secret of a good clone. Don't tell anyone.

Also, I'd give Mad hatters in jeans a spiffy hat, and Thumbless Pete Crabbe a pair of thumbs.

Yay, my first valantines pressie:)
Well i'd give you a unicorn.
By the way you're not ugly.(judging my the photos posted in other thread).

Oh, there will be. There had better be. I will personally start a revolution if there isn't. :pI'm there. *bows*
What do you think of the percentages when compared, for example, with Anonymous Legion?
http://www.rob-sheridan.com/tourist/scientology/
And ... like we were saying before, it probably makes a big difference to buy the collector's edition of Serenity.

I'll give everyone free hugs!

(I'm cheap).From the front! From the front!
Wait ... how cheap? *ponders*

No one ever gives me love in these NSG popularity things. How I despise you all.
To Greater Trostia : A catchy business phrase. :p
And one or more of Kanabia's hugs.

No one ever gives me love in these NSG popularity things. How I despise you all.

I'd give all the gals a single stem rose

http://www.sandscripts.com/catalog/promotions/gif/choco_roses.jpg

And for all the guys, I give you a six pack

http://www.origlio.com/headytimes/headytimes44/44news5b.jpg

Blue Moon! Can I have the six pack instead of the roses? Or better yet, in addition to the roses? Huh, can I, huh?

Sure, you can have a six pack of Blue Moon also. :)

I shall now go back to my "Bat Cave" (my room) and treat Valentines Day as a normal day.

QUOTE=Greater Trostia;13443581]No one ever gives me love in these NSG popularity things. How I despise you all.[/QUOTE]

:fluffle:

Yay! Beer and hugs!
*indulges in excess*
Also, holy timewarp, Batman!

I'd give all the gals a single stem rose

http://www.sandscripts.com/catalog/promotions/gif/choco_roses.jpg

And for all the guys, I give you a six pack

http://www.origlio.com/headytimes/headytimes44/44news5b.jpg

Blue Moon! Can I have the six pack instead of the roses? Or better yet, in addition to the roses? Huh, can I, huh?

Make that a six pack of abs, and you got yourself a deal, mister! :D
As my family joke goes (reunions are Beerbelly City):
Who needs a six-pack when you have a keg? :p

And for all the guys, I give you a six pack

http://www.origlio.com/headytimes/headytimes44/44news5b.jpg

Make that a six pack of abs, and you got yourself a deal, mister! :D

Make that a six pack of abs, and you got yourself a deal, mister! :D

Sorry I am not a miracle worker.

to straughn: a blood sample so he knows nothing happened in that 30 seconds.

to murayvets: my promise to never coerce a fellow being into sexual relations

to Modzeroites: well you get me all the time

to cobble: a ride when his car dies

to the world: a vote for Obama

I'd give all the gals a single stem rose

And for all the guys, I give you a six pack

That rose looks suspiciously larger than the sixpack...

Blue Moon! Can I have the six pack instead of the roses? Or better yet, in addition to the roses? Huh, can I, huh?

You can have mine

I'd give ASD back the OP.

I'd give Smunkee some kind of robot nanny/slave thing

I'd give Dinaverg some new IR goggles.

I'd give Terrorist Cakes an IR strobe light, so she can blind Dinaverg when she's getting changed.

I wouldn't directly give LaDame anything, but I'd give her boyfriend a place to live near her.

I'd give LG back his vas deferens. Not really for him, but for the good(>.> <.<) of humanity.

I'd give Bottle a supercomputer on which to game to teh max.

