NationStates Jolt Archive


2008 predictions!

South Lorenya
01-01-2008, 05:00
Atma predicts that Sony will annoucne that the PS4 will come out at about the same time as the Wii2 and X720. Any other predictions?
Sirmomo1
01-01-2008, 05:02
I predict it will be another bad year for the world's poor, which would make it some 6000 bad years in a row since records began. It's starting to look like a habit.
Bann-ed
01-01-2008, 05:05
*gets book of Predictions*

Darn.. nothing for 2008 specifically, but in 2010 the Soviet Union is going to use tachyons to attempt to alter the past with scientific information.
Brutland and Norden
01-01-2008, 05:07
The vibrations tell me that there will be trolling and flaming in NSG and somebody will be banned.
[NS]Click Stand
01-01-2008, 05:08
*gets book of Predictions*

Darn.. nothing for 2008 specifically, but in 2010 the Soviet Union is going to use tachyons to attempt to alter the past with scientific information.

Hah, but they don't have mirage tanks now do they.
Bann-ed
01-01-2008, 05:15
Click Stand;13335203']Hah, but they don't have mirage tanks now do they.

Not...yet.
Sel Appa
01-01-2008, 05:17
Atma predicts that Sony will annoucne that the PS4 will come out at about the same time as the Wii2 and X720. Any other predictions?

Sweet! Time to make moooooooneeeeeeyyyyy!
Bann-ed
01-01-2008, 05:18
I predict that someone famous will die, and the world will mourn.

And I will go sexless...again.

Those are the only two things I can guarantee will happen this new year.
:(
Don't worry, I think you're wrong this time.












I doubt the whole world will mourn. :p
Zilam
01-01-2008, 05:19
I predict that someone famous will die, and the world will mourn.

And I will go sexless...again.

Those are the only two things I can guarantee will happen this new year.
Capilatonia
01-01-2008, 05:29
XBox 720? Now that just sounds stupid....
Karthanum
01-01-2008, 05:37
A prediction?

Methinks oil will hit $120 per barrel.
Kyronea
01-01-2008, 05:52
I predict $250 myself.

I also predict some Republican will be nominated and be elected President, and that I will fall into a deep depression, and have to be evacuated by helicopter because that depression is too deep to climb out of.

And by depression I mean sinkhole.
Boonytopia
01-01-2008, 05:55
The cows will finally take over, as they have been threatening & fomenting for so long.

Also, Collingwood will win the flag.
Straughn
02-01-2008, 01:38
And I will go sexless...again.

I'll take that bet!
You really, really should take cues better. *nods emphatically*
Vectrova
02-01-2008, 01:57
Either Hilary or Ron Paul get elected (the result is the same), and America falls into a pit of fail from which it shall never return.

America's debt will either double or triple by the end of 2008.

The rest of the world will begin to hate us even more than under Bush, and nations will talk of military action to put us in our place.
Call to power
02-01-2008, 02:01
I predict not all bad not all goodness

and the iPhone...NANO!

The rest of the world will begin to hate us even more than under Bush, and nations will talk of military action to put us in our place.

don't be silly its far too much fun sitting and laughing
Indri
02-01-2008, 02:30
I predict that I'll be making a note here:
HUGE SUCCESS!
Jeruselem
02-01-2008, 02:49
Leeds United will make the League Championship for League One.
Ilaer
02-01-2008, 02:53
Some famous global warming sceptic or other will change position to support the theory, having finally seen sense.

Nightwish will release their best album yet.
Conserative Morality
02-01-2008, 02:55
I predict that the world will once again miss the brillince of Libertarianism, Nintendo will kick out one of the companys in the next generation of consoles, and last, but not least, I will pass the 8th grade!
South Lorenya
02-01-2008, 03:14
Atma also predicts that a well-know republican will be revealed to be gay this year.
Bann-ed
02-01-2008, 03:21
Atma also predicts that a well-know republican will be revealed to be gay this year.

Due to the singular article, 'a', we can determine that the prediction is most likely false.
OceanDrive2
02-01-2008, 06:43
I predict Huckleberry & The Jags will win next week :D
Delator
02-01-2008, 06:49
I'm gonna throw out a wild hunch and say that Russia is going to be doing a little more than just saber-rattling this year. Not sure what or where, but keep an eye on those old SSRs...
Indri
02-01-2008, 07:05
I predict that there will be at least 15 more Ventrilo Harassment videos added to VideoCompiler's list and that 2 will be removed for reasons unspecified.
United Chicken Kleptos
02-01-2008, 07:08
And I will go sexless...again.

