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Blue is the new Green

Barringtonia
07-01-2008, 07:00
So says Ann Mack, director of trend spotting at JWT, an ad agency owned by WPP Group. In marketing circles as well as the broader consumer consciousness, the environment was certainly one of the defining issues of 2007. Now, she said, "some eco-fatigue has set in".

"The idea of green has been so overused and misused that it has ceased to mean anything"

So, in 2008, marketers increasingly will link environmental messages with the colour blue rather than green. This is more than just superficial rebranding she insisted. The issues associated with what Mack called "environmentalism 2.0" - climate change and access to clean water - are more clearly signaled by blue, the colour of the sky and water, than by green, which many people negatively associate with "tree huggers and sandals"; she said.

Now, before you get all "marketing is the devil's work", which it might be, it does affect us and for this I use a Hollywood film!

Miranda Priestly: This... 'stuff'? Oh... ok. I see, you think this has nothing to do with you. You go to your closet and you select out, oh I don't know, that lumpy blue sweater, for instance, because you're trying to tell the world that you take yourself too seriously to care about what you put on your back. But what you don't know is that that sweater is not just blue, it's not turquoise, it's not lapis, it's actually cerulean. You're also blithely unaware of the fact that in 2002, Oscar De La Renta did a collection of cerulean gowns. And then I think it was Yves St Laurent, wasn't it, who showed cerulean military jackets? And then cerulean quickly showed up in the collections of 8 different designers. Then it filtered down through the department stores and then trickled on down into some tragic casual corner where you, no doubt, fished it out of some clearance bin. However, that blue represents millions of dollars and countless jobs and so it's sort of comical how you think that you've made a choice that exempts you from the fashion industry when, in fact, you're wearing the sweater that was selected for you by the people in this room. From a pile of stuff.

So, why are your impressionable minds affected by this sort of thing, what kind of sell-outs are you to be buying a different washing powder because it has blue packaging rather than green?

Why?
South Lorenya
07-01-2008, 11:43
Pan-blue alliance wants taiwan to stay part of commuchina.
Pan-green coalition wants taiwanese independence.

Go green.
Lunatic Goofballs
07-01-2008, 12:23
Green is the color of bizarre poop. Blue poop would probably send you screaming to the emergency room. *nod*
Lunatic Goofballs
07-01-2008, 12:31
I wonder if you could freak a doctor out by drinking copious amounts of blue food dye a day or so before providing a stool sample.

"I'm not sure I know what you mean Doctor, it's always been that colour, something wrong?"

*plots*
Barringtonia
07-01-2008, 12:32
Green is the color of bizarre poop. Blue poop would probably send you screaming to the emergency room. *nod*

I wonder if you could freak a doctor out by drinking copious amounts of blue food dye a day or so before providing a stool sample.

"I'm not sure I know what you mean Doctor, it's always been that colour, something wrong?"
Space Orks
07-01-2008, 12:39
Ann Mack haz no idea what GREEEEN iz all about!
BackwoodsSquatches
07-01-2008, 12:43
*plots*

Dewitts' backache pills will also turn urine blue.
as will Doans' pills (reputedly).

Also, if you can find it, the grape flavor of Mt Dew, will turn ones poo bright neon green.
( I know that from experience).
Cannot think of a name
07-01-2008, 13:08
Add it to the chart. (http://thediagram.com/6_3/leisurearts.html)
Barringtonia
07-01-2008, 13:57
Add it to the chart. (http://thediagram.com/6_3/leisurearts.html)

Thank you for that - it would be nice if you could link each description to a report, or at least do something with it rather than just look at it, there's potential in there that's not being extracted - or perhaps I'm too lazy to really explore it.
Tagmatium
07-01-2008, 14:41
I wonder if you could freak a doctor out by drinking copious amounts of blue food dye a day or so before providing a stool sample.