I'd give Kat and the other mods the ability to force choke people before they smack them with the banhammer.
Awww, Iffy. You're so sweet. :)


I'd give:
Iffy: a BIG hug :)
Ruffy: An ounce of BC bud (and maybe his coffee)
Ilie: ICE CREAM
Dubsy: BIG box of chocolate
Pancake: musical instrument of her choice
Dina: a pat on the head
Terrorist Cakes: good food that don't come from residence
Gravlen: a yam
Odd Neck Stem: New York City...or...erm....let's throw in california too
Bumboat: Inflatable sex doll (female, of course)
WYTYG: Ticket to Ruffy
Drache (for those who remember him): a chance to lose his virginity again
Tribes: Drache
Kanabia: more hair
TSI: cocks

I'm missing people, but meh. Happy Valentine's, everybody! I know I'll enjoy it. ;)

Edit: more people
JuNii: endless life supply of anime
Maineiacs: the state of Maine...for teh lolz
Straughn: a life's supply of random obscure references...wait, he already has that. Oh, screw it, I'll give you my special life-sized chuck norris statue made solely of chocolate.
Laerod: ...erm...Ilie?
HC Eredivisie: God

Drache (for those who remember him): a chance to lose his virginity againShit, I think I do...

Shit, I think I do...
Then you've been here WAAAAAY too long, mate.

Then you've been here WAAAAAY too long, mate.Ain't it the truth =(


Laerod: ...erm...Ilie?She wasn't single the one time I had my chance... :p

Make that a six pack of abs, and you got yourself a deal, mister! :D

.. can I have you beer?

A candy heart, a hug, and beer?
Where the fuck are my valentines, bitches?
*giggles*

Ain't it the truth =(

She wasn't single the one time I had my chance... :p
I'm sure she doesn't mind being given to you. ;) :p
.. can I have you beer?
Where's my valentine, Ruffy? I thought you loved me. :(
A candy heart, a hug, and beer?
Where the fuck are my valentines, bitches?
*giggles*
I give Jello...Ruffy. You get Ruffy as your personal slave now. Do whatever you want to him.

I give Jello...Ruffy. You get Ruffy as your personal slave now. Do whatever you want to him.Hm. This brings up unique possibilities.

Okay then...

To Jello B: a box of valentine chocolates 3 kilometers wide, weighing 1,000,000 tons speeding towards him at 6 kilometers per second.

Enjoy. :pThanks. That is, if I'm not crushed by the motorized chocolate. *eats*

A candy heart, a hug, and beer?
Where the fuck are my valentines, bitches?
*giggles*

Okay then...

To Jello B: a box of valentine chocolates 3 kilometers wide, weighing 1,000,000 tons speeding towards him at 6 kilometers per second.

Enjoy. :p

HC Eredivisie: God:p

Cookies for everyone.:)

I'm sure she doesn't mind being given to you. ;) :p
Yeah, that sounds like Ilie... =P

To Cameroi I give:
KARATE BUNNY
(\_/)
(=.=)
(><)
/_|_\

For Un-Valentine's Day, as part of the revolution against the tyranny of love and commercialism, I give everyone large quantities of chocolate, cake, and cookies. May you all get diabetes. :mad:

Hey wait a minute....

Shit, I think I do...

That makes two (at least) of us.

For Un-Valentine's Day, as part of the revolution against the tyranny of love and commercialism, I give everyone large quantities of chocolate, cake, and cookies. May you all get diabetes. :mad:

If you knew what that's like (assuming you don't), you wouldn't make a wish like that in jest.

Now, if they were, say, AQ . . . ;)

.. can I have you beer?

Sure.

For Un-Valentine's Day, as part of the revolution against the tyranny of love and commercialism, I give everyone large quantities of chocolate, cake, and cookies. May you all get diabetes. :mad:
You're just bitter. :p

Have a fluffle. This will make you feel better. :fluffle:

to straughn: a blood sample so he knows nothing happened in that 30 seconds.Your blood? I can do an awful lot of "nothing happening" if that's what you mean.
Be more specific about where you get that sample! *scolds*

Straughn: a life's supply of random obscure references...wait, he already has that. Oh, screw it, I'll give you my special life-sized chuck norris statue made solely of chocolate.

Something tells me Sark's gonna get involved in this! :p

To Ladamesansmerci : A blue-pink moped with extendable windshield and a few thousand miles' worth of fuel, of her choice. :)

Something tells me Sark's gonna get involved in this! :p

To Ladamesansmerci : A blue-pink moped with extendable windshield and a few thousand miles' worth of fuel, of her choice. :)
Love is my fuel. :)


/cheesy.

TSI: cocks




....