Joly good fun being involuntarily celibate. I practice the same thing every year against my will.
Posi
02-01-2008, 07:10
Atma predicts that Sony will annoucne that the PS4 will come out at about the same time as the Wii2 and X720. Any other predictions?

You know why they call it the Wii2? Because when you see it, you will turn 2 degrees and walk away.
Vetalia
02-01-2008, 07:12
I predict that I'll be making a note here:
HUGE SUCCESS!

You chose this path, now I have a surprise for you. Deploying surprise in 5..4..3...time out for a second, that wasn't supposed to happen. Do you see that thing that fell out of me? What is that? It's not the surprise, I've never seen it before.

Nevermind, it's a mystery I'll solve later. By myself. Because you'll be dead.
New Genoa
02-01-2008, 07:16
World will end January 3rd, no need to make too many ambitious predictions might as well wait for the apocalypse.
CthulhuFhtagn
02-01-2008, 07:18
I predict that there will be turmoil in the Middle East.
Law Abiding Criminals
02-01-2008, 20:09
I predict that the sun will rise and set on a daily basis, a young female celebrity will go to rehab, Bush will do something stupid, and the 2008 Presidential election will be close.

I'm calling it right now: Mike Huckabee wins the Republican nomination, and John Edwards takes the Democratic nomination. I'm calling the result: Huckabee over Edwards, 278-260.
Euroslavia
02-01-2008, 20:16
The Detroit Lions will win the Super Bowl.




:eek:



I know. Quite the bold statement.
Khadgar
02-01-2008, 20:33
I predict that there will be at least 15 more Ventrilo Harassment videos added to VideoCompiler's list and that 2 will be removed for reasons unspecified.

Those are the reason why all regular vent users should be given kick/ban privileges. Some jackass posted our ventrilo info on Youtube. Wasn't a big deal, just changed the password, but still annoying.
The Archregimancy
02-01-2008, 20:39
I predict that the world will once again miss the brillince of Libertarianism, Nintendo will kick out one of the companys in the next generation of consoles, and last, but not least, I will pass the 8th grade!

Finally, the core demographic of American conservative libertarians is revealed.


As to predictions... somewhere in the Eastern Orthodox Christian world, two separate Orthodox jurisdictions will disagree over the control of, or the recognition of the autocephaly of, a nation that became independent in the last 20 years.
The Archregimancy
02-01-2008, 20:41
Oh, and if Benedict XVI dies in 2008, his successor will be a Roman Catholic male over the age of 50.
Zilam
02-01-2008, 20:57
I'll take that bet!
You really, really should take cues better. *nods emphatically*

Like what type of cues?
XFA
02-01-2008, 20:58
It won't be the Wii2...It'll be the Mii2...

Their slogan is "Wii would like to play" ...then they'll say "Mii2!"

The PS4 will no doubt be called the PS4...

Xbox will probably do something lame and go with Xbox2 and say that the 360 was a step halfway there

...of course...these aren't necessarily a prediction for this year...
Epic Fusion
02-01-2008, 21:11
You chose this path, now I have a surprise for you. Deploying surprise in 5..4..3...time out for a second, that wasn't supposed to happen. Do you see that thing that fell out of me? What is that? It's not the surprise, I've never seen it before.

Nevermind, it's a mystery I'll solve later. By myself. Because you'll be dead.

Insanity:)

Many-er a words, many-er language. It's not a pattern, it's a well told fable.


I predict a massive event will occur. So huge, that the very foundations of society will weaken, possibly even break.
Radioheadworld
02-01-2008, 21:14
Oh, and if Benedict XVI dies in 2008, his successor will be a Roman Catholic

lol
Llewdor
02-01-2008, 21:18
Now that it looks like the Democrats will not be choosing the only electable candidate they have (Edwards) as their nominee, I predict another Republican POTUS.
Unlucky_and_unbiddable
02-01-2008, 21:26
People will be stupid.
Deus Malum
02-01-2008, 21:31
Atma predicts that Sony will annoucne that the PS4 will come out at about the same time as the Wii2 and X720. Any other predictions?

Xbox4Pi sounds infinitely better.
Ultraviolent Radiation
02-01-2008, 21:41
Atma predicts that Sony will annoucne that the PS4 will come out at about the same time as the Wii2 and X720. Any other predictions?

