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Yes, call me crazy, but I have recently been considering the idea of allowing women to vote. I've heard that in far away countries like Saudi Arabia, where tolerance to women and female rights are extremely high in comparison to the west, women are in fact allowed to vote... But imagine the same here. Would you feel comfortable living under the rule of someone who was partially brought to power by women? Surely, the strenuous thought and activities which come alongside picking a voter could make women forget their main duty in life, and become barren? Believe it or not, the repercussions to such actions would be plentiful. It is also believed that major thought processes, which females are unfamiliar with, could be the cause of the disease "lesbianism" - although there is some claims that this is just a symptom of dementia. A wise woman once said "I don't know, ask a man." This is the mentality all women in our countries should follow, and it would be a major blight on our countries if women were to start forming individual views. Have your say - but females... Please refrain unless given permission by your husband.

This is either very poor sarcasm (women can vote in the West, you moon-calf) or obnoxious trolling. Either way, I am not impressed.

This satire needs some work...

This is an original and interesting OP.

this is not the RP forum. :p

Crazy, but in a new kind of a way.
I voted for all of them, because i'm democratic.;)
Dementia=Lesbianism? lol very much.:D
good humour. i like.

This one is confused. He wants to laugh, but finds himself unable to do so.

Yes, call me crazy, but I have recently been considering the idea of allowing women to vote. I've heard that in far away countries like Saudi Arabia, where tolerance to women and female rights are extremely high in comparison to the west, women are in fact allowed to vote... But imagine the same here. Would you feel comfortable living under the rule of someone who was partially brought to power by women? Surely, the strenuous thought and activities which come alongside picking a voter could make women forget their main duty in life, and become barren? Believe it or not, the repercussions to such actions would be plentiful. It is also believed that major thought processes, which females are unfamiliar with, could be the cause of the disease "lesbianism" - although there is some claims that this is just a symptom of dementia. A wise woman once said "I don't know, ask a man." This is the mentality all women in our countries should follow, and it would be a major blight on our countries if women were to start forming individual views. Have your say - but females... Please refrain unless given permission by your husband.

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/b/bf/Lolwutpear.jpg

They should be forced at gunpoint to vote.
It's the only way they'll learn, I tell ya!

Its like I want to think its just being satirical, but I'm not sure.....

http://www.boomspeed.com/looonatic/we_interrupt.wav

:)

I chuckled when I got to - A wise woman once said "I don't know, ask a man." :p

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/8679/ondarcherft0.jpg
Women cant vote in the US.

Possible responses:

1) What about Transvestites/Transsexuals?
2) lol Chauvinism
3) Quiet, man-bitch. *Slap*

I've always heard that nonsense when it comes to raising questions about women's rights in Islamic states. They always point out some female leader or another.

There were Queen's that ruled the Western kingdoms, but that didn't change the fact that women couldn't vote, own property or possess rights. Only true idiots try and say that a female leader is evidence of women's rights because obviously they have never even looked at the reasons, yet will cite the office itself as evidence.

http://www.boomspeed.com/looonatic/we_interrupt.wav

:)

AHHH you've used that before! Either that or it's groundhog day again.
What day is groundhog day?
(one day later)
What day is groundhog day?
(one day later)
What day is groundhog day?
(another day later)
What day is groundhog day?
(another day later)
What day is... oh i've fell in love with a baked potato! yay no more grounhog day!:D
(another day later)
What day is groundhog day?

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I vote that this thread be closed. Fortunately, I'm a man so my vote actually counts.

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