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We Need a New Crusade!

DoubleWideville
04-01-2008, 17:54
I call on all Christians to support a New Crusade against radical Islam. The purpose will be to arm Christian minorities and give training and support so as to form sleeper cells in radical Islamic countries.
The purpose is to open a new front in the war. This front will bring the combat back to the Muslims and the nation states that support radical Islam.
Some may consider this fanatical. So be it. This generational war against Al Queda will call on all people to do their part to bring the war to those who have forced it on us.
This being so, I will soon be starting a web site dedicated to encouraging and working towards a world wide Crusade against radical Islam and to the arming of Christian minorities and the forming of resistance cells against Radical Islam.
The time for fence sitting is over. You will either fight for your right to exist and worship as you desire, or die under the bullets and bombs of the terrorists. This war requires Christians, who are being killed and slaughtered in many nations, to take up the assault rifle in defense of their lives and their right to worship. Our forebears fought to stop Islam taking over Europe, and now we too must hold the line against radical Islam. Those who desire nuetrality have sealed their doom.
The choice is simple; fight and live or surrender and die.
Khadgar
04-01-2008, 17:54
I do love irony! I hope this is satire, but my cynicism says it's probably not. I suspect you do not see the hypocrisy of using radical Christianity to fight Radical Islam?


Not that I'm against it, gods no. Let the nutters blow each other up all they want. Just leave the civvies out of it.
New Manvir
04-01-2008, 17:59
This isn't going to end well...
United Beleriand
04-01-2008, 18:00
I call on all Christians to support a New Crusade against radical Islam. The purpose will be to arm Christian minorities and give training and support so as to form sleeper cells in radical Islamic countries.
The purpose is to open a new front in the war. This front will bring the combat back to the Muslims and the nation states that support radical Islam.
Some may consider this fanatical. So be it. This generational war against Al Queda will call on all people to do their part to bring the war to those who have forced it on us.
This being so, I will soon be starting a web site dedicated to encouraging and working towards a world wide Crusade against radical Islam and to the arming of Christian minorities and the forming of resistance cells against Radical Islam.
The time for fence sitting is over. You will either fight for your right to exist and worship as you desire, or die under the bullets and bombs of the terrorists. This war requires Christians, who are being killed and slaughtered in many nations, to take up the assault rifle in defense of their lives and their right to worship. Our forebears fought to stop Islam taking over Europe, and now we too must hold the line against radical Islam. Those who desire nuetrality have sealed their doom.
The choice is simple; fight and live or surrender and die.
I like the part I bolded. We should start right away. :rolleyes:
Newer Burmecia
04-01-2008, 18:01
*farts*
Kontor
04-01-2008, 18:02
I call on all Christians to support a New Crusade against radical Islam. The purpose will be to arm Christian minorities and give training and support so as to form sleeper cells in radical Islamic countries.
The purpose is to open a new front in the war. This front will bring the combat back to the Muslims and the nation states that support radical Islam.
Some may consider this fanatical. So be it. This generational war against Al Queda will call on all people to do their part to bring the war to those who have forced it on us.
This being so, I will soon be starting a web site dedicated to encouraging and working towards a world wide Crusade against radical Islam and to the arming of Christian minorities and the forming of resistance cells against Radical Islam.
The time for fence sitting is over. You will either fight for your right to exist and worship as you desire, or die under the bullets and bombs of the terrorists. This war requires Christians, who are being killed and slaughtered in many nations, to take up the assault rifle in defense of their lives and their right to worship. Our forebears fought to stop Islam taking over Europe, and now we too must hold the line against radical Islam. Those who desire nuetrality have sealed their doom.
The choice is simple; fight and live or surrender and die.

Are you a troll? Because that is a very trollish idea.
Peepelonia
04-01-2008, 18:08
This isn't going to end well...

I am wondering how long it will last before getting locked?
Cannot think of a name
04-01-2008, 18:08
Are you a troll? Because that is a very trollish idea.

The name gives him away. Kinda lame.
Kroisistan
04-01-2008, 18:09
http://www.forumspile.com/Thread-I_like_where_this_thread_is_going.jpg
Murder City Jabbers
04-01-2008, 18:12
I'm pretty sure there already is a crusade and it's called Oil War II.
New Manvir
04-01-2008, 18:13
*farts*

*smells*
*glares at Newer Burmecia*
Vojvodina-Nihon
04-01-2008, 18:16
Ooooh a storm front.

Thank you, Captain Obvious.

Anyway, I've seen this guy on International Incidents, and I sort of like him. He's funny. Nonetheless, I'd say that yes, he is something of a troll.
Ad Nihilo
04-01-2008, 18:16
lol... Just lol.

