NationStates Jolt Archive

Apparently there were some nasty, widespread rumors going around about a seemingly friendly princess named Caminalda (no relation to the Oblivion character) who -- if the rumors were true -- was as evil as Elizabeth Bathory. The poor girl was so distressed that she promised her castle to anyone who could prove her innocence.

Anyway, downstairs one of the peasants who worked in the castle was being interviewed (to gather evidence) on his thoughts about the rumors, and he suppported them. Meanwhile, there was a witness a few feet away -- standard stuff for interviews. What was NOT standard, however, was what I saw when I passed the area -- a nearly transparent silhouette between the two, holding their wrists. If you're an Ultima 7 fan, then you already know the cause -- invisibility to most and near-invisibility to the rest. There's also the fact that in my dream, thought-altering magic was possible, but you need a chain of sentient people (like that one!) from the caster to the target.

Now, the invisible guy had a large ring (the band was basically a semicircular cross-section about a quarter inch in diameter) on his pointer finger. I found the whole thing highly suspicious, so I wandered over then, in one motion, yanked the invisible guy's hand off of the peasant's wrist with my right hand and yanked the ring off of his finger with my left hand. That caused two immediaite effects -- (1) the invisible guy turned visible, and (2) the peasant pulled an abrupt 180 in his testimony, declaring that the princess was a good girl and fully innocent. There was also the issue of the middleman -- now visible you could see his face, and he was known (at least by the interviewer) as a member of an adjacent nation on bad terms with the one I was in. I woke up around now, but it's safe to say that if it continued the princess would be acquitted~

Told with the aid of smilies.

I had a dream that I had been selected for the jury for the most recent OJ Simpson trial, :upyours: and as the trial had progressed, OJ's situation had gotten continually worse, to the point that he pulled out a gun and took the courtroom hostage, and began executing jurors. :mp5: At which point police snipers shot him through the window. :sniper: Interestingly enough, the sniper rifle they were using was the sniper rifle from the Halo series of video games. :confused: Following that, I was interviewed by the press, to find out what I thought about what happened. :gundge: And that was it. :)

...ok, I'm not sure that this is actually of GENERAL interest, but I'm willing to let it ride a while....

I had a dream that I was eating tiny pillows and when I woke up, my marshmallows were gone. :(

I had a dream that I was eating tiny pillows and when I woke up, my marshmallows were gone. :(

So sad...

I had a dream in which i got married. To a centaur

I had a dream that I was the most handsome guy in the world. And then I woke up and noticed that it was true :D

I once had a dream that I was married to Carrie Underwood. And couldn't believe it. (I'm married, she's definitely not Carrie Underwood...and I'm not even a fan of her music.)

Sheesh, if I was going to be married to a female singer whose music I didn't listen to, they could have at least picked Beyonce.

...ok, I'm not sure that this is actually of GENERAL interest, but I'm willing to let it ride a while....

Good, good!

...that, and if it doesn't belong here, where WOULD it belong?

Good, good!

...that, and if it doesn't belong here, where WOULD it belong?

Possibly chat or spam, but... yeah.

Good, good!

...that, and if it doesn't belong here, where WOULD it belong?

Probably because of the blogginess (I made that up).

I had a dream that I was eating tiny pillows and when I woke up, my marshmallows were gone. :(

You didn't eat them. They were stolen by the Fraggles under SaintB's house.

I had a very Angels and Demonsesque dream. I was with a bunch of people, and we were visting some famous landmark in Italy. So two girls, Devan (who is in my civics class) and Toria (who is a fictional character in one of my stories) have to get this pendulum thing and give it to some guy so he can do something (like undermine the Catholic church or something... The Church was definitely involved somehow) and so I follow them to try to stop them. However I lose them in this food court area, and I try to look for them.

I had a very Angels and Demonsesque dream. I was with a bunch of people, and we were visting some famous landmark in Italy. So two girls, Devan (who is in my civics class) and Toria (who is a fictional character in one of my stories) have to get this pendulum thing and give it to some guy so he can do something (like undermine the Catholic church or something... The Church was definitely involved somehow) and so I follow them to try to stop them. However I lose them in this food court area, and I try to look for them.

this sounds scarily like one of my dreams. Of course, mine are so crazy that this is almost normal.

You didn't eat them. They were stolen by the Fraggles under SaintB's house.

Those bastards! :mad:

I had a dream where I was in CSI. I was the victim, the perpetrator, and the CSI attached to the case.

Guess which show I've been watching a lot of, lately?

I had a dream where I was in CSI. I was the victim, the perpetrator, and the CSI attached to the case.

Guess which show I've been watching a lot of, lately?

The Snorks?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e3/Snork_01.jpg

I had a dream that this hotter than shit chick that I work with was being made fun of on Facebook by some guy. She was crying and updating her profile with pictures of her crying (which would be odd for her). I try to comfort her while the guy is still doing it, with meh results. The next day I talk about it with her at work. We talk, we hug, and I promise revenge.

The next thing I know, I am on a rooftop across the street from the guy's house with a precision rifle from Crysis. I find him through one of the windows, and zoom in. He looked like Chris Hanson. He took a seat, and I shot him in the middle of the forehead. Then all of a sudden, there where Koreans. Everywhere.

