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I will approve NSG marriages. Polygamy is permitted and not all parties must give their consent.

I'll marry Katganistan, please.

I've been after her since I've joined this forum.

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I now pronounce you man and wife.

I think Fass and Smunkee will make a good couple. Seem to be a spark between the two. ;)

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No marriages to Fass unless he consents.

Can I just consider myself married to all the womens on NSG? Maybe make a harem?

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No marriages to Fass unless he consents.

Fine. I propose to Fass.

Can I just consider myself married to all the womens on NSG? Maybe make a harem?
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Of course. You need a license though.

Fine. I propose to Fass.

:( no fair.

*claims Sarky as my own*

:( no fair.

*claims Sarky as my own*

You can share. Just think a threesome!:fluffle:

You can share. Just think a threesome!:fluffle:

poor Fass.

Can I marry myself?

You'd think I'd have a place reserved by now.

Heck, I dun care whether she even shows up here. Me and TC? hmm?

Can I just consider myself married to all the womens on NSG? Maybe make a harem?

Not again....


I propose myself to Cabra. And whomever else she brings into the marriage.

Does anyone want to marry me?

*puppy eyes*

I'll take Neesika.

Though, of course, I'll loan her out to interested parties.

Marriage? What a disgusting concept.

Sure, have sex with each other, whatever. But parading around in front of your family, going "look at us! look at us! we're having sex!" ... it's gross.

And I bet you want presents. You want all the friends and family to give you good things to reward you for putting plug in socket.

Oh, let's have a vow of "fidelity" as well, shall we? Establish ownership over each other's sexual 'favours' ... but we haven't finished being disgusting, no.

No, we're going to do all this in the Chapel.

I'll take Neesika.

Though, of course, I'll loan her out to interested parties.

Oooh! I accept!

Will there be an orgy on the night of the wedding?

The only answer is yes.

Can I marry myself?

And if I do it twice, can I have a threesome with myself? This may turn out interesting.

Pancake iz mein! *proposes*

Pancake iz mein! *proposes*

oh i'am sorry she taken

isn't she like...15?

isn't she like...15?

Which is why she should be mine, clearly.

isn't she like...15?

Sixteen, actually.

And I choose to marry Neesika as well. :D

Does anyone want to marry me?

*puppy eyes*

You're too young for me, but you can hang around until you see something better.

Sixteen, actually.

Nope, about two more weeks for that.

Sixteen, actually.

And I choose to marry Neesika as well. :D

Sorry, the other spots are saved for Sumamba and his wife, GNI, and...well damn, the line starts over there *points off into the distance*.

*agrees*

*includes the option to include Fass, however*

Can we keep things open so I can have illicit affairs with you?

:( no fair.

*claims Sarky as my own*

*agrees*

*includes the option to include Fass, however*

Nope, about two more weeks for that.

Oh.
Sorry, the other spots are saved for Sumamba and his wife, GNI, and...well damn, the line starts over there *points off into the distance*.
:(

I think Fass and Smunkee will make a good couple. Seem to be a spark between the two. ;)

Oy, wait! He's been mine, for, like, ever! I was first!

Fine. I propose to Fass.

Oh, damn. Now there's competition I can't handle. Go, take him already. I'll comfort myself..

I'll take Neesika.

Though, of course, I'll loan her out to interested parties.

..herewith. Will you wear the white, Sin, because I look much better in black?

I hope this chapel has good acoustics and a good organ.

I hope this chapel has good acoustics and a good organ.

It has the acoustics of a two-ton skip, and no organ.

"Why don't we do it in the road?"

Not again....


I propose myself to Cabra. And whomever else she brings into the marriage.

I've got a cute guy here who'll happily join us. Long dark hair and the cutest little pot-belly... he's gorgeous :D
Let's have a wedding-orgy!

I've got a cute guy here who'll happily join us. Long dark hair and the cutest little pot-belly... he's gorgeous :D
Let's have a wedding-orgy!

Cute/gorgeous and Potbelly don't go together.

Can we keep things open so I can have illicit affairs with you?

I suppose.;)

*agrees*

*includes the option to include Fass, however*

sounds peachy!

I come with livestock! Who wants some!?

I'm going to marry my hand.

I'll take Neesika.

Though, of course, I'll loan her out to interested parties.

Interested party of what...?

Oooh! I accept!

