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Who is your favorite literary...

The Parkus Empire
09-01-2008, 20:03
...(and swashbuckling) Gascon?


D'Artagnan from The Three Musketeers (http://www.online-literature.com/dumas/threemusketeers/), by Alexandre Dumas

Fighting for the king and queen of France, and getting in numerous duels with members of the infamous Cardinal's Guard, d'Artagnan eventually becomes a legendary musketeer.
Quote: "My letter of recommendation! Give it to me, or by God I'll run you all through like birds on a spit!"


Cyrano de Bergerac from the play of the same name (http://www.gutenberg.org/catalog/world/readfile?fk_files=38102), by Edmond Rostand.

Poetic, yet short tempered, Cyrano is a soldier in the King's army and prays to someday win the affections of his cousin, Roxanne. But his extraordinarily large nose (any who mentioned it should prepare for death) makes him feel that his hopes are useless.

Quote:
"'Tis enormous!
Old Flathead, empty-headed meddler, know
That I am proud possessing such appendice.
'Tis well known, a big nose is indicative
Of a soul affable, and kind, and courteous,
Liberal, brave, just like myself, and such
As you can never dare to dream yourself,
Rascal contemptible! For that witless face
That my hand soon will come to cuff--is all
As empty--of pride, of aspiration,
Of feeling, poetry--of godlike spark
Of all that appertains to my big nose,
As. . .what my boot will shortly come and kick!"


André-Louis Moreau from Scaramouche (http://www.gutenberg.org/catalog/world/readfile?fk_files=39589), by Rafael Sabatini.

"He was born with a gift of laughter and a sense that the world was mad." Originally a cynic without a cause, Moreau eventually becomes revolutionary in France when he is hunted and his best friend is killed in a duel by a royalist. Hiding out among a Commedia dell'arte group, he assumes the role of Scaramouche in the plays. He begins to take fencing lessons and then proceeds to join the assembly where he gets himself challenged by bullies.

Quote [after a duel]:" M. le Président, my excuses for my late arrival. I have been detained by an engagement of a pressing nature. I bring you also the excuses of M. de Chabriellane. He, unfortunately, will be permanently absent from this assembly in the future."


Etienne Gerard, from various short stories (http://etext.lib.virginia.edu/etcbin/toccer-new2?id=DoyGera.sgm&images=images/modeng&data=/texts/english/modeng/parsed&tag=public&part=all) by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.

"If he has the thickest head he has also the stoutest heart in my army" said Napoléon Bonaparte of his best hussar. Gerard is gallant and brave. He is also unimaginative and vain. For example, he accidentally winds-up in an fox-hunt, and thinks he is a hero among the British for killing the fox (with his sabre) while escaping from them. They thought it unsporting.

Quote:"...down I went, saddled my big black charger, Rataplan, and set off instantly upon my lonely journey.
"My word, it was treat for those poor Poles and Jews, who have so little to brighten their dull lives, to see such a picture as that before their doors. The frosty morning air made Rataplan's great black limbs and the beautiful curves of his back and sides gleam and shimmer with every gambade. As for me, the rattle of hoofs upon a road, and the jingle of bride chains which comes with every toss of a saucy head, would even now set my blood dancing through my veins. You may think, then, how I carried myself in my five-and-twentieth year--I, Etienne Gerard, the picked horseman and the surest blade in the ten regiments of hussars. Blue was our colour in the Tenth--a sky-blue dolman and pelisse with a scarlet front--and it was said of us in the army that we could set whole populations running, the women towards us, and the men away."


Gabriel Feraud from The Duel (aka. The Point of Honor (http://books.google.com/books?id=rXOXmKLaIxYC&printsec=frontcover&dq#PPP1,M1)), by Joseph Conrad.

Also a hussar in Bonaparte's army, Feraud is darker than Gerard. He is arrested by Baron D'Hubert (a fellow hussar) on the orders of their general, for dueling a civilian. He turns on D'Hubert and demands to fight. In the ensuing sabre battle he is wounded. Ever afterwards he stalks the poor D'Hubert, forcing him to to duel, though each fight proves inconclusive.

Quote [right before their first duel]: "Seconds! Damn the seconds! We don't want any seconds. Don't you worry about any seconds. I will send word to your friends to come and bury you when I am done. This is no time for ceremonies. And if you want any witnesses, I'll send word to the old girl to put her head out of a window at the back. Stay! There's the gardener. He'll do. He's as deaf as a post, but he has two eyes in his head. Come along. I will teach you, my staff officer, that the carrying about of a general's orders is not always child's play."
Majority 12
09-01-2008, 20:07
Literary swordplay's pretty dull.

