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So, NSG is about to get it's 4 millionth post soon, while II is still near 2 million. Who would win in an open fight? II has those retro-RP'ers who like to act as sausages on forums...

NSG has people who actually RP as sausages... (I think LG managed to get mustard in his eye from role-playing a hot dog once...)

I think I'll stay loyal to II on this one *cringes in fear and prepares for the worst*

I think I'll stay loyal to II on this one *cringes in fear and prepares for the worst*

I'm going to second that motion, although every now and then a good tussle, which NSG is good for, is very healthy for the body and soul! ;)

NSG spams more but NSG threads get deleted a lot more too.

NSG is winner!

NSG will win, because we have trolls. We send them out to attack first, then send a wave of spam to clean up after that. Third wave will be noob smilies. Finally we come in hitting hard with the regular posters. All the while, II posters will be worrying about all their imaginary troops stats and such. NSG wins hands down.

NSG will win, because we have trolls. We send them out to attack first, then send a wave of spam to clean up after that. Third wave will be noob smilies. Finally we come in hitting hard with the regular posters. All the while, II posters will be worrying about all their imaginary troops stats and such. NSG wins hands down.

lol yeah right, we were ready to pwn you last time. :D :mp5::mp5: :cool:

lol yeah right, we were ready to pwn you last time. :D :mp5::mp5: :cool:

Right. While you guys are sitting there setting up imaginary defenses, we'll send ninjas in to cut ya'll up. NSG is like /b/ lite. And since there is no way you can defeat /b/, then you more than likely cannot defeat NSG. So suck it :p

Among them :

Cave trolls, jihadists, crusaders, revolutionists, conservatives, liberals, nationalists, commies, technologists, pseudo-scientists, mages, serial killers... and/or ticklers, futurists, luddites, sausages, mustards, BLTs, whores, pimps, vegans, animal lovers, /b/-tards, and a whole lot more.

NSG is the Swiss Army Pike of the NS Jolt forums.

NSG will win, because we have trolls. We send them out to attack first, then send a wave of spam to clean up after that. Third wave will be noob smilies. Finally we come in hitting hard with the regular posters. All the while, II posters will be worrying about all their imaginary troops stats and such. NSG wins hands down.

Are you implying that II doesn't have trolls and noob smilies? :confused:

While II is bound by roleplaying etiquette we're bound by nonsense. Where outrageousness is frowned upon in II, it is applauded and escalated in NSG. While II is fiddling with calculators to figure out exactly how many troops and what kind of ships they can use, NSG has already sent wave after wave of mud monsters, bagpipe playing koalas, and has fired the pie cannon so often that it's barrel is creamy and delicious. And that's just the first page.

Never underestimate the power of nonsense.

While II is bound by roleplaying etiquette ... Where outrageousness is frowned upon in II ... While II is fiddling with calculators to figure out exactly how many troops and what kind of ships they can use

ROFLMAO

While II is bound by roleplaying etiquette we're bound by nonsense. Where outrageousness is frowned upon in II, it is applauded and escalated in NSG. While II is fiddling with calculators to figure out exactly how many troops and what kind of ships they can use, NSG has already sent wave after wave of mud monsters, bagpipe playing koalas, and has fired the pie cannon so often that it's barrel is creamy and delicious. And that's just the first page.

Never underestimate the power of nonsense.

It got me through college. :)

Win or lose, after battling me, each of them will be haunted by nightmares of scrotum-seeking attack weasels, mud pits, taco-eating clowns wielding tasers and bamboo practice swords(that leave nasty welts) and Crazy Purple Knockout Gas(tm) upon waking from they find themselves naked, arranged in indecent poses and drawn all over with sharpies.

They will never be the same again. *nod*

While II is bound by roleplaying etiquette we're bound by nonsense. Where outrageousness is frowned upon in II, it is applauded and escalated in NSG. While II is fiddling with calculators to figure out exactly how many troops and what kind of ships they can use, NSG has already sent wave after wave of mud monsters, bagpipe playing koalas, and has fired the pie cannon so often that it's barrel is creamy and delicious. And that's just the first page.

Never underestimate the power of nonsense.
^That. No question.

NSG. We have Lunatic Goofballs (http://www.donaly.com/Chuck_Norris.jpg).

II is superior. Most NSG threads suck to read. Even the good threads degrade into crap if given enough time. II has some true masterpieces thanks to people like AMF.

NSG. We have Lunatic Goofballs (http://www.donaly.com/Chuck_Norris.jpg).
and II has Automagfreek. Try to top that one.

and II has Automagfreek. Try to top that one.

