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A series of strange events

Mad hatters in jeans
19-01-2008, 18:20
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/hampshire/6578141.stm
A poor dog with a difficult relationship with a brick wall. Poor dog. :headbang: but replace the little head with a dogs head.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/also_in_the_news/7192196.stm
Rome, lots of brightly coloured balls, protests for Burma.

and
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7189341.stm
Very big rats.:)

What's the connection with the above?
A dog trying to watch lots of brightly coloured balls bounce past, in memory of giant rats, or is this a poor conclusion?
I thought i'd post some bizzare news items, there's plenty more i suspect, i'm wondering why so many strange things occur.

Did God do it? Did humans do it? Or did a big boy do it and run away?
I'm thinking the Rats come into it, not sure where.
JuNii
19-01-2008, 18:42
the connection is that the dog saw the giant rat bones and tried to get to them. unfortunatly, his head got stuck. he started howling and a passing woman saw what she thought was a headless dog and she fainted. a lorry passing by had to swerve to avoid runing her over and it's cargo of brightly colored balls spilled out and bounced down to the fountain.
Mad hatters in jeans
19-01-2008, 21:07
the connection is that the dog saw the giant rat bones and tried to get to them. unfortunatly, his head got stuck. he started howling and a passing woman saw what she thought was a headless dog and she fainted. a lorry passing by had to swerve to avoid runing her over and it's cargo of brightly colored balls spilled out and bounced down to the fountain.

A lorry with half a million brightly coloured balls? how could it hold so many?
maybe i think a better one is the dog was chasing after a lorry with the rat bones in it, then was taken by a tide of brightly coloured balls ran away got stuck in a wall.
JuNii
19-01-2008, 21:09
A lorry with half a million brightly coloured balls? how could it hold so many?
maybe i think a better one is the dog was chasing after a lorry with the rat bones in it, then was taken by a tide of brightly coloured balls ran away got stuck in a wall.

... it was a big lorry... and the balls were very well packed.

and also those balls expanded when they came in contact with water... yeah... that's the ticket...
Mad hatters in jeans
19-01-2008, 21:20
... it was a big lorry... and the balls were very well packed.

and also those balls expanded when they came in contact with water... yeah... that's the ticket...

What like Gremlins?
Must have been one hell of a lorry, i'd pity the workers who have to pack them in, "now that's the last one, NOoooooo don't spill your coffee over..........."