That said, swordplay is rather dull.
Telesha
09-01-2008, 20:20
Edmund Dantes doesn't really do any swashbuckling, but a Dumas book is on the list and I feel contrarian today, so I'm going with him.

Literary swordplay's pretty dull.

That said, swordplay is rather dull.

Try it sometime. ;)
The Parkus Empire
09-01-2008, 20:20
Literary swordplay's pretty dull.

That said, swordplay is rather dull.
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b7cc32b3127cceb18df277723e00000025100IYsmrNo2csf
I will have you know I am a fencer!
The Parkus Empire
09-01-2008, 20:21
Edmund Dantes doesn't really do any swashbuckling, but a Dumas book is on the list and I feel contrarian today, so I'm going with him.

But is Edmond a Gascon? NO!
Telesha
09-01-2008, 20:23
But is Edmond a Gascon? NO!

As I said, "feeling contrarian"

and I'm not entirely sure what a Gascon is...:(
Deus Malum
09-01-2008, 20:25
Rudolf Rassendyl of The Prisoner of Zenda by Anthony Hope.

He swashbuckles to save the life of the King of Ruritania, whom he has been impersonating to maintain order, and in the process woos the King's bride-to-be.
The Parkus Empire
09-01-2008, 20:25
As I said, "feeling contrarian"

and I'm not entirely sure what a Gascon is...:(

Someone from....

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/dc/MapOfGascony.png

Although Dantes in memorable literary character (I have reade the book unabridged) he does not really fit in here.
Anti-Social Darwinism
09-01-2008, 20:28
Cyrano, on the nose.
Chumblywumbly
09-01-2008, 20:30
Cyrano, on the nose.
Boom boom!
The Parkus Empire
09-01-2008, 20:31
Rudolf Rassendyl of The Prisoner of Zenda by Anthony Hope.

He swashbuckles to save the life of the King of Ruritania, whom he has been impersonating to maintain order, and in the process woos the King's bride-to-be.

Whoops! Another choice that does not fit.

He is not from Gascony.
Telesha
09-01-2008, 20:32
Someone from....

-snip-
Although Dantes in memorable literary character (I have reade the book unabridged) he does not really fit in here.

Figures: exactly what I'd figured it was.

Open mouth, insert foot.
The Parkus Empire
09-01-2008, 20:33
Figures: exactly what I'd figured it was.

Open mouth, insert foot.

Indeed. You even picked a character who personally voiced his disdain for dueling (because it did not provide adequate pain to a hated opponent).
Muravyets
09-01-2008, 20:35
Wow. I had no idea there were so many literary and swashbuckling Gascons.

My vote goes to Cyrano. Nose or no nose, he's the coolest, toughest, smartest, most date-able. That silly bitch he was hung up on clearly had no taste.
The Parkus Empire
09-01-2008, 20:36
Wow. I had no idea there were so many literary and swashbuckling Gascons.

My vote goes to Cyrano. Nose or no nose, he's the coolest, toughest, smartest, most date-able. That silly bitch he was hung up on clearly had no taste.

She said she loved him at the end of the play....
Anti-Social Darwinism
09-01-2008, 20:39
She said she loved him at the end of the play....

A day late and way over a dollar short.

I'd have done him in a New York minute. You know what they say about big noses and ...
Agerias
09-01-2008, 20:44
Literary swordplay's pretty dull.

That said, swordplay is rather dull.
Swordplay can't be dull considering it's done with sharp blades meant for cutting flesh.

It'd defeat the entire purpose of swords if it were dull.
The Parkus Empire
09-01-2008, 20:44
A day late and way over a dollar short.

I'd have done him in a New York minute. You know what they say about big noses and ...

Hell, she did not know his heart (which is what really counts) until the end. How can you blame her? Maybe if she rejected him you would have cause to be upset, but she did not know.
Muravyets
09-01-2008, 21:02
Hell, she did not know his heart (which is what really counts) until the end. How can you blame her? Maybe if she rejected him you would have cause to be upset, but she did not know.
She could have tried looking at him and thinking about him. Yes, he was shy around her, but he was hardly invisible on the social scene. His reputation was stellar, and his exploits and wit were there for all to see. No, just like so many others, that shallow cow never bothered to look past the nose until it was too late.

And anyway, we're comparing Gascons, not Gascons' girlfriends. Cyrano is clearly the best of the ones you listed. :)
The Parkus Empire
09-01-2008, 21:42
She could have tried looking at him and thinking about him. Yes, he was shy around her, but he was hardly invisible on the social scene. His reputation was stellar, and his exploits and wit were there for all to see.