Will there be an orgy on the night of the wedding?

The only answer is yes.

...ah, an interested party of twelve, got it! Count me in, please. I am, after all, a fairly cunning linguist.

Can we keep things open so I can have illicit affairs with you?

Open and illicit? Freeowl!

I hope this chapel has good acoustics and a good organ.

Too......many......organ......jokes......!

Cute/gorgeous and Potbelly don't go together.

Bite your tongue! It's all a matter of where, how big, and a few other factors. Litle Buddhas can be delightful.

I'm going to marry my hand.

That reminds me of a dumb joke:

Y'hear about the guy with five penises?

His pants fit him like a glove.

Cute/gorgeous and Potbelly don't go together.

As one who is a lot soft around the middle (and elsewhere) I would not quibble about an otherwise cute guy who had a little pot belly.

As one who is a lot soft around the middle (and elsewhere) I would not quibble about an otherwise cute guy who had a little pot belly.

Hear, hear!

I wanna marry everybody who's willing and legal, plzkthxlol. I know it's a lot of people but I have plans to take over the world, harem style. An Army of Orgy awaits!

I wanna marry everybody who's willing and legal, plzkthxlol. I know it's a lot of people but I have plans to take over the world, harem style. An Army of Orgy awaits!

I will join your army! My pork sword is yours!

*apologises*

Well, I looked through all the mental hospitals in the state of Massachusetts, and nobody was crazy enough to marry me. So, I'll just look here.

Fine. I propose to Fass.

That better be a cock ring you're getting out of your pants.

Rasselas. Pancake. SoWiBi.

*claps hand twice*

I shall once again propose to Soheran and Infinite Revolution.

...hopefully this time we can consummate the marriage.

Rasselas. Pancake. SoWiBi.

*claps hand twice*
:eek::eek: I never get mentioned in threads like this! *faints* :D

:eek::eek: I never get mentioned in threads like this! *faints* :D
Well, technically I mentioned everybody...

Nobody mentions meh.

Cute/gorgeous and Potbelly don't go together.

Oh yes they do :)
I never really went for skinny men, me.

I want to marry Smunkee. :)

lol...

masochist?;)

I want to marry Smunkee. :)

lol...

masochist?

Nobody mentions meh.I might've, but I'm too lazy to help take over the world.

I might've, but I'm too lazy to help take over the world.
Aw come ooon, it'll be fun! I'll let the Generalite Mafia run the black maaarkeeeet...:D

Aw come ooon, it'll be fun! I'll let the Generalite Mafia run the black maaarkeeeet...:DOh all right. I don't have anything better to do anyway. *Marries*

Woop! I'm totally putting you in my sig, the world must know of our nuptials. Nuptials!

Anyone want to take me? I had been reserving myself for marriage(s)!

Anyone want to take me? I had been reserving myself for marriage(s)!

Er... no thanks. Virgins tend to freak me out...

Er... no thanks. Virgins tend to freak me out...
:(

Anyone want to take me? I had been reserving myself for marriage(s)!
You can join my horny hoarde if you want. All you have to be is old enough. That said, it's currently just 3 guys and while I'm not sure about Fnordgasm, I know I'm straight.

What have I begun...

You can join my horny hoarde if you want. All you have to be is old enough. That said, it's currently just 3 guys and while I'm not sure about Fnordgasm, I know I'm straight.

What have I begun...
Horny horde! Sounds fun! How old is old enough?

Horny horde! Sounds fun! How old is old enough?
Legality denotes limit. I can't eSecks you if you's a young'un. <.< >.> <.<

Legality denotes limit. I can't eSecks you if you's a young'un. <.< >.> <.<
I'm legal here. But eSecks? eSecks? It is like ePod? :D

I'm legal here. But eSecks? eSecks? It is like ePod? :D
Well it's very pretty, makes some nice noises but is a bit difficult to use and fits in your pocket. So sort of...

MARRIED.

Well it's very pretty, makes some nice noises but is a bit difficult to use and fits in your pocket. So sort of...

MARRIED.
Cool! I WANT MORE!!! :D

Get recruiting...

Marriage? What a disgusting concept.

Sure, have sex with each other, whatever. But parading around in front of your family, going "look at us! look at us! we're having sex!" ... it's gross.

And I bet you want presents. You want all the friends and family to give you good things to reward you for putting plug in socket.

