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The most egotistical NS'er.

The Parkus Empire
04-02-2008, 20:27
Who is it? Me? Fass? Someone else?
Mad hatters in jeans
04-02-2008, 20:29
er i predict this thread will go to dark places.
I claim neutrality.
Agerias
04-02-2008, 20:29
Who cares?
Bottle
04-02-2008, 20:29
The problem with being better than everyone else is that people tend to assume you're egotistical.
[NS]Click Stand
04-02-2008, 20:33
I am, since everyone else is below my intelligence level.
Euadnam
04-02-2008, 20:33
I like pudding...


(Do pudding-smilies exist?)

No, but they should. :(
B en H
04-02-2008, 20:37
I like pudding...


(Do pudding-smilies exist?)
OceanDrive2
04-02-2008, 20:38
The most egotistical NS'er. Who is it? Me? not quite.

You’re semi-evil. You’re quasi-evil. You’re the margarine of evil. You’re the Diet Coke of evil, just one calorie, not evil enough.

:D
Callisdrun
04-02-2008, 20:45
Fass, probably. Llewdor is pretty egotistical. So is Greill, or whatever he's going by now.
The Parkus Empire
04-02-2008, 20:48
not quite.

You’re semi-evil. You’re quasi-evil. You’re the margarine of evil. You’re the Diet Coke of evil, just one calorie, not evil enough.

:D

I said egotistical, not evil.

Anyway, "I'm votin' for yours truly." Though I must say, Fass comes in a close second.
Free Soviets
04-02-2008, 20:53
Anyway, "I'm votin' for yours truly."

does it make one more or less egotistical to vote themselves most egotistical?
The Parkus Empire
04-02-2008, 20:54
does it make one more or less egotistical to vote themselves most egotistical?

More honest. I admit to being egotistical, though I am not selfish and I do not take myself seriously (I wear a bicorne aroun--*gasp* FASS!--about town.)
Conserative Morality
04-02-2008, 20:57
I admit, I'm slightly egotistical, but fassitude is the worst.(Or best depending on what you register as good and bad)
Euadnam
04-02-2008, 20:59
So is Greill, or whatever he's going by now.

How so?
Euadnam
04-02-2008, 21:00
Me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me.

Do I win?

Not by a long shot. You always struck me as pretty modest.
Jello Biafra
04-02-2008, 21:01
Me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me.

Do I win?
OceanDrive2
04-02-2008, 21:01
I said egotistical, not evil.

Anyway, "I'm votin' for yours truly." Though I must say, Fass comes in a close second.interesting human nature

..people trying to associate their name to Fass.. trying to impregnate themselves with his charisma, "Look at me!!! I am a bit like Fass".

This reminds me of all the R. Presidential candidates using the word Reagan. :D

Preemptive disclaimer: No Fass, I am not trying to associate you to Ronnie raygun..
Khadgar
04-02-2008, 21:03
This is destined to end poorly.
Mad hatters in jeans
04-02-2008, 21:04
This is destined to end poorly.

yay! my predictions are correct!
I can see into the future you know?
I predict everyone here will go to sleep tonight. see isn't that brilliant?
*Grins evilly*
The Parkus Empire
04-02-2008, 21:04
interesting human nature

..people trying to associate their name to Fass.. trying to impregnate themselves with his charisma, "Look at me!!! I am a bit like Fass".

This reminds me of all the R. Presidential candidates using the word Reagan. :D

Preemptive disclaimer: No Fass, I am not trying to associate you to Ronnie raygun..


I have out-Fassed Fass before (concerning the word "accoutremonts".)
Euadnam
04-02-2008, 21:08
Why thank you.

Who are you?

TG me. ;)
OceanDrive2
04-02-2008, 21:10
I have out-Fassed Fass before (concerning the word "accoutremonts".)

really? ... WoW Fass was out-Fassed by Parkus.





Hey Fass you are Pathetic !!!

http://home.datacomm.ch/galli99/nelson-haha.gif
Jello Biafra
04-02-2008, 21:10
Not by a long shot. You always struck me as pretty modest.Why thank you.

Who are you?
Kyronea
04-02-2008, 21:12
Most likely Fass, though Atlantian Islands and New Mitanni come pretty close as well.
Wilgrove
04-02-2008, 21:13
I'd have to say Fass, Fass biggest fan is Fass.
Mad hatters in jeans
04-02-2008, 21:16
I'd have to say Fass, Fass biggest fan is Fass.

Wether you're right or not, i doubt Fass would be happy with that, in fact you might isolate him by saying that.
Maybe refraining from showing your dislike of Fass would help make Fass more receptive of other people's opinions.
The Parkus Empire
04-02-2008, 21:18
really? ... WoW Fass was out-Fassed by Parkus.





