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NASA to Broadcast Beatles Song Across the Universe

Khadgar
01-02-2008, 22:54
Pointless, all radio and television broadcasts already leak into space.
New Mitanni
01-02-2008, 22:57
Taking the concept of stardom to a whole new level:

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,327567,00.html

Now, what other songs should NASA share with the galaxy?

My first choice: The Rolling Stones, "2000 Light-Years from Home".
Lunatic Goofballs
01-02-2008, 22:58
Taking the concept of stardom to a whole new level:

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,327567,00.html

Now, what other songs should NASA share with the galaxy?

My first choice: The Rolling Stones, "2000 Light-Years from Home".

Jimi Hendrix's 'Third Stone From The Sun'. :)
CoallitionOfTheWilling
01-02-2008, 23:01
Pointless, all radio and television broadcasts already leak into space.

Yes, but they are unfocused and thus loose strength and turn into static in the limitless static of the universe.

This, even being a waste of money, has the possibility of making it to Polaris without fading to static.
Mad hatters in jeans
01-02-2008, 23:07
All you need is love, da da dadlela.
All you need is love love, love is all you need.*insert singing melodious voice*
Conserative Morality
01-02-2008, 23:13
GASP! HOW DARE THEY! They should have put in something by Led Zepplin!
German Nightmare
01-02-2008, 23:28
We're all doomed! DOOMED!!!

(My first reaction was: "They should've picked the Stones!")
Call to power
01-02-2008, 23:35
its been done already (http://youtube.com/watch?v=wsio3uDnwm4)
Londim
02-02-2008, 00:12
I can see the headlines now:

Beatle Mania hits Uranus!
Zilam
02-02-2008, 00:20
And this is how the earth is destroyed! Aliens are going to be pissed off that we are sending some horrible sounds, and they decide to come to earth to kill us all to make it stop.

Thanks a lot NASA! :mad:
Luna Amore
02-02-2008, 01:02
I do love Paul's reaction to it.

"Well done, Nasa," he added. "Send my love to the aliens. All the best, Paul."

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7221667.stm
Ifreann
02-02-2008, 01:14
In b4 an alien race interprets this as an act of war.
JuNii
02-02-2008, 01:32
"She Bangs" by William Hung.

forgive me if I don't provide any links.
Faxanavia
02-02-2008, 02:09
And this is how the earth is destroyed! Aliens are going to be pissed off that we are sending some horrible sounds, and they decide to come to earth to kill us all to make it stop.

Thanks a lot NASA! :mad:

No. Nobody disses the Beatles on my watch!

Besides my vehement feeling that they're quite easily the greatest band ever, seems like NASA should be broadcasting something more techno-popish...
Lame Bums
02-02-2008, 02:46
Taking the concept of stardom to a whole new level:

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,327567,00.html

Now, what other songs should NASA share with the galaxy?

My first choice: The Rolling Stones, "2000 Light-Years from Home".

Unfortunately a new calculation by SETI indicates that our signals degenerate into mere static noise within two light years...so our Beatles soundtrack won't even reach the closest star... :mad:
Troglobites
02-02-2008, 02:47
The entire planet has now become the noisy neighbor.

:p
Demented Hamsters
02-02-2008, 03:06
They should send out the Final Countdown by that crap-awful euro band.




on second thoughts maybe not. We'd prob be destroyed by an alien race with good musical taste.
Lunatic Goofballs
02-02-2008, 03:11
Unfortunately a new calculation by SETI indicates that our signals degenerate into mere static noise within two light years...so our Beatles soundtrack won't even reach the closest star... :mad:

I bet Bob Marley would've gone further. It's great traveling music :)
New Mitanni
02-02-2008, 03:22
And this is how the earth is destroyed! Aliens are going to be pissed off that we are sending some horrible sounds, and they decide to come to earth to kill us all to make it stop.

Thanks a lot NASA! :mad:

That might be true if NASA had beamed Ludacris or 50 Cent or some such (c)rap. With the Beatles, more likely they'll be coming here to find out how we created such excellent music ;)
The Parkus Empire
02-02-2008, 07:45
It is now evident to me: NASA are official morons.
SaintB
02-02-2008, 07:47
Why don't they do something useful? Like breed cockroaches or test the effects of 0 gravity on pea plants?

/sarcasm
Mad hatters in jeans
02-02-2008, 16:08
It is now evident to me: NASA are official morons.

And who are the unofficial morons?
Newer Burmecia
02-02-2008, 16:24
That might be true if NASA had beamed Ludacris or 50 Cent or some such (c)rap. With the Beatles, more likely they'll be coming here to find out how we created such excellent music ;)
Or they'll lecture us about 'showing off'.
I V Stalin
02-02-2008, 16:26
Unfortunately a new calculation by SETI indicates that our signals degenerate into mere static noise within two light years...so our Beatles soundtrack won't even reach the closest star... :mad:
Now correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm fairly sure the sun is less than two light years away from us...;)
Lunatic Goofballs
02-02-2008, 16:33
Now correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm fairly sure the sun is less than two light years away from us...;)

Smartass. :p
HotRodia
02-02-2008, 16:37
"She Bangs" by William Hung.

forgive me if I don't provide any links.

