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Simple, which do you like better, string cheese, or squirt cheese?
I personally am going to have to go with squirt cheese.

Squirt, but not for eating.

I don't like cheese. I don't like squirt or string cheese, either.

there is a difference?

I've hated squirt cheese ever since I went on a 20 mile hike and left all my food at home, surviving on nothing but the squirt cheese bottle I found in my pocket. FUCK SQUIRT CHEESE

I hate putting squirt cheese anywhere near my mouth, it's disgusting, I only voted for it because it's fun to squirt at people.:p

Um... real cheese, please?

You're right, real cheese is definitely better than either if these options. I just wanted to see which one people hated more.

Um... real cheese, please?

String cheese for eating.

Squirt cheese for using as a weapon.

If you have to spray it from a can, it is NOT CHEESE. It is probably something called "processed cheese food" which tastes rather like a moldy rubber eraser and is thus not fit for human consumption.

Indeed, but highly fit for tormenting your friends.


Edit: Holy crap, I just timewarped a mod. Is that against the rules?

If you have to spray it from a can, it is NOT CHEESE. It is probably something called "processed cheese food" which tastes rather like a moldy rubber eraser and is thus not fit for human consumption.

I have never had squirt cheese and cheese strings are tasteless.

Squirt, but not for eating.

Exactly.

I voted string though.

If you're stoned enough, cheese that sprays from a can is entertaining. Not good, but again, if you're stoned enough you don't care. It tastes like liquid salt.

Indeed, but highly fit for tormenting your friends.


Edit: Holy crap, I just timewarped a mod. Is that against the rules?

Timewarp? How do you do that?
Also, string cheese! woo!!!

Timewarp? How do you do that?
Also, string cheese! woo!!!

Read my post. You'll notice the quote comes from the post after mine, made my Katganistan. I didn't go back and edit that quote into there, I actually posted after her.

Read my post. You'll notice the quote comes from the post after mine, made my Katganistan. I didn't go back and edit that quote into there, I actually posted after her.

I see that, but how did your post get above that one?
edit:Oh, I get it!! don't answer the annoying crazy guy's question!!! I thought people were more tolerant here!
edit2: and now you've gone offline to avoid me!!! Well, 2 can play at that game!! Now i'm logging out! HA!
edit3: never mind the other edits. thanks for the info.

neither are cheese, but i guess cheese strings are more like the real thing

I find squirt cheese offensive.

I find squirt cheese offensive.

Offensive???:confused: Why???

Offensive???:confused: Why???

Sigh.

I see that, but how did your post get above that one?
edit:Oh, I get it!! don't answer the annoying crazy guy's question!!! I thought people were more tolerant here!
edit2: and now you've gone offline to avoid me!!! Well, 2 can play at that game!! Now i'm logging out! HA!

Actually, I went to take a shower and then noticed that my housemate was watching something on Animal Planet, so I watched Animal Planet with her for a while.

What was your question? How it got above Kat's post? It's a weird thing the Jolt server does. I'm not a programmer or much of anything but a user of technology, so I really don't know how it works.

String cheese. Or, if I can get stick cheese, I like CoJack.

Let me give my answer in a series of images and captions:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d3/Blue_Stilton_Quarter_Front.jpg/180px-Blue_Stilton_Quarter_Front.jpg
this is cheese.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/d/d1/Easy_cheese2.jpg/180px-Easy_cheese2.jpg
this is not cheese.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/44/Vacherin_du_haut_Doubs.jpg/180px-Vacherin_du_haut_Doubs.jpg
this is cheese.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b9/String_cheese_stick.jpg/250px-String_cheese_stick.jpg
this is not cheese.

understand? Good.

Simple, which do you like better, string cheese, or squirt cheese?
I personally am going to have to go with squirt cheese.

I've never eaten squirt cheese, if it comes from a can I don't consider it cheese. I haven't seen string cheese, so I don't know about that.

Squirt, but not for eating.

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Offensive???:confused: Why???

Same reason as Bender.

String cheese is real cheese, usually. Squirt cheese is processed velveeta-like stuff. So, I'd go with the string.

chocklet nufchatelle.

squirt cheese sounds like something i REALLY don't want to know. i have vissions of something like "edible" arosaul stickeystrings, several steps down from even velvita, and THAT stuff is used for rat poisen arround here.

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Cheese in a can.... that sounds gross. I'll go with string cheese.

Simple, which do you like better, string cheese, or squirt cheese?

Uh? What's that?

Let me give my answer in a series of images and captions:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/d/d1/Easy_cheese2.jpg/180px-Easy_cheese2.jpg
this is not cheese.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b9/String_cheese_stick.jpg/250px-String_cheese_stick.jpg
this is not cheese.

understand? Good.

Thanks. And QFT.

Neither i'll go with solid cheese that doesn't taste like rubber, as much as i like rubbers i wouldn't buy them to eat. I'd nick someone else's.
Proper cheese, like say, Dutch or i forget but proper cheese is better.
Your poll lacks options, so i don't fill it in. So there.:)

If you have to spray it from a can, it is NOT CHEESE. It is probably something called "processed cheese food" which tastes rather like a moldy rubber eraser and is thus not fit for human consumption.

I think it's intended for cheese consumption. Like how cat food is what you feed to cats. I've never kept cheese around long enough that it indicated that it was hungry, but if I did I think I'd want to have some cheese food on hand.

Cheese in a can? What will they think of next, salted beef in a tin?:D

Is this for real or is it a euphemism?
:)

I think it's real, but it can easily be a euphemism, urgh squirt cheese, my stomach is reeling already.

Simple, which do you like better, string cheese, or squirt cheese?
I personally am going to have to go with squirt cheese.

Is this for real or is it a euphemism?
:)

Simple, which do you like better, string cheese, or squirt cheese?
I personally am going to have to go with squirt cheese.

Ugh... I wouldn't eat either. And neither of them is "cheese".

Is this some kind of American joke to fool non-natives a bit like Australian drop-bears?

This isn't what I thought this topic was about.

Is this some kind of American joke to fool non-natives a bit like Australian drop-bears?

Are they similar to drop scones?

Are they similar to drop scones?

Ssshhhh don't tell the foreigners about our lovely drop scones.

Ssshhhh don't tell the foreigners about our lovely drop scones.

Gahhhh sorry, sorry!