Hey Fass you are Pathetic !!!

http://home.datacomm.ch/galli99/nelson-haha.gif

:p We were talking about dueling with real swords and I said it could be considered a sport. He said he preferred manly sports, without all the accouterments. I said dueling would be one of the sports he enjoyed then. He told me to read his post before replying next time; I told him to look-up his words in the dictionary. He did not respond.
Smunkeeville
04-02-2008, 21:30
The problem with being better than everyone else is that people tend to assume you're egotistical.
it's easy to stand out in a crowd when the general level of competence among the group is so low. :cool:
Neesika
04-02-2008, 21:32
I'd say Neo Art, hand's down, but egotistical seems to denote a bit of narcissism, and he's more arrogant than narcissistic :D

I say this, by the way, in the nicest possible way as a fact, not a put down, nor as an indication that I believe his arrogance to be unwarranted.

Ditto with Fass.
New Mitanni
04-02-2008, 21:32
interesting human nature

..people trying to associate their name to Fass.. trying to impregnate themselves with his charisma, "Look at me!!! I am a bit like Fass".


Don't be a fasshole. :p
OceanDrive2
04-02-2008, 21:32
:p We were talking about dueling with real swords and I said it could be considered a sport. He said he preferred manly sports, without all the accouterments. I said dueling would be one of the sports he enjoyed then. He told me to read his post before replying next time; I told him to look-up his words in the dictionary. He did not respond.:confused: wait ...

is that all?
I was getting all exited and.. and that.. that is your claim to fame ???
Steely Glintt
04-02-2008, 21:36
Waits for Fass to come in and protest how much he hates his name being involved in popularity contests.
OceanDrive2
04-02-2008, 21:36
Wait for Fass to come in and protest how much he hates his name being involved in popularity contests.wait and see how he feels when he sees Parkus claiming -all over the place- he out-Fassed him

*gets da popcorn and makes himself comfortable* :D
Call to power
04-02-2008, 21:40
I predict everyone here will go to sleep tonight. see isn't that brilliant?
*Grins evilly*

lies!:p
Mad hatters in jeans
04-02-2008, 21:40
lies!:p

Aha i can do more than that, that's just for show, my real power lies in something holy called "cognitive thinking", few know it's real meaning and power.
I can predict, you will eat tomorrow, i can predict you will go to the toilet tomorrow, i can predict you love some people, and dislike others.
In some ways i can argue that all human actions are determined by other actions linking in cause and effect all the way back to the big bang theory if it holds true.
And in some ways this is right, not to be confused with fatalism.
I think in this thread i'm allowed to go off topic.:)
Neesika
04-02-2008, 21:43
Don't be a fasshole. :p

I do believe the last disparaging derivation of his poster name was struck down as 'DON'T FUCKING DO IT' by the Mods. Just a heads up.
Wilgrove
04-02-2008, 21:46
Wether you're right or not, i doubt Fass would be happy with that, in fact you might isolate him by saying that.
Maybe refraining from showing your dislike of Fass would help make Fass more receptive of other people's opinions.

Eh I think I'll keep it that way. I don't like to sugar coat things.
Reasonstanople
04-02-2008, 21:49
:p We were talking about dueling with real swords and I said it could be considered a sport. He said he preferred manly sports, without all the accouterments. I said dueling would be one of the sports he enjoyed then. He told me to read his post before replying next time; I told him to look-up his words in the dictionary. He did not respond.

I looked it up and my dictionary actually contained the caveat, 'not weapons or garments.' Are you writing my dictionary just to win arguments?

Cause that would be pretty egotastical.
OceanDrive2
04-02-2008, 21:51
interesting human nature

..people trying to associate their name to Fass.. trying to impregnate themselves with his charisma, "Look at me!!! I am a bit like Fass".Don't be a fass**** :pI am what I am.



BTW Neesika heads-up seconded. ;)
I do believe the last disparaging derivation of his poster name was struck down as 'DON'T FUCKING DO IT' by the Mods. Just a heads up.
Cannot think of a name
04-02-2008, 21:55
Waits for Fass to come in and protest how much he hates his name being involved in popularity contests.

But when I tell him he hates flatterers,
He says he does, being then most flattered. - Julius Caesar, Shakespeare

Or, he'll get the whole thread locked, which actually isn't unreasonable. It's a recipe for disaster...
Cannot think of a name
04-02-2008, 21:57
I looked it up and my dictionary actually contained the caveat, 'not weapons or garments.' Are you writing my dictionary just to win arguments?

Cause that would be pretty egotastical.

It might be argued that since the fencing swords lethality has been removed they no longer qualify as weapons.
The Parkus Empire
04-02-2008, 21:57
:confused: wait ...

is that all?
I was getting all exited and.. and that.. that is your claim to fame ???


