NationStates Jolt Archive


Implode or Explode?

Lunatic Goofballs
29-12-2007, 19:49
What would you rather do; Implode or Explode?

Implode: You will collapse in on yourself, suddenly becoming a superdense particle of matter and leaving everyone to wonder what the fuck just happened?

Explode: You will atomize on a massive explosion that wipes out three city blocks.

Implode then explode: Collapse first, then convert entirely into energy in a blast that cracks the Earth's crust.

Explode then Implode: Burst in a massive explosion that decimates three city blocks, then the resulting blast wave sucks all matter in it's radius inward and collapses into a superdense brick-sized chuck of matter that becomes known as the Shitta Brick.

Sexplode: Messy, but entertaining.

((poll coming))
Isidoor
29-12-2007, 20:00
sexplode, although the atomic pie sounded attractive too.
Vandal-Unknown
29-12-2007, 20:01
Surprise me!

... which not the safest thing to say on the net.
Kedalfax
29-12-2007, 20:05
ftgddfhg gfsdfgsfgdrrrrrrrrgfdv

(I'm too lazy to move)
Small House-Plant
29-12-2007, 20:08
So... I can either die, or be made of popcorn and live... it's a tough one...
Upper Botswavia
29-12-2007, 20:14
I am gonna take "other" and define it as "live forever, then explode, then eat some popcorn, and what is the recipe for that atomic pie anyway?"
:D
Despoticania
29-12-2007, 20:23
Implode then Explode... That would be the coolest death! Yeeehaaaawww!
JuNii
29-12-2007, 20:48
What would you rather do; Implode or Explode?

Implode: You will collapse in on yourself, suddenly becoming a superdense particle of matter and leaving everyone to wonder what the fuck just happened?

Explode: You will atomize on a massive explosion that wipes out three city blocks.

Implode then explode: Collapse first, then convert entirely into energy in a blast that cracks the Earth's crust.

Explode then Implode: Burst in a massive explosion that decimates three city blocks, then the resulting blast wave sucks all matter in it's radius inward and collapses into a superdense brick-sized chuck of matter that becomes known as the Shitta Brick.

Sexplode: Messy, but entertaining.

((poll coming))
er.... yes...

sexplode then immediatly explode, followed by immediate implosion.

just enough for my sex partner to know what happened, yet she'll be unharmed.
Amoforghewe
29-12-2007, 20:56
Cant I be an atomic pie, then sexplode, then explode... twice. then implode and explode nine times, and then make it rain popcorn?
Lunatic Goofballs
29-12-2007, 21:08
I am gonna take "other" and define it as "live forever, then explode, then eat some popcorn, and what is the recipe for that atomic pie anyway?"
:D

Graham Crackers, lots of cinnamon and THinly sliced wedges of plutonium. :)
New Birds
29-12-2007, 21:11
I want it to look like a supernova. Explode, then.
Extreme Ironing
29-12-2007, 21:19
Asplode.
Wilgrove
29-12-2007, 21:27
Implode then explode!!!!
Pan-Arab Barronia
29-12-2007, 21:45
Do we become dense enough to become a black hole if we implode?
Anti-Social Darwinism
29-12-2007, 22:15
Implode, then, drawing all the matter and energy in the area into myself I become increasingly more powerful and able to draw in even more until I reach a critical point in which case I explode outward creating a completely new universe.
CthulhuFhtagn
29-12-2007, 22:51
Transform into a giant fetus made out of organs, then explode, then implode, then become a new universe.
The Tribes Of Longton
29-12-2007, 22:53
We'll have no Akiras here!

I'd explode then implode, preferrably to form a black hole. That way, people would think I was an extrovert then be immediately be attracted to me.
JuNii
29-12-2007, 23:26
We'll have no Akiras here!

I'd explode then implode, preferrably to form a black hole. That way, people would think I was an extrovert then be immediately be attracted to me.

then they'll realize how much you really suck... but by then it will be too late.
Lunatic Goofballs
30-12-2007, 03:30
I wonder if people can just plode. ...:confused:
UNITIHU
30-12-2007, 03:47
I wonder if people can just plode. ...:confused:

Plode is an objects natural state of being. :cool:
Kryozerkia
30-12-2007, 04:06
I'll take whatever results in the most collateral damage. Screw the civilian population. If I gotta go, I'm taking the whole lot of you miserable SOBs with me! :)
Unlucky_and_unbiddable
30-12-2007, 04:55
I'll take whatever results in the most collateral damage. Screw the civilian population. If I gotta go, I'm taking the whole lot of you miserable SOBs with me! :)