Just to amuse our troll friend, the west isn't Christian any more, it's Secular. This happened a couple of centuries ago;)

Now what I'd like to see is the radical agnostics to infiltrate both radical Christian and radical Muslim groups and... well... fill them with radical doubt I guess:p
Vandal-Unknown
04-01-2008, 18:16
image

Ooooh a storm front.
Lunatic Goofballs
04-01-2008, 18:16
http://www.boomspeed.com/looonatic/8balldoomed.jpg


or...


http://www.boomspeed.com/looonatic/dilbert1.gif
Constantinopolis
04-01-2008, 18:17
FOR THE EMPEROR!

http://tn3-1.deviantart.com/fs14/300W/f/2007/075/b/d/Initiation_by_Rub_a_Duckie.jpg

Oh, wait, this isn't a Warhammer 40k Crazy Bloodthirsty Fantasy thread? Sorry.
United Beleriand
04-01-2008, 18:19
*smells*
*glares at Newer Burmecia*what? roses and lilies?
The Pictish Revival
04-01-2008, 18:20
This is not an RP forum.
Theystare
04-01-2008, 18:21
I call on all Muslims to support a New Crusade against radical Christianity. The purpose will be to arm Muslim minorities and give training and support so as to form sleeper cells in radical Christian countries.
The purpose is to open a new front in the war. This front will bring the combat back to the Christians and the nation states that support radical Christianity..
Some may consider this fanatical. So be it. This generational war against the Papacy will call on all people to do their part to bring the war to those who have forced it on us.
This being so, I will soon be starting a web site dedicated to encouraging and working towards a world wide Crusade against radical Christianity and to the arming of Muslim minorities and the forming of resistance cells against Radical Christianity.
The time for fence sitting is over. You will either fight for your right to exist and worship as you desire, or die under the bullets and bombs of the terrorists. This war requires Muslims, who are being killed and slaughtered in many nations, to take up the assault rifle in defense of their lives and their right to worship. Our forebears fought to stop Christianity from taking over Europe, and now we too must hold the line against radical Christianity. Those who desire nuetrality have sealed their doom.
The choice is simple; fight and live or surrender and die.


Makes just about as much sense this way pal.
Constantinopolis
04-01-2008, 18:26
The world needs Captain Obvious, since most of the people are now are blind to the obvious.

Because of that the must burn in the fires of the Emperor administered by Saint Celestine... uh, that last part is because I'm excited at the new DoW Sisters of Battle/Dark Eldar expansion.
I still say they should have added in the Tyranids, dammit!
Vandal-Unknown
04-01-2008, 18:26
Thank you, Captain Obvious.

Anyway, I've seen this guy on International Incidents, and I sort of like him. He's funny. Nonetheless, I'd say that yes, he is something of a troll.

The world needs Captain Obvious, since most of the people are now are blind to the obvious.

Because of that the must burn in the fires of the Emperor administered by Saint Celestine... uh, that last part is because I'm excited at the new DoW Sisters of Battle/Dark Eldar expansion.
The Infinite Dunes
04-01-2008, 18:29
Beware Greeks baring gifts. *nods*
Kryozerkia
04-01-2008, 19:03
I can't believe no one's made pop corn yet! *makes and shares with others*
Deus Malum
04-01-2008, 19:08
This isn't going to end well...

My first thought as well.

Must be a brownie thing.
Vespertilia
04-01-2008, 19:36
DEUS VULT!!!! DEUS VULT!!!!

http://www.onealclan.com/images/knights_templar.jpg

http://www.questmagazine.com/knights_templar_battle_weary.jpg

http://www.markchurms.com/Merchant2/graphics/templar-d.jpg

http://www.das-weisse-pferd.com/de/main/dwp/98_ex01/prophet.jpg

http://www.supremacygames.net/RJSnews/2005_images/crusade_movie.jpg

http://www.magicthegathering.za.pl/Oficjalne%20talie/White%20%20Weenie/Crusade.jpg

http://img1.gildia.pl/_n_/ggk/gry/warhammer_40k_dow_dark_crusade/okladka-640.jpg

http://mmolog.files.wordpress.com/2006/10/tbc.jpg
Vectrova
04-01-2008, 20:01
And over here toward my left you'll see the rare and elusive 'Superstitious troll' in their natural habitat. We are very fortunate to have such an animal in captivity, due to them being constantly banned by mod-poachers. You can already here it's cries to prove vindication of its nonsensical beliefs in invisible friends by beating up other people who believe in a different set of invisible friends, too.

Now then, moving on with our tour...
Telesha
04-01-2008, 20:09
I still say they should have added in the Tyranids, dammit!

Didn't they say that the reason they didn't was because they wouldn't be able to do it as well as they should? Something about not being able to accurately represent the unending horde...

Dunno, Star Wars: Empire at War, is my RTS du'jur (sp) currently...
Longhaul
04-01-2008, 20:16
This isn't going to end well...
It didn't start well, so my hopes aren't high either :p
Lunatic Goofballs
04-01-2008, 20:29
I'll join a crusade against you.

Yes, just you.

I'd also like to headbutt someone in the chest if I get the chance.

