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Men, it's war time. It'll be a long, hard, arduous, erotic slog. BUT it must be done. For too long the snobs of II have been....not us. So we must make the not us us by claiming the not us and absorbing them into us. In other words, us must claim II as a colony of NSG.


THE LONG AND SHORT OF IT:

NSG declares war against International Incidents. Please sign up for the NSG Army to defend the forum.

All nations one year or younger are encouraged to sign up immediately. All older, crotchety nations are exempt.

Uh, I RP in II...what does that make me?

Men, it's war time. It'll be a long, hard, arduous, erotic slog. BUT it must be done. For too long the snobs of II have been....not us. So we must make the not us us by claiming the not us and absorbing them into us. In other words, us must claim II as a colony of NSG.I'll do it tomorrow...

Uh, I RP in II...what does that make me?

A sodomite. I don't know. Hmmm, how about an imperialist?

I'll do it tomorrow...

You're one of the old people. The new schmucks get to handle it all. You get the glory.

urm if i like to run about what do i do? can i have a beer when i'm there?

You're one of the old people. The new schmucks get to handle it all. You get the glory.I was hinting at the
"men" part of your noble call to arms.

*wonders into thread, gets lost*

Yes, I RP in II as well... o.O

whats role play II:confused:

whats role play II:confused:

Yay, someone else who is lost!

I was hinting at the
"men" part of your noble call to arms.

It's an acronym.

Mammals Except Narcs

So no Narcs.

I don't follow.

whats role play II:confused:

II = International Incidents. It's another forum under the NationStates banner, used for role playing characters from the nation that you created in the Nationstates game.

II = International Incidents. It's another forum under the NationStates banner, used for role playing characters from the nation that you created in the Nationstates game.Of course, no true Generalite would know that, so you're either one of them... or a NARC!

Isn't our region passworded? and unless they know the password shouldn't everything be ok? anyway, I'm already endorsing PM so I don't really think there is more I can do. Or is this something entirely different?

Isn't our region passworded? and unless they know the password shouldn't everything be ok? anyway, I'm already endorsing PM so I don't really think there is more I can do. Or is this something entirely different?

Yes. Talking about the jolt forums.

How many times have we declared war on II?To be honest, I can't remember that we ever did.

How many times have we declared war on II?

How many times have we declared war on II?

Once before, that I can remember. I put a stop to it then.

*Joins Army*

I refuse to join this war of imperailistic aggression against our peaceful neighbors! I ask all NSG members to boycott this war and refuse to support it at all!

Once before, that I can remember. I put a stop to it then.

*Waits for HotRodia to take modly action.*

All nations one year or younger are encouraged to sign up immediately. All older, crotchety nations are exempt.

Shouldn't they be conscripted? :p


And what are you doing out of the Office Party thread? It's your duty as creator of the two previous ones to get drunk there. Do that now! :gundge:*




*Gratuitous gundge smilie

Once before, that I can remember. I put a stop to it then.

*air fizzes out of balloon*

Awwww. . . . .:(

Do I get paid?

*Pounces self equivalent of the Swiss in this conflict. Opens Geneva for negations.*

I will throw tacos, and draw them away with beer

Men, it's war time. It'll be a long, hard, arduous, erotic slog. BUT it must be done. For too long the snobs of II have been....not us. So we must make the not us us by claiming the not us and absorbing them into us. In other words, us must claim II as a colony of NSG.


THE LONG AND SHORT OF IT:

NSG declares war against International Incidents. Please sign up for the NSG Army to defend the forum.

All nations one year or younger are encouraged to sign up immediately. All older, crotchety nations are exempt.

i'll sign up cos i'm bored :)

where's my e-gun?

You're all role-playing!!!! It's a trap!

You're all role-playing!!!! It's a trap!

lol. II wins by default by this logic. Because you are doing exactly what you are fighting against to win. It like using nukes to make a nation stop its nuclear program.

No one really looks at II threads anyway. And am I new enough to be considered new? And if I am I'm not a schmuck. And I don't really fell like it. This in a sense just encourages II. Most of the people who do that really don't look in these forums for the most part.

Somebody say WAAAGH? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIAr2NdetIs)

We iz volunteering! :gundge:

Sorry, but in II there was just a war over a bunch of whales. Epic lulz.

II pwns NSG.

rofl, the average IIer has more experience fighting pointless wars than this whole forum put together.

You don't stand a chance!



(PS Please dont flood my forum with "BUSHITLERKKK DESTROYED WTC[1][2][3][4][5][6][7]...[439]")

Still. Even General > Nationstates

General's primary arsenal of stupidly repetitive topics and an elitist membership are wholly ineffective against a forums all too used to Gholgoth and royal marriage threads.

Ergo, you have no chance to survive, make your time.

As a poster who owes allegiance to neither General, nor International Incidents, nor any of the others for that matter, I consider myself a horse of a different feather, swimming against the current. Rather than participate, therefore, I will sit on the sidelines and make snide remarks along the lines of 'u gunna git banned hahahaha.' and 'lol n00b u doin it rong, lurk moar.' Or maybe I'll go write the Great American Novel/Symphony/Painting. Yes I know, how do you write a painting?

I just created the NSG region.

That is all.

**Sneaks into room unnoticed**
**Rooster on head hoots**
**Everyone looks at him**
**Pretends to be invisible**
**Forgets he's wearing "I love II" button**

We need to start up a proper hot-button issue debate to get rid of these IIllegal IImigrants...

General's primary arsenal of stupidly repetitive topics and an elitist membership are wholly ineffective against a forums all too used to Gholgoth and royal marriage threads.