I mean how do you know he simply did not loose interest,
or simply because he logged of and the thread was on page 4 when he logged back.

It happens often.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13126827&postcount=42

And to be exact about the word, you would not even have to duel naked.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=540548&page=3
Der Teutoniker
04-02-2008, 21:58
Who is it? Me? Fass? Someone else?

My vote is Der Teutoniker. He's always seemed to me like a stuck-up jerk, who can't get over himself long enough to post anything of any real value.

I really have nothing to say in response to me bashing myself....

*shrugs*
Der Teutoniker
04-02-2008, 21:59
not quite.

You’re semi-evil. You’re quasi-evil. You’re the margarine of evil. You’re the Diet Coke of evil, just one calorie, not evil enough.

:D

That is probably one of the ebst quotes of all time.
The Parkus Empire
04-02-2008, 22:00
It might be argued that since the fencing swords lethality has been removed they no longer qualify as weapons.

Fencing ≠ dueling.
Mad hatters in jeans
04-02-2008, 22:01
Eh I think I'll keep it that way. I don't like to sugar coat things.

Really?
You've never tried to manipulate another person by being nice to them?
That's the best way of getting them to do things for you.
oh do you know anything good for a sore throat?
As in i've been drinking last night and had lots of pizza, i didn't drink loads as a i can remember most of the night, but i'm hoping maybe you or anyone else could give some magical recipe for food or drink or something to help.
Der Teutoniker
04-02-2008, 22:02
yay! my predictions are correct!
I can see into the future you know?
I predict everyone here will go to sleep tonight. see isn't that brilliant?
*Grins evilly*

Alright. I wasn't going to but you forced me into it. I'm pulling an all-nighter.

Also, so that I can maintian some sanity, when does 'tonight' end and 'tomorrow' begin for you? I will assume oyu will use generalized local time, so I will just go by whatever times you give, and put that time into my clocks.
OceanDrive2
04-02-2008, 22:02
That is probably one of the best quotes of all time.I am glad you liked.








I stole it. :D
New Mitanni
04-02-2008, 22:04
I do believe the last disparaging derivation of his poster name was struck down as 'DON'T FUCKING DO IT' by the Mods. Just a heads up.

You mean someone else beat me to it? Damn, and I thought I was being creative.
Der Teutoniker
04-02-2008, 22:05
I am glad you liked.








I stole it. :D

I know, I've seen Austin Powers (the first one to be exact, and they were in a counseling session with Carrie Fischer who we all know had problems with ehr father as well... Darth Vader....)
Mad hatters in jeans
04-02-2008, 22:06
Alright. I wasn't going to but you forced me into it. I'm pulling an all-nighter.

Also, so that I can maintian some sanity, when does 'tonight' end and 'tomorrow' begin for you? I will assume oyu will use generalized local time, so I will just go by whatever times you give, and put that time into my clocks.

But inevitably you must sleep at some point within the next week if not tonight or you would go crazy or die or both.
Well i can tell you i go by GMT time. But i don't always sleep all nights much to my pain, as it's very tiring not sleeping even for one night for me. The longest i've gone without sleep is 48Hours then i totally zonked out.
Der Teutoniker
04-02-2008, 22:07
Fencing ≠ dueling.

Pshh! Of course their the same... especially after the advent of pistols being used as the primary form of duelling. In fact on could argue that they were even more equal after that!

[/sarcasm]

:D
Tmutarakhan
04-02-2008, 22:09
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13126827&postcount=42

And to be exact about the word, you would not even have to duel naked.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=540548&page=3
Except in my country...
The word is "accoutrements" not with "er", not with "on". Do I get a prize for being the first to spell it correctly?
Steely Glintt
04-02-2008, 22:10
But when I tell him he hates flatterers,
He says he does, being then most flattered. - Julius Caesar, Shakespeare

Or, he'll get the whole thread locked, which actually isn't unreasonable. It's a recipe for disaster...

Whatever I think, Bill has said it better.
Der Teutoniker
04-02-2008, 22:13
But inevitably you must sleep at some point within the next week if not tonight or you would go crazy or die or both.
Well i can tell you i go by GMT time. But i don't always sleep all nights much to my pain, as it's very tiring not sleeping even for one night for me. The longest i've gone without sleep is 48Hours then i totally zonked out.

36 hours here, I fell asleep for a few hours, and after awaking, I argued with people who claimed I was sleeping... I was so tired as to have no memory of falling asleep, or waking up, I genuinely thought I was awake the whole time (just, without memory of being awake?)
Der Teutoniker
04-02-2008, 22:17
Except in my country...
The word is "accoutrements" not with "er", not with "on". Do I get a prize for being the first to spell it correctly?