I've done it. You're not missing much. :p
Trollgaard
04-01-2008, 20:29
Interesting idea. I've though about what would happen if another crusade was called (briefly). I don't think many would take up the call, unless the Pope was killed, or something extreme like that.
Ravea
04-01-2008, 20:30
I'll join a crusade against you.

Yes, just you.

I'd also like to headbutt someone in the chest if I get the chance.
JuNii
04-01-2008, 20:30
I call on all Christians to support a New Crusade against radical Islam. The purpose will be to arm Christian minorities and give training and support so as to form sleeper cells in radical Islamic countries.
The purpose is to open a new front in the war. This front will bring the combat back to the Muslims and the nation states that support radical Islam.
Some may consider this fanatical. So be it. This generational war against Al Queda will call on all people to do their part to bring the war to those who have forced it on us.
This being so, I will soon be starting a web site dedicated to encouraging and working towards a world wide Crusade against radical Islam and to the arming of Christian minorities and the forming of resistance cells against Radical Islam.
The time for fence sitting is over. You will either fight for your right to exist and worship as you desire, or die under the bullets and bombs of the terrorists. This war requires Christians, who are being killed and slaughtered in many nations, to take up the assault rifle in defense of their lives and their right to worship. Our forebears fought to stop Islam taking over Europe, and now we too must hold the line against radical Islam. Those who desire nuetrality have sealed their doom.
The choice is simple; fight and live or surrender and die.

"Have fun storming the castle!"
JuNii
04-01-2008, 20:32
I can't believe no one's made pop corn yet! *makes and shares with others*

sorry, I ran out. :(
Rhak
04-01-2008, 20:35
I call on all Christians to support a New Crusade against radical Islam. The purpose will be to arm Christian minorities and give training and support so as to form sleeper cells in radical Islamic countries.
The purpose is to open a new front in the war. This front will bring the combat back to the Muslims and the nation states that support radical Islam.
Some may consider this fanatical. So be it. This generational war against Al Queda will call on all people to do their part to bring the war to those who have forced it on us.
This being so, I will soon be starting a web site dedicated to encouraging and working towards a world wide Crusade against radical Islam and to the arming of Christian minorities and the forming of resistance cells against Radical Islam.
The time for fence sitting is over. You will either fight for your right to exist and worship as you desire, or die under the bullets and bombs of the terrorists. This war requires Christians, who are being killed and slaughtered in many nations, to take up the assault rifle in defense of their lives and their right to worship. Our forebears fought to stop Islam taking over Europe, and now we too must hold the line against radical Islam. Those who desire nuetrality have sealed their doom.
The choice is simple; fight and live or surrender and die.

I can point out at least two things wrong with that. The first being that you use the words and phrases that make you sound like an idiot. Such as 'bring the combat back to the muslims.' You're acting as if there's been fighting on the streets all over the world! The other thing is this bit : "The choice is simple; fight and live or surrender and die." When it's clearly nothing like that at all. No sane person will make that choice. Nobody is surrendering. Radical islamists will, no, could never wipe out the entire non-islamic population.

What I think is funny is that you belive that this is actually going to happen! :D Crusade indeed...
Ifreann
04-01-2008, 20:35
*sells arms to both sides of the crusade*
Celtlund II
04-01-2008, 20:37
I can't believe no one's made pop corn yet! *makes and shares with others*

Here have some of this it goes good with popcorn.

http://www.nearlygood.com/smilies/drinks_wine.gif
Deus Malum
04-01-2008, 20:39
*sells arms to both sides of the crusade*

But how are you typing? You've sold both your arms!
Celtlund II
04-01-2008, 20:41
But how are you typing? You've sold both your arms!

Only the nose knows. :D
Ifreann
04-01-2008, 20:41
But how are you typing? You've sold both your arms!

Typing wand attachments.
Imota
04-01-2008, 20:43
But how are you typing? You've sold both your arms!

That's good!

Guys, the thread starter is just a troll. Probably someone who posted a devil's advocate argument representing a strawman religious.

That said, people like this are the reason that sometimes I feel the world would be a better place if the Cold War had gone hot.
Deus Malum
04-01-2008, 20:45
Only the nose knows. :D

Hehe. *pictures Ifreann using his nose to type*

Typing wand attachments.

Damnit, I gave you the PERFECT opportunity to make a joke, and you blew it. :mad:
Adaptus Astrates
04-01-2008, 20:55
Crusades can only be known as Crusades if the Pope declares it, otherwise it's just one group's private little war. As I understand it, that is. But does that make you any better than your enemy, one must ask?
Imperio Mexicano
04-01-2008, 21:00
Better idea: Withdraw from all our military bases abroad, withdraw from every alliance and international organization we're in, secure (but not militarize) our borders, and pursue more trade and more cultural exchanges with the rest of the world. Oh, and freely trade with all countries, and establish diplomatic relations with the few countries we do not have relations with (Bhutan, Cuba, DPRK, Iran). After that, peace, trade, and cultural exchanges with everyone, friends or enemies with no one.
Telesha
04-01-2008, 21:01
Better idea: Withdraw from all our military bases abroad, withdraw from every alliance and international organization we're in, secure (but not militarize) our borders, and pursue more trade and more cultural exchanges with the rest of the world. Oh, and freely trade with all countries, and establish diplomatic relations with the few countries we do not have relations with (Bhutan, Cuba, DPRK, Iran). After that, peace, trade, and cultural exchanges with everyone, friends or enemies with no one.

