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Clowns are bad for your health

Rambhutan
16-01-2008, 14:04
A recent study has found that children find clowns scary and so have them visit children's wards in hospitals, and decorating the wards with pictures of clowns, was stressfull othe children.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2684365.html?menu=

Is this fear of clowns as common as this study appears to make out?
Brutland and Norden
16-01-2008, 14:04
Saw that also (http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,23060956-13762,00.html), lol, but the pediatrics ward at the hospital I study in doesn't have clowns on its wall. I thought of walking in as a clown to appease recalcitrant patients, but, now I won't, doesn't seem like a good idea...
Kryozerkia
16-01-2008, 14:10
The clowns for children are scary but jesters and those who fit in the classic sense of the role aren't as scary.
SoWiBi
16-01-2008, 14:12
I seem to recall that we've had a thread on the topic already way back when, and I'll repeat myself: Yes, I'm one of those who think clowns are truly scary.. and I also remember I was far from the only one at the time.
Non Aligned States
16-01-2008, 14:19
I wonder what LG would think of this thread...
Wanderjar
16-01-2008, 14:32
You know, I've never found clowns particularly scary. Some people are legitimately terrified of them such as my Step mother, but I dunno. Out of curiosity what about clowns frightens you all? I've never understood it (not trying to be insulting, simply curious. I'm taking psychology right now and we've actually been discussing this very subject)
German Nightmare
16-01-2008, 14:33
I wonder what LG would think of this thread...
Hehe, I was just gonna say "Wait till LG sees this..." :D
Intestinal fluids
16-01-2008, 14:33
Clowns are dudes in makeup. As a 6-4 270 lb male i dont make it a habit to be afraid of non makeup wearing males, so ones wearing rouge dont exactly give me reason to quake.
Wanderjar
16-01-2008, 14:39
Clowns are dudes in makeup. As a 6-4 270 lb male i dont make it a habit to be afraid of non makeup wearing males, so ones wearing rouge dont exactly give me reason to quake.

LOL QFT!
Gun Manufacturers
16-01-2008, 14:41
http://www.flannelchef.com/UserFiles/Image/SimpsonsReferences/Bedclown.jpg

Can't sleep, clown will eat me.
St Edmund
16-01-2008, 14:53
The technical term is 'Coulrophobia'.
Smunkeeville
16-01-2008, 14:54
It depends on the type of clown and yes children really are very scared of clowns, almost universally until they are about 8 and some kids still carry the fear after that especially if they are shy children, have had a bad experience, have parents who are afraid of clowns or have been exposed too young to psychotic clown movies.

As far as what I was talking about with the type of clown, a loud boisterous clown is really scary to a small child, so are ones with high voices. Clowns who wear a grotesque form of make up (white face, exaggerated eyes and mouth) can also be frightening. I tend to tone down my clown make-up when I am dealing with children for this reason.
Intestinal fluids
16-01-2008, 14:56
It depends on the type of clown and yes children really are very scared of clowns, almost universally until they are about 8 and some kids still carry the fear after that especially if they are shy children, have had a bad experience, have parents who are afraid of clowns or have been exposed too young to psychotic clown movies.

As far as what I was talking about with the type of clown, a loud boisterous clown is really scary to a small child, so are ones with high voices. Clowns who wear a grotesque form of make up (white face, exaggerated eyes and mouth) can also be frightening. I tend to tone down my clown make-up when I am dealing with children for this reason.


.......self check......nope still not afraid of Smunkeeville
Smunkeeville
16-01-2008, 15:02
.......self check......nope still not afraid of Smunkeeville

I try not to frighten people. I once was hired for a birthday party, showed the kid the pictures of me dressed up beforehand to make sure he wasn't scared, everything seemed fine, went, he freaked out! Crying, shaking, hiding behind his father (who apparently was afraid of clowns and his wife didn't know), so I asked the kid "do you want me to go change into my real person stuff and come back? and he said "yes!" so I did.

His mom almost didn't pay me. "I hired a clown!"

yeah, for people terrified of them! idiot.