*rubs eyes*

....

Gaw?

Yep, another NSG "popularity" thread. To whom on NSG would you give a Valentine? What would it be?
*snip*.

Rotovia, and I gave him a bottle of our favourite champagne, pink cupcakes that I made personally, and... ....

To whom on NSG would you give a Valentine?

Myself, of course.

"If I am not for myself, who will be for me?"

What would it be?

I have no idea. Good question.

I give nothing because this day is overrated sentimental drivel. :)

Love is my fuel. :)


/cheesy.
That's exactly the kind of fuel that keeps a thread like this going, too! :p
Happy Valentine's Day. :fluffle:

Love is my fuel. :)


/cheesy.

So onto my Love Rocket Climb, inside Tank of Fuel is not Fuel, but Love.
Above us there is nothing above, but the stars, above.

That reminded me of this snippet from a probably not so famous song, but can you guess which one it is?

Oh wasn't there a valantines day massacre, by that Mafia guy in New York in the 1920s i think?

Yes (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Valentine%27s_Day_massacre).

This day is evil, because it's hypocritical of all the other days you should be loving your partner, and it leaves out single people.
Only a market scam to celebrate another "special day", to make profits to fuel their engine of oppression....{stops marxist rant}.
But seriously i don't care for valantines day.
Oh wasn't there a valantines day massacre, by that Mafia guy in New York in the 1920s i think?

That's exactly the kind of fuel that keeps a thread like this going, too! :p
Happy Valentine's Day. :fluffle:
w00t.

Thanks, sweetie. Happy "yay consumerism" day to you too. :fluffle:
So onto my Love Rocket Climb, inside Tank of Fuel is not Fuel, but Love.
Above us there is nothing above, but the stars, above.

That reminded me of this snippet from a probably not so famous song, but can you guess which one it is?
Google tells me it's "Zlad! - Elektronik Supersonik". And google never lies. :)

Odd Neck Stem: New York City...or...erm....let's throw in california too

That works for me. :D

Also, have you forgotten my nation name?! For shame. *shakes head* >.>

That works for me. :D

Also, have you forgotten my nation name?! For shame. *shakes head* >.>
Yeah, cuz you have frigging 100000 different names. I remember your real name. That's good enough.

Are you saying my nation name isn't my real name? Implying... a life outside of NS?! NEVAR!

Are you saying my nation name isn't my real name? Implying... a life outside of NS?! NEVAR!
Your nation name isn't your real name.








*waits*

Your nation name isn't your real name.

Pfft. Shows how well you know me. >.>

*waits*

*waits too*


What are we waiting for?

Pfft. Shows how well you know me. >.>
really well?
*waits too*


What are we waiting for?
hell to freeze over.


or lunch. Yes, lunch. >.>

*Passes out cardboard valentines with Power Puff girls on them*

*throws conversation hearts at all the boys!*Sweet! The Power Puff Girls! =D

What the hell is a conversation heart?There little pieces of heart shaped candy that say nice things like "Your soul is mine!"

*Passes out cardboard valentines with Power Puff girls on them*

*throws conversation hearts at all the boys!*

*Passes out cardboard valentines with Power Puff girls on them*

*throws conversation hearts at all the boys!*

What the hell is a conversation heart?

What the hell is a conversation heart?

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c389/Smunkee/conversatioinheart.jpg

Thus far, Valentines day has been unbelievably wank. Not only am I on the mother of all come downs, but I've spent two hours or so having an argument about why my girlfriend shouldn't let drunken rugby players kiss her hand in clubs. It's hardly the 18th century, and gents don't do that as a gesture of introduction or courtesy.

Thus far, Valentines day has been unbelievably wank. Not only am I on the mother of all come downs, but I've spent two hours or so having an argument about why my girlfriend shouldn't let drunken rugby players kiss her hand in clubs. It's hardly the 18th century, and gents don't do that as a gesture of introduction or courtesy.
do you think she is stupid or are you under the impression that you are her boss?

I side with GF.

do you think she is stupid or are you under the impression that you are her boss?

I side with GF.