Maybe she thought he was out of her league?

No, just like so many others, that shallow cow never bothered to look past the nose until it was too late.


If he had made a move he would have won her in a heartbeat.

And anyway, we're comparing Gascons, not Gascons' girlfriends. Cyrano is clearly the best of the ones you listed. :)

I care to differ. Cyrano had something alright, certainly superior to Feraud. But compare, if you will, Scaramouche. He was just as intelligent. He did not have a long nose, but according to the book he was only redeemed from ugliness by his remarkable eyes.And he had it worse than Cyrano; he eventually won the woman he loved, but she ditched him for his most hated enemy, the very man who killed his friend,
Muravyets
09-01-2008, 22:22
Maybe she thought he was out of her league?
Well, that would put an interesting spin on the whole story, then, wouldn't it?


If he had made a move he would have won her in a heartbeat.
Ya think? I'm not so sure. I think, for a person like her, it would have been easier to love Cyrano after he was dead than to have to listen to her friends comment on her lover's nose. But I'm a cynic with no romance in my soul -- only the ability to recognize good boyfriend material when I see it.


I care to differ. Cyrano had something alright, certainly superior to Feraud. But compare, if you will, Scaramouche. He was just as intelligent. He did not have a long nose, but according to the book he was only redeemed from ugliness by his remarkable eyes.And he had it worse than Cyrano; he eventually won the woman he loved, but she ditched him for his most hated enemy, the very man who killed his friend,
No accounting for taste. I always thought of Scaramouche as a big dufus. I mean, what kind of idiot loses the girl to the villain? Really. In fact, it was Scaramouche that first sparked my interest in villains as being more complex and interesting characters than heroes. I had to ask myself, what was it about him that let him win her over? What was attractive or lovable about him? I didn't think it was that cheap "bad boy" cop-out. I thought he made an appealing case for himself in his behavior. And yet he was the bad guy. Very interesting. Oh, wait -- what was this story supposed to be about? Some bore named Scaramouche? :p
The Parkus Empire
09-01-2008, 22:30
Well, that would put an interesting spin on the whole story, then, wouldn't it?

Roxanne, the play.

Ya think? I'm not so sure. I think, for a person like her, it would have been easier to love Cyrano after he was dead than to have to listen to her friends comment on her lover's nose. But I'm a cynic with no romance in my soul -- only the ability to recognize good boyfriend material when I see it.

When she found out it was Cyrano who had wrote the letters, and not Christian, she immediately loved him. That was a bit before his impending death was apparent.

No accounting for taste. I always thought of Scaramouche as a big dufus. I mean, what kind of idiot loses the girl to the villain? Really. In fact, it was Scaramouche that first sparked my interest in villains as being more complex and interesting characters than heroes. I had to ask myself, what was it about him that let him win her over? What was attractive or lovable about him? I didn't think it was that cheap "bad boy" cop-out. I thought he made an appealing case for himself in his behavior. And yet he was the bad guy. Very interesting. Oh, wait -- what was this story supposed to be about? Some bore named Scaramouche? :p

Bore? Bore?!?! How can you say that? Rather than give his ex-love-of-his-life the old "emo-retreat" like most scorned lovers of literature, he called her "vile".
Andaluciae
09-01-2008, 22:37
Cyrano, for his poetry and his nose.
Muravyets
09-01-2008, 22:41
Roxanne, the play.



When she found out it was Cyrano who had wrote the letters, and not Christian, she immediately loved him. That was a bit before his impending death was apparent.



Bore? Bore?!?! How can you say that? Rather than give his ex-love-of-his-life the old "emo-retreat" like most scorned lovers of literature, he called her "vile".
Yeah, that's right, insulted the woman who rejected him. She was a skank. Scaramouche didn't even like her, not really. He could get any woman; he didn't need her. No cool guy would ever want to do her. You know, except for that handsome, rich guy.

By the way, what was that villain's name? I'm totally pulling a blank on that one.
Xiscapia
09-01-2008, 22:43
Swordplay can't be dull considering it's done with sharp blades meant for cutting flesh.

It'd defeat the entire purpose of swords if it were dull.
The mad literalist stricks again!
Telesha
09-01-2008, 22:46
By the way, what was that villain's name? I'm totally pulling a blank on that one.

Marquis de la Tour?
Muravyets
09-01-2008, 22:51
Marquis de la Tour?

Thank you. :)
The Parkus Empire
09-01-2008, 23:10
Thank you. :)

Did you just call Marquis de la Tour d'Azyr "handsome"? You think Scaramouche's dad is more appealing than he is?