Implode or Explode?
Lunatic Goofballs
29-12-2007, 19:49
What would you rather do; Implode or Explode?
Implode: You will collapse in on yourself, suddenly becoming a superdense particle of matter and leaving everyone to wonder what the fuck just happened?
Explode: You will atomize on a massive explosion that wipes out three city blocks.
Implode then explode: Collapse first, then convert entirely into energy in a blast that cracks the Earth's crust.
Explode then Implode: Burst in a massive explosion that decimates three city blocks, then the resulting blast wave sucks all matter in it's radius inward and collapses into a superdense brick-sized chuck of matter that becomes known as the Shitta Brick.
Sexplode: Messy, but entertaining.
((poll coming))
sexplode, although the atomic pie sounded attractive too.
Vandal-Unknown
29-12-2007, 20:01
Surprise me!
... which not the safest thing to say on the net.
Kedalfax
29-12-2007, 20:05
ftgddfhg gfsdfgsfgdrrrrrrrrgfdv
(I'm too lazy to move)
Small House-Plant
29-12-2007, 20:08
So... I can either die, or be made of popcorn and live... it's a tough one...
Upper Botswavia
29-12-2007, 20:14
I am gonna take "other" and define it as "live forever, then explode, then eat some popcorn, and what is the recipe for that atomic pie anyway?"
:D
Despoticania
29-12-2007, 20:23
Implode then Explode... That would be the coolest death! Yeeehaaaawww!
What would you rather do; Implode or Explode?
Implode: You will collapse in on yourself, suddenly becoming a superdense particle of matter and leaving everyone to wonder what the fuck just happened?
Explode: You will atomize on a massive explosion that wipes out three city blocks.
Implode then explode: Collapse first, then convert entirely into energy in a blast that cracks the Earth's crust.
Explode then Implode: Burst in a massive explosion that decimates three city blocks, then the resulting blast wave sucks all matter in it's radius inward and collapses into a superdense brick-sized chuck of matter that becomes known as the Shitta Brick.
Sexplode: Messy, but entertaining.
((poll coming))
er.... yes...
sexplode then immediatly explode, followed by immediate implosion.
just enough for my sex partner to know what happened, yet she'll be unharmed.
Amoforghewe
29-12-2007, 20:56
Cant I be an atomic pie, then sexplode, then explode... twice. then implode and explode nine times, and then make it rain popcorn?
Lunatic Goofballs
29-12-2007, 21:08
I am gonna take "other" and define it as "live forever, then explode, then eat some popcorn, and what is the recipe for that atomic pie anyway?"
:D
Graham Crackers, lots of cinnamon and THinly sliced wedges of plutonium. :)
New Birds
29-12-2007, 21:11
I want it to look like a supernova. Explode, then.
Extreme Ironing
29-12-2007, 21:19
Asplode.
Wilgrove
29-12-2007, 21:27
Implode then explode!!!!
Pan-Arab Barronia
29-12-2007, 21:45
Do we become dense enough to become a black hole if we implode?
Anti-Social Darwinism
29-12-2007, 22:15
Implode, then, drawing all the matter and energy in the area into myself I become increasingly more powerful and able to draw in even more until I reach a critical point in which case I explode outward creating a completely new universe.
CthulhuFhtagn
29-12-2007, 22:51
Transform into a giant fetus made out of organs, then explode, then implode, then become a new universe.
The Tribes Of Longton
29-12-2007, 22:53
We'll have no Akiras here!
I'd explode then implode, preferrably to form a black hole. That way, people would think I was an extrovert then be immediately be attracted to me.
We'll have no Akiras here!
I'd explode then implode, preferrably to form a black hole. That way, people would think I was an extrovert then be immediately be attracted to me.
then they'll realize how much you really suck... but by then it will be too late.
Lunatic Goofballs
30-12-2007, 03:30
I wonder if people can just plode. ...:confused:
I wonder if people can just plode. ...:confused:
Plode is an objects natural state of being. :cool:
Kryozerkia
30-12-2007, 04:06
I'll take whatever results in the most collateral damage. Screw the civilian population. If I gotta go, I'm taking the whole lot of you miserable SOBs with me! :)
Unlucky_and_unbiddable
30-12-2007, 04:55
I'll take whatever results in the most collateral damage. Screw the civilian population. If I gotta go, I'm taking the whole lot of you miserable SOBs with me! :)
How very considerate of you. :)
Kryozerkia
30-12-2007, 04:57
How very considerate of you. :)
I try to think of those around me :p I don't want to appear selfish or anything.