"I'm not sure I know what you mean Doctor, it's always been that colour, something wrong?"
Recently, me and my housemates bought some food die just for kicks. We spent the evening adding it to all our dinners. However, it turned out the stuff was very, very bad, with side affects ranging from nasea to depression and anxiety. Nasty stuff.
Lunatic Goofballs
07-01-2008, 15:07
Adding "2.0" on the end of something should be a capital offense.

THen adding "1.0" should be grounds for being mulched. *nod*
Mirkai
07-01-2008, 15:07
Adding "2.0" on the end of something should be a capital offense.
Hamilay
07-01-2008, 15:09
Recently, me and my housemates bought some food die just for kicks. We spent the evening adding it to all our dinners. However, it turned out the stuff was very, very bad, with side affects ranging from nasea to depression and anxiety. Nasty stuff.

That would probably explain it.

Sorry.
Whereyouthinkyougoing
07-01-2008, 15:49
Add it to the chart. (http://thediagram.com/6_3/leisurearts.html)

"Ass is the new pussy"? Awesome. :p
Barringtonia
07-01-2008, 15:50
Recently, me and my housemates bought some food die just for kicks. We spent the evening adding it to all our dinners. However, it turned out the stuff was very, very bad, with side affects ranging from nasea to depression and anxiety. Nasty stuff.

Sounds terrible but, selfishly, I'm glad you performed this experiment before I placed my order for 1 gallon of Acme Blue Dye.
Barringtonia
07-01-2008, 15:52
"Ass is the new pussy"? Awesome. :p

I liked 'Canada is the new Estonia'. :)
Whereyouthinkyougoing
07-01-2008, 16:00
I liked 'Canada is the new Estonia'. :)

The ones that stymie me:

Getting pregnant is the new yoga.
October is the new December.
Thug shooting is the new love making.
Ignorant is the new educated.

WTF?


Best one: Nepotism is the new polio. :p:p
Isidoor
07-01-2008, 18:33
Add it to the chart. (http://thediagram.com/6_3/leisurearts.html)

The ones that stymie me:

Getting pregnant is the new yoga.
October is the new December.
Thug shooting is the new love making.
Ignorant is the new educated.

WTF?


Best one: Nepotism is the new polio. :p:p


You forgot: "new is the new new"
Mad hatters in jeans
07-01-2008, 18:36
Well Mr Blonde here says we aren't being fair to Mr Green, and Mr Pink doesn't want anything to do with it.
But personally i prefer blue, but i think i wear too much of it.
Laerod
07-01-2008, 19:34
Now, before you get all "marketing is the devil's work", which it might be, it does affect us and for this I use a Hollywood film!



So, why are your impressionable minds affected by this sort of thing, what kind of sell-outs are you to be buying a different washing powder because it has blue packaging rather than green?

Why?My eyes are rolling so hard they've nearly fallen out of my head.
Ohshucksiforgotourname
08-01-2008, 02:14
That would probably explain it.

Sorry.

Don't be; that was funny! :D
KneelBeforeZod
08-01-2008, 02:17
General Zod is the new "Superman"!

KNEEL!
UNITIHU
08-01-2008, 03:09
!!!!!!
Your poop can turn blue by drinking blue raspberry slurpies. I experience this quite often.
Sel Appa
08-01-2008, 03:20
Pan-blue alliance wants taiwan to stay part of commuchina.
Pan-green coalition wants taiwanese independence.

Go green.

Go blue.
Barringtonia
08-01-2008, 03:26
!!!!!!
Your poop can turn blue by drinking blue raspberry slurpies. I experience this quite often.

Yup, hours spent crafting a complex question involving the psychology of masses in a consumer-centric society, sourcing cites and quotes to lend context and provoke measured debate and, yet again, derailed within 5 posts - it's about poop now.

I blame myself :(

I'm now thinking any doctor's seen dyed poop now, an old trick, I'm going for a world's first rainbow poop, like those popsicles with concentric colours.

Wish me luck!