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...this thread that is.

WHo is your favorite clown?

...this thread that is.

WHo is your favorite clown?

Homie D Clown.:D

Crusty!

Eric the Clown
http://www.seinfeldscripts.com/TheFire.html


New scene - George talking to Eric, the clown at Robin's son's birthday party.
GEORGE: Bozo?
ERIC: No.
GEORGE: B-O-Z-O?
ERIC: Sorry, I...
GEORGE: You've never heard of Bozo the Clown?
ERIC: No!
GEORGE: How could you not know who Bozo the Clown is?
ERIC: I don't know, I just don't.
GEORGE: How can you call yourself a clown and not know who Bozo is?
ERIC: Hey, man - what are you hassling me for? This is just a gig, it's not my life. I don't know who Bozo is, what - is he a clown?
GEORGE: Is he a clown? What, are you kidding me!?
ERIC: Well, what is he?
GEORGE: Yes, he's a clown!
ERIC: Alright, so what's the big deal! There's millions of clowns!
GEORGE: Alright, just forget it.
ERIC: Me forget it? You should forget it! You're livin' in the past, man! You're hung up on some clown from the sixties, man!
GEORGE: Alright, very good, very good...go fold your little balloon animals, Eric. Eric! What kind of name is that for a clown, huh?

Crusty!

http://www.die-simpsons.de/subs/krusty/pics/Bilder/krusty14_gif.jpg

Homie D Clown.:D

http://www.noooz.com/Homey%20the%20Clown.png

Pennywise. Only one that got any reaction out of me.Made me skeerd of clowns for a while when I was younger. The others just fade off into my distant memories...

Pennywise. Only one that got any reaction out of me.Made me skeerd of clowns for a while when I was younger. The others just fade off into my distant memories...

http://static.flickr.com/63/193488625_676dd39404.jpg

Now the question becomes: Can anyone name a clown that LG does NOT have a pic of?

Now the question becomes: Can anyone name a clown that LG does NOT have a pic of?

My google-fu is strong. :)

http://static.flickr.com/63/193488625_676dd39404.jpg

:eek:

*hides under the covers*

-That is actually the image that always scared me-

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WHo is your favorite clown?

YOU. Lunatic Goofballs. :D

lol

Now the question becomes: Can anyone name a clown that LG does NOT have a pic of?

It becomes easier (years of trivia contests) to post a picture of a clown and make him name it rather then the other way around

It becomes easier (years of trivia contests) to post a picture of a clown and make him name it rather then the other way around

True. Unfortunately, all the clowns I know have already been posted.

My google-fu is strong. :)

Ahh, but do you have Darth Clown?

http://img2.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/6ba95cd2b3.jpg

Ahh, but do you have Darth Clown?

http://img2.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/6ba95cd2b3.jpg

I do now. :)

http://www.noooz.com/Homey%20the%20Clown.png

My favorite by far. Why? Cause Homie don't play dat!

You. :)

My favorite by far. Why? Cause Homie don't play dat!

Same. And his sock full of socks that he used to lay down the law? Priceless.

I liked Gacy. He had some cool tricks. My favorite was the one where he made all those kids disappear. I never figured out how he did it.

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WHo is your favorite clown?
Does Pennywise Poundfoolish? :D

Pennywise. The truth about clowns shines through his big, shiny smile. :)

I,of course, had to choose "Cant vote, clown will eat me."

I have made no bones about my suspicions concerning the notorious nature of the Clown.
Aside from actually having a mild phobia (very mild, its almost funny, unless one were to sneak up on me) of clowns.

You see, the common clown is usually an extraterrestrial predator, come to eat the flesh of any human, particularly children. This is a very good documentary on this subject:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095444/posters

Other times, clowns can be demonic in nature, as seen in this photograph.

http://www.best-horror-movies.com/images/it-pennywise-howling.jpg

Other times, they can be average humans, possessed by Evil Clown Spirits, in the case of John Wayne Gacy, seen in this photograph.
http://www.tvshows.de/alf/poster/alf-po3.jpg

There are, however, one kind of benign clown.
These clowns, while occasionally prone to floppy-shoe wearing (attracts a mate), and pie throwing (compulsion), can be domesticated and put to good use.
These clowns however, must be kept busy and dont always make good pets..err.."room mates".
Domesticated clowns must be kept near fresh mud, at all times. Failure to provide contant entertainment will result in nearly dangerous pranks involving chloroform and huge men named "ape". These clowns thrive on chaos, and as such, we reccomend that if they marry into society, they are only allowed to marry law enforcement. To keep an eye on them.
Those clowns have a deep love of tacos, and indeed, tacos can be used for baiting clown traps. Such clowns must be kept busy by posting on internet forums.

Do NOT allow domesticated clowns near any facility using Seltzer Bottles.


You've been warned.

Fred Phelbs.

Do NOT allow domesticated clowns near any facility using Seltzer Bottles.
[throws a Seltzer Bottle into the crowd to detect clowns]

My fav (http://twi-ny.com/thedevilsrejects.jpg)

Hobo clown will do anything for liquor ;)

Pennywise of course. The scariest clown in the world......You'll flo-at, I'll flo-at, we'll all flo-at. That's one scary clown.

