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I feel like NSG hasn't had a poll about sexual orientation in a while. So go on, pick one.

I can't.

I'm in before the poll.

EDIT: Why doesn't anyone create the poll before they make the post? I've done it.

Also, I own this thread now... all credit for it's glory goes right to me. (discredit, for squallor, however, remains faithfully with Soyut! :D)

I feel like NSG hasn't had a poll about sexual orientation in a while. So go on, pick one.

in before poll

straight cause guys are icky :p

then again girls have cooties, what is a boy to do?

I object to the symbolism present in this poll!

I voted Straight, though.

If I have to give a one word non-descriptive label, I'd choose bi.

But in detail: I'm mostly straight. I like to experiment with other guys sometimes though. But, I do not ever see myself in a permanent relationship with a guy. I have one male best friend, almost all of the other friends I've made are females. For some reason I just am more comfortable around females than males. So I guess I could be straight by default, since I'd always choose a woman over a man for a permanent relationship. The only person I've ever fallen in love with is a female. While I've done stuff with guys, I can't see myself falling in love with one.

I can't.

I'm in before the poll.

EDIT: Why doesn't anyone create the poll before they make the post? I've done it.

Also, I own this thread now... all credit for it's glory goes right to me. (discredit, for squallor, however, remains faithfully with Soyut! :D)

oh come on, you don't have to post before I make a poll, thats rude.

Theoretically gay like a rainbow, but in practice, monosexual seems more appropriate T_T

What's sex?:confused::p Just kidding! I'm straight. But not like an arrow. Have you seen an arrow they curve, which means no answer on your poll is actually straight!:eek:

Theoretically gay like a rainbow, but in practice, monosexual seems more appropriate T_T

you should have picked onanism also.

you should have picked onanism also.

I did. :(

Theoretically gay like a rainbow, but in practice, monosexual seems more appropriate T_T

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What's sex?:confused::p Just kidding! I'm straight. But not like an arrow. Have you seen an arrow they curve, which means no answer on your poll is actually straight!:eek:

The aluminum arrows that my brother has are very straight. But they do wobble alot in mid-flight. I've seen slow motion video of it.

I feel like NSG hasn't had a poll about sexual orientation in a while. So go on, pick one.

I'm straight. Even though a lot of people who don't like me think not. But what do they know?

Somebody picked the animal option. That amuses me.

There is a certain temptation to vote for "insert object here"...

I'm a bit confused. I'm Bi from the stand point of I find both genders attractive. But I don't want to have sex with either.

I like to have sex with inanimate objects: radio's, fridges, gates, cars,...
They never complain.

I like to have sex with inanimate objects: radio's, fridges, gates, cars,...
They never complain.

What about the cars with anti-theft systems? Horns blaring sounds as close to a car complaining as it can get.

What's sex?:confused::p Just kidding! I'm straight. But not like an arrow. Have you seen an arrow they curve, which means no answer on your poll is actually straight!:eek:

Its a homosexual conspiricy.

ps- Im straight.

Straight. Though people tend to think I'm not. But I am.

Straight. Though people tend to think I'm not. But I am.

There's only one way to find out for sure! :D

Straight. Though people tend to think I'm not. But I am.


Why dont they think so?


If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck...;)

If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck...;)

What, ducks can talk? O_O

What about the cars with anti-theft systems? Horns blaring sounds as close to a car complaining as it can get.

Why does that idea turn me on?

Why does that idea turn me on?

Sounds like unfulfilled non-consensual sex fantasies to me. :p

Sounds like unfulfilled non-consensual sex fantasies to me. :p

I know that no means no but what does a loud beep mean?

There's only one way to find out for sure! :DHow? Telepathy?

What about the cars with anti-theft systems? Horns blaring sounds as close to a car complaining as it can get.

Ow, does that mean complaining? I thought he just liked it...:)

No I'm straight, but I like to pretend I like having sex with inanimate objects. When I apply for a job interview or neighbours. It's real fun, but I just don't know why I can't find a job...:confused:

How? Telepathy?

Rather off topic UB, but I honestly always thought your name was a reference to some random Irish football team until I started reading the Silimarilion the other day.

How? Telepathy?

:(


I was thinking more along the lines of making a pass at him...

I am heterosexual, although I have little interest in sexual interaction.

I'm asexual, so not voting in the poll, probably.
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What, ducks can talk? O_O

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:(


I was thinking more along the lines of making a pass at him...

Oh really? How old are you? ;)

I'm 16 by the way. And female.

I'm as straight as the curvature of the universe allows.

Rather off topic UB, but I honestly always thought your name was a reference to some random Irish football team until I started reading the Silimarilion the other day.irish? yuck! :rolleyes: :D
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Oh really? How old are you? ;)

I'm 16 by the way. And female.

