NationStates Jolt Archive


Faith Fighter!

Hamilay
26-01-2008, 02:14
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the most epic game evar.

http://theflashgames.blogspot.com/2008/01/faith-fighter.html

Budai and Ganesha are strong but have poor special moves. This will probably start a flame war, but Muhammad pwns all.
Kryozerkia
26-01-2008, 02:27
Damn smarmy little bastard beat me up! That's it... Jesus, you're a bad son! You're grounded! :D

Muhammad was an easy target, so was Buddha. Jesus was bad and he hit daddy one too many times with that damn dove.
Java-Minang
26-01-2008, 02:53
I won using Nabyy Muhammad! Fire was my natural allies, and I won againts all of them using fire...
Xiscapia
26-01-2008, 03:00
OMG that was so fun! This is definitly going into my favorites.
Infinite Revolution
26-01-2008, 03:07
thanks for posting this, i stumbled on it the other day and wanted to search for it earlier today for GM but couldn't remember for the life of me what it was called.
New Manvir
26-01-2008, 03:09
That. Is. AWESOME!

I was god, I beat Jesus but Mohammed kicked my ass...
Knights of Liberty
26-01-2008, 03:28
I chose Genesha.

I laughed my ass off when I got to the end and saw Xenu.


Than I chose him and kicked everyones ass
Wilgrove
26-01-2008, 03:32
I beat everyone as God, even Xenu!
Kyronea
26-01-2008, 03:50
I laughed my ass off when I got to the end and saw Xenu.



Yeah, that was pretty funny.
Java-Minang
26-01-2008, 04:08
IF only it can play multi-online...
LEt's compete!
Fortuna_Fortes_Juvat
26-01-2008, 22:06
I beat everyone as God, even Xenu!

As did I. I also couln't seem to make the special attacks work. If they did, it was ny sheer dumb luck.
Wilgrove
26-01-2008, 22:16
As did I. I also couln't seem to make the special attacks work. If they did, it was ny sheer dumb luck.

I think you're supposed to hold down the arrow keys and then press the space bar.
Eureka Australis
26-01-2008, 23:56
As did I. I also couln't seem to make the special attacks work. If they did, it was ny sheer dumb luck.

I got the holy ghost one working, but it's all I could remember in the battle.
Lunatic Goofballs
27-01-2008, 00:14
I beat the game with Jesus. I would have gone undefeated, but Budai handed me one loss.

You can't beat the J-man! :D
Wilgrove
27-01-2008, 00:15
I beat the game with Jesus. I would have gone undefeated, but Budai handed me one loss.

You can't beat the J-man! :D

Please, I bet the J-Man with GOD! God gave the J-Man a massive spanking! :D
JuNii
27-01-2008, 00:18
xenu's nuclear bomb comes in handy.:p
JuNii
27-01-2008, 00:25
As did I. I also couln't seem to make the special attacks work. If they did, it was ny sheer dumb luck.

the special attacks depend on which side you're facing. if you're facing the other way, you need to reverse the buttons.
Soyut
27-01-2008, 00:44
buddha is overpowered imo
Eureka Australis
27-01-2008, 00:51
buddha is overpowered imo
I actually found him hard to play, apart from the wheel I didn't really do anything else, what do enlightenment and nirvana actually do?
Darknovae
27-01-2008, 01:00
I won as Buddha. I lost a round against Jesus, but I beat Xenu. This is AWESOME!
Londim
27-01-2008, 01:01
I just kept punching the opponents. An effective way to beat the others.
Soyut
27-01-2008, 01:06
I actually found him hard to play, apart from the wheel I didn't really do anything else, what do enlightenment and nirvana actually do?

