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Nope. He'll be receiving free healthcare from the state for the rest of eternity.

Serious question, will he ever die?

Or more precisely, will he ever be permitted to die by the Cuban government, if you know what I mean.

What if I believe that he´ll die but I don´t believe he will join anyone singing kum-bay-yah?

Nah, he's being preserved by the tar from Cuban cigars.

What if I believe that he´ll die but I don´t believe he will join anyone singing kum-bay-yah?

Then vote for yes.

lol there´s already 4 elvises :P

I think as long as there isn't a moderate in the Oval Office, Castro will be "alive"...

I don´t believe he will join anyone singing kum-bay-yah?
Why not?

I think as long as there isn't a moderate in the Oval Office, Castro will be "alive"...

Even though American hostility to Cuba was largely formed during the Kennedy administration, and maintained across Johnson, Carter and Clinton, hardly a Conservative bunch, those Democrats.

Castro's already dead, just no one knows.

Not even Castro himself. :eek:

If nothing else, he'll die when the sun asplodes.

Anyway, I think that the international community needs a plan in case Cuba's succession fails. Perhaps US and Venezuelan troops could be put on standby? They'd sabotage each other's attempts to turn Cuba into a puppet state, so the Cubans can choose their own destiny.

Argggghhhh...thread steal.

My castro thread now!

Nope. He'll be receiving free healthcare from the state for the rest of eternity.

Argggghhhh...thread steal.

like any uncle with a pedophile vibe he will always be the last to die :)

a better question would be do you think Castro will reveal that he is an android anytime soon?

a better question would be do you think Castro will reveal that he is an android anytime soon?

"I am CASTRO, Cybernetically Augmented Socialist Totalitarian Revolutionary Organizer. See my eerie red eyes? Just like the one HAL has. Face it, you will be nationalized, resistance is futile."

"I am CASTRO, Cybernetically Augmented Socialist Totalitarian Revolutionary Organizer. See my eerie red eyes? Just like the one HAL has. Face it, you will be nationalized, resistance is futile."
I like.:D

yes castro will die. the regime is not so fragile that it cant survive losing its dear leader.

how long after his brain ceases to function, im not going to place any wager on.

Castro is very ill. Hence, he will die soon. But it takes more than a dead body to kill Castro. It is the only existing socalist state, and now even without the support from the soviet union. Perhaps the idea of socialism will continue in Cuba. Where else, as the Cubanian people love Castro in majority - sure not everyone and not without any doubts, but I think he and his system is more loved or supported than the US politics concerning Iraq in the US population.

Serious question, will he ever die?

Or more precisely, will he ever be permitted to die by the Cuban government, if you know what I mean.

No, He will live on forever as the Immortal God-Emperor of Cuba, kept technically alive through an arcane device known as the People's Revolutionary Throne.

...The North Korean Government would have done that with Kim Ill-Sung, but they defaulted on the contract they signed with the Adeptus Mechanicus. Cheap bastards.

Yes. Eventually, he will. Then the USA will only have to worrry about the other 11,394,042 socialists on that island.

Poorly phrased poll.

He won't ever hold hands with Elvis singing Kumbaya. He will soon join Marx, Lenin, Trotsky, Stalin, Beria, Khruschev, Brezhnev, Andropov, Ulbricht, Hoxha, Mao, Ho Chi Minh, Pol Pot, etc., in the Red-hot section of hell labled "Communists", where he will wail and gnash his teeth.

Hounds of hell are already circling in anticipation, hungry for meat. :D

No, He will live on forever as the Immortal God-Emperor of Cuba, kept technically alive through an arcane device known as the People's Revolutionary Throne.

...The North Korean Government would have done that with Kim Ill-Sung, but they defaulted on the contract they signed with the Adeptus Mechanicus. Cheap bastards.

The Cuban Communist Party already has plans to change their name to the Ecclesiarchy.

I am ultimately of the opinion that he is dead already... why else will he not appear in public and have done all pre-recorded videos.

It's hard to kill a zombie, but I'm sure somebody will get him one day

eventually. only to be replaced by his brother.

No, He will live on forever as the Immortal God-Emperor of Cuba, kept technically alive through an arcane device known as the People's Revolutionary Throne.

...The North Korean Government would have done that with Kim Ill-Sung, but they defaulted on the contract they signed with the Adeptus Mechanicus. Cheap bastards.

you win mega points.

Wait, wait, you play 40k? And you go to school in boston?

We simply must get a game in one day.