Probably scandalously too old for him.

I'm 24 and sadly, females are not really my thing XD

Probably scandalously too old for him.

I'm 24 and sadly, females are not really my thing XD

hehehe. You know what happened last time people mistook me for a guy? ;)

hehehe. You know what happened last time people mistook me for a guy? ;)

I sure would like to know, and I hope it involves embarassing-yet-funny anecdotes.

Do tell. :)

Straight. Like a parabola.

Straight. Like a parabola.

non-euclidean sexuality!

Almost twenty years old and straight, without ever having a girlfriend.

Life can be tough. Stupid homeschool.

hehehe. You know what happened last time people mistook me for a guy? ;)

On the internetz I hope. :eek:

I don't feel comfortable answering that question, I don't even know you people.

If all of us were made into a sandwich, what would each of you be?

I would be prosciutto.;)

If all of us were made into a sandwich, what would each of you be?

I would be prosciutto.;)

I'd be the guy eating the sandwich.

The fact that your forum title is 'pimp' highly amuses me.

If all of us were made into a sandwich, what would each of you be?

I would be prosciutto.;)

Unless you're speaking of a plain bread with prosciutto sandwich (which would be rather bland), I've actually never heard of that one before.

I'd be the guy eating the sandwich.

The fact that your forum title is 'pimp' highly amuses me.

Ah yes, ban-ned, so we meet again. Always ruining my plans.

rubs hands together and does something cool with his eyes

Ah yes, ban-ned, so we meet again. Always ruining my plans.

rubs hands together and does something cool with his eyes

:p

*laughs maniacally*
Oh..wait. That's your job.

*heroic pose*

:p

*laughs maniacally*
Oh..wait. That's your job.

*heroic pose*

:mp5:

Bisexual. Known it since I was 13.

So straight I make a quiver of arrows look like bowl of spaghetti :D

Straight but not narrow, as the saying goes. :)

Almost twenty years old and straight, without ever having a girlfriend.
Life can be tough. Stupid homeschool.you're a virgin??

I don't feel comfortable answering that question, I don't even know you people.and we know enough of you to not care. :p

I voted 'I don't believe in sexual orientation'. That's close enough. I actually believe in a broad spectrum of sexual orientations(Kinsey Scale) and that a person's sexual preference can actually shift a bit over time. Mine has. *nod*

Gay, like an arrow adorned with rainbow-colored feathers.

I voted 'I don't believe in sexual orientation'. That's close enough. I actually believe in a broad spectrum of sexual orientations(Kinsey Scale) and that a person's sexual preference can actually shift a bit over time. Mine has. *nod*
oh, you corrected the typo. and the orientation?

I feel like NSG hasn't had a poll about sexual orientation in a while. So go on, pick one.
I think those poll results are a LARGE lie.

Well, I'm in a monogamous satisfying sexual relationship with my wife. That kind of makes me heterosexual by default. :p

But I had been drifting from the middle of the scale toward the heteroexual end of the spectrum for quite some time. I would say that I prefer women. Ignoring the fact that I'm married for a moment: Even now, I have no aversion to the idea of having sex with a man. But there's no attraction either. I'm attracted to women, however. That's why i consider myself on the heterosexual side, and not bisexual.

I don't believe a person should have to pick one. Gay and Straight has just been turned into one more Us or Them polaric issue in the country and it's an insane thing to categorize people about. It's just sex.You're preaching to the choir, honey.

oh, you corrected the typo. and the orientation?

Well, I'm in a monogamous satisfying sexual relationship with my wife. That kind of makes me heterosexual by default. :p

But I had been drifting from the middle of the scale toward the heteroexual end of the spectrum for quite some time. I would say that I prefer women. Ignoring the fact that I'm married for a moment: Even now, I have no aversion to the idea of having sex with a man. But there's no attraction either. I'm attracted to women, however. That's why i consider myself on the heterosexual side, and not bisexual.

I don't believe a person should have to pick one. Gay and Straight has just been turned into one more Us or Them polaric issue in the country and it's an insane thing to categorize people about. It's just sex.

Very straight. Guys just don't seem that attractive to me, what with all that body hair.

And yes, we need more sex polls.

After all: Sex is the Ultimate Peacemaker, it softens all hard feelings. (don't hit me with the Pun-isher, please :p)

Well, I suppose I could put bi as I have been attracted to people of both...but I personally find the idea of sex with either rather icky. Dunno why, but it just seems to me a bizarre thing to do. Heh, I vaguely remember sex ed lessons, I was convinced for months afterwards that what they had said was some sort of elaborate hoax, as surely no-one would want to do that sort of thing. Yeh, anyway, I demand better poll!:p

Very straight. Guys just don't seem that attractive to me, what with all that body hair.