In 2008? Come on, even Microsoft left 4 years between their two consoles. These things take time to develop.
New new nebraska
02-01-2008, 23:21
In 2008 someone will deiscover a huge disign flaw in the Wii forcing them all or at least most of them to be recalled. The PS3 shoots up in sales and Sony and Microsoft get locked in a battle. Apple releases the next reincarnation of the iPod causing many suckers to buy it while they countinue to remain oblivious that most Apple products become obsolete in 2 years and that they'll just make the next genration one causing everyone to go get the it. Vista will finally get the kinks worked out and people are happy. In 3-5 years the next Microsoft operating system will just repeat what happens to Vista. Hopefully someone upsets the Patriots. The war in war Iraq countinues with US troops remaining in bases just like they did in post WWII Germany. Hopefully the violence in Darfur will end but the UN and NATO are going to do all sorts of investigations. The Yankees will have a successful sesaon but probably won't take the series, despite my hopes. Perhaps we'll see an influx of new NSGers that will contribute to our threads well. I could honostly see Chris Dodd getting the nomination for the Democrats. He just looks like the kind of person who would run for president and people aren't harsh on him like the front runners and he seems like your basic liberal. As for the Republicans, God knows. We'll see the next game in the GTA series which will cause some contriversy from people who like to crush freedom of expression. People will finally wake up to the dangers of Global Warming and new efforts wil arise to stop it.


Lets hope for a good overall year.
Indri
02-01-2008, 23:26
Those are the reason why all regular vent users should be given kick/ban privileges. Some jackass posted our ventrilo info on Youtube. Wasn't a big deal, just changed the password, but still annoying.
Lol. I pity you.
Antikythera
02-01-2008, 23:30
Pakistan becomes a very very hot spot politically cold war2 perhaps if things go badly on Feb 18
OceanDrive2
03-01-2008, 18:39
I predict Huckleberry & The Jags will win next week :Del bumpo :D
Londim
03-01-2008, 19:02
I predict:

I'll continue studying Journalism and English Literature.

At least some cult will announce that this year the world will end.
South Lorenya
03-01-2008, 22:00
Unfortunately I don't think the mods will let me revive this topic when 2008 ends. :(

What I meant toi say was "at least one republican" not "one and exactly one." firing up technicalities = negative brownie points.

And I'm not saying that the next generation consoles will come out this year, merely that sony's announcement ("Our PS3 has failed so we will release our next console earlier than expected!" or something) will come out.
Vojvodina-Nihon
03-01-2008, 22:16
I predict that the year 2008 will last approximately 365.24 revolutions of the planet Earth around its star; that numerous human beings shall die and an equally or even greater number of them shall be born; that the total sum of matter upon the planet Earth will not increase or decrease by any significant amount excepting its conversion to energy in combustion or nuclear reactions; and that the tides of the planet Earth's oceans shall be affected by the presence of Earth's sole natural satellite, Luna.
JuNii
03-01-2008, 22:24
Any other predictions?

Hmmm... half of all sporting teams playing will win their games and the other half will loose.

The Church will speak out against violence.

There will be deaths due to violence in the middle east.

trolls and spammers will continue to plague various forums on the internet.

major large bodies (Corporations or Governmental) will be plagued by sex scandals.

there will be 366 days this year.

George Bush will NOT be re-elected President of the United States of America.
Eaindolin
03-01-2008, 23:03
Hopefully, speaking unbiased towards anyone, America will elect a leader that can stick up for the middle class. I think that it has been along time since we've had a President that wasn't too conflicted to give a voice to the average American..... not just those on well fare and not those millionaire celebrities!
So maybe 2008 can be a new start for a lot of people.....
Vetalia
03-01-2008, 23:12
I'm looking forward to more mind-blowing scientific advances, especially in emerging fields. Alternative energy should also prove to be interesting; $100 oil is really going to push the field even further.
Vindicatus
03-01-2008, 23:30
I will eat all your souls, painfully if you don't telepathically accept me as your omni-uber-over-daemon.
Moanarouge
03-01-2008, 23:33
I predict that the sun will rise and set on a daily basis, a young female celebrity will go to rehab, Bush will do something stupid, and the 2008 Presidential election will be close.

I'm calling it right now: Mike Huckabee wins the Republican nomination, and John Edwards takes the Democratic nomination. I'm calling the result: Huckabee over Edwards, 278-260.

Interesting, same predictions on nominations, yet I believe Edawards over Huckabee.
Boonytopia
03-01-2008, 23:54
Hmmm... half of all sporting teams playing will win their games and the other half will lose.