Oh, let's have a vow of "fidelity" as well, shall we? Establish ownership over each other's sexual 'favours' ... but we haven't finished being disgusting, no.

No, we're going to do all this in the Chapel.

Monitor, keyboard, meet coffee.

I would like to renew my vows with Ifreann, Imperial isa, Londim, Der Fuhrer Dyszel, and The Plutonian Empire.

I would also like to marry LaDame, Kiryu-shi, Snafturi, Tribes, Franhamia, Smunkee, and Maraque. :fluffle:

Woop, someone else to the harbingers of hawt!

I would like to renew my vows with Ifreann, Imperial isa, Londim, Der Fuhrer Dyszel, and The Plutonian Empire.

I would also like to marry LaDame, Kiryu-shi, Snafturi, Tribes, Franhamia, Smunkee, and Maraque. :fluffle:

Agreed! That was a good wedding. Though I feel we grew apart.

I would like to renew my vows with Ifreann, Imperial isa, Londim, Der Fuhrer Dyszel, and The Plutonian Empire.

I would also like to marry LaDame, Kiryu-shi, Snafturi, Tribes, Franhamia, Smunkee, and Maraque. :fluffle:OMG!!!

OMG!!

You said Maraque!!! :fluffle::fluffle::fluffle::fluffle:

<3

OMG!!!

OMG!!

You said Maraque!!! :fluffle::fluffle::fluffle::fluffle:

<3

Wait does this mean we'll also be married due to the polygamy sect?

Wait does this mean we'll also be married due to the polygamy sect?Oh no.... I'm closing my eyes!
*Closes eyes waiting for explosion*

I want to marry Whereyouthinkyougoing, and Kiryu just to piss off Sin.

Also, Bann-ed.

I am not sure I want to marry any of you people (as in semi-RL I already have four husbands and a wife, and it is troublesome enough remembering all those anniversaries)( three that is, I got two of the husbands and the wife in a bargain deal, so only one anniversary for that lot) but I am open to discussing other possibilities.:D

I now pronounce everyone married.

Now piss off.

I would like to renew my vows with Ifreann, Imperial isa, Londim, Der Fuhrer Dyszel, and The Plutonian Empire.

I would also like to marry LaDame, Kiryu-shi, Snafturi, Tribes, Franhamia, Smunkee, and Maraque. :fluffle:

Good luck to you. I guess I gotta find someone for myself.

I'll marry you dude, we has a pancake within our clan.

I wanna Ruffy too. And a Maraque. Also, moar women first, we need the numbers and frankly it's getting a little close for me.

Also, an Ifreann.

I'll marry you dude, we has a pancake within our clan.

I wanna Ruffy too. And a Maraque. Also, moar women first, we need the numbers and frankly it's getting a little close for me.

Also, an Ifreann.

I'm on sale, you know.

I'm on sale, you know.
I don't pay for it.

Not after I got ripped off last time, anyways...

Anyone want to take me? I had been reserving myself for marriage(s)!Hm. On one hand, you won't be very good at it at first. On the other, you'd be more malleable than someone who's had more experience.

Hm. On one hand, you won't be very good at it at first. On the other, you'd be more malleable than someone who's had more experience.
He's part of the harem. Do with him as you like :eek:

Does anyone want to marry me?

*puppy eyes*
Not really, no.






Personally, I wish to marry everyone cool. Since we supposedly need no consent, this should go smoothly, right?

You can join my horny hoarde if you want. All you have to be is old enough. That said, it's currently just 3 guys and while I'm not sure about Fnordgasm, I know I'm straight.

What have I begun...Oh damn, there goes my plan to give birth to a half-English baby. *Crosses 'Half-English' off of List of Babies to Give Birth To.* Oh well, there's always Half-Scottish.

He's part of the harem. Do with him as you like :eek:Excellent! *Gets out restraints*

Excellent! *Gets out restraints*
*points to restraints*

How are those used?

:(

Sorry... can't help it. I just like people who know what they're doing.

Sorry... can't help it. I just like people who know what they're doing.
So... you don't like me? *walks away and cries* :(

So... you don't like me? *walks away and cries* :(

Never said that. All I said is I wouldn't want to marry a virgin. Now, go out there, have a few shags, and then we'll talk again :D

Never said that. All I said is I wouldn't want to marry a virgin. Now, go out there, have a few shags, and then we'll talk again :D
*returns* Okay, will be back after a few "shags". Will go to the barber and get a shaggy haircut. :p

Does anyone want to marry me?

