job titles
Lushtisky
28-12-2007, 00:51
it came to me late at night the other night to create business cards. these cards will be just for fun not for a real job or advertising a business. i would like to come up with original but obviously fake job titles to put on the business cards. any help will be greatly appreciated.
Upper Botswavia
28-12-2007, 01:06
French Fry Appraiser
Crenelated Frieze Spotter
Box Kite Pilot
Official Jellybean Accountant
and my personal favorite... Reverse Engineer.
Call to power
28-12-2007, 01:12
card maker :)
Sirmomo1
28-12-2007, 01:13
Got to be business card collector. Hand them out and then beg for them back.
Pan-Arab Barronia
28-12-2007, 01:23
Federal Booby Inspector?
Ultraviolent Radiation
28-12-2007, 01:28
"God"
Meat popsicle.
The Fifth Element.
just some off the top of my head.
Redundancy Inspector
Redundancy Devision
Department of Redundancy
Business Card Breeder
Business Card Rehabilitator
(Setting Business Cards Free... One Card At A Time)
Chief Peon
Genital Inspector
(OK, DROP EM & SPREAD EM!)
Recovering NSG Addict
(For God's sake, Do not let near a computer!)
or just print out business cards with the joker on em...
Wilgrove
28-12-2007, 02:22
"The Messiah" :D
Cannot think of a name
28-12-2007, 03:08
"The Guy Who Gave You This Card"
"Redeem for 1 (one) Business Card"
Lunatic Goofballs
28-12-2007, 04:33
"Professional Wacko" That is actually on my business card. :)
Other possibilities include:
"Potential Free Lunch Winner" Mitch Hedberg
"Corporate Sellout"
"Executive Toady"
"Physical Space Occupant"
"Minimum Wage Clock Watcher"
"Hungry College Student"
"America's Future"
"Economic Ballast"
"Love Goddess"
"Undisputed Supreme Overlord of Unnecessarily Grandiose Title Creation"
"Me"
:D
South Lorenya
28-12-2007, 05:15
"condom tester" >_>
Wilgrove
28-12-2007, 05:17
"condom tester" >_>
A better one would be "Grande Condom Tester". *nods*
Marrakech II
28-12-2007, 06:45
A better one would be "Grande Condom Tester". *nods*
That has a better ring then "Tiny Tim - Condom Tester".
Rotten bacon
28-12-2007, 06:46
insert totle here
that one guy u met at that one place
you
yeah
The Black Forrest
28-12-2007, 07:34
I have used "Mean Machine"
I will have "Spam Monkey"
A friend simply has "Generalist"
Straughn
28-12-2007, 08:07
Assistant Crack-Whore.
...Ointment Applicator?
BackwoodsSquatches
28-12-2007, 12:38
Ive been many things.
I used to be a Flatware Sanitation Technician.
Currently, I am a Culinary Transportation Specialist.
I'll let you all decipher those.
Currently, I am a Culinary Transportation Specialist.Sounds like you deliver pizzas.
BackwoodsSquatches
28-12-2007, 13:26
Sounds like you deliver pizzas.
On the nose.
Upper Botswavia
28-12-2007, 14:49
A friend of mine contends that since I get done whatever I set out to do, and I know so many esoteric things, my business card should read
"Professionally Competent"
On the nose.
on your nose? :eek: that's pretty impressive.
Frisians
28-12-2007, 14:54
Ive been many things.
I used to be a Flatware Sanitation Technician.
Currently, I am a Culinary Transportation Specialist.
I'll let you all decipher those.
Well, methinks you've been doing a lot of dish washing in the past. :cool:
Slaughterhouse five
28-12-2007, 20:44
unlicensed proctologist
backup redundancy supervisor
assistant wiper
Johnny B Goode
28-12-2007, 21:30
Old Hamster Collector
Lunatic Goofballs
28-12-2007, 21:43
"Source of All Evil"
"Certified Pubic Accountant"
"Idiocy Compensation Consultant"
"Executive Vice-Dishwasher"
"Contributor of Nothing"
"Keyboard and Monitor Destroyer"
"Disturber of The Comfortable"
"Semi-Pro Tiger Taunter"
"Semi-Aerodynamic Pasty Artillery Delivery System"
"Orgasm Inducer"
:)
Conserative Morality
28-12-2007, 21:45
Serial killer. Could YOU be the next victim? Call 1-800-killme to become my next victim!
Conserative Morality
28-12-2007, 21:46
"Contributor of Nothing"
That's known as a "Politician" Lunatic.:D
Serial killer. Could YOU be the next victim? Call 1-800-killme to find out!
altered.
or even better...
Cereal Killer:
I'm just Koo Koo!
Conserative Morality
28-12-2007, 22:08
Cereal Killer:
I'm just Koo Koo
Or cereal killer: your breakfast may be NEXT!!
Lushtisky
28-12-2007, 22:34
i love all of these. think i am going to have to make a whole bunch with different job titles
Lunatic Goofballs
29-12-2007, 01:22
"Slayer of The Body-Glittered"
:)
Boonytopia
29-12-2007, 04:19
Bovine Assessor.
Intangelon
29-12-2007, 04:26
Ive been many things.
I used to be a Flatware Sanitation Technician.
Currently, I am a Culinary Transportation Specialist.
I'll let you all decipher those.
Brilliant euphemisms!
How's about this:
DEPARTMENT OF REDUNDANCY DEPARTMENT
BUREAU OF THE SUPERFLUOUS, SUPERNUMEROUS AND SUREFIT SECTION, SECOND DIVISON
Executive Pleonastic Tautologist-in-Chief
Or:
Percussive Maintenance Specialist
Darknovae
29-12-2007, 04:41
Cereal Killer:
I'm just Koo Koo!
...for Cocoa Puffs! :p
Isca Silurum
29-12-2007, 04:47
Honest Politician