Har har,

AMF News update:

In the early hours of the morning while many a Freek slumbered, a massive invasion force under the command of Colosseum of North Point steamed into Automagfreek territorial waters. Having been caught off guard, the meager defensive ships were almost immediately overrun, allowing a large contingent of enemy landing craft to begin flooding troops into the heart of the once peaceful Freekish nation. The end result was utter carnage as the once thriving society was reduced to nothing more than several bombed out houses, leaving almost 9,000 people without shelter.

Warlord Damien Dreadfire ordered the nation into an emergency lockdown mode in order to prevent these 9,000 people from dying, which would represent a coffin nail for the existance of Automagfreek. The following statement was issued on behalf of the remnants of the government:

Today we have suffered inexplicable tragedy at the hands of North Point. Our people are in shock as to why such an attack occured, for as far as we knew, Colosseum and Greater Draftroomia were on friendly/neutral terms. We would not be too distressed if our coffers had simply been pillaged to fund North Point's operations elsewhere, but instead we were obliterated for no good reason....an act which we cannot wrap our minds around. If we as a people are to survive, we need immediate assistance in order to rebuild our entire infrastructure.

I have contacted Gholgoth, Rhodesian, CIS, and Imperial Draftroom authority concerning our emergency. I only hope that our nation can be salvaged before all hope is forever lost. This is indeed a sad day for Draftroomia...

I must admit though, he RP-ed the annihilation of his island very nicely. Then again, RPs are not my turn-ons, so I'd vote for NSG w/ LG in 08:00.

To be fair, they both suck about equally. International Incidents has wankers, trolls, name-calling, and dickwaving; whereas, in complete contrast, NS General has trolls, dickwaving, name-calling, and wankers. II has/had a few relatively sensible people (Vrak, Yafor 2) and a few relatively insane people (The Island of Rose); NSG has/had a few relatively sensible people (Smunkeeville, GnI) and a few relatively insane people (Lunatic Goofballs, Jordaxia). NSG has more spam, but II has more balloon posters. So, like I said.

What's that? War with the RPers?

*begins profiteering*

NSG would womp II's ass any day.

While the II wankjobs are fretting over the quality of their posts, the thread would be in about five pages before the first II poster could even begin to counter the onslaught of NSG's brutal assault. First wave is trollish conservatives, followed by the zealots of any brand, the LOLCatz pimps, the "Not this shit" pic crew, followed by logistics, one drive-by trolling post... about three pages of off-topic conversation about the merits of mud pie... you get the idea. NSG is the post-whore of the forum.

II is the Nazi Blitzkrieg assaulting NSG, that is the Soviet resistance at Stalingrad. We lose more men through wreckless planning but our numbers never seem to die down.

NSG would womp II's ass any day.

While the II wankjobs are fretting over the quality of their posts, the thread would be in about five pages before the first II poster could even begin to counter the onslaught of NSG's brutal assault.

The textual form of "kekekekeke ZERGLING RUSH!" .

The textual form of "kekekekeke ZERGLING RUSH!" .

Yep.

Har har,



I must admit though, he RP-ed the annihilation of his island very nicely. Then again, RPs are not my turn-ons, so I'd vote for NSG w/ LG in 08:00.



Heh, I see someone else plays Sea Powers.

They both suck. NSG is a bunch of pseudo-intellectual crap, and II is shitty RP.

NS is the one that actually has decent writing. Sometimes.

and II has Automagfreek. Try to top that one.

Any poster from NS.

The mods would win.

I knew there was a reason I couldn't sleep disturbance in the force and all that jazz

NSG always wins because I.I is extremely anal with its facts and sentence structures

NS is filled with nothing but a bajillion sports RP's, FT babble that will put all but the biggest geeks asleep, and pointless meet and greet character RP's. It's also comprised of half noobs, while the other half consists of a mostly segregated elitist RPers who won't give anyone outside their circle the time of day.

See, I can sterotype too. It's fun.

NS is filled with nothing but a bajillion sports RP's, FT babble that will put all but the biggest geeks asleep, and pointless meet and greet character RP's. It's also comprised of half noobs, while the other half consists of a mostly segregated elitist RPers who won't give anyone outside their circle the time of day.

See, I can sterotype too. It's fun.

People who think stereotyping is fun have poor dental hygiene. *nod*

Here's the plan:

While the weekly trolls create a diversion, United Beleriand and Andaras Prime will take a position on the II's left flank. IDF and myself will take a position on II's right flank. We start a flame war regarding Israel's right to exist. II is destroyed in the crossfire. LG finishes off the survivors.

