NationStates Jolt Archive

Frank Costanza: Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way.
Cosmo Kramer: What happened to the doll?
Frank Costanza: It was destroyed. But out of that a new holiday was born: a Festivus for the rest of us!


Now let us have a humorous airing of grievances.
I got a lot of problems with you people! And now, you're gonna hear about it

If I reach 10,000 posts today, it will be a Festivus miracle.

yes another follower. i wonder how maney people here celebrate festivus?

my main grivence right now is with my local chapter of 4H who didnt supply us with enough tickets to win the turkey they were raffeling off. it was gonna be our festivus dinner. now none of us have money to do somthing else.

I really wanted to know how the Soup Nazi's soup really taste like...

I really wanted to know how the Soup Nazi's soup really taste like...one of the funniest bits of TV imo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpjCn_2H6kE

Dedicating this one to my "Mr. Clean Haircut" coworker and his Davy Jones pen.

For my 37 year old daughter who still doesn't understand budgeting and thinks that turning up the heat so her room will be warm and opening the window so my room won't be stifling somehow makes sense.