...continue being accused of cultural imperialism.

But let's not drag this thread into seriousness :D, that's better than it deserves.
Fall of Empire
04-01-2008, 21:05
I call on all Christians to support a New Crusade against radical Islam. The purpose will be to arm Christian minorities and give training and support so as to form sleeper cells in radical Islamic countries.
The purpose is to open a new front in the war. This front will bring the combat back to the Muslims and the nation states that support radical Islam.
Some may consider this fanatical. So be it. This generational war against Al Queda will call on all people to do their part to bring the war to those who have forced it on us.
This being so, I will soon be starting a web site dedicated to encouraging and working towards a world wide Crusade against radical Islam and to the arming of Christian minorities and the forming of resistance cells against Radical Islam.
The time for fence sitting is over. You will either fight for your right to exist and worship as you desire, or die under the bullets and bombs of the terrorists. This war requires Christians, who are being killed and slaughtered in many nations, to take up the assault rifle in defense of their lives and their right to worship. Our forebears fought to stop Islam taking over Europe, and now we too must hold the line against radical Islam. Those who desire nuetrality have sealed their doom.
The choice is simple; fight and live or surrender and die.

Hey there puppet
Soleichunn
04-01-2008, 21:50
Didn't they say that the reason they didn't was because they wouldn't be able to do it as well as they should? Something about not being able to accurately represent the unending horde...

They should have at least put in some Tau... or Squats!
Ifreann
04-01-2008, 21:56
Damnit, I gave you the PERFECT opportunity to make a joke, and you blew it. :mad:

Joke? :confused:
Kryozerkia
04-01-2008, 22:02
sorry, I ran out. :(

Then you should've made more. *nods* It's the right thing to do.

Here have some of this it goes good with popcorn.

http://www.nearlygood.com/smilies/drinks_wine.gif

Yum... I'll pass. I prefer it if I haven't had someone playing on my drink. ;)
Soleichunn
04-01-2008, 22:05
Uhh, is this supposed to be a RPG?

Islamic Indonesians are worth 100xp!
Deus Malum
04-01-2008, 22:06
Joke? :confused:

*sigh* what else could you use to type, in the absence of arms?
Moanarouge
04-01-2008, 22:06
Uhh, is this supposed to be a RPG?
Deus Malum
04-01-2008, 22:06
They should have at least put in some Tau... or Squats!

Tau made it into Dark Crusade, though.
Soleichunn
04-01-2008, 22:07
*sigh* what else could you use to type, in the absence of arms?

Who nose :p

Tau made it into Dark Crusade, though.

They did? Shows how much I've been keeping up with DoW (I only have vanilla DoW).
Deus Malum
04-01-2008, 22:34
Who nose :p

Hehe

They did? Shows how much I've been keeping up with DoW (I only have vanilla DoW).

As you know, DoW had SM, CM, Eldar, and Orks.

DoW:WA introduced the IG into the mix

DoW: DC added the Necrons and Tau, though the Tau were absurdly, ridiculously overpowered. A trio of Crisis Battlesuits equipped with flamethrowers could take out an army of just about anything else as long as enemy vehicles weren't around.
JuNii
04-01-2008, 22:46
*sigh* what else could you use to type, in the absence of arms?

... were there are many options... for both boys and girls. :p
Mad hatters in jeans
05-01-2008, 00:00
I'm all for destroying evil in noble and glorious ways, what was that?:) yes you can kill people and call it a noble undertaking against a "radical" element, just like the other day when i fired an arrow from my bow into that robbers head!:sniper: fully justified i mean come on, he had to be a robber, he had lots of black and white stripes and a bag that said "swag".*nod* Imagine if that robber had a big missle that said "weapon of mass destruction, caution do not use genitals to operate", that'd surely be a sign from the almighty herself or himself i wonder what you'd call god if he/she was a transexual, i bet there wouldn't have been as many crusades in the past then! *nod*

And think of the profit we can make, because we can kill people who are "radical" and instead of killing them, force them to work to death in the noodle mines of South Wales or the popcorn mines of Iowa USA.:D and save all the poor "good" people who clearly aren't anything like "radical":) *nod*

