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Huckabee-Colbert '08?

1010102
10-01-2008, 22:27
After his triumph in Iowa and third-place finish in New Hampshire, Mike Huckabee showed up Wednesday night for another Colbert bump.

An earlier bump pushed Huckabee to the front of the Republican presidential pack, the candidate assured TV comic Stephen Colbert.

"The only reason I'm the front-runner now is because of the Colbert bump," a mostly straight-faced Huckabee told the host of "The Colbert Report" on Comedy Central. "If it were not for that I would not be sitting in this chair, I would be probably somewhere serving hamburgers at a drive-in restaurant."

Colbert, in a split-screen interview, then ran Huckabee through a series of questions about the candidate's policies.

Example: Would he chase Osama bin Laden into hell, as rival candidate John McCain said Wednesday he would do?

"And beyond," Huckabee said. "I will charge hell with a water pistol if necessary."

Colbert, who abandoned his own 2008 presidential bid after the South Carolina Democratic Party voted to keep him off its primary ballot, said he was still willing to be Huckabee's running mate, as
Huckabee apparently had promised earlier. Colbert said his "foreign policy" experience — trips to Sandals resorts in Jamaica, the Bahamas — would help answer Huckabee critics that the
former Arkansas governor lacked such.

Just in case, though, Colbert then gave Huckabee a chance to take back his running mate promise publicly.

"Stephen, please, be my running mate," Huckabee said.

"Yes, a thousand times yes," was Colbert's answer.



Is it real, or is it just a joke? I'm not sure.

link (http://www.cnn.com/linkto/ticker.html)

If it is, I think it is Huckabee's counter to Obama, and a way to steall Obama's main voter base.
New Genoa
10-01-2008, 22:39
Steven Colbert is a democrat IRL...
Khadgar
10-01-2008, 22:41
I'm not sure if he's joking or if he's a joke candidate.
1010102
10-01-2008, 22:45
Steven Colbert is a democrat IRL...

I know that, but this could be a smart move by huckabee.
Gravlen
10-01-2008, 22:46
:eek:

Damn the South Carolina Democratic Party! http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u275/Gravlen/NSG/Smilies%20and%20animated%20stuff/smiley_fistshake.gif DAMN THEM TO HECK!!
Egg and chips
10-01-2008, 22:46
That would be at one and the same time the most awesome and most scary combination in the history of world politics...
Chumblywumbly
10-01-2008, 22:55
Is it real, or is it just a joke? I’m not sure.
Wasn’t Huckabee the guy who got Chuck Norris on one of his TV spots?

Seems like he has at leas one semi-competent advisor on da yoof.
Ifreann
10-01-2008, 22:55
They've got my illegal votes.
Fleckenstein
10-01-2008, 23:04
*sarcasm*
Kyronea
10-01-2008, 23:06
It's nothing but a vote stealing job. Huckabee will dump Colbert the instant he no longer needs him, since Huckabee is not stupid enough to be fooled by Colbert's character acting. He knows that the real Colbert would never want to work with him.
Chumblywumbly
10-01-2008, 23:23
He knows that the real Colbert would never want to work with him.
And, far more importantly, can’t work with him.

Colbert is constitutionally barred from running for office, IIRC.
The_pantless_hero
10-01-2008, 23:26
Colbert is constitutionally barred from running for office, IIRC.
On what grounds?
Chumblywumbly
10-01-2008, 23:34
On what grounds?
I may be mistaken.

His Colbert 08 campaign was illegal (or would have been if it was serious) because it was sponsored by Doritos and Colbert was registered as both Democrat and Republican. But I don’t know if that would necessarily invalidate him as a running partner for a Presedential candidate.

However, as it’s all a long-running joke...
Kyronea
10-01-2008, 23:35
I may be mistaken.

His Colbert 08 campaign was illegal (or would have been if it was serious) because it was sponsored by Doritos and Colbert was registered as both Democrat and Republican. But I don’t know if that would necessarily invalidate him as a running partner for a Presedential candidate.

However, as it’s all a long-running joke...

No, that does not bar him from being a Vice Presidential candidate.
[NS]Click Stand
10-01-2008, 23:51
No, that does not bar him from being a Vice Presidential candidate.

Yay for loopholes!

Now we get to have the best Vice-Prez evar.
Kyronea
10-01-2008, 23:54
Click Stand;13361918']Yay for loopholes!

Now we get to have the best Vice-Prez evar.

Uh, no. The Vice President is not exactly an important position most of the time. Sure, they sit in at the Senate and cast a tiebreaker vote, but how often does that happen?

Really, they're more like a replacement part for some extremely expensive piece of equipment in the factory of our government. And considering we'd have to elect Huckabee first in order for Colbert to be a replacement piece, that's not worth it.
Chumblywumbly
11-01-2008, 00:29
Click Stand;13361918’]Yay for loopholes!

Now we get to have the best Vice-Prez evar.
Peeps do realise Colbert is a comedian and this is all a joke, don’t you?
Amadjiah
11-01-2008, 01:22
Click Stand;13361918']Yay for loopholes!

Now we get to have the best Vice-Prez evar.

Second best; Dan Quayle was the best, if only because unintentional comedy is usually funnier than intentional comedy.
[NS]Click Stand
11-01-2008, 01:39
Peeps do realise Colbert is a comedian and this is all a joke, don’t you?

yes, note the misspellings.

Also, the best part about being Vice-President is that you can make funny speeches, not the actual power it brings.
OceanDrive2
11-01-2008, 23:18
And, far more importantly, can’t work with him.

Colbert is constitutionally barred from running for office, IIRC.What?
The Guardian council barred him?

:D