Here's the plan:

While the weekly trolls create a diversion, United Beleriand and Andaras Prime will take a position on the II's left flank. IDF and myself will take a position on II's right flank. We start a flame war regarding Israel's right to exist. II is destroyed in the crossfire. LG finishes off the survivors.

This could work. I love it when a plan comes together.

If that's so? I will keep the wave of RP come!!

NSII Should winning!

Here's the plan:

While the weekly trolls create a diversion, United Beleriand and Andaras Prime will take a position on the II's left flank. IDF and myself will take a position on II's right flank. We start a flame war regarding Israel's right to exist. II is destroyed in the crossfire. LG finishes off the survivors.

What about me and my loyal pack of attack weasels? :)

NS is filled with nothing but a bajillion sports RP's, FT babble that will put all but the biggest geeks asleep, and pointless meet and greet character RP's. It's also comprised of half noobs, while the other half consists of a mostly segregated elitist RPers who won't give anyone outside their circle the time of day.

See, I can sterotype too. It's fun.

Nah, the II RP's with all their endless pointless numbers are the ones that put geeks asleep.

Here's the plan:

While the weekly trolls create a diversion, United Beleriand and Andaras Prime will take a position on the II's left flank. IDF and myself will take a position on II's right flank. We start a flame war regarding Israel's right to exist. II is destroyed in the crossfire. LG finishes off the survivors.

Sorry, but I have to fight beside my II brethren in this one.

Here's the plan:

While the weekly trolls create a diversion, United Beleriand and Andaras Prime will take a position on the II's left flank. IDF and myself will take a position on II's right flank. We start a flame war regarding Israel's right to exist. II is destroyed in the crossfire. LG finishes off the survivors.

And we all know how LG finishes people off. *terrible mental image*

And we all know how LG finishes people off. *terrible mental image*

It is a carefully guarded secret that if a clown makes you laugh yourself to death, you are doomed to rise again as one of us. *nod*

NSG. We can do lots to them in the time it takes them to write just one of their overly long posts, with all the pointless numbers and fancy national emblems. Oh, and we have LG.

I think II would win.

Two words: IGNORE Cannons.

I prefer NSG over II immensely. NS is second place, but not much better. Except for an occasional look at moderation or technical, I don't touch any of the other forums.

I voted for II just to support.

Damn we're like the 4chan of NS...

NSG!! w00t!1!! II has no knoledge of our secret mud tech so there is no doubt in my mind

I voted for II just to support.

Damn we're like the 4chan of NS...:headbang:
Traitor......... :sniper:

Wahhhhhh we're losing support....

The prophecy foretells that if Cazelian marines try to hold the II borders they will fail. Epicly.

The Borders of II...

Hundreds of Cazelian Marines stood fast at the borders of International Incidents. They were all armed with either M1 Garands, M-16s, or Vacuums. Most of them were young men, who had not felt the winds of war.

Then they came by the millions, the mud monsters, the clowns, the Goofballians... They had all come to destroy II.... But the few Cazelians that stood their ground had secret weapons made by the forges of n00bia...
THE n00k and the IGNORE Cannons...

"Open fire Marines! IGNORE them with everything we've got!" Then, the air was filled with metal, n00kz, Vacuum bags and IGNORE...

Them a deafening cry was heard... "IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZ0RZ!"

The Borders of II...

Hundreds of Cazelian Marines stood fast at the borders of International Incidents. They were all armed with either M1 Garands, M-16s, or Vacuums. Most of them were young men, who had not felt the winds of war.

Then they came by the millions, the mud monsters, the clowns, the Goofballians... They had all come to destroy II.... But the few Cazelians that stood their ground had secret weapons made by the forges of n00bia...
THE n00k and the IGNORE Cannons...

"Open fire Marines! IGNORE them with everything we've got!" Then, the air was filled with metal, n00kz, Vacuum bags and IGNORE...

Them a deafening cry was heard... "IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZ0RZ!"Very OOC:I'm sitting next to CAze so I know his every move

A little
OOC: I call upon the prophetic god *Da DA DA DA* LG!!!1! to rain mud and radioactive cherry pie!!!!!!!

I'll speak up for the pudding will win..why must the tomato walk?
Because a war between the forums would be interesting, as with the pudding however we mustn't forget that the tomato of peace will walk away should war come, and might not come back.
But i don't like tomatoes that much, unless they're mixted with spaghetti or in an English breakfast.....hmmmmm breakfast, i could kill for some good food.
And besides that the Mods would stop everyone from posting such rubbish about wars anyway, if only to keep their jobs.

Nah, the II RP's with all their endless pointless numbers are the ones that put geeks asleep.

While number wank does exist, it in no way represents the whole of II. Most of the players I interact with don't number wank at all.