(i don't know why nodding suddenly makes my statement better but i thought i'd try it out.)
Please note the above comments were entirely meant as a humerous observation and should be taken with a bag of salt.:)
Boonytopia
05-01-2008, 00:07
I have to regard the OP as a joke, because I can't imagine anyone being serious about that.
Zayun2
05-01-2008, 00:10
I'm all for destroying evil in noble and glorious ways, what was that?:) yes you can kill people and call it a noble undertaking against a "radical" element, just like the other day when i fired an arrow from my bow into that robbers head!:sniper: fully justified i mean come on, he had to be a robber, he had lots of black and white stripes and a bag that said "swag".*nod* Imagine if that robber had a big missle that said "weapon of mass destruction, caution do not use genitals to operate", that'd surely be a sign from the almighty herself or himself i wonder what you'd call god if he/she was a transexual, i bet there wouldn't have been as many crusades in the past then! *nod*

And think of the profit we can make, because we can kill people who are "radical" and instead of killing them, force them to work to death in the noodle mines of South Wales or the popcorn mines of Iowa USA.:D and save all the poor "good" people who clearly aren't anything like "radical":) *nod*

(i don't know why nodding suddenly makes my statement better but i thought i'd try it out.)
Please note the above comments were entirely meant as a humerous observation and should be taken with a bag of salt.:)

I followed your advice and consumed a bag of salt. Since I nearly died, I will now proceed by suing you.
Zayun2
05-01-2008, 00:13
I have to regard the OP as a joke, because I can't imagine anyone being serious about that.

Your imagining power needs some work.
Boonytopia
05-01-2008, 00:15
http://www.forumspile.com/Thread-I_like_where_this_thread_is_going.jpg

I like! :D
New Genoa
05-01-2008, 00:16
also crusade against Australia
Boonytopia
05-01-2008, 00:21
Your imagining power needs some work.

Yes, I really should stop assuming that people are rational & sensible.
Mad hatters in jeans
05-01-2008, 00:24
Canada first.

What about attacking all the radical elements of really rich and nutty billionairres? then we make more money for "the cause".:) *nod*
(hmm this nodding thing is quite addictive*nod*)
Zayun2
05-01-2008, 00:24
also crusade against Australia

Canada first.
Zayun2
05-01-2008, 00:27
Yes, I really should stop assuming that people are rational & sensible.

Well, you said "anyone". The majority of people I've met aren't the kind that would call or participate in a crusade, but I have met people (a tiny number of them) who would/might. Considering personal experience, and the fact that I don't know everyone, it's quite likely that people with such opinions exist. They could be a troll, but they could be serious.
Ancient Borea
05-01-2008, 00:32
Christ was a Pacifist.
Boonytopia
05-01-2008, 00:32
also crusade against Australia

Canada first.

I vote New Zealand!
Cannot think of a name
05-01-2008, 00:34
I vote New Zealand!

Ah, Australia and New Zealand...why can't you two just get along...you know the rest of the world thinks you're the same place, right? ;p
Gravlen
05-01-2008, 00:36
Christ was a Pacifist.

Unlike the damn Australians? :eek:
Intangelon
05-01-2008, 00:37
A new crusade. Yeah, 'cause all the old ones worked so well, and the current model is in such terrific shape.
Boonytopia
05-01-2008, 00:38
Well, you said "anyone". The majority of people I've met aren't the kind that would call or participate in a crusade, but I have met people (a tiny number of them) who would/might. Considering personal experience, and the fact that I don't know everyone, it's quite likely that people with such opinions exist. They could be a troll, but they could be serious.

You're right. My initial response to the OP was, that s/he is obviously an idiot & in my opinion the post is not worth taking seriously. I probably should have written that instead.
Cannot think of a name
05-01-2008, 00:40
You're right. My initial response to the OP was, that s/he is obviously an idiot & in my opinion the post is not worth taking seriously. I probably should have written that instead.

But he calls himself 'Doublewideville,' a double wide being a kind of mobile home. Which indicates that this is his best impression of what he thinks 'white trash' think. Which would mean he's a troll in the classic sense, one that makes shit up to rile people up.
Boonytopia
05-01-2008, 00:41
Ah, Australia and New Zealand...why can't you two just get along...you know the rest of the world thinks you're the same place, right? ;p

We almost were (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Federation_of_australia) too! :p

It's like a brotherly relationship, you love him, but you love to niggle him too. :)
Kontor
05-01-2008, 00:41
Better idea: Withdraw from all our military bases abroad, withdraw from every alliance and international organization we're in, secure (but not militarize) our borders, and pursue more trade and more cultural exchanges with the rest of the world. Oh, and freely trade with all countries, and establish diplomatic relations with the few countries we do not have relations with (Bhutan, Cuba, DPRK, Iran). After that, peace, trade, and cultural exchanges with everyone, friends or enemies with no one.

I like some of those ideas. However, I think we should militarize the borders and slowly ween ourselves off the teet of foreign nations as far as trade and oil dependence is concerned. We should also stop any cultural and social infringment from any other culture.