I still did the balloons and face painting......
Intestinal fluids
16-01-2008, 15:02
The FATHER? How is an adult male afraid of clowns? WTF? Guys in my old neighborhood who wore makeup got beaten ;)
Xiscapia
16-01-2008, 15:04
I try not to frighten people. I once was hired for a birthday party, showed the kid the pictures of me dressed up beforehand to make sure he wasn't scared, everything seemed fine, went, he freaked out! Crying, shaking, hiding behind his father (who apparently was afraid of clowns and his wife didn't know), so I asked the kid "do you want me to go change into my real person stuff and come back? and he said "yes!" so I did.

His mom almost didn't pay me. "I hired a clown!"

yeah, for people terrified of them! idiot.

I still did the balloons and face painting......
Can you do balloon animals?
*blows balloon into no particular shape*
It's a dog, DEAL WITH IT!
Smunkeeville
16-01-2008, 15:09
The FATHER? How is an adult male afraid of clowns? WTF? Guys in my old neighborhood who wore makeup got beaten ;)

what part of phobia don't you get?

my husband is afraid of spiders, the big 6'2" guy afraid of a little spider. it's irrational.
Smunkeeville
16-01-2008, 15:10
Can you do balloon animals?
*blows balloon into no particular shape*
It's a dog, DEAL WITH IT!

:p

my 4 year old tries to help, she makes snakes, worms, and sticks. ;)
Lunatic Goofballs
16-01-2008, 15:11
It depends on the type of clown and yes children really are very scared of clowns, almost universally until they are about 8 and some kids still carry the fear after that especially if they are shy children, have had a bad experience, have parents who are afraid of clowns or have been exposed too young to psychotic clown movies.

As far as what I was talking about with the type of clown, a loud boisterous clown is really scary to a small child, so are ones with high voices. Clowns who wear a grotesque form of make up (white face, exaggerated eyes and mouth) can also be frightening. I tend to tone down my clown make-up when I am dealing with children for this reason.

Exactly. Outfit and make up makes a big difference in how children perceive a clown.
Lunatic Goofballs
16-01-2008, 15:13
The FATHER? How is an adult male afraid of clowns? WTF? Guys in my old neighborhood who wore makeup got beaten ;)

"There is nothing funny about a clown in the moonlight." -Lon Chaney Sr.

:)
Lunatic Goofballs
16-01-2008, 15:16
I try not to frighten people. I once was hired for a birthday party, showed the kid the pictures of me dressed up beforehand to make sure he wasn't scared, everything seemed fine, went, he freaked out! Crying, shaking, hiding behind his father (who apparently was afraid of clowns and his wife didn't know), so I asked the kid "do you want me to go change into my real person stuff and come back? and he said "yes!" so I did.

His mom almost didn't pay me. "I hired a clown!"

yeah, for people terrified of them! idiot.

I still did the balloons and face painting......

Dorks. :p

I have a clown-lite getup and routine for such situations. Not much more than a colorful suit and a silly hat. *nod*
Smunkeeville
16-01-2008, 15:17
Dorks. :p

I have a clown-lite getup and routine for such situations. Not much more than a colorful suit and a silly hat. *nod*

clown-lite includes a more mainstream wig, a nose and a brightly colored apron.

think......Loonette.
Mythotic Kelkia
16-01-2008, 15:20
I think the problem is that clowning is traditionally adult entertainment, like court jesters and the like. It was never meant to be something children found fun. Its only for some reason in the past century or so we've decided clowns are for children.
Ifreann
16-01-2008, 15:20
I blame all of this on It.
Lunatic Goofballs
16-01-2008, 15:23
clown-lite includes a more mainstream wig, a nose and a brightly colored apron.

think......Loonette.

It's always best to be prepared. Sometimes the magic and juggling aren't well received or the face painting gets done early and I have to resort to... *grits teeth* balloon animals.

I'm giving the unicycle a second chance this year. I tried once before a couple years ago and couldn't quite get the knack.
Smunkeeville
16-01-2008, 15:29
It's always best to be prepared. Sometimes the magic and juggling aren't well received or the face painting gets done early and I have to resort to... *grits teeth* balloon animals.