I don't want to blow your mind, here, but women have body hair too. It's just that women typically remove it. Male legs can be waxed as well as female legs.

I don't want to blow your mind, here, but women have body hair too. It's just that women typically remove it. Male legs can be waxed as well as female legs.chest hair, too?

chest hair, too?
Yes, chest hair can be waxed off as well. Indeed, it's somewhat easier to wax a chest than it is to wax a leg, since it's a comparably flat surface.

chest hair, too?

Sure. And underarm. That's what razors were invented for, isn't it?

Yes, chest hair can be waxed off as well. Indeed, it's somewhat easier to wax a chest than it is to wax a leg, since it's a comparably flat surface.
um, i was rather asking about chest hair on women... yuck

um, i was rather asking about chest hair on women... yuck
Well, technically almost everyone has hair on their chest, it's just that lots of people only have the fine, short body hair that covers our bodies. This is called "vellus hair."

If you want to talk about more noticeable chest hair, you're probably talking about "terminal hair." It's actually not that uncommon for women to have some terminal hair growth. During puberty, some women grow little black hairs on or around their nipples. Women of some ethnic groups are more likely to have darker and more noticeable hair. Some women will grow terminal hairs between their breasts.

In women, excessive hair growth on the chest, face, or back can indicate some type of hormone imbalance. It also can be caused by certain medications or drugs. However, most women with hirsutism do not have serious conditions causing their hair growth. Also, as I said, different ethnic groups may be more likely to have terminal chest hair growth, or may have darker hair which will be more noticeable.

If you're wondering why I know so much about this, it is because when I was starting puberty I really wanted to grow a beard. I did a bunch of reading on body hair and whether it was possible for me to become a bearded lady.

you are a woman?

If you're wondering why I know so much about this, it is because when I was starting puberty I really wanted to grow a beard. I did a bunch of reading on body hair and whether it was possible for me to become a bearded lady.

My god why? The only reason I'd grow a beard is because I'm too damned lazy to shave every day.

As for the question I'm roughly a 5. I don't find women sexually attractive in general, but I can certainly appreciate them.

I used to jokingly say I was a lesbian trapped in the body of a man. Now I'm not so sure that's funny. I recently did a psychological test based on the differences between the male brain and the female brain, and dicsovered that my brain is something like 75% a match for female.

...so maybe I really AM :eek:

Well I fancy men but I would never ever sleep with, kiss or do anything else with a man nor would I get into a relationship with one, I don't lust after women but I can definitely see myself spending my life with one, as well as doing all the associated sexual activity that comes with that. So I dont really know how to classify myself lol

Well I fancy men but I would never ever sleep with, kiss or do anything else with a man nor would I get into a relationship with one, I don't lust after women but I can definitely see myself spending my life with one, as well as doing all the associated sexual activity that comes with that. So I dont really know how to classify myself lolRepressed?

I had a recent interesting conversation with my kid

"mom, are Bert and Ernie married?"
"I don't know"
"are they gay?"
"I'm not sure, I think they are just roommates"
"but, are they gay?"
"what does gay mean?"
"not straight"
"what is straight?"
"uh.. not gay?"
"you aren't answering any of my questions"
"how's it feel?"
"it's kinda frustrating"
"so, answer me! are Bert and Ernie gay?"
"probably"
"can puppets even be gay mom?"
"I don't know"
"you don't know anything do you?"
"I know lots, just not a lot about the nature of puppet relations"


anyway, my other kid points out that heterosexuals shouldn't say they are "straight" because it makes the homosexuals sound "crooked".

so, I can't vote.

I had a recent interesting conversation with my kid

"mom, are Bert and Ernie married?"
"I don't know"
"are they gay?"
"I'm not sure, I think they are just roommates"
"but, are they gay?"
"what does gay mean?"
"not straight"
"what is straight?"
"uh.. not gay?"
"you aren't answering any of my questions"
"how's it feel?"
"it's kinda frustrating"
"so, answer me! are Bert and Ernie gay?"
"probably"
"can puppets even be gay mom?"
"I don't know"
"you don't know anything do you?"
"I know lots, just not a lot about the nature of puppet relations"


anyway, my other kid points out that heterosexuals shouldn't say they are "straight" because it makes the homosexuals sound "crooked".

so, I can't vote.