Edit: Also DRAMATICALLY lower the amount of immigration allowed, we have enough people already.
Zayun2
05-01-2008, 00:44
You're right. My initial response to the OP was, that s/he is obviously an idiot & in my opinion the post is not worth taking seriously. I probably should have written that instead.

Clearly I'm still half asleep, I'm not reading properly. You never see those two words here on NSG.

Anyways, glad someone sees my point of view, I agree in that the poster is likely not serious, but we could be wrong.
Cannot think of a name
05-01-2008, 00:45
We almost were (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Federation_of_australia) too! :p

It's like a brotherly relationship, you love him, but you love to niggle him too. :)

That's how I'd like to think we are with Canada, like we make fun of each other but if someone else messes with 'em we got their back or they got ours, etc.

Though we've lost our way with that of late...
Boonytopia
05-01-2008, 00:48
But he calls himself 'Doublewideville,' a double wide being a kind of mobile home. Which indicates that this is his best impression of what he thinks 'white trash' think. Which would mean he's a troll in the classic sense, one that makes shit up to rile people up.

I missed that cultural reference, but yeah, my reading of the OP was s/he is a troll.
Ciaphas Cain
05-01-2008, 00:56
FOR THE EMPEROR!

http://tn3-1.deviantart.com/fs14/300W/f/2007/075/b/d/Initiation_by_Rub_a_Duckie.jpg

Oh, wait, this isn't a Warhammer 40k Crazy Bloodthirsty Fantasy thread? Sorry.
Nice move. Preferably against the Tau!
New Manvir
05-01-2008, 01:07
Six pages and no rebuttal...

this troll is epic phail...

Most trolls at least get some kind of point by poit rebuttal but this thread has just degenerated into nonsense...
Ciaphas Cain
05-01-2008, 01:09
FOR THE EMPEROR!

http://tn3-1.deviantart.com/fs14/300W/f/2007/075/b/d/Initiation_by_Rub_a_Duckie.jpg

Oh, wait, this isn't a Warhammer 40k Crazy Bloodthirsty Fantasy thread? Sorry.
Hear hear!
South Lorenya
05-01-2008, 02:07
You must realize that "deus" means "god" and "vult" is clearly a corruption of "volt". Therefore, "Deus vult!" translates (approximately) to "God was beaten up by Pikachu again!".

...yeah, this thread is headed to the spam forum, I'm sure of it...
Rogernomics
05-01-2008, 02:10
Islam to Pokemon, huge change of topic,lol.
DoubleWideville
05-01-2008, 02:13
Six pages and no rebuttal...

this troll is epic phail...

Most trolls at least get some kind of point by poit rebuttal but this thread has just degenerated into nonsense...

It will work good. We'll open new fronts in the nations that support, officially and non-officially, the terrorists. We'll topplke the governments.

Like in Iran. Arm the Chaldeans.
Zayun2
05-01-2008, 02:17
It will work good. We'll open new fronts in the nations that support, officially and non-officially, the terrorists. We'll topplke the governments.

Like in Iran. Arm the Chaldeans.

How many Persians are there?

And how many Chaldeans are there?
New Limacon
05-01-2008, 02:29
This thread's place in history, I am afraid, will be only as a reference to the insanity of Christians and Muslims. It's like a walking, talking, cross of straw.
New new nebraska
05-01-2008, 02:53
This isn't going to end well...

Well said. I mean is he serious.:confused: He doesn't see the irony in it. Just changing Islamic terrorists to Christian Crusaders. Except its really radical Christian terrorists. It doesn't matter what relegon you are. If you want to fight terrorism than try well organized,legitimate, counter-terrorist units and fighting.

Does your crusade look like this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5ek94tSgtc |BTW one of the coolest movie scenes I've seen. I mean watch it, its genius!
New Manvir
05-01-2008, 03:38
How many Persians are there?

And how many Chaldeans are there?

Persians - about 40 million (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Persians)

Chaldeans - 600 - 700 thousand (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chaldeans)
Zayun2
05-01-2008, 03:49
Persians - about 40 million (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Persians)

Chaldeans - 600 - 700 thousand (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chaldeans)

I was hoping the instigator would provide the source, and perhaps if he/she is rational would realize the absurdity of giving a minority weapons to combat a massive majority, but I suppose I was too optimistic.
Big Jim P
05-01-2008, 03:54
I would be the first to agree that we need a crusade to rid humanity of religion (ALL religions), but I say, if we are going to have a crusade, then we should quit with the small causes, and go all out with a crusade to eliminate stupidity in the human race.

Unfortunately, the stupid outbreed the non stupid by several orders of magnitude.
JuNii
05-01-2008, 03:57
Islam to Pokemon, huge change of topic,lol.
not that huge a change... you do know that there is a Jihad Collectable Card Game out there... right?

there was also a Jihad Manga... the only thing missing is the children's... er... wait... wasn't there a mouse crying for Jihad or something on a ME children's show?
JuNii
05-01-2008, 03:59
I would be the first to agree that we need a crusade to rid humanity of religion (ALL religions), but I say, if we are going to have a crusade, then we should quit with the small causes, and go all out with a crusade to eliminate stupidity in the human race.

