NationStates Jolt Archive

I'll start off with my allie Ideka's favorite

The infamous crotch demon

hides in the crotches of some female humans

has been known to dismember and devour anything that ventures to close

:rolleyes:

and no Ideka
I have not found out if your reports are true

all fun n games

Taking pork over the Pali (the Mountains here) will cause your car to stall out until you get rid of the pork. going around the mountain with pork, however, is ok.

I'll start off with my allie Ideka's favorite

The infamous crotch demon

hides in the crotches of some female humans

has been known to dismember and devour anything that ventures to close

:rolleyes:

and no Ideka
I have not found out if your reports are true

all fun n games

Yeah, that goes way back. Almost 2 years:O. Shocking.

pork...
*snickers*

Hahaha! Good one.
I lost two fingers to crotch demon!

And why pork?

pork...
*snickers*

There's a myth that if you are buttsecksed to death by a clown, you will rise as a clown yourself the very next night.

In France, a man tried to kill himself by jumping off a cliff with a noose around his neck. He also set himself on fire and drank some poison. He carried with him a gun to shoot him self with.
When he shot, the bullet missed and severed the rope. He then pluned into the ocean which put out the flame. The salt water gagged him and he threw up the poison.He was pulled from the ocean by a fisher.
He died from hypothermia.

oh you had them replaced after that how? why?
*cringes*

:sniper:

hope it doesnt rain tomorrow I might drop by for a short visit nik

Doc says i got to go to skewl tom.

Due to my insanity I believe that there really is such a thing as an honest politician.

And why pork?
from Wiki (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Folklore_in_Hawaii).

Carrying pork over the Nuuanu Pali
Local folklore on the island of Oahu says that one should never carry pork over the Pali Highway connecting Honolulu and Windward Oahu. The stories vary, but the classic legend is that if one carries pork of any kind over the old Pali road (not the modern pali highway) by automobile, the automobile would stop at a certain point on the way and not re-start until the pork is removed from the vehicle.

Some versions of the story require the pork to be raw; other versions say that this happens after dark.

In some versions, a white dog will appear at the time the automobile stalls, and you must feed the pork to the dog to proceed.

This legend has its roots in ancient Hawaiian mythology. According to legend, the Hawaiian volcano goddess Pele and the demigod Kamapua‘ (a half-man-half-pig) had a turbulent relationship, and the two agreed not to visit each other. If one takes pork over the Pali, the legend goes, one is symbolically taking a piece of Kamapua‘a from one side to the other, and it is said that Pele would stop that from happening.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukqzcC_jf_0

Saying MacBeth is bad luck and only by doing as the actors do can one be saved. :D

Several years ago Japan had a Prime Minister who had a reputation for not being the brightest fellow, Mr. Mori. The G8 summit was held in Okinawa, and Mori's English skills were not up to snuff. He was coached in a little small talk, including the following:
How are you?
I'm fine thank you. And you?
Me too.

So, upon meeting President Clinton, Mori made a minor mistake and asked "Who are you?" Clinton, thinking it was a joke, replied "I'm Hillary's husband." To which Mori, not quite getting it, said "Me too."

There's a myth that if you are buttsecksed to death by a clown, you will rise as a clown yourself the very next night.

Does the buttsecksed smell carry over to the next night too?

Does the buttsecksed smell carry over to the next night too?

Not sure. Wanna test it? ;)

Not sure. Wanna test it? ;)

Lol, I am sure you could find a willing participant around here somewhere. I do expect a report on my desk first thing in the morning.

I will have no part in this investigation this is implorable!:eek:

I will have no part in this investigation this is implorable!:eek:

Implorable indeed. :D

Not sure. Wanna test it? ;)

Oh my! Look at that! I dropped my soap. -bends over-

:p

Oh my! Look at that! I dropped my soap. -bends over-

:p

Useless without pics. :p

carlsbadia carvenia has no use for this research

unless found to be true in which case we can weaponize the clown buttsects curse

There's an urban myth that urban myths are true...