Bert and Ernie probably don't have penises. And if they do, I think that speaks more about the muppet makers than about the muppets. :p

I had a recent interesting conversation with my kid

"mom, are Bert and Ernie married?"
"I don't know"
"are they gay?"
"I'm not sure, I think they are just roommates"
"but, are they gay?"
"what does gay mean?"
"not straight"
"what is straight?"
"uh.. not gay?"
"you aren't answering any of my questions"
"how's it feel?"
"it's kinda frustrating"
"so, answer me! are Bert and Ernie gay?"
"probably"
"can puppets even be gay mom?"
"I don't know"
"you don't know anything do you?"
"I know lots, just not a lot about the nature of puppet relations"


anyway, my other kid points out that heterosexuals shouldn't say they are "straight" because it makes the homosexuals sound "crooked".

so, I can't vote.
No fooling, I once encountered this raving anti-gay whackjob (protesting at the Pride parade) who was going on about how Bert and Ernie are sickos and gays. The best part was when he screamed about Bert's perverted obsession with pigeons and how it was proof that the gays are all about beastiality.

Bert and Ernie probably don't have penises. And if they do, I think that speaks more about the muppet makers than about the muppets. :p

being that she's 4 I am not entirely sure she knows that being gay would have anything to do with genitalia anyway, I try to get answers from her, but she ain't talkin' :mad:


as far as I can tell, she figures that gay is when two boys or two girls are "married" and straight is when it's a boy and a girl, I think she thinks being married is about sleeping in the same bed and going to the movies together......:p She is vaguely aware of sex, but thinks it's mostly a reproductive act and that it's pretty "stupid" to do it if you aren't trying to make babies, kinda like it's stupid to cook lunch if you aren't going to eat it. She's hilarious.

No fooling, I once encountered this raving anti-gay whackjob (protesting at the Pride parade) who was going on about how Bert and Ernie are sickos and gays. The best part was when he screamed about Bert's perverted obsession with pigeons and how it was proof that the gays are all about beastiality.
there's a local preacher type man who has those rants about Teletubbies (the purple one I think) and Doodlebops because one of them is named Mo which is apparently homosexual slang?:confused: and also he wears rainbows and dances and sings! *gasp*

there's a local preacher type man who has those rants about Teletubbies (the purple one I think) and Doodlebops because one of them is named Mo which is apparently homosexual slang?:confused: and also he wears rainbows and dances and sings! *gasp*It's true - the gays have a monopoly on rainbows, dancing, and singing. *nods* If your child sings, dances, or draws a rainbow, she's a dyke.

It's true - the gays have a monopoly on rainbows, dancing, and singing. *nods* If your child sings, dances, or draws a rainbow, she's a dyke.

my entire family is gay :eek:

It's true - the gays have a monopoly on rainbows, dancing, and singing. *nods* If your child sings, dances, or draws a rainbow, she's a dyke.

Actually, that doesn't mean her little girl is a lesbian.

It means she owes us royalties for the rainbow, singing, and dancing crap. :D

Hmm...



I think you're hitting on me.

Bert and Ernie probably don't have penises. And if they do, I think that speaks more about the muppet makers than about the muppets. :pAll the CG characters in Peter Jackson's LotR have genitals. What does that say (except that it's not disney) ?

There is a certain temptation to vote for "insert object here"...

:eek:

I feel like NSG hasn't had a poll about sexual orientation in a while. So go on, pick one.

Straight

Well I fancy men but I would never ever sleep with, kiss or do anything else with a man nor would I get into a relationship with one, I don't lust after women but I can definitely see myself spending my life with one, as well as doing all the associated sexual activity that comes with that. So I dont really know how to classify myself lol

Gay, but still in the closet

Gay, but still in the closet

You are?
How is that possible, especially since you just told us? :confused:
I know you were referring to Tapao.

Well I fancy men but I would never ever sleep with, kiss or do anything else with a man nor would I get into a relationship with one, I don't lust after women but I can definitely see myself spending my life with one, as well as doing all the associated sexual activity that comes with that. So I dont really know how to classify myself lolGay, but still in the closetYou are?
How is that possible, especially since you just told us? :confused:
I know you were referring to Tapao.

To put it into context, I'm straight; I was answering Tapao

To put it into context, I'm straight; I was answering Tapao

Ever use italics?
:)

Straight. But I like my toys too..so I also like to have sex with inanimate objects.:)

Straight. But I like my toys too..so I also like to have sex with inanimate objects.:)

That's what i meant when i said there was a LARGE lie regarding the poll results. You're one of the few people to *apparently* post truthfully. :)

I feel like NSG hasn't had a poll about sexual orientation in a while. So go on, pick one.

So many people seem to think you're either BI, GAY or STRAIGHT. I would never, ever say I was straight "like an arrow", but I certainly don't consider myself bisexual, either. I think, on a scale of 1-5, 1 being straight, 5 being gay and 3 being bisexual, I'd be a 2.

Ever use italics?
:)

rarely, I find them to be hard to read, I figure if I just type something below where I've quoted someone asking a question, people will realize that I'm answering their question.