How very considerate of you. :)
Kryozerkia
30-12-2007, 04:57
How very considerate of you. :)

I try to think of those around me :p I don't want to appear selfish or anything.
Solar Communes
30-12-2007, 06:10
I would jump in a magnetically held chamber filled with antimatter, the annihilation of all the matter from my body with the antimatter into pure energy would generate a countless thousands of gigatons worth detonation.
CthulhuFhtagn
30-12-2007, 23:22
I would jump in a magnetically held chamber filled with antimatter, the annihilation of all the matter from my body with the antimatter into pure energy would generate a countless thousands of gigatons worth detonation.

1 gram of matter has mass-energy of around 25 kilotons, IIRC. Let's say you weigh 80 kilos. So, 80 kg of matter and 80 kg of antimatter. That'd be...

160*1000*25kt
160000*25kt
4 gigatons.
SaintB
30-12-2007, 23:25
What would you rather do; Implode or Explode?

Implode: You will collapse in on yourself, suddenly becoming a superdense particle of matter and leaving everyone to wonder what the fuck just happened?

Explode: You will atomize on a massive explosion that wipes out three city blocks.

Implode then explode: Collapse first, then convert entirely into energy in a blast that cracks the Earth's crust.

Explode then Implode: Burst in a massive explosion that decimates three city blocks, then the resulting blast wave sucks all matter in it's radius inward and collapses into a superdense brick-sized chuck of matter that becomes known as the Shitta Brick.

Sexplode: Messy, but entertaining.

((poll coming))

My Impression of Will Ferril's acting career... which means I do practically nothing.


I am gonna take "other" and define it as "live forever, then explode, then eat some popcorn, and what is the recipe for that atomic pie anyway?"
:D

E=MC2??
Hachihyaku
30-12-2007, 23:32
Idk .......

Does it matter?
Vectrova
30-12-2007, 23:34
Implode, then explode. Preferably imploding into a huge gravity well that crushes everything within a 50 ft radius of me before the forces of physics apply to me, causing me to explode from telling them to sit down and shut up.
Kyott
30-12-2007, 23:35
Explode, please. I'd like to make an impression.
Call to power
30-12-2007, 23:37
explode because imploding sounds more painful
Big Jim P
31-12-2007, 01:02
What would you rather do; Implode or Explode?

Implode: You will collapse in on yourself, suddenly becoming a superdense particle of matter and leaving everyone to wonder what the fuck just happened?

Explode: You will atomize on a massive explosion that wipes out three city blocks.

Implode then explode: Collapse first, then convert entirely into energy in a blast that cracks the Earth's crust.

Explode then Implode: Burst in a massive explosion that decimates three city blocks, then the resulting blast wave sucks all matter in it's radius inward and collapses into a superdense brick-sized chuck of matter that becomes known as the Shitta Brick.

Sexplode: Messy, but entertaining.

((poll coming))

You owe me a monitor LG. Fittingly, I am having tacos for dinner, and now have to clean up the mess.
Lunatic Goofballs
31-12-2007, 01:07
You owe me a monitor LG. Fittingly, I am having tacos for dinner, and now have to clean up the mess.

In a happy coincidence, I own stock in several reputable monitor and keyboard manufacturers. :cool:
Conserative Morality
31-12-2007, 01:09
Implode, suck all the idiots of the world in with me, then explode destroying Washington D.C.!
Big Jim P
31-12-2007, 01:10
In a happy coincidence, I own stock in several reputable monitor and keyboard manufacturers. :cool:

Why am I not surprised?
Blasphemous Priest
31-12-2007, 01:15
I want to be turned into particles of anti-matter and then explode with such force that all life on earth is decimated. Then I the force of that explosion to reverse and collapse into a blackhole thus destroying this P.O.S solar system.
Lunatic Goofballs
31-12-2007, 01:18
I want to be turned into particles of anti-matter and then explode with such force that all life on earth is decimated. Then I the force of that explosion to reverse and collapse into a blackhole thus destroying this P.O.S solar system.

I keep all my stuff there! :eek:
Bann-ed
31-12-2007, 01:52
Implode, then, drawing all the matter and energy in the area into myself I become increasingly more powerful and able to draw in even more until I reach a critical point in which case I explode outward creating a completely new universe.

Wouldn't the Big Bang fall under 'Sexplode'?