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I was beaten up today.

Chumblywumbly
23-01-2008, 02:38
Madness, trolling or suicide-by-mod?

You decide!!

Edit: Worst. Threadjack. Ever.
Eureka Australis
23-01-2008, 02:38
Today Negroids, Hispanics and other races invaded my neighborhood, they shot our dog, burnt our house down and raped our children, they murdered and pillaged, stealing from the good and reasonable white folk like myself. They chanted 'allu ackbar' and other communist slogans. One said that they hit me because I was white. So my question is to the blacks: Why do you hate my freedoms and my whiteness?
Zilam
23-01-2008, 02:40
Today Negroids, Hispanics and other races invaded my neighborhood, they shot our dog, burnt our house down and raped our children, they murdered and pillaged, stealing from the good and reasonable white folk like myself. They chanted 'allu ackbar' and other communist slogans. One said that they hit me because I was white. So my question is to the blacks: Why do you hate my freedoms and my whiteness?

Damn those minorities and their ability to turn perfectly reasonable, and superior white men, into disgusting filthy trolls, wanting to end their lives via mod.
Barringtonia
23-01-2008, 02:41
Today Negroids, Hispanics and other races invaded my neighborhood, they shot our dog, burnt our house down and raped our children, they murdered and pillaged, stealing from the good and reasonable white folk like myself. They chanted 'allu ackbar' and other communist slogans. One said that they hit me because I was white. So my question is to the blacks: Why do you hate my freedoms and my whiteness?

I think they hate your interminably long, jargon-laden posts.

I'm more surprised it's not a daily occurrence.

:)

In before the lock.
Lunatic Goofballs
23-01-2008, 02:43
Today Negroids, Hispanics and other races invaded my neighborhood, they shot our dog, burnt our house down and raped our children, they murdered and pillaged, stealing from the good and reasonable white folk like myself. They chanted 'allu ackbar' and other communist slogans. One said that they hit me because I was white. So my question is to the blacks: Why do you hate my freedoms and my whiteness?

they just told you it was because you are white to save your feelings.

They did it because you smell like butt. *nod*
The Vuhifellian States
23-01-2008, 02:43
Madness, trolling or suicide-by-mod?

You decide!!

Edit: Worst. Threadjack. Ever.

Ooh, but I want to see the next round of "NSG-Troll Idol"! I'm gonna' have to vote for 'suicide-by-mod'.

On another note, you have a fun-sounding name.
The Atlantian islands
23-01-2008, 02:47
You're so bad that you don't even suck ass, but ass sucks you.
Kontor
23-01-2008, 02:48
Today Negroids, Hispanics and other races invaded my neighborhood, they shot our dog, burnt our house down and raped our children, they murdered and pillaged, stealing from the good and reasonable white folk like myself. They chanted 'allu ackbar' and other communist slogans. One said that they hit me because I was white. So my question is to the blacks: Why do you hate my freedoms and my whiteness?

They hate you because of your many many buzz-words and doubletype. *nod*
South Lizasauria
23-01-2008, 02:48
Today Negroids, Hispanics and other races invaded my neighborhood, they shot our dog, burnt our house down and raped our children, they murdered and pillaged, stealing from the good and reasonable white folk like myself. They chanted 'allu ackbar' and other communist slogans. One said that they hit me because I was white. So my question is to the blacks: Why do you hate my freedoms and my whiteness?

Because those freedoms were ours until the white people stole them. Don't worry China will save us! For the Overmind! :D
Vetalia
23-01-2008, 02:48
Obviously, the JEWS are involved.

Eureka Australis= 15 letters
WTC7+The Pentagon= 15 letters
Osama Bin Laden+GWB= 15 letters

COINCIDENCE???
Chumblywumbly
23-01-2008, 02:50
On another note, you have a fun-sounding name.
Thank you kindly.

It’s courtesy of a Mr. Alan Partridge (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7rTk8Vihe0&feature=related).
Soheran
23-01-2008, 02:51
COINCIDENCE???

Jewish + evil + plots, also....

Edit: And reactionary + lies.
Vetalia
23-01-2008, 02:57
Jewish + evil + plots, also....

Edit: And reactionary + lies.

You forgot the COINCIDENCE??? tag. That makes any viewpoint legitimate.
Kalmurstan
23-01-2008, 02:57
You're so bad that you don't even suck ass, but ass sucks you.

I think we may have somehow wound up in Soviet Russia...
OceanDrive2
23-01-2008, 02:58
Obviously, the JEWS are involved.

Eureka Australis= 15 letters
WTC7+The Pentagon= 15 letters
Osama Bin Laden+GWB= 15 letters

COINCIDENCE???he didnt talk about Jews.. but you bringing that subject reminds me of: the Israeli ambassador saying "we are the white sisters amid the yellow race of Asia."
Soheran
23-01-2008, 02:58
You forgot the COINCIDENCE??? tag. That makes any viewpoint legitimate.

I was not doubting you--rather, supporting your highly convincing thesis.
The Vuhifellian States
23-01-2008, 03:00
I think we may have somehow wound up in Soviet Russia...

In Soviet Russia, we somehow wounds you!
The Atlantian islands
23-01-2008, 03:01
I think we may have somehow wound up in Soviet Russia...
Well, let's retrace our steps and see if we can deduce that we actually did, in fact, wind up in Soviet Russia.

EA sucks so much ass, that ass does in fact suck him. The Soviet Union naturally also sucked ass, but there, ass sucked you.

Thus the EA sucks the Soviet Union's ass while it sucks him.
The Atlantian islands
23-01-2008, 03:02
In Soviet Russia, we somehow wounds you!

I lol'd.
Trotskylvania
23-01-2008, 03:03
Madness, trolling or suicide-by-mod?

You decide!!

Edit: Worst. Threadjack. Ever.

Madness?! THIS IS NSG!
Kalmurstan
23-01-2008, 03:05
In Soviet Russia, we somehow wounds you!

Well, let's retrace our steps and see if we can deduce that we actually did, in fact, wind up in Soviet Russia.

EA sucks so much ass, that ass does in fact suck him. The Soviet Union naturally also sucked ass, but there, ass sucked you.

Thus the EA sucks the Soviet Union's ass while it sucks him.

I lol'd hard, so hard I may have woken the house-mates. That'll be fun to explain, they already think I'm a Communist spy (no, one of them really does), so news that I even mentioned the Soviet Union will get him running around yelling conspiracy.
Eureka Australis
23-01-2008, 03:05
I don't think this is a laughing matter, how will we white people uphold a future for our children if roving Muslim Communist negroid hordes are permitted to control our streets!?!
Kalmurstan
23-01-2008, 03:06
I don't think this is a laughing matter, how will we white people uphold a future for our children is roving Muslim Communist negroid hordes are permitted to control our streets!?!

We give them delicious cake!
OceanDrive2
23-01-2008, 03:07
Madness?! THIS IS NSG!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7qKD-Ph7ds

:D :D :cool: :D
The Vuhifellian States
23-01-2008, 03:08
I lol'd hard, so hard I may have woken the house-mates. That'll be fun to explain, they already think I'm a Communist spy (no, one of them really does), so news that I even mentioned the Soviet Union will get him running around yelling conspiracy.

CONSPIRACY...has ten letters. No Jewey conspiracy there.

Also, fuck cake, pie is better!
Barringtonia
23-01-2008, 03:11
I don't think this is a laughing matter, how will we white people uphold a future for our children is roving Muslim Communist negroid hordes are permitted to control our streets!?!

is - should be 'if'.
Trotskylvania
23-01-2008, 03:15
We give them delicious cake!

The Cake is a lie!
The Parkus Empire
23-01-2008, 03:15
http://www.creativepro.com/img/story/20050822_fg7.jpg
Kalmurstan
23-01-2008, 03:15
The Cake is a lie!

Damn, no fooling you :p
Fall of Empire
23-01-2008, 03:16
CONSPIRACY...has ten letters. No Jewey conspiracy there.

Also, fuck cake, pie is better!

No, but JEWS' CONSPIRACYS has 15 letters. And muffins kick pie's ass any day of the week. And the weekend too, for that matter.
Big Jim P
23-01-2008, 03:21
As an offshoot of the Fossils thread: In my day we at least had quality racist trolls. Now look what we have: not even second rate. On the trolling OR the racism.

*Is saddened by the current state of NSG:(*
JuNii
23-01-2008, 03:28
Today Negroids, Hispanics and other races invaded my neighborhood, they shot our dog, burnt our house down and raped our children, they murdered and pillaged, stealing from the good and reasonable white folk like myself. They chanted 'allu ackbar' and other communist slogans. One said that they hit me because I was white. So my question is to the blacks: Why do you hate my freedoms and my whiteness?:rolleyes:

... can you provide a link to the news where this happened?

after all, such display of violence would have every station clamoring to cover it.

or are the... what did you call them? "Muslim Communist negroid hordes"? already in control of the media?
Kalmurstan
23-01-2008, 03:29
:rolleyes:

... can you provide a link to the news where this happened?

after all, such display of violence would have every station clamoring to cover it.

or are the... what did you call them? "Muslim Communist negroid hordes"? already in control of the media?

Already??? Damn, it's worse than I thought. Looks like it's off into the fortified basement for me. I'll have to make sure I take my trusty tin-foil hat with me, if they control the airwaves they can control your mind. I think setting my alarm for 2020 should give this time to blow over... I wonder what kind of world it will be when I get out again :D
Barringtonia
23-01-2008, 03:32
As an offshoot of the Fossils thread: In my day we at least had quality racist trolls. Now look what we have: not even second rate. On the trolling OR the racism.

*Is saddened by the current state of NSG:(*

I don't think this is really trolling, I think EA is just making a comment on threads that feature random stories that are really just means of stating that [insert whatever group] is overall inferior and out to oppress white people.

It's not a great effort to be sure, but it's not trolling either - it is, however, spam.

EDIT: ...but you knew that already :)
Fall of Empire
23-01-2008, 03:34
As an offshoot of the Fossils thread: In my day we at least had quality racist trolls. Now look what we have: not even second rate. On the trolling OR the racism.

*Is saddened by the current state of NSG:(*

He's not, he's more or less mocking a girl who said she was beated up by an Aboriginal.
The Vuhifellian States
23-01-2008, 03:34
awww... I wanted to see if he would take the bait...

How can I get my Master Baiter merit badge now? :p

Go catch a fish, boy scout! :D
Trotskylvania
23-01-2008, 03:35
:rolleyes:

... can you provide a link to the news where this happened?

after all, such display of violence would have every station clamoring to cover it.

or are the... what did you call them? "Muslim Communist negroid hordes"? already in control of the media?

Sarcasm is a whole lot less fun when people think you're serious
JuNii
23-01-2008, 03:36
Already??? Damn, it's worse than I thought. Looks like it's off into the fortified basement for me. I'll have to make sure I take my trusty tin-foil hat with me, if they control the airwaves they can control your mind. I think setting my alarm for 2020 should give this time to blow over... I wonder what kind of world it will be when I get out again :D

psst... tin-foil actually amplifies the wave. you need lead lined Aluminum foil. :cool:
Kalmurstan
23-01-2008, 03:36
psst... tin-foil actually amplifies the wave. you need lead lined Aluminum foil. :cool:

Lies! You're one of those fellows who travels by black helicopter aren't you? Admit it! I'm on to you! *squints*
JuNii
23-01-2008, 03:37
Sarcasm is a whole lot less fun when people think you're serious

awww... I wanted to see if he would take the bait...

How can I get my Master Baiter merit badge now? :p
Barringtonia
23-01-2008, 03:39
awww... I wanted to see if he would take the bait...

How can I get my Master Baiter merit badge now? :p

I think you master bait enough, you'll go blind if you're not careful.
Eureka Australis
23-01-2008, 03:42
or are the... what did you call them? "Muslim Communist negroid hordes"? already in control of the media?
Yes.
Trotskylvania
23-01-2008, 03:43
awww... I wanted to see if he would take the bait...

How can I get my Master Baiter merit badge now? :p

I'm sure you'll be able to yank something togeter...
JuNii
23-01-2008, 03:45
I'm sure you'll be able to yank something togeter...

but will I be able to pull it off?
Do I want to pull it off?
:eek:
Trotskylvania
23-01-2008, 03:48
but will I be able to pull it off?
Do I want to pull it off?
:eek:

I'm sure you've got it beat right off.
Silly wanker
:p
Soheran
23-01-2008, 03:49
I'm sure you'll be able to yank something togeter...

Together?
Kalmurstan
23-01-2008, 03:49
wrong.

it's actually a helicopter cover in (you're gonna love this) duckies and bunnies...

Dear Lord, I think I might have to stay in the basement until 2030 at this rate :p


Edit: I'm timewarping something chronic... D'you think it's a sign?
JuNii
23-01-2008, 03:52
Lies! You're one of those fellows who travels by black helicopter aren't you? Admit it! I'm on to you! *squints*

wrong.

it's actually a helicopter cover in (you're gonna love this) duckies and bunnies...
Callisdrun
23-01-2008, 03:52
Today Negroids, Hispanics and other races invaded my neighborhood, they shot our dog, burnt our house down and raped our children, they murdered and pillaged, stealing from the good and reasonable white folk like myself. They chanted 'allu ackbar' and other communist slogans. One said that they hit me because I was white. So my question is to the blacks: Why do you hate my freedoms and my whiteness?

Douchebags come in all colors, including yours.

This can't be serious.
Eureka Australis
23-01-2008, 03:57
Douchebags come in all colors, including yours.

This can't be serious.
Are you calling me a liar? Why do you hate my whiteness?
Kalmurstan
23-01-2008, 03:59
Are you calling me a liar? Why do you hate my whiteness?

Because it's made of epic fail? Or it's actually foundation? Or maybe you're not actually white, but want to pretend you are because you like the culture and think it's "corking good fun".
The Vuhifellian States
23-01-2008, 04:03
Because it's made of epic fail? Or it's actually foundation? Or maybe you're not actually white, but want to pretend you are because you like the culture and think it's "corking good fun".

Corking? Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?
Soheran
23-01-2008, 04:08
Togeter is so much cooler

What drew my attention was not the spelling.

But, yes, together is so much cooler. (Hence NSG.)
Kalmurstan
23-01-2008, 04:09
Corking? Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?

I think I'm showing my "Grim up North in't UK" location a little there. Corking is akin to Spiffing, which in turn similar to Cracking. :p

Not a word in my normal day to day usage, at least I hope not...

I don't think it is...

Now I'm (more) paranoid! :p
The Vuhifellian States
23-01-2008, 04:10
I think I'm showing my "Grim up North in't UK" location a little there. Corking is akin to Spiffing, which in turn similar to Cracking. :p

Not a word in my normal day to day usage, at least I hope not...

I don't think it is...

Now I'm (more) paranoid! :p


Spiffing? Cracking? I'll leave you Brits to your far inferior language. American is so much easier to speak.

Oh, and this is Mob Australia:

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41287000/jpg/_41287827_mcgrath300x300.jpg
Trotskylvania
23-01-2008, 04:11
Together?

Togeter is so much cooler
South Lizasauria
23-01-2008, 04:21
http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/12/13/13TAN_RACISTS_wideweb__470x420,2.jpg
Vojvodina-Nihon
23-01-2008, 04:38
This can't be serious.

It's perfectly serious. Any patriotic American will acknowledge that the Muslim Jew Communist Nazi Black Hispanics are a serious threat to our national security! Meaning if you disagree, you're an unpatriotic atheist and party to the international liberal media conspiracy, and the terrorists win! Not to mention, if the world's average temperature goes up three degrees celsius, Boulder, Colorado will be under the Atlantic Ocean! Think of the children!
JuNii
23-01-2008, 04:47
Dear Lord, I think I might have to stay in the basement until 2030 at this rate :p


Edit: I'm timewarping something chronic... D'you think it's a sign?

... what timewarping? there's no timewarping here...
tell R&D to stop playing with the damn machine!
JuNii
23-01-2008, 04:49
I think I'm showing my "Grim up North in't UK" location a little there. Corking is akin to Spiffing, which in turn similar to Cracking. :p

Not a word in my normal day to day usage, at least I hope not...

I don't think it is...

Now I'm (more) paranoid! :p

THANK GOD!!!

for a moment there I was wondering who you were corking, the size of the cork and where it went! :p
Marrakech II
23-01-2008, 04:53
Obviously, the JEWS are involved.

Eureka Australis= 15 letters
WTC7+The Pentagon= 15 letters
Osama Bin Laden+GWB= 15 letters

COINCIDENCE???

15 letters = 1+5= 6
15 letters = 1+5= 6
15 letters = 1+5= 6




Hmmmmm.... Just as I thought.
Deus Malum
23-01-2008, 04:53
I think they hate your interminably long, jargon-laden posts.

I'm more surprised it's not a daily occurrence.

:)

In before the lock.

Screw that, in before the ban.
The Vuhifellian States
23-01-2008, 04:59
How is this not locked yet?

And Chumblywumbly's the trolling racist now! Haha!

(check OP on General page)
New Limacon
23-01-2008, 05:14
How is this not locked yet?

And Chumblywumbly's the trolling racist now! Haha!

(check OP on General page)

Technically, he is not a trolling racist. He is either racist, or he's trolling.
The Vuhifellian States
23-01-2008, 05:17
Technically, he is not a trolling racist. He is either racist, or he's trolling.

Grammar Nazi :p
JuNii
23-01-2008, 05:20
How is this not locked yet?

And Chumblywumbly's the trolling racist now! Haha!

(check OP on General page)

That was EA's master plan all along! [manical laughter]
Barringtonia
23-01-2008, 05:21
How is this not locked yet?

Kat is nannying around on the 'Have you converted' thread rather than fulfill her modly duties,

Honestly, what are we paying them for?
The Scandinvans
23-01-2008, 05:26
Kat is nannying around on the 'Have you converted' thread rather than fulfill her modly duties,

Honestly, what are we paying them for?What are they being paid in the first place?:D

Yet, really if a real problem arises I say we leave the author of this thread, or the actual problem, inside a room with Tom Cruise for four hours. Imagine the sheer terror. As well, we can send LG for good measure.
The Vuhifellian States
23-01-2008, 05:27
What are they being paid in the first place?:D

Yet, really if a real problem arises I say we leave the author of this thread, or the actual problem, inside a room with Tom Cruise for four hours. Imagine the sheer terror. As well, we can send LG for good measure.

I think that goes against some UN law against torture.



And here's to you, Mod...er...ator KAAAAT!
NSG loves you more than you will know! (no, no no!)
LG bless you please, Mod-er-ator KAAAAT!
Mr. Berry holds a place for those who pay! (Hey hey hey! Hey hey hey!)
New Limacon
23-01-2008, 05:34
Grammar Nazi :p
I was only following orders!
Barringtonia
23-01-2008, 05:37
What are they being paid in the first place?:D

I don't know about you but Ardchoille gets real threatening when I don't transfer the monthly $75 NS admin fee to her account.

Yet when I ask when the secret funds from the late treasury minister of Nigeria's account will arrive I'm fobbed off with excuse after excuse and I've paid enough banking fees for those as well.

I'm not even going to get started on the Viagra...

...which are not for me by the way :mad:
Svalbardania
23-01-2008, 07:23
I think that goes against some UN law against torture.



And here's to you, Mod...er...ator KAAAAT!
NSG loves you more than you will know! (no, no no!)
LG bless you please, Mod-er-ator KAAAAT!
Mr. Berry holds a place for those who pay! (Hey hey hey! Hey hey hey!)

Somehow that song seems rather appropriate given the (apparent) mental state of EA...
Trotskylvania
23-01-2008, 07:26
I was only following orders!

Off to the Conversational gallows with you. Following orders is no excuse for such genocide against colloqial language.
Indri
23-01-2008, 07:51
Here's a protip: dee-oh-dur-ant.

Another: make a puppet account for this sort of thing. Remember, a good puppeteer not only disguises their puppet account by saying stuff they normally would argue for but tries to make their puppet somewhat popular as the post-count builds so it's a bit shocking to see the sudden string of offensive messages. Also, when posting on a puppet account, be sure to use a proxy to avoid detection. Remember that the best soldiers of Anonymous use 7 different proxies and passwords. And curtains. And they buy a dog.