The Borders of II...

Hundreds of Cazelian Marines stood fast at the borders of International Incidents. They were all armed with either M1 Garands, M-16s, or Vacuums. Most of them were young men, who had not felt the winds of war.

Then they came by the millions, the mud monsters, the clowns, the Goofballians... They had all come to destroy II.... But the few Cazelians that stood their ground had secret weapons made by the forges of n00bia...
THE n00k and the IGNORE Cannons...

"Open fire Marines! IGNORE them with everything we've got!" Then, the air was filled with metal, n00kz, Vacuum bags and IGNORE...

Them a deafening cry was heard... "IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZ0RZ!"

From the left flank, a fiery blast issued. Men were burned alive, as the words "JUDAISM IS A LOAD OF ****!" resounded across the battlefield. The reply came, "THE TORAH IS TRUE!" searing the landscape.

II had been caught in the crossfire of a UB-Mirkana flame war.

The situation was about as hopeless as the Middle East peace process.

II would so win. As we don't have the crazies who go around spouting off crap just to get the hordes of people who decry them and get their sick jollies.

Long Live Socialism! Long Live International Incidents!

When the dust settles in the wake of the great revolution, the industrialist fools that inhabit NSG will find the great red banner waves across the plains of the world, and they shall know that there is truly no place to hide.

II would so win. As we don't have the crazies who go around spouting off crap just to get the hordes of people who decry them and get their sick jollies.

You just explained how very unprepared you and your *spits* ilk are to face NSG. You talk about some of our most potent weapons as if we're not lucky to have them. Imagine that energy, currently unfocused and raw, focused with pinpoint accuracy on the memory centers of brain. Oh, how you'd wish you'd not walked in on your parents that time. And you'd wish it for eternity.

No one would win. If Internet forums actually ever fought, the people involved would have to be too much of losers to win...anything. We'd be past saving.

No one would win. If Internet forums actually ever fought, the people involved would have to be too much of losers to win...anything. We'd be past saving.

losing FTW!

Here's the plan:

While the weekly trolls create a diversion, United Beleriand and Andaras Prime will take a position on the II's left flank. IDF and myself will take a position on II's right flank. We start a flame war regarding Israel's right to exist. II is destroyed in the crossfire. LG finishes off the survivors.

You've forgotten one thing; II's reaction to all declarations of genocide.

UB and AP won't last 30 seconds. :D

AHHHHH DILEMMA!!!

VOTE FOR NSG....
VOTE FOR MODS...


*brain melts as with the last of her strength, she clicks her mouse and chooses....*

AHHHHH DILEMMA!!!

VOTE FOR NSG....
VOTE FOR MODS...


*brain melts as with the last of her strength, she clicks her mouse and chooses....*

NSG has already taken care of one Mod. As soon as the others fall prey to this trap, we will be free to take II without fear of Divine Intervention.

The mods would win.

*elevates Dontgonearthere to demigodhood.* ;) this is accomplished by delivering massive truckloads of tacos.

Boys, boys, boys....


As a member of the NSG Lysistrata brigade, may I remind you that NSG has all the women.

We win.

:D

AHHHHH DILEMMA!!!

VOTE FOR NSG....
VOTE FOR MODS...


*brain melts as with the last of her strength, she clicks her mouse and chooses....*

*provides a little quick CPR and a cookie*

All better now?

:fluffle:

While number wank does exist, it in no way represents the whole of II. Most of the players I interact with don't number wank at all.

I prefer NS because it is more character and storyline driven, less "I bomb your capital with my 15 squadrons of such and such, and about 30 aircraft are lost to account for missiles." That shit's boring. Endless invasions, etc. I used to RP on II as well, but I grew quite tired of that sort of thing.

AHHHHH DILEMMA!!!

VOTE FOR NSG....
VOTE FOR MODS...


*brain melts as with the last of her strength, she clicks her mouse and chooses....*

*whispers* go with Number 2

Neither would win because the UN Forum would/could kick both their asses and still have time to draft another proposal

*provides a little quick CPR and a cookie*

All better now?

:fluffle:

Yes, thanks! :fluffle:

Oh the calamity... I chose General.
:D

Wow, pudding and tomatoes are more popular than you, Kat, you should vote for II to save you from the impending doom :p

Right. While you guys are sitting there setting up imaginary defenses, we'll send ninjas in to cut ya'll up. NSG is like /b/ lite. And since there is no way you can defeat /b/, then you more than likely cannot defeat NSG. So suck it :p

Bah. NSG is older than 4chan, and ... okay, so I remember Count Dickula. -shudder-