Ever seen the movie Highlander?

Castro is like that. It's just between him and Sean Connery now.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhumibol_Adulyadej

Oh, Castro's still got alot of competition. He's not kicking the bucket anytime soon.

Even though American hostility to Cuba was largely formed during the Kennedy administration, and maintained across Johnson, Carter and Clinton, hardly a Conservative bunch, those Democrats.



You failed to mention Regan. You also seemed to have forgot that Clinton actually started trading with Cuba, and then Dubya stole the election and stopped all the work Clinton had done towards normalizing relations.

The selective memory of the right...

Anyway, I dont think he'll ever die. He'll be preserved as a head in a jar ala Futurama.

I honestly think he's already dead.

No, He will live on forever as the Immortal God-Emperor of Cuba, kept technically alive through an arcane device known as the People's Revolutionary Throne.

...The North Korean Government would have done that with Kim Ill-Sung, but they defaulted on the contract they signed with the Adeptus Mechanicus. Cheap bastards.




Post of the year.:D

ps- The Soviets secretly did that with Lenin...

He's probably a robot...

"I am CASTRO, Cybernetically Augmented Socialist Totalitarian Revolutionary Organizer. See my eerie red eyes? Just like the one HAL has. Face it, you will be nationalized, resistance is futile."
If I didn't already have the max amount of sig lines used, that would go in. :p

If I didn't already have the max amount of sig lines used, that would go in. :p

*smack*

look at other people's sigs.

drop the quote box and use quotation marks and the person's name

and leave out the smiley

no spaces

you have more than enough room to add several quotes

He is dead in body but not in spirit. For he will forever live on in our hearts...much like Bill Nye, the science guy.

Post of the year.:D

ps- The Soviets secretly did that with Lenin...

And of course Lenin is ready to be revived whenever the time is ripe to crush capitalism.

Yes. How long his many body doubles will last is another matter.

"I am CASTRO, Cybernetically Augmented Socialist Totalitarian Revolutionary Organizer. See my eerie red eyes? Just like the one HAL has. Face it, you will be nationalized, resistance is futile."

Sigged!

And to answer the original question, he will die when the Evil One (the Pope) claims his soul.

You can never destroy the fraternal socialist spirit of the Cuban people.

You can never destroy the fraternal socialist spirit of the Cuban people.

NSG can destroy anything.

NSG can destroy anything.

you, bolol, check your TGs. you live in boston right?

NSG can destroy anything.

Yeah, remember the Spanish Armada? That was us.

I hope not.

Yay another poll proliferating my meme. I'm so proud.

Poorly phrased poll.

He won't ever hold hands with Elvis singing Kumbaya. He will soon join Marx, Lenin, Trotsky, Stalin, Beria, Khruschev, Brezhnev, Andropov, Ulbricht, Hoxha, Mao, Ho Chi Minh, Pol Pot, etc., in the Red-hot section of hell labled "Communists", where he will wail and gnash his teeth.

Hounds of hell are already circling in anticipation, hungry for meat.


Haven't you heard? He's already died. Hell rejected him and so now he's immortal, left in a permanant coma. Along with Hitler and Stalin:D

Click Stand;13379282']He is dead in body but not in spirit. For he will forever live on in our hearts...much like Bill Nye, the science guy.

Inertia is a property of matter!

Poorly phrased poll.

He won't ever hold hands with Elvis singing Kumbaya. He will soon join Marx, Lenin, Trotsky, Stalin, Beria, Khruschev, Brezhnev, Andropov, Ulbricht, Hoxha, Mao, Ho Chi Minh, Pol Pot, etc., in the Red-hot section of hell labled "Communists", where he will wail and gnash his teeth.

Hounds of hell are already circling in anticipation, hungry for meat. :D

Oh please, the only reason they're down there is to torment Joseph McCarthy. And you when it's your turn to sit besides Good Old Tailgunner Joe.

you, bolol, check your TGs. you live in boston right?

TG?

TG?

Telegrams.

Telegrams.

Thanks.

"I am CASTRO, Cybernetically Augmented Socialist Totalitarian Revolutionary Organizer. See my eerie red eyes? Just like the one HAL has. Face it, you will be nationalized, resistance is futile."

Plus

Yes. How long his many body doubles will last is another matter.

= Hive mind CASTRO?

"We are the CASTRO. Capitalism as you know it is over. Your cultural and economic distinctiveness will be added to the collective for removal. Lower your sanctions and prepare to be nationalized. Resistance is futile."