*puppy eyes*

i'll marry you but i want a big dowry and some candy

I'll take Neesika.

Though, of course, I'll loan her out to interested parties.

i'm interested *leers at Neeiska*

I will join your army! My pork sword is yours!

*apologises*

Me too! *brings all his freinds and cousins and a nake hobo along*

:(

its okay, ill marry you *shoots the OP*

shotgun weddings :eek:

Me too! *brings all his freinds and cousins and a nake hobo along*
You're my wife now, Dave...
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its okay, ill marry you *shoots the OP*
Yay! :)

So this is a shotgun wedding, eh? *raises rifles*

Yay! :)

So this is a shotgun wedding, eh? *raises rifles*

*Shoots both of you.* Nobody gets married until I do. Bwa hahahahaha. *brandishes weapon.*

*Shoots both of you.* Nobody gets married until I do. Bwa hahahahaha. *brandishes weapon.*
*blood spurts out of chest*
*smiles*
*hurls a wedding cake at the shooter*

*Shoots both of you.* Nobody gets married until I do. Bwa hahahahaha. *brandishes weapon.*
I'll marry ye. There's a bit of a harem going on...

*Shoots both of you.* Nobody gets married until I do. Bwa hahahahaha. *brandishes weapon.*

you aren't taken?

*takes*

[Brutland and Norden Quote:

*blood spurts out of chest*
*smiles*
*hurls a wedding cake at the shooter*]

*Takes wedding cake in face. Smacks lips.* Mmmm, chocolate.

[The Tribes Of Longton Quote:

I'll marry ye. There's a bit of a harem going on... ]

Hmm, worthy of consideration. If Smunkee approves...

[Smunkeeville Quote:

you aren't taken?

*takes* ]

That's the best offer I've ever had. Can ToL come, too? I'll bring the wedding cake, it's only a little damaged, and I think it's gluten free.

That's the best offer I've ever had. Can ToL come, too? I'll bring the wedding cake, it's only a little damaged, and I think it's gluten free.

yay!

How dare you have an NSG chapel without me! I should dissolve all these marriages! Consider yourselves lucky that I left my solvents at home.

How dare you have an NSG chapel without me! I should dissolve all these marriages! Consider yourselves lucky that I left my solvents at home.

Even our own marriage Ifreann. Could you really dissolve our marriage?

How dare you have an NSG chapel without me! I should dissolve all these marriages! Consider yourselves lucky that I left my solvents at home.
Marry me, bitch.

*points to restraints*

How are those used?Well, you just do this...and then that...and then that...and, viola! You're restrained!

Well, you just do this...and then that...and then that...and, viola! You're restrained!
Ah, how they always fall for it. Like back in Tink's n00b pit...

Well, you just do this...and then that...and then that...and, viola! You're restrained!
*realizes he is immobile* Okay, what's next?

*realizes he is immobile* Okay, what's next?

***eyes the... toys... and can't make up her mind*** Let's leave you there for a few days and see what Santa brings us to play with.

:D

***eyes the... toys... and can't make up her mind*** Let's leave you there for a few days and see what Santa brings us to play with.

:DI didn't realize you were in the harem, but based on the excellent merit of this suggestion you can be even if you aren't!

The only answer is yes.The other option is "sure."

I am not sure I want to marry any of you people (as in semi-RL I already have four husbands and a wife, and it is troublesome enough remembering all those anniversaries)( three that is, I got two of the husbands and the wife in a bargain deal, so only one anniversary for that lot) but I am open to discussing other possibilities.:DSemi-RL? What in the world is that?

I come with livestock! Who wants some!?

Eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww ;)

***eyes the... toys... and can't make up her mind*** Let's leave you there for a few days and see what Santa brings us to play with.

:D
Mmmmkay, just don't steal my presents...

*sets up a booth across the street from the chapel selling discounted annulments and divorces*

...

*grins*

Even our own marriage Ifreann. Could you really dissolve our marriage?
I don't have my solvents!
Marry me, bitch.

Yes, sir.

:eek::eek: I never get mentioned in threads like this! *faints* :D

Well, hell, every Superman has a Lois Lane. :D