*snip*

I predict that your prediction will not come true. You forgot about draws.
Sarejavo
03-01-2008, 23:55
they'll be an
iPhone NANO
iPhone NANO IN DIFFERENT COLOURS!
iPhone SUPERNANO!
iPhone LIMITED EDITION!
iCamera
iCamera Nano
iLunchbox
iSock
iSparkplug
iEnvolope

and Apple will take over the world with its useless mp3 player hybrid fashion accessories
Zilam
03-01-2008, 23:59
they'll be an
iPhone NANO
iPhone NANO IN DIFFERENT COLOURS!
iPhone SUPERNANO!
iPhone LIMITED EDITION!
iCamera
iCamera Nano
iLunchbox
iSock
iSparkplug
iEnvolope

and Apple will take over the world with its useless mp3 player hybrid fashion accessories

You forget the iShit.
Aliasistan
04-01-2008, 00:11
Of course you forgot about he iRan and the iRack.
...yes, ummm, lemme think:

2008 looks promising in video game manufacturing. I predict the political race will get very heated, and the media to follow Bush's life after his presidency for a short amount of time.
I also see Led Zeppelin going on concert. Seriously, I'm going.
There will be at least one technological gadget that will become the new "But It's so cool and I NEED IT!!".

Uhh...
Medication for a condition or a disease you couldn't even think of.
JuNii
04-01-2008, 01:25
I predict that your prediction will not come true. You forgot about draws.

.. true, for American sports, draws are rare since a draw would then go into overtime rounds/innings.
JuNii
04-01-2008, 01:27
You forget the iShit.

and people will need to buy the ICommode since the IShit won't fit in just any Commode.
Ilaer
04-01-2008, 03:08
Dammit.
My Nightwish prediction is already shown to be wrong. They're on tour and the next album won't be until 2010. *cries*
Vetalia
04-01-2008, 03:09
Pakistan becomes a very very hot spot politically cold war2 perhaps if things go badly on Feb 18

Goddamnit, it just has to happen on my birthday...
Antikythera
04-01-2008, 03:24
Goddamnit, it just has to happen on my birthday...

same :(

congrats on being in the feb 18th birthday club though =)
Neu Leonstein
04-01-2008, 03:42
China will overtake Germany as the biggest exporter in the world. US media will make a huge deal out of this, making trade barriers against China a big election issue.

Obama will win against Romney, but things won't actually change that much. Barack will be very enthusiasting in his foreign policy for a while, but on all areas other than climate change he'll find that people don't consider his opinion as much as he'd like them to. On climate change some new protocol will be agreed to, but he'll be fighting its domestic implementation for the rest of his one term. Though all that will be later than '08.

Oil prices will continue to go up, I can see $150 being entirely reasonable.

The financial crisis will hurt the US economy (maybe even a small recession) and slow down Europe as well, though the world economy is by now big enough to grow nonetheless. The question is what happens to inflation as globalisation momentarily switches from being a source of lower-cost items to a source of price rises as demand for stuff in Asia grows ever faster.

There'll be another new government in Japan, as the economy there stalls again.

Kevin Rudd here in Oz will get into a big and largely staged fight against the unions which he'll win. Other than that, I'd expect the government to be in the news much less than it was in Howard's times. Interest rates will keep rising though, which will annoy the crap out of voters and make Rudd very uncomfortable, causing him to keep talking about improving housing affordability but ultimately not being able to do anything.

And I'm not nuts enough to predict anything about Pakistan.
New Limacon
04-01-2008, 05:53
You forget the iShit.

In the future, even reality will be virtual.
--William S. Burroughs



William S. Burroughs never actually said that. But it sounded clever, and adding a famous person's name to it makes it sound even smarter (the "Oscar Wilde Effect").
OceanDrive2
05-01-2008, 11:29
I predict Huckleberry & The Jags will win next week :Done down, one to go :D
Xomic
05-01-2008, 11:49
I predict that MC Hammer will claim to be the son of god and that "U can't touch this," and "Here comes the hammer" and lead a holy war against all other religion and such.

After ascending to the throne of the newly formed Christian Empire of the holy Americas, he will be assassinated by none another then Will Smith, who was hidden within the plastic casing of an android.

Of course, at this point, the DOCTOR will appear and set everything right with his sonic screwdriver.
Boonytopia
05-01-2008, 12:03
*snip*

And I'm not nuts enough to predict anything about Pakistan.

The tour will go ahead & Australia will win 2-0.
Straughn
05-01-2008, 12:51
I will eat all your souls, painfully if you don't telepathically accept me as your omni-uber-over-daemon.
Too late. Already owed to Intestinal Fluids. *nods*
Straughn
05-01-2008, 12:53
Like what type of cues?

Like the one *i'm* giving, you hussy.
:p
BTW ... seen any hot lurkers around of late?
Straughn
05-01-2008, 12:54
People will be stupid.:eek:
Dammitdammitdammitdammitf*cksh.....

*hands over a C-note*