Ok, I'll go.

This is part of a dream that emerged from a previous part too wierd to describe.

It was the set of Bill Mahers old talk show "Politically Incorrect." He opened the show by talking about a story in the news about people in New York City going vigilante and beating up criminals on the streets and how he thought it was a bad idea. One of the panelists began to explain why he disagreed, but the camera didn't pan over, it just slowly pulled out bringing the entire panel into frame.

The speaker explained how with the size of the NYC policeforce it just isn't possible to deter crime sufficiently and these vigilantes are providing a public service. As the camera pulled out I saw that the speaker was comedien Andy Dick and he was wearing a two-tone blue unitard with a darker blue cape and a goldish looking visor to a mideval helmet, but without the helmet.

Bill Maher then intorduced him as "Caped Super-Blue."

The camera continued to widen its focus and I was sitting next to Andy Dick on the panel and opposite Phil Hartman, who began trying to play footsie with me.

Then I woke up.

I had a dream that, for some bizarre reason, my wife believed the story given to her by Sarkhaan, Not bad and Nobel Hobos that they were questing NSr's out to meet (and perhaps recruit) for some thing or other. She invited 'em in for 'nog and brittle, and they sat on the couch and pulled out a PS2/PC console and hooked it up to the TV as a monitor. I came out of the shower wearing my new bathrobe and a q-tip in my ear, and they said they'd seen my cat in a movie, which they loaded on quicktime, which was footage of the cat batting the fuck out of a nosy reindeer who'd stuck his nostrils through the window on site of a movie being filmed. Cat came out of nowhere, but they kept the footage.
The result was two t-shirts in play, one white, one coral-coloured, reading,
"My cat is a movie star"
on the front, with
"fuckin' cats" on the back.
Then we discussed changing "movie" to "porn", and i woke up from a phone call.
???
Seriously.

I had a dream that I was eating tiny pillows and when I woke up, my marshmallows were gone. :(I once dreamt my ex tried to wake me up with a couple of vegan chocolate bars. Unfortunately the dream came true.

But at least I learnt why it isn't a good idea to put chocolate in your mohawk, if your flat doesn't have a shower. And knowledge is good, right?

I once dreamt my ex tried to wake me up with a couple of vegan chocolate bars. Unfortunately the dream came true.

But at least I learnt why it isn't a good idea to put chocolate in your mohawk, if your flat doesn't have a shower. And knowledge is good, right?

Experience is the best teacher. :)

Experience is the best teacher. :)Hey LG I've been meaning to ask you, any chance you & the mini goofballs celebrated Christmas in South Africa?

Those bastards! :mad:

Nuke 'em!

The Snorks?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e3/Snork_01.jpg

Um, no.

I had a dream that I was being chased by zombies. I hid upstairs in a wardrobe (these zombies couldn't understand stairs). Then I had a fantastic idea...I ran down to the end of the garden where there was a cliff...and Winnie the Poohs house. For some reason the zombies couldn't go near Winnie the Pooh, and the ones that tried fell off the cliff. :confused:

Hey LG I've been meaning to ask you, any chance you & the mini goofballs celebrated Christmas in South Africa?

:confused:

Why do you ask?

I had an awesome dream where I was a vampire; though it was a really sad dream.

So first off, I was very unsightly, like Dracula from the movie Nosferatu. I was tall, skinny with long thin hands and a bald ugly face. Not one of those attractive vampires.

So it started when I woke up for the evening. I jumped out my window into the alley below. I started running through the alleys of my city neighborhood looking for someone to feed on. I finally came across a red-headed girl I once dated for a while. She was being fingered by her date next to some dumpsters. I was hungry and thought “Hey, I will grab these two.” But then a feeling of sympathy came across me so I snuck past them (I could turn semi-invisible.) In the same alley I found a thug watching them, waiting in the shadows to leap out and mug them. I got behind him and sunk my fangs into his neck. I drained him of blood but I left him alive, albeit unconscious.

Having saved two people I ran off to some hills outside of the city where I could look at the city lights twinkle far down below. The trees around me were black and charred (like after a forest fire) and I was all alone. That was, until I was approached by a man who was obsessed with vampires and wanted to help/serve me. With my new helper, we ran off back to the city.

He had decided to go into a bar and bring me one more victim before the night ended. I was too hideous to go in myself (I would scare people), so I waited outside hiding in the alley once more. After a few minutes, he brought out a woman. She screamed when she saw me, so I grabbed her and started to feed until I could feel her heart stop and she was dead. When I realized what I had done, I was horrified and started to flee into the night in a panic. The man tried to tell me it was okay, but I ignored him, and ran away, intent on being all alone again.

Man, that was a fun dream.

A lot of my dreams have been me as a ninja killing people...

My cousin once had a dream where he was Superman but without the powers...

You didn't eat them. They were stolen by the Fraggles under SaintB's house.

I'll negotiate for thier return...

I have a lot of interesting dreams...

Once I dreamt I was sitting in the parking lot of the mall with a freind of mine talking about random subjects and he suddenly slammed the gass petal down on his SUV; causing us t hit a brick wall. The engine reupted through the dashboard and stopped inches from my face, my freind laughed and said"That did exactly what I thought it would!"