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WHo is your favorite clown?

Bassie (from Bassie&Adriaan). But I guess almost nobody knows what I'm talking about :p

2nd is Krusty :)

[throws a Seltzer Bottle into the crowd to detect clowns]

*pounces* Seltzer Bottle!

*dives into the bushes and disappears, stalking fresh prey*

*dives into the bushes and disappears, stalking fresh prey*
Clown alert! Clown alert! [uses whistle]

Clown alert! Clown alert! [uses whistle]

*sprays a jet of seltzer into the whistle and bolts*

*sprays a jet of seltzer into the whistle and bolts*
[whisks whisky and pours it into the whistle][drinks from whistle]

So, why is Smunkee not on the list?

So, why is Smunkee not on the list?No, why is It not on the list?

Pennywise=It. *nod*
So you agree that Pennywise Is It? :D

So, why is Smunkee not on the list?

:eek:

Pennywise=It. *nod*Ah. I never did see it, mainly because I was well underage when it came out.

No, why is It not on the list?

Pennywise=It. *nod*

Ahh, but do you have Darth Clown?

http://img2.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/6ba95cd2b3.jpg

http://www.grotto11.com/blog/archive/images/Image.17359.1.s.jpg

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WHo is your favorite clown?

you!;)

Tartouf, the Spry Wonderdog...or that freaky thing I saw in Cirque de Solbleah.

You forgot yourself LG! Now I'll have to vote other.

YOU. Lunatic Goofballs. :D

lol

for me... it's a toss up. I only really know two clowns... and both are on NSG.

so my vote goes to them. AND they know who they are!

Gotta be Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope from Insane Clown Posse. Get down with the Clown 'til you're dead in the ground ;)

You forgot yourself LG! Now I'll have to vote other.

http://www.boomspeed.com/looonatic/broum1.JPG

Gotta be Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope from Insane Clown Posse. Get down with the Clown 'til you're dead in the ground ;)

http://www.patjohnson.com/images/music_imgs/hiphop/insane_clown_posse_1.jpg

:)

Wavy Gravy!

Wavy Gravy!

:eek:

You know, he should have been in my poll. :(

http://www.sgvcc.org/artsevents/images/wavy_gravy.jpg

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WHo is your favorite clown?

I don't know, who?


Oh... wait...

OK, so the funny thing is that I worked backstage at Woodstock 99, and we had both Wavy Gravy and the Insane Clown Posse on our stage. The Insane Clown Posse were the nicest guys, helpful, polite, eager to please and to not get in the way, all around a pleasure to deal with. At one point they were headed over to the artists compound to get some lunch and they made a point of checking with me and my staff to see if we wanted them to bring us something because we couldn't spare the time to get away. Very sweet boys, not really what you would expect from the show they put on (spraying gallons and gallons and gallons of soda all over the stage and the audience seemed to be the highlight of this show... although they did stick around to help clean up, so it wasn't all bad).

Wavy Gravy was sort of stoned and goofy, but pleasant enough.

But... LG, you ever hear of a gal called Moogie the Clown? Since she is the girlfriend of a friend of mine, I guess my loyalty would have to say she is my fave. (But really it is YOU LG). :D

Dr. Rockso, no question. :p

I don't know, who?


Oh... wait...

OK, so the funny thing is that I worked backstage at Woodstock 99, and we had both Wavy Gravy and the Insane Clown Posse on our stage. The Insane Clown Posse were the nicest guys, helpful, polite, eager to please and to not get in the way, all around a pleasure to deal with. At one point they were headed over to the artists compound to get some lunch and they made a point of checking with me and my staff to see if we wanted them to bring us something because we couldn't spare the time to get away. Very sweet boys, not really what you would expect from the show they put on (spraying gallons and gallons and gallons of soda all over the stage and the audience seemed to be the highlight of this show... although they did stick around to help clean up, so it wasn't all bad).

Wavy Gravy was sort of stoned and goofy, but pleasant enough.

But... LG, you ever hear of a gal called Moogie the Clown? Since she is the girlfriend of a friend of mine, I guess my loyalty would have to say she is my fave. (But really it is YOU LG). :D


WHoa! Small world! I met Moogie once!

This Moogie?
http://members4.ownspot.com/members/ownspot_com/25621/image_user/Moogie_the_clown_NJ_NY_Clown_service.jpg

:eek:

You know, he should have been in my poll. :(

http://www.sgvcc.org/artsevents/images/wavy_gravy.jpg

Emmett Kelly, Bozo, and Frosty as well. (I reckon you're the person here who would most likely know Glen Little/Frosty..) So many clowns, so few poll options. ;)

Emmett Kelly, Bozo, and Frosty as well. (I reckon you're the person here who would most likely know Glen Little/Frosty..) So many clowns, so few poll options. ;)

Oh, I don't know them all, but I study topics that interest me and silliness always interested me. :)

WHoa! Small world! I met Moogie once!

This Moogie?
http://members4.ownspot.com/members/ownspot_com/25621/image_user/Moogie_the_clown_NJ_NY_Clown_service.jpg

Indeed! That very Moogie! Small world for sure! :D

Dr. Rockso, no question. :p

Hes a rock n roll clown, baby!

Hes does cocaine!!!!