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http://www.wisn.com/news/15193608/detail.html

Wow. A molesting nun. There's something you don't see every day. :p

Wow. Now that's unusual.

Wow, she cheated on Jesus...

Wow, she cheated on Jesus...

Next on Jerry Springer: I Cheated On Jesus.

Jerry: So I understand you have a secret for your boyfriend.

Woman: Yeah, I've been cheating on him for the past few years with Bill here.

Jerry: Well let's bring out your boyfriend, Jesus!

*Jesus rushes out from backstage and tackles Bill*

Next on Jerry Springer: I Cheated On Jesus.

Jerry: So I understand you have a secret for your boyfriend.

Woman: Yeah, I've been cheating on him for the past few years with Bill here.

Jerry: Well let's bring out your boyfriend, Jesus!

*Jesus rushes out from backstage and tackles Bill* LOL!!

HAHahahaha. I never lol'd so much before.

Next on Jerry Springer: I Cheated On Jesus.

Jerry: So I understand you have a secret for your boyfriend.

Woman: Yeah, I've been cheating on him for the past few years with Bill here.

Jerry: Well let's bring out your boyfriend, Jesus!

*Jesus rushes out from backstage and tackles Bill*
It's been a while since I handed out one of these, so enjoy:

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/Pergament.jpg

http://www.wisn.com/news/15193608/detail.html

Wow. A molesting nun. There's something you don't see every day. :p

since when do guys complain about doing it with a woman?

since when do guys complain about doing it with a woman?

When it's this one:

http://www.wisn.com/2007/0109/10707964_240X180.jpg

When it's this one:

http://www.wisn.com/2007/0109/10707964_240X180.jpg

Ouch. She looks like a bulldog.

Reminds me of this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzUD2Ulam5I

When it's this one:

http://www.wisn.com/2007/0109/10707964_240X180.jpg
Article says it happened forty years ago.

http://members.cox.net/maxton/nun.jpg

It's Clobbering Time!

http://members.cox.net/maxton/nun.jpg

It's Clobbering Time!

LOL!

http://members.cox.net/maxton/nun.jpg

It's Clobbering Time!

The presence of that fist in this thread has made my buttocks clench.

Oh yeah that makes sense. When someone posts a priest abusing a girl it's "oh no evil guy!", but when a woman abuses a boy it's "haha so what?". What happened to demanding she stays in prison forever? What happened to justice? She clearly did nasty things yet from what i've seen you're joking about it, shame on you.

1 year is nowhere near enough.

Oh yeah that makes sense. When someone posts a priest abusing a girl it's "oh no evil guy!", but when a woman abuses a boy it's "haha so what?". What happened to demanding she stays in prison forever? What happened to justice? She clearly did nasty things yet from what i've seen you're joking about it, shame on you.

'cause girls can get away with anything. My (girl) friend routinely drives 40 in residential zones and she's never gotten a ticket, despite being pulled over 8+ times.

http://www.wisn.com/news/15193608/detail.html

Wow. A molesting nun. There's something you don't see every day. :p

People are always complaining that the Church doesn't treat women as equals. But this nun got away with just as much as any priest. What now, haters?

Oh yeah that makes sense. When someone posts a priest abusing a girl it's "oh no evil guy!", but when a woman abuses a boy it's "haha so what?". What happened to demanding she stays in prison forever? What happened to justice? She clearly did nasty things yet from what i've seen you're joking about it, shame on you.

Death penalty is clearly the only way these nuns will learn. I say electrocution as it simulates God Smiting them.

Next on Jerry Springer: I Cheated On Jesus.

Jerry: So I understand you have a secret for your boyfriend.

Woman: Yeah, I've been cheating on him for the past few years with Bill here.

Jerry: Well let's bring out your boyfriend, Jesus!

*Jesus rushes out from backstage and tackles Bill*
I declare you the winnar of the thread.

Next on Jerry Springer: I Cheated On Jesus.

Jerry: So I understand you have a secret for your boyfriend.

Woman: Yeah, I've been cheating on him for the past few years with Bill here.

Jerry: Well let's bring out your boyfriend, Jesus!

*Jesus rushes out from backstage and tackles Bill*

Crowd: JER-RY!! JER-RY!! JER-RY!! JER-RY!! JER-RY!!

Jesus: (looking at Steve) Hands off man, or I'll have my old man Smite you!

Jerry: But I also hear you've been doing a little extra... um... "communion" on top of your little confessional with Bill.

Woman: That's right... Bill, I'm sorry but I've been seeing someone else as well, having a crisis of faith here.

(Crowd gasps)

Jerry: Okay, before this gets too long let's bring out her other new spiritual advisor, Muhammed!

(Digitally blurred box walks out from behind stage.)

Jesus: OH NO YOU DIDN'T-

(Jesus and Bill rush Muhammed for a Triple Threat Match)

Crowd: JER-RY!! JER-RY!! JER-RY!! JER-RY!! JER-RY!!

When it's this one:

http://www.wisn.com/2007/0109/10707964_240X180.jpg

I'm sure she looked somewhat less distorted 40 years ago, but despite what broadway musicals have taught us, pretty nuns are hard to come by. :p