enlightment give you back a little bit of life and nirvana is kind of like a force feild. I just spammed the wheel though
Eureka Australis
27-01-2008, 01:08
enlightment give you back a little bit of life and nirvana is kind of like a force feild. I just spammed the wheel though
Yeah even if they block you can keep doing it until they are KO'ed.
Soyut
27-01-2008, 01:47
Has anybody seen this? Everyone need to watch this. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Xb05KKJC2o&feature=related)
Khadgar
27-01-2008, 02:09
Beat it with Buddha, had a couple flawless victories (including round 1 vs Xenu), lost once to God. Well one round.
JuNii
27-01-2008, 04:07
ultimate combo. Xenu's freeze ray followed by a nuke. time it right and you can freeze your opponent again just as he's standing up.

if they get close, keep punching. do enough damage then they jump back, giving you room to Freeze and burn em.
Jayate
27-01-2008, 04:10
I must admit...this game is pretty accurate.

And as a religious man myself, it's not offensive.
Hamilay
27-01-2008, 04:20
enlightment give you back a little bit of life and nirvana is kind of like a force feild. I just spammed the wheel though

Nirvana is like the pillar of fire and Muhammad's 'fire', the close range damage attack. IMO it had way too many buttons to press, so I didn't really like it.
Wawavia
27-01-2008, 04:23
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the most epic game evar.

http://theflashgames.blogspot.com/2008/01/faith-fighter.html

Budai and Ganesha are strong but have poor special moves. This will probably start a flame war, but Muhammad pwns all.

"YEAH WE'RE IRREVERENT! But the censored version uhh... Blurs out Muhammad's face, so not really." :rolleyes:
Maineiacs
27-01-2008, 04:35
The special moves don't work.
JuNii
27-01-2008, 04:40
The special moves don't work.

you have to tap slow. pretend you're using a slower computer.
Fall of Empire
27-01-2008, 04:41
The special moves don't work.

Yeah they do, at least for Muhammed. It's just difficult and takes repeated attempts. It's more worth it just to punch them into oblivion.
Soyut
27-01-2008, 05:01
I must admit...this game is pretty accurate.

And as a religious man myself, it's not offensive.

Yeah, I like how Budai is always smiling. And Ganesha is always on one leg. The guy who made this game knew his facts.
Conserative Morality
27-01-2008, 05:17
Pretty neat game, I beat everyone with Jesus!:) The only problem is punching the enemy again and again works better than the special attacks. Still fun though!
Andaras
27-01-2008, 06:12
Pretty neat game, I beat everyone with Jesus!:) The only problem is punching the enemy again and again works better than the special attacks. Still fun though!

Not always, near the top when you fact Budai or God they will block and then hit you down in the corner.
Gauthier
29-01-2008, 10:33
A shame the FSM is only a cameo and not an actual character :D
Java-Minang
28-02-2008, 13:00
8Bump8
Ifreann
28-02-2008, 13:24
This has become the past time of choice for people with laptops in boring lectures round these parts. Fun stuff. Xenu's ice gun is sweet, especially when you follow it up with an H-bomb.
Non Aligned States
28-02-2008, 14:28
A shame the FSM is only a cameo and not an actual character :D

FSM would win everytime. A total lack of a skeletal structure and rigid body shape has to account for something when the favored attack is a punch.

Although Xenu's hydrogen bomb would be tricky to get around.
Nanatsu no Tsuki
28-02-2008, 15:03
Sorry, but with a thread title like that, this comes to mind:

http://img127.imageshack.us/img127/7863/godlady9mb.jpg
THE GOD-WARRIOR!!!
Dontletmedown
28-02-2008, 17:42
Great game! Alot of fun! Loved it!
The_pantless_hero
28-02-2008, 17:55
Cartoon network did it first.

http://www.adultswim.com/games/biblefight/
Bright Capitalism
29-02-2008, 11:49
I pwnd all with GANESHA! His overhead axe attack is a killer. Flawless victories all the way through, though XENU was a tough one :D
Free United States
29-02-2008, 16:03
I won using Nabyy Muhammad! Fire was my natural allies, and I won againts all of them using fire...

THe awesomest part was how Mohammed shouted, "Allah Akhbar," everytime I won.