I'm giving the unicycle a second chance this year. I tried once before a couple years ago and couldn't quite get the knack.

it helps if you not only try to balance side to side but front to back, I figured out that shifting my weight to the back a bit helps. *nod*

my magic sucks. slight of hand is not my gig, I can basically do like some paper tearing tricks and a few handkerchief things that bring laughs, but mostly, I really depend on having a white face to keep me supplied with moments of misunderstanding hilarity. Luckily I have an assistant now. (who looks like my boss of course ;))
Ifreann
16-01-2008, 15:31
What, this guy?

http://www.psychodelica.com/img/other/Pennywise01.jpg

*goes into terror shock*
*falls on ground screaming*
*is impressed with voice and motion activated emoting software*
Lunatic Goofballs
16-01-2008, 15:32
I blame all of this on It.

What, this guy?

http://www.psychodelica.com/img/other/Pennywise01.jpg
Ifreann
16-01-2008, 15:35
it helps if you not only try to balance side to side but front to back, I figured out that shifting my weight to the back a bit helps. *nod*

Hang on, are you telling me that you can ride a unicycle, but not a bicycle?


Or was that someone else I remember telling me they couldn't ride a bicycle.........:confused:
Smunkeeville
16-01-2008, 15:40
Hang on, are you telling me that you can ride a unicycle, but not a bicycle?


Or was that someone else I remember telling me they couldn't ride a bicycle.........:confused:

It's true I can't ride a bicycle, although I haven't actually tried since I learned to ride the unicycle, so I am just assuming that I still can't.

I have no use for a bicycle, they aren't funny or silly or anything.
Lunatic Goofballs
16-01-2008, 15:45
It's true I can't ride a bicycle, although I haven't actually tried since I learned to ride the unicycle, so I am just assuming that I still can't.

I have no use for a bicycle, they aren't funny or silly or anything.

Then clearly you have never ridden a bicycle into a mudpit. :p
St Edmund
16-01-2008, 15:53
Then clearly you have never ridden a bicycle into a mudpit. :p

Not talking about the noble sport of Bog Snorkelling (http://www.wherewhenwales.com/wales-bog-snorkelling-art.html), are you? ;)
Call to power
16-01-2008, 16:14
but hospitals are full of clowns anyway :confused:

It's true I can't ride a bicycle.

hooray I'm not alone :p
Ifreann
16-01-2008, 16:18
It's true I can't ride a bicycle, although I haven't actually tried since I learned to ride the unicycle, so I am just assuming that I still can't.

I have no use for a bicycle, they aren't funny or silly or anything.

They're a cheap mode of transport and exercise. And you never forget how to ride them, so they must have magical properties or something.
Smunkeeville
16-01-2008, 16:27
They're a cheap mode of transport and exercise. And you never forget how to ride them, so they must have magical properties or something.

my children and husband are bike riders, we go to the park for them to do that, I just read thankyouverymuch.
Lunatic Goofballs
16-01-2008, 16:27
Not talking about the noble sport of Bog Snorkelling (http://www.wherewhenwales.com/wales-bog-snorkelling-art.html), are you? ;)

Sounds fun, but I was talking about something more akin to this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07szNLzId8I

:)
Lunatic Goofballs
16-01-2008, 20:40
but hospitals are full of clowns anyway :confused:

The bedridden can't escape as easily. :)
The Alma Mater
16-01-2008, 20:49
I blame all of this on It.

But I like floating !
Smunkeeville
16-01-2008, 20:50
But I like floating !

we all float down here.
Ilaer
16-01-2008, 21:24
What, this guy?

*snipped to avoid further discomfort*

That picture gives me daymares. :(
M-mmYumyumyumYesindeed
16-01-2008, 21:52
Great to see how the votes are turning out. LOL
Mad hatters in jeans
16-01-2008, 22:15
So far, there are 24 people scared of clowns, about 2 not scared of them and 14 who say they're lunatic Goofballs.
So it seems that Lunatic Goofballs is more than one person, or 14 people think they're Lunatic Goofballs.:p
i sense this poll has a few flaws.
By the way did anyone else read the title as "clowns are bad for your teeth"?
And i'm one of the i'm not scared of clowns