Solar Communes
30-12-2007, 06:10
I would jump in a magnetically held chamber filled with antimatter, the annihilation of all the matter from my body with the antimatter into pure energy would generate a countless thousands of gigatons worth detonation.
CthulhuFhtagn
30-12-2007, 23:22
I would jump in a magnetically held chamber filled with antimatter, the annihilation of all the matter from my body with the antimatter into pure energy would generate a countless thousands of gigatons worth detonation.
1 gram of matter has mass-energy of around 25 kilotons, IIRC. Let's say you weigh 80 kilos. So, 80 kg of matter and 80 kg of antimatter. That'd be...
160*1000*25kt
160000*25kt
4 gigatons.
What would you rather do; Implode or Explode?
Implode: You will collapse in on yourself, suddenly becoming a superdense particle of matter and leaving everyone to wonder what the fuck just happened?
Explode: You will atomize on a massive explosion that wipes out three city blocks.
Implode then explode: Collapse first, then convert entirely into energy in a blast that cracks the Earth's crust.
Explode then Implode: Burst in a massive explosion that decimates three city blocks, then the resulting blast wave sucks all matter in it's radius inward and collapses into a superdense brick-sized chuck of matter that becomes known as the Shitta Brick.
Sexplode: Messy, but entertaining.
((poll coming))
My Impression of Will Ferril's acting career... which means I do practically nothing.
I am gonna take "other" and define it as "live forever, then explode, then eat some popcorn, and what is the recipe for that atomic pie anyway?"
:D
E=MC2??
Hachihyaku
30-12-2007, 23:32
Idk .......
Does it matter?
Vectrova
30-12-2007, 23:34
Implode, then explode. Preferably imploding into a huge gravity well that crushes everything within a 50 ft radius of me before the forces of physics apply to me, causing me to explode from telling them to sit down and shut up.
Explode, please. I'd like to make an impression.
Call to power
30-12-2007, 23:37
explode because imploding sounds more painful
Big Jim P
31-12-2007, 01:02
What would you rather do; Implode or Explode?
Implode: You will collapse in on yourself, suddenly becoming a superdense particle of matter and leaving everyone to wonder what the fuck just happened?
Explode: You will atomize on a massive explosion that wipes out three city blocks.
Implode then explode: Collapse first, then convert entirely into energy in a blast that cracks the Earth's crust.
Explode then Implode: Burst in a massive explosion that decimates three city blocks, then the resulting blast wave sucks all matter in it's radius inward and collapses into a superdense brick-sized chuck of matter that becomes known as the Shitta Brick.
Sexplode: Messy, but entertaining.
((poll coming))
You owe me a monitor LG. Fittingly, I am having tacos for dinner, and now have to clean up the mess.
Lunatic Goofballs
31-12-2007, 01:07
You owe me a monitor LG. Fittingly, I am having tacos for dinner, and now have to clean up the mess.
In a happy coincidence, I own stock in several reputable monitor and keyboard manufacturers. :cool:
Conserative Morality
31-12-2007, 01:09
Implode, suck all the idiots of the world in with me, then explode destroying Washington D.C.!
Big Jim P
31-12-2007, 01:10
In a happy coincidence, I own stock in several reputable monitor and keyboard manufacturers. :cool:
Why am I not surprised?
Blasphemous Priest
31-12-2007, 01:15
I want to be turned into particles of anti-matter and then explode with such force that all life on earth is decimated. Then I the force of that explosion to reverse and collapse into a blackhole thus destroying this P.O.S solar system.
Lunatic Goofballs
31-12-2007, 01:18
I want to be turned into particles of anti-matter and then explode with such force that all life on earth is decimated. Then I the force of that explosion to reverse and collapse into a blackhole thus destroying this P.O.S solar system.
I keep all my stuff there! :eek:
Implode, then, drawing all the matter and energy in the area into myself I become increasingly more powerful and able to draw in even more until I reach a critical point in which case I explode outward creating a completely new universe.
Wouldn't the Big Bang fall under 'Sexplode'?