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Bad 'cuts.

Zilam
19-01-2008, 04:38
So, it would seem that I shouldn't give myself a hair cut. It is absolutly horrifying. :( I think I have to shave it completely off now. Damn. Maybe some pics to come, depending on how brave I am...


So, ITT, horror stories about your bad haircuts.
Fall of Empire
19-01-2008, 04:59
So, it would seem that I shouldn't give myself a hair cut. It is absolutly horrifying. :( I think I have to shave it completely off now. Damn. Maybe some pics to come, depending on how brave I am...


So, ITT, horror stories about your bad haircuts.

:eek: You too?!??! Every haircut I get is terrible, my gf keeps telling me she'd rather it not get cut at all. No worries, though, hair grows at a rate of 1/16th of an inch every 4 days, so in a month, it'll be far better.
Infinite Revolution
19-01-2008, 05:47
this thread is useless without pics.
The South Islands
19-01-2008, 05:49
this thread is useless without pics.

IBTPIJSC,R.
Boonytopia
19-01-2008, 05:58
this thread is useless without pics.

Agreed.
Infinite Revolution
19-01-2008, 06:03
IBTPIJSC,R.

the what now?
Infinite Revolution
19-01-2008, 06:05
incidentally, i always cut my own hair. no. 2 on teh clippers every time. can't go wrong. unless i'm drunk. i uually try to cut my hair before i get drunk though.
Gartref
19-01-2008, 06:06
I cut my hair with a Flowbee. Perfect cut every time.
Zayun2
19-01-2008, 06:15
:eek: You too?!??! Every haircut I get is terrible, my gf keeps telling me she'd rather it not get cut at all. No worries, though, hair grows at a rate of 1/16th of an inch every 4 days, so in a month, it'll be far better.

Lol.

I think my hair grows 1/16th of an inch every day.
The South Islands
19-01-2008, 06:21
the what now?

I Believe This Post Is Jolly Smashing Correct, Righto.

(a TSI original)
Katganistan
19-01-2008, 06:27
I cut my hair with a Flowbee. Perfect cut every time.

I don't think I ever heard of anyone who actually used one. You're being serious?
Straughn
19-01-2008, 06:34
the what now?

Loosely translated, it reads, "I, for one, welcome our new haircut overlord."

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13382458&postcount=10
= Regional dialect.
Infinite Revolution
19-01-2008, 06:34
IBTPIJSC,R.

approved



with honours.
DirkGently
19-01-2008, 06:37
elton john cuts my hair. with a convection driven incendiary device.
Gartref
19-01-2008, 07:08
I don't think I ever heard of anyone who actually used one. You're being serious?

I already made my one serious post for 2008 and I wasted it on Ron Freakin' Paul.
The South Islands
19-01-2008, 07:40
approved



with honours.

Honours, eh?

*is honored to have honours*
Laerod
19-01-2008, 11:39
So, ITT, horror stories about your bad haircuts.I let my sister cut my hair as an early Christmas present. The most horrible thing is that everyone but me likes it. :mad:
Jello Biafra
19-01-2008, 14:05
I let my sister cut my hair as an early Christmas present. The most horrible thing is that everyone but me likes it. :mad:Lol. That would be an excellent prank.
Katganistan
19-01-2008, 16:34
I've not had a bad haircut. I had a colorist who didn't know her ass from a hole in the ground once, who did such a horrendous job that my hair had to be dyed black to cover it.

It was a toss up which was worse: Irish setter red on the front of my head and auburn all over the rest, or muddy black. For heaven's sake, I've done my own hair and had it come out better than that.
Ashmoria
20-01-2008, 03:10
oh my

go to a barber and get it cut in that all over 1/4 inch cut that many young men have

then NEVER cut your own hair again.
Zilam
20-01-2008, 03:11
Okay here is my bad cut:

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a192/piggy_g87/052.jpg


and here is my new look to cover it up :p

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a192/piggy_g87/054.jpg
The South Islands
20-01-2008, 03:35
Dude, shave.

Srsly.
Straughn
20-01-2008, 05:04
Okay here is my bad cut:

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a192/piggy_g87/052.jpg


and here is my new look to cover it up :p

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a192/piggy_g87/054.jpg
Hey, you're blockin' up the pristine view of Podunk, there! Down in front!
:p
Saige Dragon
20-01-2008, 05:09
Badass, not bad. It was a few years ago though... now it's just longish.

http://photos-852.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sf2p/v117/90/52/779899852/n779899852_213212_2686.jpg
Sel Appa
20-01-2008, 05:44
Haircuts are for losers. Real men let their hair grow.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v495/juvanya/cap025.png
Jeruselem
20-01-2008, 06:38
I go to a Greek barber, never fails to deliver a good haircut.
Dfaer
20-01-2008, 07:01
that's absolutely true! though my hairdresser ALWAYS cuts the wrong length, layer, etc.

and isn't it annoying when you try to cut it yourself, then realise you've cut too much off??
Laerod
20-01-2008, 18:03
Lol. That would be an excellent prank.No such luck. It resembles my little brother's haircut, who's doing his military service right now. "Wow, you finally have a decent haircut" were the first words I heard him say to me when we gathered in the same place for Christmas...
Yootopia
20-01-2008, 18:09
So, it would seem that I shouldn't give myself a hair cut. It is absolutly horrifying. :( I think I have to shave it completely off now. Damn. Maybe some pics to come, depending on how brave I am...


So, ITT, horror stories about your bad haircuts.
lol n00b.
Jello Biafra
20-01-2008, 18:15
No such luck. It resembles my little brother's haircut, who's doing his military service right now. "Wow, you finally have a decent haircut" were the first words I heard him say to me when we gathered in the same place for Christmas...Heh. Do you think you'll keep it like that, because everyone likes it, or grow it out and never cut it that short again?
Laerod
20-01-2008, 18:15
Heh. Do you think you'll keep it like that, because everyone likes it, or grow it out and never cut it that short again?I'll grow it out so that I'll resemble my avatar on a different forum again :p
My computer broke down, so I don't have the means to make a new one reflecting how I look like now.
Mad hatters in jeans
20-01-2008, 18:17
lol n00b.

What? that guys got more posts than you, how can you call him a "noob"? now if you called me a "noob" i wouldn't mind, actually that's a lie i'd be pretty irritated.
back to topic, my hair is messy anyway, so i don't really care what other people think, i mean it's only hair, sure i try to make it presentable but i can't be bothered to spend over £10 for someone to cut my hair. They'l just have to like my sense of humour instead.