Iron Chef NSG.
Anti-Social Darwinism
01-01-2008, 21:53
Who is the Chairman? Who are the NSG Iron Chefs?
Vectrova
01-01-2008, 22:01
There must be Lunatic Goofballs. I don't care where, he simply must be.
Cannot think of a name
01-01-2008, 22:13
There must be Lunatic Goofballs. I don't care where, he simply must be.
He's clearly the chairman or the maniac floor guy who breathlessly spouts out the ingredients in the pan.
Straughn
02-01-2008, 00:54
If my resume is of any bearing, i'm the guy who cleans up the leftovers and dishes, orders the food, TESTS the food, stocks the food, occasionally delivers the food, and hooks up the chefs with oil masseuse practitioners later on, then sells the videos.
Who is the Chairman? Who are the NSG Iron Chefs?We must have this guy as a challenger:
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a205/ulteriormotives/Silence-of-the-Chefs.jpg
Sarkhaan
02-01-2008, 00:58
If my resume is of any bearing, i'm the guy who cleans up the leftovers and dishes, orders the food, TESTS the food, stocks the food, occasionally delivers the food, and hooks up the chefs with oil masseuse practitioners later on, then sells the videos.
*tackles*
Boonytopia
02-01-2008, 01:03
I want to be one of the judges, that'd be such a sweet job. :)
Straughn
02-01-2008, 01:07
*tackles*
Argh!
*falls*
*caught unawares*
How was the voyage, mon capitan?
Sarkhaan
02-01-2008, 01:11
Argh!
*falls*
*caught unawares*
How was the voyage, mon capitan?
it was great. I want to go back. Tho I think my liver needs a detox...which I've yet to give it.
Lunatic Goofballs
02-01-2008, 01:14
I would love to compete. *nod*
Straughn
02-01-2008, 01:15
it was great. I want to go back.Of course you do!
The only place i probably won't return to is Honduras. Too many bugs, corpses, and lazy people waiting for handouts from whoever and whenever.
Tho I think my liver needs a detox...which I've yet to give it.Heh, not even for the first week, eh?
All i had was a small plastic cup of champagne last night. Taking it easy on m'self for a change.
Sarkhaan
02-01-2008, 01:23
Of course you do!
The only place i probably won't return to is Honduras. Too many bugs, corpses, and lazy people waiting for handouts from whoever and whenever.
Heh, not even for the first week, eh?
All i had was a small plastic cup of champagne last night. Taking it easy on m'self for a change.
I had a pretty big party last night, and we have a full keg left that needs to be killed tonight...so...yeah.....:(
Straughn
02-01-2008, 01:25
I had a pretty big party last night, and we have a full keg left that needs to be killed tonight...so...yeah.....:(
Yeah, oddly enough, i'm a firm believer in the "no-leftovers" principle.
That could be because every drink gets stronger, and if i try to pick up from where i left off ... :eek:
Straughn
02-01-2008, 01:31
"And tonight's secret ingredients", the chairman yelled excitingly," Is. . . "
The croud looked excitingly at the chairman.
". . . RED LATONESIAN HOLPISH-COD!" he yelled to the croud.
"Boo!"
"Get lost!"
"Isn't red latonesian holpish-cod poisonous?"
"You suck!"
ONE HOUR LATER
the judge cautiously ate the fish, his face turned pale and his eyes began to water. He coughed violently four times then fell over on the groung, dead.
One week later the show Iron Chef Latonesian was canceled.
Meanwhile, his corpse was mulched and minced for use in later episodes.
Latonesia
02-01-2008, 01:32
"And tonight's secret ingredients", the chairman yelled excitingly," Is. . . "
The croud looked excitingly at the chairman.
". . . RED LATONESIAN HOLPISH-COD!" he yelled to the croud.
"Boo!"
"Get lost!"
"Isn't red latonesian holpish-cod poisonous?"
"You suck!"
ONE HOUR LATER
the judge cautiously ate the fish, his face turned pale and his eyes began to water. He coughed violently four times then fell over on the groung, dead.
One week later the show Iron Chef Latonesian was canceled.
South Lizasauria
02-01-2008, 05:46
I would love to compete. *nod*
NO ONE CAN BEAT MY SPECIAL RECIPE FOR "Lot ala Spam" :D
My spam is high quality but mind you it is an acquired taste. :p
Gauthier
02-01-2008, 05:47
NO ONE CAN BEAT MY SPECIAL RECIPE FOR "Lot ala Spam" :D
My spam is high quality but mind you it is an acquired taste. :p
Let the Hawaiians be the judge of that, buddy. :p
Lunatic Goofballs
02-01-2008, 05:51
Let the Hawaiians be the judge of that, buddy. :p
Indeed. Nobody knows Spam like the Hawaiians. :)
Marrakech II
02-01-2008, 06:15
Indeed. Nobody knows Spam like the Hawaiians. :)
You clearly have not been to American Samoa. However most of the people claiming to be "Hawaiians" are Samoans so maybe it's the same?
Gauthier
02-01-2008, 08:01
You clearly have not been to American Samoa. However most of the people claiming to be "Hawaiians" are Samoans so maybe it's the same?
Has nothing to do with ethnicity. Hawaiians as a whole make Hormel very, very happy with their annual Spam consumption. If anyone would know what a good Spam recipe was, it would be the Hawaiians.