Unfortunately, the stupid outbreed the non stupid by several orders of magnitude.

Duh... it's the smart ones that use condoms and other safe sex practices and supporting abortion while stopping the dumb ones from learing abstinance only and forcing their children to keep their babies... :p
Vandal-Unknown
05-01-2008, 05:25
Islamic Indonesians are worth 100xp!

also crusade against Australia

I really really just don't know about this... but oh well...

Australians are worth 30 bottlecaps. Remember to collect your reward at your local Enclave rig.

Win a Garden of Eden Creation Kit (GECK!) for every 300000 bottlecaps.
The Parkus Empire
05-01-2008, 05:26
Long live the Crusades! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siege_of_Ma%27arrat_al-Numan)
Conserative Morality
05-01-2008, 06:12
I'm not sure to laugh or cry at this thread...
New Malachite Square
05-01-2008, 06:33
I'm not sure to laugh or cry at this thread...

Tears of laughter?
Boonytopia
05-01-2008, 06:38
I'm not sure to laugh or cry at this thread...

Definitely laugh, it's the best option. Otherwise you just encourage them.
Boonytopia
05-01-2008, 06:40
I really really just don't know about this... but oh well...

Australians are worth 30 bottlecaps. Remember to collect your reward at your local Enclave rig.

Win a Garden of Eden Creation Kit (GECK!) for every 300000 bottlecaps.

Are you the Chosen One?
New Manvir
05-01-2008, 06:53
I would be the first to agree that we need a crusade to rid humanity of religion (ALL religions), but I say, if we are going to have a crusade, then we should quit with the small causes, and go all out with a crusade to eliminate stupidity in the human race.

Unfortunately, the stupid outbreed the non stupid by several orders of magnitude.

Well that's impossible just look at your own sig

"Hinduism, 'You just can't kill a Hindu' "~Tornar

all the followers of Eastern Religions would just keep reincarnating themselves
:p
New Manvir
05-01-2008, 06:55
Long live the Crusades! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siege_of_Ma%27arrat_al-Numan)

Kentucky Fried Infidel
Anti-Social Darwinism
05-01-2008, 08:25
I call on all Christians to support a New Crusade against radical Islam. The purpose will be to arm Christian minorities and give training and support so as to form sleeper cells in radical Islamic countries.
The purpose is to open a new front in the war. This front will bring the combat back to the Muslims and the nation states that support radical Islam.
Some may consider this fanatical. So be it. This generational war against Al Queda will call on all people to do their part to bring the war to those who have forced it on us.
This being so, I will soon be starting a web site dedicated to encouraging and working towards a world wide Crusade against radical Islam and to the arming of Christian minorities and the forming of resistance cells against Radical Islam.
The time for fence sitting is over. You will either fight for your right to exist and worship as you desire, or die under the bullets and bombs of the terrorists. This war requires Christians, who are being killed and slaughtered in many nations, to take up the assault rifle in defense of their lives and their right to worship. Our forebears fought to stop Islam taking over Europe, and now we too must hold the line against radical Islam. Those who desire nuetrality have sealed their doom.
The choice is simple; fight and live or surrender and die.

Fred Phelps vs. Osama bin Laden. The fight of the century.
Lunatic Goofballs
05-01-2008, 10:24
Fred Phelps vs. Osama bin Laden. The fight of the century.

In Thunderdome! ;)
Boonytopia
05-01-2008, 11:35
In Thunderdome! ;)

Two men enter, one man leaves.


Although, in this case, it would probably be better if neither of them left.
Soleichunn
05-01-2008, 13:48
also crusade against Australia

I think we've had enough of the British linguists/tabloids doing that :p .

Ah, Australia and New Zealand...why can't you two just get along...you know the rest of the world thinks you're the same place, right? ;p

We will be one *plots invasion of New Zealand using 'Atomic Super Kangaroos'*

I really really just don't know about this... but oh well...

Australians are worth 30 bottlecaps. Remember to collect your reward at your local Enclave rig.

Win a Garden of Eden Creation Kit (GECK!) for every 300000 bottlecaps.

What if I want a snazzy Adv. Power Armour instead?

Two men enter, one man leaves.
Although, in this case, it would probably be better if neither of them left.

Why not just drop a nuclear weapon on Thunderdome (TRON, right?)?

Two men enter, both leave as radioactive ashes.
Hurdegaryp
05-01-2008, 16:34
I do love irony! I hope this is satire, but my cynicism says it's probably not. I suspect you do not see the hypocrisy of using radical Christianity to fight Radical Islam?

