NationStates Jolt Archive


And Today's Al Gore Award for Greenhouse Gas Reduction Goes to . . .

New Mitanni
04-02-2008, 21:28
Camden-Rockport Middle School in Camden, Maine!

http://knox.villagesoup.com/rewrite/108448.htm

Yes, someone finally stepped up and took action to reduce methane emissions. Will cows be next?
Euadnam
04-02-2008, 21:31
And?

Sorry, I'm not sure how I'm supposed to respond.
Euadnam
04-02-2008, 21:34
Since you're new here, the only proper response to New Mitanni is to not respond at all.

Gotcha. Thanks for the tip. :)
Hocolesqua
04-02-2008, 21:36
So does that mean we can identify global-warming deniers by their reek and the occasional brown leakage of a hershey squirt? Seems appropriate, considering that the basic idea of the environmental movement isn't anti-economic, socialist, or tyrannical, just the ol' maxim "Do not S%*# where you eat."
Khadgar
04-02-2008, 21:38
And?

Sorry, I'm not sure how I'm supposed to respond.

Since you're new here, the only proper response to New Mitanni is to not respond at all.
Lunatic Goofballs
04-02-2008, 21:43
http://www.boomspeed.com/looonatic/farted.wav

http://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/sauer/angry-smiley-020.gif
Mott Haven
04-02-2008, 21:45
And how do they intend to determine intentionality of flatulence?
Lunatic Goofballs
04-02-2008, 21:48
And how do they intend to determine intentionality of flatulence?

polygraph tests. *nod*
New Mitanni
04-02-2008, 21:58
http://www.boomspeed.com/looonatic/farted.wav

http://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/sauer/angry-smiley-020.gif

LG, you have a link for every purpose :D
New Mitanni
04-02-2008, 21:59
Since you're new here, the only proper response to New Mitanni is to not respond at all.

Another NS'er pouts when his orthodoxies are mocked. So sad :p
New Mitanni
04-02-2008, 22:01
And how do they intend to determine intentionality of flatulence?

Probably by sonic volume and duration. The louder and/or longer, the more likely it's intentional.
Gun Manufacturers
04-02-2008, 22:54
And how do they intend to determine intentionality of flatulence?

I guess if your face turns red, and you're grunting like you're trying to take a shit, that might be a clue. :eek:
New Genoa
05-02-2008, 02:02
Another NS'er pouts when his orthodoxies are mocked. So sad :p

The irony, it burns
1010102
05-02-2008, 02:59
The irony, it burns

Just like the Nachos I had the other night.:p


If only we could bottle that methane we ould use it lower heating costs, saving millions of dollars.

Manbearpig:1
Mankind:0
Indri
05-02-2008, 03:33
So does that mean we can identify global-warming deniers by their reek and the occasional brown leakage of a hershey squirt? Seems appropriate, considering that the basic idea of the environmental movement isn't anti-economic, socialist, or tyrannical, just the ol' maxim "Do not S%*# where you eat."
Seems a founder of Greenpeace would have something to say about that. See, Patrick Moore left the group when he claimed it was taken over by political interests and their focus shifted from environmentalism to anti-capitalism. He continues to advocate environmental protection but he and others, environmentalist or not, are concerned about scare tactics and disinformation employed by some within the environmental movement to advance agenda that have little or nothing to do with the environment.

All activity creates waste, what's important is finding the most efficient way to get what we need and want while handling what's left over properly.

FYI, third-world organic subsistance agriculture is shitting where you eat because the organic fertilizer they use is shit. Animal shit is manuer and human shit is night soil and both of these unsanitary practices spread parasites and disease.