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5 July 2008: The End of The World

According to the sex crazed folks at the Church of the SubGenius, the end of the world will fall on 5th of July 2008. Mark your calendars everyone! From the news release:

The Church of the SubGenius has announced that the end of the world will take place on Saturday, July 5, 2008. In preparation for the fulfillment of this doomsday prophecy, the Church is requesting that all of its members participate in a bizarre religious ceremony taking place in upstate New York, during the final weekend before the arrival of the apocalypse.

Since its inception in 1953, Church founder J.R. "Bob" Dobbs has predicted that a fleet of flying saucers will arrive at the beginning of July to destroy the worldwide Conspiracy against the Church of the SubGenius, while all ordained SubGenius ministers will be rescued by escape vessels piloted by the Alien Sex Goddesses, also known as the Xists.

The Church is inviting all of its members worldwide to gather together for the final hours in Sherman, New York from Wednesday, July 2 to Sunday, July 6, at a clothing-optional outdoor campground called Brushwood Folklore Center. The first gathering at this compound took place in 1996, and the event has increased in size and participants each following year. 1998 was designated the first true "X-Day," and each successive year has added one to the total. This year's celebration in 2008 is X-Day 11, or X-Day XI.

Hey, the end of the world can't be that bad with Alien Sex Goddesses around aye! But something is telling me that come July 5 this year, the X-Day will come and go leaving behind lots of drunken, sex-charged, crazy ufo cult loving party-goers but no end of the world. Darn it! Oh well there's always X-Day 12 to look forward to.

Link (http://izreloaded.blogspot.com/2008/01/5-july-2008-end-of-world.html)

Apparently the Church of SubGenius will be hosting a kegger before the end of the world, and we'll be invaded by UFO who will destroy us. I think I may want to join the kegger. Should be interesting.

http://www.exitmundi.nl/exitmundi.htm



Peak oil should be worse, but hell...If there is free booze and sex sign me up!

I think that partying like its the end of the world every year is a very good idea

will we be needing to bathe if we are all going to die horribly anyway?

I will be setting up a sunscreen vendor right next door. :)

Will you be applying the sunscreen?

I will be setting up a sunscreen vendor right next door. :)

My personal favorite (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_rip).

Now, how to survive for another 50 billion years...

Will you be applying the sunscreen?

Maybe, but I reserve the right to refuse service to anyone for any reason. :)

Maybe, but I reserve the right to refuse service to anyone for any reason. :)

sounds like a good excuse to stop half way through for some funk art sunburns

I'll be in the States during July. Maybe I should show the rest of the road trippers this thing. I reckon they'd be up for it. We are all students after all. Right up our street.

I certainly hope the world won't be ending anytime in June. It'll interrupt my Scandinavian cruise.

sounds like a good excuse to stop half way through for some funk art sunburns

Would I do something like that???? *hums innocently*

Well, you never know what you may come across on the human body so you have to be prepared to say, "I'm sorry, sir but I can't slip my hand between the rolls of fat without tasting bile. I'm afraid you're on your own on this"

or...

"I'm sorry, ma'am, the odor is making my sinuses bleed."

or...

"No, I don't think so. It looks contagious."

In fact, the more I think about it, the worse ths idea sounds. :eek:

In fact, the more I think about it, the worse ths idea sounds. :eek:

but who will save the ladies boobies!?

Maybe, but I reserve the right to refuse service to anyone for any reason. :)

I wonder how much Mrs. Goofball and her overcharged tazer had to do with that decision. :p

but who will save the ladies boobies!?

How many voluptuous nubile nymphomaniacs do you thing the Church of the SubGenius has? Probably one for recruiting purposes. :p

I wonder how much Mrs. Goofball and her overcharged tazer had to do with that decision. :p

Yep, my plan is sounding worse and worse... :eek:

Link (http://izreloaded.blogspot.com/2008/01/5-july-2008-end-of-world.html)

Apparently the Church of SubGenius will be hosting a kegger before the end of the world, and we'll be invaded by UFO who will destroy us. I think I may want to join the kegger. Should be interesting.

Sons of bitches. Blows my idea for an Apocalypse Party for my 26th birthday (which will be on December 21, 2012) out of the water. :mad:

Yep, my plan is sounding worse and worse... :eek:

I've always wanted to see LG do the electric tango...

I wonder if these doomsday cults take out pensions.
Pretty interesting saying the world is going to end, and it gives you something to look foreward too, or not look foreward too.
But pointless, i remember hearing about one suicide cult that was formed (can't remember where),so all the members about 100 of them gathered at a certain special area, where the leader killed himself, the others decided it might not be a good idea after all, and ignored it from there on.

*steals idea*

*plans apocalypse party for end of January*

I've always wanted to see LG do the electric tango...

Done it. My friends enjoyed it. I could live without doing it again. :p