I'll go a step farther and thank you for not providing any links.
I V Stalin
02-02-2008, 16:45
Smartass. :p
But of course.
Melkor Unchained
02-02-2008, 16:51
Taking the concept of stardom to a whole new level:

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,327567,00.html

Now, what other songs should NASA share with the galaxy?

My first choice: The Rolling Stones, "2000 Light-Years from Home".

I've always been of the opinion that, if aliens are to come into contact with human music, the first thing they hear should be Aretha Franklin. I don't care who you are, that's gonna sound good. You only get one chance to make a first impression, after all :D
Rhursbourg
02-02-2008, 18:00
should of been Hey Mr Spaceman by the Byrds

http://youtube.com/watch?v=kya3dUi6ceI
Hydesland
02-02-2008, 18:08
Jimi Hendrix's 'Third Stone From The Sun'. :)

Absolutely! That is by far the best song to get high too, and will probably have the rest of the universe as high as a kite as soon as this psychedelic madness reaches them.
German Nightmare
02-02-2008, 18:09
And this is how the earth is destroyed! Aliens are going to be pissed off that we are sending some horrible sounds, and they decide to come to earth to kill us all to make it stop.

Thanks a lot NASA! :mad:
"Let's tune into Earth."
"Mmh. Okay." *manipulates dials*

#Horrible sounds#

"Gah! That's it - turn it off. No, better, destroy it!"
"Mmh. Okay." *manipulates dials*
I bet Bob Marley would've gone further. It's great traveling music :)
Hooray for Bob!
And who are the unofficial morons?
*looks around the threadroom*
Now correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm fairly sure the sun is less than two light years away from us...;)
And I'm glad it is!
I've always been of the opinion that, if aliens are to come into contact with human music, the first thing they hear should be Aretha Franklin. I don't care who you are, that's gonna sound good. You only get one chance to make a first impression, after all :D
Unless, of course, we're talking Klingons. I sincerely doubt that Klingons wouldn't prefer some Slayer.
New Mitanni
02-02-2008, 18:23
I've always been of the opinion that, if aliens are to come into contact with human music, the first thing they hear should be Aretha Franklin. I don't care who you are, that's gonna sound good. You only get one chance to make a first impression, after all :D

R-E-S-P-E-C-T! :D
Todsboro
02-02-2008, 18:43
Can you imagine the royalties that the Beatles must be getting from this?

Do you think the fallout from the royalty dispute could cause the Universe to go on strike?

Ringo, you magnificent Bastard...:p
ColaDrinkers
02-02-2008, 19:02
I fear it's only a matter of time before the RIAA finds these aliens and sues them. Poor aliens. :(
JuNii
02-02-2008, 19:25
Pointless, all radio and television broadcasts already leak into space.

there is a point.

to show other life forms that our music is better than this (http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/) and this (http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/kenya/).

:p
Gun Manufacturers
02-02-2008, 22:19
They should send out the Final Countdown by that crap-awful euro band.




on second thoughts maybe not. We'd prob be destroyed by an alien race with good musical taste.

Europe was the name of the band.
Mad hatters in jeans
02-02-2008, 22:37
Erm i know my knowledge on Space-sound travel is limited, but i thought sound can't travel in space as there's no sound in it at all? So why bother playing music to space? is it something to do with radio frequencies that can travel in space and could be picked up by possible radio transmitters?:confused:
JuNii
02-02-2008, 22:51
Erm i know my knowledge on Space-sound travel is limited, but i thought sound can't travel in space as there's no sound in it at all? So why bother playing music to space? is it something to do with radio frequencies that can travel in space and could be picked up by possible radio transmitters?:confused:

BEM's need music for their iPODS as well.

That's why. NASA is trying to be the Napster for Aliens. ;)

Radio waves can travel through space. it just degrades the farther it goes.

how do you think images from the probes get back to Earth?
Mad hatters in jeans
02-02-2008, 23:05
BEM's need music for their iPODS as well.

That's why. NASA is trying to be the Napster for Aliens. ;)

Radio waves can travel through space. it just degrades the farther it goes.

how do you think images from the probes get back to Earth?

I suppose the probes could deliver a canister containing the microchip the photos are saved to, then fire it towards earth when the right trajectory comes along. Or the probes could use a certain type of light that could contain information that could be transmitted across space, maybe?
Tmutarakhan
03-02-2008, 23:06
Unfortunately a new calculation by SETI indicates that our signals degenerate into mere static noise within two light years...so our Beatles soundtrack won't even reach the closest star... :mad:

That's if the signal is going out in all directions indiscriminately. NASA is sending a tightly focussed maser beam that should disperse much less.

The "Pioneer" spacecraft was carrying a Chuck Berry recording, but it would require incredible luck for any alien to intercept the craft.
Demented Hamsters
04-02-2008, 07:11
Europe was the name of the band.
hey, I was 2/3 of the way there.
personally I'd be ashamed to admit I knew the name of that band.
Cannot think of a name
04-02-2008, 07:47
Other songs-

Astronomy Domine (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M-UtlpvBWk) Pink Floyd

Space Oddity (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D67kmFzSh_o&feature=related) David Bowie

Major Tom (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1Hs2AQwDgA) - Peter Schilling

and, of course...

William Shatner's version (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvQwXOCKNLY&feature=related) of Rocket Man...

Of course this might give them the impression that our space men are not very good at space travel but are very introspective about it, but I think that might play into our hands...
Trollgaard
04-02-2008, 07:54
How Lame.