No, I simply don't trust her, given the calibre of bloke she pulled last term when "enjoying" being single. Quite how pulling ugly, banal, generic British students (dull music taste, dull dress sense et al.) constitutes fun is beyond me, but I digress.

In short, I don't trust her when she's drunk, for damn good reasons.

If you can't trust her, then why waste time with her?

The L word, in short.

No, I simply don't trust her, given the calibre of bloke she pulled last term when "enjoying" being single. Quite how pulling ugly, banal, generic British students (dull music taste, dull dress sense et al.) constitutes fun is beyond me, but I digress.

In short, I don't trust her when she's drunk, for damn good reasons.

If you can't trust her, then why waste time with her?

Lube?

Ahahaha...

Here's wishing everyone on NSG no VD.
and a stealth Valentine for WYTYG

The L word, in short.
Lonliness?

The L word, in short.
Lube?

Lube?

Roses are red/ Violets are blue/ Sugar is sweet/ Here's some lube

:p

The L word, in short.

How can you love someone you don't trust? I don't understand, I mean if she wants to go around kissing and whatever, how is it loving if you demand she stop?

How can you love someone you don't trust? I don't understand, I mean if she wants to go around kissing and whatever, how is it loving if you demand she stop?

A relationship is based on compromise. I happen to know she hates me seeing a lot of a female friend of mine, or smoking and drinking to my normal levels, so I try not to. I fail to see why she should continue to act as if she were single when out, just because she can't control herself when drunk.

Come on people, give some freaking valentines!

Nope - why should I? It is a waste of time and a ploy by the card and candy companies to make a buck.

Awww, Iffy. You're so sweet. :)


I'd give:
Iffy: a BIG hug :)
Ruffy: An ounce of BC bud (and maybe his coffee)
Ilie: ICE CREAM
Dubsy: BIG box of chocolate
Pancake: musical instrument of her choice
Dina: a pat on the head
Terrorist Cakes: good food that don't come from residence
Gravlen: a yam
Odd Neck Stem: New York City...or...erm....let's throw in california too
Bumboat: Inflatable sex doll (female, of course)
WYTYG: Ticket to Ruffy
Drache (for those who remember him): a chance to lose his virginity again
Tribes: Drache
Kanabia: more hair
TSI: cocks

I'm missing people, but meh. Happy Valentine's, everybody! I know I'll enjoy it. ;)

Edit: more people
JuNii: endless life supply of anime
Maineiacs: the state of Maine...for teh lolz
Straughn: a life's supply of random obscure references...wait, he already has that. Oh, screw it, I'll give you my special life-sized chuck norris statue made solely of chocolate.
Laerod: ...erm...Ilie?
HC Eredivisie: God
* Gave you ALL my votes for NSG Sexiest .....Ladame :)

To those that despise Valentines Day, I give you a gift, an Anti-Valentines day Missle! :D

Awww, Iffy. You're so sweet. :)


I'd give:
Iffy: a BIG hug :)
Ruffy: An ounce of BC bud (and maybe his coffee)
Ilie: ICE CREAM
Dubsy: BIG box of chocolate
Pancake: musical instrument of her choice
Dina: a pat on the head
Terrorist Cakes: good food that don't come from residence
Gravlen: a yam
Odd Neck Stem: New York City...or...erm....let's throw in california too
Bumboat: Inflatable sex doll (female, of course)
WYTYG: Ticket to Ruffy
Drache (for those who remember him): a chance to lose his virginity again
Tribes: Drache
Kanabia: more hair
TSI: cocks

I'm missing people, but meh. Happy Valentine's, everybody! I know I'll enjoy it. ;)

Edit: more people
JuNii: endless life supply of anime
Maineiacs: the state of Maine...for teh lolz
Straughn: a life's supply of random obscure references...wait, he already has that. Oh, screw it, I'll give you my special life-sized chuck norris statue made solely of chocolate.
Laerod: ...erm...Ilie?
HC Eredivisie: God

Now I have to find a way to return this ice-encrusted armpit of a state without hurting Ladame's feelings...;)

oooh time for my adventure story:

I had decided to surprise my valentine at her work with hordes of chocolate and flowers (no roses because I'm not lame) this meant I had to trek around lugging this crap in very cold strong wind (I'm not very English, yeah) having been outright robbed by that git of a florist and his comrade captain Thornton's :mad:

however she had the same idea of surprising me and told me she was at work all day until I got outside her work and asked her to come meet me....I had to drag that crap for miles back home (carrying flowers out of a cemetery is rather funny for the reactions)

the worst part was it was decided to watch how to lose a guy in 10 days and I literally wanted to kill myself :p

Oooh, who would I give a Valentine...so many! I will choose these, in no particular order:

To LaDame, my very first NSG lovar: What I actually gave her a few months ago. (Glad you are enjoying it!) :p

To Laerod, my very first NSG meetup person: A cell phone so you don't get stuck in the bus stop ever again. (Sorry about that!)

To Smunkee, my alter ego (or my alto eagle, as it may be): A Lomo to go with her Holga.

To Gravlen, my very second NSG meetup person: A bottle of raspberry lambic. I will figure out how to send it to Norway with all those taxes someday.

To Dubsy, for many reasons: A new bra cause I've been saying I'd get you one for like, ever.

To Jocabia: A real hug. Like, in RL.

To Bumboat: A camera. DUH

the worst part was it was decided to watch how to lose a guy in 10 days and I literally wanted to kill myself :p

Omg. I hope you can accept my offer of much pity and also strong medications.

Awww, Iffy. You're so sweet. :)

Ilie: ICE CREAM


Laerod: ...erm...Ilie?


Aww, thank you! And um...why would you give me to Laerod? Did he request me or something? :p

Ain't it the truth =(

She wasn't single the one time I had my chance... :p

Aww. *sigh* And now I am, on Valentines Day no less. At least my mom and dad got me chocolate.

Yeah, that sounds like Ilie... =P

Eeeehhhh? :confused:

Here's wishing everyone on NSG no VD.
and a stealth Valentine for WYTYG
:O:O:O:O:O:O:O


*tackles*


Long time no talk!

Oooh, who would I give a Valentine...so many! I will choose these, in no particular order:

To LaDame, my very first NSG lovar: What I actually gave her a few months ago. (Glad you are enjoying it!) :p


Indeed, I've enjoyed it very muchly. ;) Thanks again, Ilie. I owe you something. I'll make it up one day.
Aww, thank you! And um...why would you give me to Laerod? Did he request me or something? :p
I thought you wouldn't mind being given to him, that's all. :D

w00t.

Thanks, sweetie. Happy "yay consumerism" day to you too. :fluffle:

Just about a monthly thing, isn't it? :p

I give each of you a pot of gold, a box of Lucky Charms, and uh...some Irish luck. Share nicely.

Share nicely.
Ironic.
:p

Ironic.
:p

:confused:

Edit: Yay, post #500!

:confused:
M'kay.
To Gigantic Leprechauns : A much better memory.

To Gigantic Leprechauns : A much better memory.

I could use one of those.

I could use one of those.

...one of what?

...one of what?

A better memory.

Pies for all.!

*Builds giant pie launching robot.*

I leave you all this little poem I ventured upon in English class... (Seriously, I am not making a funny :P)

Roses are red,
Tulips are gold,
Now get on your knees,
and do what your told!

:D :D

I leave you all this little poem I ventured upon in English class... (Seriously, I am not making a funny :P)

Roses are red,
Tulips are gold,
Now get on your knees,
and do what your told!

:D :D

lmfao

I leave you all this little poem I ventured upon in English class... (Seriously, I am not making a funny :P)

Roses are red,
Tulips are gold,
Now get on your knees,
and do what your told!

:D :D

I so need this for...erm...never mind

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Valentine to Dalmatia.

Roses are red,
Tulips are gold,
Now get on your knees,
and do what your told!*steals*

Valentine to Dalmatia.

Thank you!
Valentine to HSH Prince Eric.

:O:O:O:O:O:O:O


*tackles*


Long time no talk!

*allows self to be tackled*
Yeah, best part of posting once every two months? Sometimes someone special misses you :fluffle: