NationStates Jolt Archive

Yes, obscenely old news, I know, but NSG surely has opinions on the matter! Just wondering your thoughts of the UN's massacre of the Smurfs (http://youtube.com/watch?v=7MAYrF1PDks). Maybe Smurfette slept with Kofi Annan and was blackmailing him? Who knows...

The damn blue skinned commies deserved it. *nods*

WHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Always wanted to see something bad happen to the bastards, to damn happy if you ask me...

When you replace almost every verd, adverb, and adjective in your language with the name of your species, you deserve nothing short of complete genocidal carpet bombing. You don't see me go "I humanly humaned the human car very humanly", do you? No. Because I'm not some self-centered blue sin against God and all that is good and nice.

When you replace almost every verd, adverb, and adjective in your language with the name of your species, you deserve nothing short of complete genocidal carpet bombing. You don't see me go "I humanly humaned the human car very humanly", do you? No. Because I'm not some self-centered blue sin against God and all that is good and nice.

You made my day.

I think we can all agree they deserved it. You know, they would've done the same to us if they had the chance...do you think those mushrooms are just innocent houses? No! They are an ingenious psychological weapon! However, thanks to our colossal military budget, lack of concern for collateral damage, and utter disregard for any form of acceptable risk, our forces have successfully cleansed the world of this poison with minimal negative effects on the underlying economic utility of the territory.

All I can say is congratulations, forces of freedom!

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UNICEF! UNICEF!

*murders a Smurf*

First they come for the Smurfs, then they come for you.

First they come for the Smurfs, then they come for you.

Sounds like somebody's acting outside of their acceptable thought parameters.

It was only a matter of time...

I'm just wondering why Gargamel didn't do this earlier.

Sounds like somebody's acting outside of their acceptable thought parameters.

The Smurfs live in an egalitarian utopia. Each smurf has a particular skill and each performs tasks for the benefit of the community. There is no system of monetary exchange or even barter in the Smurf village. The village can be seen as a planned economy, under the leadership of Papa Smurf, and to some extent, Brainy Smurf....The food in the Smurf Village was stored away in mushrooms the minute it was harvested and then equally distributed to all the Smurfs throughout the year. No one "farmer smurf" sold his crop to one smurf or another. It was understood that the crop was for the entire Smurf population, not for the sale or profit of one Smurf alone - an example of collective farming.

Just the kind of community a US-backed UN would bomb - I'm ashamed of you all for supporting Smurf genocide.

Where's EA when you need him!

Just the kind of community a US-backed UN would bomb - I'm ashamed of you all for supporting Smurf genocide.

Where's EA when you need him!

Oh please. That system only works on a small scale. It was only a matter of time before they made neighboring communities of birds and foxes and snorks adopt this way of life (peacefully or forcefully), thereby making it large scale. Once you do that, Murphy's Law happens. As more variables enter the formula, risk skyrockets. Since it's no longer survival of the fittest, local resources are drained. Too many resources being used up and too few dead bodies replacing lost nutrients in the ground.

This bombing campaign was needed to keep this system small scale. The bigger a communist society, the more likely it is to collapse. Plus, if you never took the time to plan ahead for disasters, you deserve to die. Plus, American intelligence says that they had WMDs and were planning to use them. EVERYONE trusts American intelligence reports. I mean, they were right about Iraq, weren't they?

Just the kind of community a US-backed UN would bomb - I'm ashamed of you all for supporting Smurf genocide.

That's what they all say...I bet you commie sympathizers wouldn't say a thing if Papa Smurf started slapping up gulags and making the enemies of the people mine truffles to finance his war machine. I can see it in his eyes, that naked, wanton lust for power that only a true dictator can possess. Just look at the anti-intellectual suppression campaigns conducted against Brainy Smurf, one of the few voices of dissident opinion in the community.

Also, where's the minorities? Did Papa Smurf round them up and ship them off to the Central Asian republics? I think so.

That's what they all say...I bet you commie sympathizers wouldn't say a thing if Papa Smurf started slapping up gulags and making the enemies of the people mine truffles to finance his war machine. I can see it in his eyes, that naked, wanton lust for power that only a true dictator can possess.

We need to nuke the wrackage and salt the earth in and near the bombing site. We can't let that baby assexually reproduce. After all, female smurfs were invented by Gargamel. How else would they reproduce before then?

Lies!

When Papa Smurf stated on television that he'd 'finally smurfing well smurfed the smurfing minorities', he meant he'd 'happily liberated' the 'adored' minorities - when translated the right way.

Nothing has been proven about disappearing minorities or Weapons of Mushroom Destruction unless you count the photos, witness testimony, video footage, open confessions by ex-members of the Smurfi, written records and satellite pictures of worker camps among others.

However, it's clear that these have been doctored and put forward by reactionary right-wing media sources intent on discrediting Comrade Papa Smurf.

Smurfs adore their leader as proven by the 100% of votes he receives in elections.

You Gargamalists will stop at nothing in order to turn the communist ideal into a pot of gold

That commercial traumatized me for life. I can't even imagine what it would do to kids seeing it.

And furthermore Gargamel was just a loony who didn't even have a clear reason for hating smurfs. Sometimes he wanted to eat them and sometimes it was turning them into gold. That guy couldn't organize a ham sandwich. Now Azriel........ I'm telling you that cat was the brains of the organization.

The commercial contains too many funny details, like papa smurfs hat flying by. It somewhat destroys the message.

Smurfs are tiny. The bombs were roughly the same size. So, they were bombed with fire crackers. Lol those fire crackers destroyed those blue communists and their homes. Why do smurfs have to make everything unintentionally funny?

Smurfs are tiny. The bombs were roughly the same size. So, they were bombed with fire crackers. Lol those fire crackers destroyed those blue communists and their homes. Why do smurfs have to make everything unintentionally funny?

The real question is who bombed them. I mean, was it another Smurf commune that disagreed with them over the way to interpret Brainyist-Papaism?

smurfs = kukluxklan

I'm just wondering why Gargamel didn't do this earlier.

Because Gargamel was a mongloid.

*nods*

The real question is who bombed them. I mean, was it another Smurf commune that disagreed with them over the way to interpret Brainyist-Papaism?

Maybe it was just some kid with fire crackers celebrating the Fourth of July or something.

The UN Peacekeeping authority is currently mustering a Multi-national force, to be named UNSMRF (United Nations Smurfy Mission to Restore Freedom).

It's mandate is to protect aid workers currently assisting in the rebuilding of Smurf Village, to seek out and destroy any other illegal Weapons of Mushroom Destruction and to set up key checkpoints within the magical forest with the intention of dissuading aggressive action by Evil Wizards against the Smurf's.

The Smurf Interim Authority, headed by former Smurf Exile Handy Smurf, an expert Smurf engineer crucial to the peacebuilding effort, will also be under the protection of UNSMRF.

Free and Democratic elections are planned to be held in 10 years time.

Just the kind of community a US-backed UN would bomb - I'm ashamed of you all for supporting Smurf genocide.


Do you remember what they had to endure to create their society, though? Once a proud and prosperous people, the Smurfs were tall and strong, and they built mighty cities in the forest of the world. But the agrarian revolutionaries inspired by the writings of Chairman Mao overthrew the intellectual and industrial elite and leveled the cities, turning skilled and unskilled, professional and laborer into mere, landless peasants on state-owned collective farms. Their language was altered to remove all evidence of the previous class-consciousness, everything became part of the all encompassing "smurf". The tall and strong were cut down, by the famines, because of their need for greater quantities of food. Social Darwinism in reverse! Only the smallest survived, because of their lowered nutritional requirements.

A cost so brutal and terrifying that the smurfs dare not speak of it lest Papa Smurf, or his agents, might hear of their dissent, and they be offered up as appeasing sacrifices to the "evil" Gargamel, little more than yet another pawn in the game. An external threat used to keep the Smurfs in line.

It is time the terror ends once and for all, and the United Nations was wise in carrying out this action. But this is not enough! Ground forces should be sent in to guarantee that this plague has been permanently swept aside.

Because Gargamel was a mongloid.

*nods*

Oh, right! :D

I'm proud to be an American, knowing that we can selflessly liberate that happy baby smurf from the unAmerican smurfing oppression that smurfs smurf on a daily basis. All that smurfing sharing is just goddamn unAmerican! Support our troops, vile smurfing leftards, or you are nothing but a no good blue homo-smurfer.

We need to nuke the wrackage and salt the earth in and near the bombing site. We can't let that baby assexually reproduce. After all, female smurfs were invented by Gargamel. How else would they reproduce before then?

I approve.

Or even better: we can turn it into a goddamn strip mall after all that. Let no ebil blue kommunism sprout again on that land!

we fought them over there so we didn't have to fight them over here...

either you're with us or you're with the smurfs....

I'm not too sure about that Blue Man Group either...
*eyes Blue Man Group suspiciously*

This horrendous demonstration of barbarity must not be allowed to stand. The people of the world must stand together against the machinery of imperialism and death, the murderers who can so callously demolish a Smurf village and murder the innocent for the sake of power and profit.

There is no option of reform. Capitalism causes wars and imperialism, and it is capitalism the revolutionary global movement of workers and oppressed people must bring down. Everywhere the colonized are revolting, and here, at the heart of the imperialist state, we must join them and bring down the murderous profiteering edifice from within.

Death to UNICEF imperialism!

Victory to the Smurf Liberation Front!

Bring the war home!

Once a proud and prosperous people, the Smurfs were tall and strong, and they built mighty cities in the forest of the world.

Reactionary lies. Before the Revolution, the palaces of the Smurf bourgeoisie may have resembled cities, but they were built of the surplus-value exacted from the sweat and blood of Smurf wage-slaves. After the Revolution, the Smurf workers took possession of the full product of their labor.

But the agrarian revolutionaries inspired by the writings of Chairman Mao overthrew the intellectual and industrial elite

...the capitalist leeches upon the labor of the people...

and leveled the cities,

Because they wanted a society that could benefit everyone. Not worthless mansions that were a waste of wealth and labor.

turning skilled and unskilled, professional and laborer into mere, landless peasants on state-owned collective farms.

Yes, they abolished the old class divisions that had permitted their enslavement.

Their language was altered to remove all evidence of the previous class-consciousness,

Bourgeois ideology is endemic in class society. Only through a thorough cultural cleansing can true communism be achieved.

everything became part of the all encompassing "smurf".

Capitalist scare-rhetoric.

The tall and strong were cut down, by the famines, because of their need for greater quantities of food.

The "famines"? What famines? What of all the people who visited when the "famines" were supposed to be happening, and reported nothing of the sort? Stop repeating reactionary lies.

A cost so brutal and terrifying that the smurfs dare not speak of it lest Papa Smurf, or his agents, might hear of their dissent, and they be offered up as appeasing sacrifices to the "evil" Gargamel, little more than yet another pawn in the game.

No Smurf is afraid to speak his or her mind--except the collaborators with imperialism and capitalism, and their counter-revolutionary treason must indeed be defeated. Would any nation tolerate traitors in a time of war?

People's democracy prevails among those portions of Smurf territory that have not yet fallen to the murderous forces of imperialism, and just because the prospect of popular power scares you capitalist pig-dogs doesn't mean you're entitled to make up vicious right-wing lies about it.

About time!

we fought them over there so we didn't have to fight them over here...

either you're with us or you're with the smurfs....

I'm not too sure about that Blue Man Group either...
*eyes Blue Man Group suspiciously*

They've already infiltrated our society! Why do you think "I'm Blue" was recorded! *shifts eyes*

They've already infiltrated our society! Why do you think "I'm Blue" was recorded! *shifts eyes*

Oh dear god. Also, look at many of the world's flags. US. UK. France. UN. What do you see? red on three of them. white on all of them. and what else? BLUE!!!!! They're taking over. Firecrackers leveled their capital city. They may be numeroud and wide-spread, but they are weak. It is time to fight back against the imperialist United Smurf Socialist Republic. Support all NATO and UN campaigns against the blue aggressors. Hell, convince Bush that we need to liberate them. He'll have the air force liberate the hell out of them.

http://www.jibjab.com/view/87699

:cool:

Oh BTW, the smurfs started it by attacking humans. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=LXv2S9zBcxU) It was either our children or theirs. :D

Oh BTW, the smurfs started it by attacking humans. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=LXv2S9zBcxU) It was either our children or theirs. :D

Fascist propaganda!

Fascist propaganda!

You can clearly see the smurfs are being forced against their will, as the first smurf is walking out you can see he's shaking his head as though being made to walk.

The depths to which the running dogs of capitalism will sink!

Fascist propaganda!

Silence commie pig! Fascism rocks! (http://youtube.com/watch?v=pqQYhtyL2fc) :D

Silence commie pig! Fascism rocks! (http://youtube.com/watch?v=pqQYhtyL2fc) :D

Comrade Papa Smurf would win in a beatboxing competition ANY day!

They started it, too!
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/Smurf-1.gif

They started it, too!
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/Smurf-1.gif

I KNEW IT!!! I TOLD YOU ALL AND YOU LAUGHED AT ME!!! WHO'S LAUGHING NOW!!!

So, UNICEF didn't bomb the Smurfs. That was just Santa Claus dumping excess gifts for that idiot prankster smurf. That smurf only has one joke: attempted assasinations through the use of explosives disguised as peace offerings. He sent a "gift" to Santa, so Santa is giving him his gifts early.

Oh dear god. Also, look at many of the world's flags. US. UK. France. UN. What do you see? red on three of them. white on all of them. and what else? BLUE!!!!! They're taking over. Firecrackers leveled their capital city. They may be numeroud and wide-spread, but they are weak. It is time to fight back against the imperialist United Smurf Socialist Republic. Support all NATO and UN campaigns against the blue aggressors. Hell, convince Bush that we need to liberate them. He'll have the air force liberate the hell out of them.

Yes...Of Course...We will Liberate (http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=207) Them

*Smiles Ominously*

Yes...Of Course...We will Liberate (http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=207) Them

*Smiles Ominously*

Lol, I remember that comic.