Not that I'm against it, gods no. Let the nutters blow each other up all they want. Just leave the civvies out of it.
So you're suggesting a totalitarian religist deathmatch? Sounds like an interesting idea for a video game.
Vespertilia
05-01-2008, 20:52
So you're suggesting a totalitarian religist deathmatch? Sounds like an interesting idea for a video game.

As far as I remember, one of African petty dictators once proposed to solve a dispute with neighbouring country by means of a boxing match between him and the other president :)
Vandal-Unknown
05-01-2008, 23:18
What if I want a snazzy Adv. Power Armour instead?


Are you the Chosen One?

I bet you're both as excited as I am on the next installment of the series.
Soleichunn
05-01-2008, 23:39
I bet you're both as excited as I am on the next installment of the series.

I'm half/half on the matter. Whilst I'm pleased to see no. 3 come out I'm not so pleased with the general design philosiphy, the structure of the game and the way the creators are personifying it and themselves.

If anything it would be a different type of game and could use the franchise name, just not an actual sequal to the two main games.
Vandal-Unknown
05-01-2008, 23:53
I'm half/half on the matter. Whilst I'm pleased to see no. 3 come out I'm not so pleased with the general design philosiphy, the structure of the game and the way the creators are personifying it and themselves.

If anything it would be a different type of game and could use the franchise name, just not an actual sequal to the two main games.

Well, I lost hope that it'd be another turn based RPG when Black Isle goes down into the waves... then again, Lionheart probably helps in the sinking.

I just hope it'd be like Deus Ex or Fable,... barring that, atleast something like or KOTOR,... I'd even settle for something resembling Mass Effect.

But probably, I'll just play it because of the post-apocalyptic setting and humor reference.

Like that Australian and 30 bottle caps,... Road Warrior rules Tomorrow-morrowland, eh mate?
Soleichunn
06-01-2008, 00:01
I just hope it'd be like Deus Ex or Fable,... barring that, atleast something like or KOTOR,... I'd even settle for something resembling Mass Effect.

"It's Oblivion with guns!" :p

But probably, I'll just play it because of the post-apocalyptic setting and humor reference.

I am a bit curious as to why they made a (seemingly) completely different game with the name when they could have made a the same post-apoc game with a slightly different setting and a different name then saved on the $5m or so they spent acquiring the licence

Like that Australian and 30 bottle caps,... Road Warrior rules Tomorrow-morrowland, eh mate?

I guess so :(
Kontor
06-01-2008, 00:45
I call on all Christians to support a New Crusade against radical Islam. The purpose will be to arm Christian minorities and give training and support so as to form sleeper cells in radical Islamic countries.
The purpose is to open a new front in the war. This front will bring the combat back to the Muslims and the nation states that support radical Islam.
Some may consider this fanatical. So be it. This generational war against Al Queda will call on all people to do their part to bring the war to those who have forced it on us.
This being so, I will soon be starting a web site dedicated to encouraging and working towards a world wide Crusade against radical Islam and to the arming of Christian minorities and the forming of resistance cells against Radical Islam.
The time for fence sitting is over. You will either fight for your right to exist and worship as you desire, or die under the bullets and bombs of the terrorists. This war requires Christians, who are being killed and slaughtered in many nations, to take up the assault rifle in defense of their lives and their right to worship. Our forebears fought to stop Islam taking over Europe, and now we too must hold the line against radical Islam. Those who desire nuetrality have sealed their doom.
The choice is simple; fight and live or surrender and die.

You are very silly.
Third Spanish States
06-01-2008, 00:56
I just hope it'd be like Deus Ex or Fable,... barring that, atleast something like or KOTOR,... I'd even settle for something resembling Mass Effect.

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/5632/futureph2gs0.jpg

And on the thread OT:

http://www.kbhallen.dk/images/blackCrusade.jpg
Ifreann
06-01-2008, 01:23
As long as Yahtzee reviews it, I don't care.
Mad hatters in jeans
06-01-2008, 01:51
Hear hear!

christ! 40k. I haven't played that in years, i spent far too much money on it, i have a bad habit for imaginative killing sci-fi stuff (i blame the propaganda see rambo, numerous war films like saving private ryan or series like band of brothers, or lord of the rings, or just about any die hard film god i could go on all day but i don't want to waste your time), i've managed to tone down a bit with terry pratchett but that's like switching from Heroine to Methodyne(or methodone, i can't really remember spelling), yes it might help but you still get a massive kick.
Boonytopia
06-01-2008, 06:12
I bet you're both as excited as I am on the next installment of the series.

Yeah definitely, but there have been so many false starts, changes, etc that I'm a bit skeptical about whether it ever will be released & wary of what the game will eventually turn out like.
Sel Appa
06-01-2008, 06:33
Bush already started it...
New Mitanni
06-01-2008, 23:37
As the people replied to Pope Urban II in 1095, "Deus vult!"
Laerod
06-01-2008, 23:42
As the people replied to Pope Urban II in 1095, "Deus vult!"I'd imagine real Christians would consider that you claim to speak for God as less than acceptable ;)