You get a prize for being egotistical enought\ to think that spelling a word correctly is worth a prize. :p
Mad hatters in jeans
04-02-2008, 22:17
36 hours here, I fell asleep for a few hours, and after awaking, I argued with people who claimed I was sleeping... I was so tired as to have no memory of falling asleep, or waking up, I genuinely thought I was awake the whole time (just, without memory of being awake?)

I think that's due to your memory (and most other functions) being impaired, as one function of sleep i think is it helps you remember things you've experienced.
I'll recite what happened to my dad (according to him), was he was working night shifts and thought he could stay awake during the day as well, after 5 days of no sleep whatsoever he started hallucinating.
You know those dreams you get and you think it's perfectly normal in a dream for everything that happens? Well my dad imagined a monster just out of his vision following him, and was genuinely terrified. So i might add that it's far better to get the right amount of sleep than just work through day and night.
Der Teutoniker
04-02-2008, 22:19
Ok, since this is a definitions game, lets see what the same dictionary says about weapons, just to be consistent.



Unless you want the definition of 'contest,' I'm pretty sure the second definition covers fencing, and a fake sword that you used to win the contest of fencing would be a figurative 'means.'

We cannot discount the possibility that Parkus Empire is actively rewriting my dictionary to win this argument, indeed I believe this definition of weapon is evidence of just such tampering.

Yeah, but it is used figuritively. A fencing foil is only a 'weapon' when used in the contest of fencing. Not in between competitions or duels, at which point it is little more than flimsy decoration.

But still your point does, indeed, remain somewhat valid.

Sorry If I sound like a jerk, I have to argue everything with everyone....
Der Teutoniker
04-02-2008, 22:21
The 'a' in his name is not pronounced the way your implying with your little "joke" . Back to this thread, I decline to comment and don't see this ending well.

Regardless, the pun still stands, if not for pronunciation reasons, then for spelling reasons. Unless of course the 'a' in Fass' name is not spelled like the intended 'a'.

But thats just silly. *nods*
Soviestan
04-02-2008, 22:24
Don't be a fasshole. :p

The 'a' in his name is not pronounced the way your implying with your little "joke" . Back to this thread, I decline to comment and don't see this ending well.
Der Teutoniker
04-02-2008, 22:27
It isn't? How is Fass pronounced?

After that post I would assume 'ah' rather than 'apple'... though it could be like 'ape'... though that seems even more weird.
Dyakovo
04-02-2008, 22:28
You mean someone else beat me to it? Damn, and I thought I was being creative.

Considering how Fass can be at times, you actually thought that no-one else came up with that before you?
Steely Glintt
04-02-2008, 22:29
The 'a' in his name is not pronounced the way your implying with your little "joke" . Back to this thread, I decline to comment and don't see this ending well.

It isn't? How is Fass pronounced?
Llewdor
04-02-2008, 22:31
Fass, probably. Llewdor is pretty egotistical. So is Greill, or whatever he's going by now.
Me?

I'm egoistical, certainly, but I don't think I could be egotistical without admitting that other people exist or can be measured.
Reasonstanople
04-02-2008, 22:35
Sorry If I sound like a jerk, I have to argue everything with everyone....

No You aren't a jerk: I like arguing. And I like playing with dictionaries. Yes I'm a nerd, hello, my name is reasonstanople and I'm from the internets.
Soheran
04-02-2008, 22:36
I don't think I could be egotistical without admitting that other people exist or can be measured.

Always the quibbler.
OceanDrive2
04-02-2008, 22:37
I like arguing. And I like playing with dictionaries. Yes I'm a nerd, hello, my name is reasonstanople and I'm from the internets.hello reasonstanople, I am the ##, welcome to NSG.

You like arguing? You' ve come to the right place. :D
Cannot think of a name
04-02-2008, 22:39
Considering how Fass can be at times, you actually thought that no-one else came up with that before you?

Okay, so I've seen a few people do this and I have no idea what it's all about. What's with the bolding of Fass' name?
Telesha
04-02-2008, 22:41
Okay, so I've seen a few people do this and I have no idea what it's all about. What's with the bolding of Fass' name?

Dyakovo does that to everybody's s/n.
OceanDrive2
04-02-2008, 22:43
Okay, so I've seen a few people do this and I have no idea what it's all about. What's with the bolding of Fass' name?17,315 posts and still a n00b :D :D :p :D


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Tmutarakhan
04-02-2008, 22:45
You get a prize for being egotistical enought\ to think that spelling a word correctly is worth a prize. :p
Why, thank you! :D
HotRodia
04-02-2008, 23:08
Why y'all feel such a pressing need to turn threads into silly and petty discussions of another poster, I just don't understand.

You should be worshiping me instead.

NationStates Forum Moderator
HotRodia