Ergo, you have no chance to survive, make your time.

and lets not forget the honeymoon threads,which i never want to see again

**Takes out pencil and begins spying**
**Still Pretends to be invisible**
**Cell Phone begins to ring**
**Answers cell phone, "Hello, International Incidents biggest fan,"**
**Pretends he is invisible, and people can't hear what he says**

Interesting. Most of the II people here are relatively new. General wins on force of numbers alone!I say we get a vote by postcount.

EDIT:

And time is on our side, as you can see... >=D

Interesting. Most of the II people here are relatively new. General wins on force of numbers alone!

**Sneaks back in to eavesdrop some more**
**Still pretends to be invisible**
**Wearing an I hate General shirt**
**Eating a piece of fresh backed apple pie**
**Drops pie on floor and makes a mess**
**Edges away as if it was someone else's pie**

**Sneaks back in to eavesdrop some more**You are aware that by clicking on your name, we can open a window that allows us to see what you're doing? Sneaking is only possible for Mods and H N Fiddlebottoms.

Why exactly, is Fiddlebottoms like he is?

He's banned, but not.

It confuses me...

Why exactly, is Fiddlebottoms like he is?

He's banned, but not.

It confuses me...I've never bothered to ask.

I say we leave them alone, so we don't get hurt.

If they really are storming the gates and stealing the livestock, we should appease them with a cup of tea and a nice chat.

I say we leave them alone, so we don't get hurt.

If they really are storming the gates and stealing the livestock, we should appease them with a cup of tea and a nice chat.Or we could bore them to tears.

There was a glitch in jolt. Several people were affected. Fiddlebottoms is the only one that remains.Did he tell you that?

**Takes out pencil and begins spying**
**Still Pretends to be invisible**
**Cell Phone begins to ring**
**Answers cell phone, "Hello, International Incidents biggest fan,"**
**Pretends he is invisible, and people can't hear what he says**

*Walks up to him still pretending to be on NSG's side* Psst...don't forget your machinegun. ;)

Why exactly, is Fiddlebottoms like he is?

He's banned, but not.

It confuses me...

There was a glitch in jolt. Several people were affected. Fiddlebottoms is the only one that remains.

*Walks up to him still pretending to be on NSG's side* Psst...don't forget your machinegun. ;)

**"Thanks, Sarge," he whispers back, "I'll use it well." He drifted passed as if they didn't know each other, and had not talked.**

II ACKBAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *fires machinegun* (http://www.netdisaster.com/goff.php?mode=gun&lang=en&sound=on&url=http://forums.jolt.co.uk/forumdisplay.php?f=1227)

Make love, not war!

Make love, not war!

ZOMG! Conscientious objectors! (http://www.netdisaster.com/go.php?mode=manif&sound=on&url=http%3A//forums.jolt.co.uk/forumdisplay.php%3Ff%3D1227) :eek:

**Laughs at person who is clearly confused, because they are talking like it is the 60's, Ha, Ha**
**Remembers that he is visible, and can be heard.**
**Slowly walks toward punch bowl**
**Slips sleeping pills into punch bowl**
**Heads for Door**

ZOMG! Conscientious objectors! (http://www.netdisaster.com/go.php?mode=manif&sound=on&url=http%3A//forums.jolt.co.uk/forumdisplay.php%3Ff%3D1227) :eek:
Peace is patriotic! (http://www.netdisaster.com/go.php?mode=flowers&url=http%3A//forums.jolt.co.uk/forumdisplay.php%3Ff%3D1227)

Why exactly, is Fiddlebottoms like he is?

He's banned, but not.

It confuses me...

I think his nation went deat and was brought back however with the N/A glitch. I'm not sure but thought I would spread that rumor out there.

Peace is patriotic! (http://www.netdisaster.com/go.php?mode=flowers&url=http%3A//forums.jolt.co.uk/forumdisplay.php%3Ff%3D1227)

So is gunning down hippies. :)

So is gunning down hippies. :)

Save yourself a court case -- just give 'em the bullet and say "it's good shit man, you light that end"

Save yourself a court case -- just give 'em the bullet and say "it's good shit man, you light that end"

Damn, good idea!

Wouldn't it be a little more clever if you gave him a handgun and told him it was one of those novelty lighters? They would be so high and all. That way when he lights up.....

Hey, aren't you in the wrong posse here, Marrakech?

I thought The United Nations would be your first target ... :p

(I saw a bumper sticker years ago you might like: "Care for the Earth. Plow in a Greenie")

**Sneaks back in, in full military uniform**
**Drinks Punch from bowl**
**Remembers sleeping pills**
**falls asleep**

Hey, aren't you in the wrong posse here, Marrakech?

I thought The United Nations would be your first target ... :p

(I saw a bumper sticker years ago you might like: "Care for the Earth. Plow in a Greenie")LOL, As for the UN they are so impotent they can't do anything.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=13312890&posted=1#post13312890

come NSGers, come and invade, for we are ready. :p

**Sneaks back in, in full military uniform**
**Drinks Punch from bowl**
**Remembers sleeping pills**
**falls asleep**

*notices sleeping Beatus*

Wow! A stripper! Let's party!

*parties*

this whole concept phails. Its based on the same kind of immuturity of the "my dad could kick your dad's ass" arguement.

LOL, As for the UN they are so impotent they can't do anything.

That's what I mean. Doesn't that make them a target ?

*stands ready* *gets bored* *sets up a sterio playing CnC red Alert's Hell march* Oh yeah! :cool:

That's what I mean. Doesn't that make them a target ?

A target would be something you want taken out because it can harm you. UN is a limp dick that just barks. No need to be scared of it.

this whole concept phails. Its based on the same kind of immuturity of the "my dad could kick your dad's ass" arguement.


Yeah but, but, but my dad can kick your dad's ass.

My Penguins! They will destroy you all! (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13312944&postcount=15)

My Penguins! They will destroy you all! (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13312944&postcount=15)

*convinces the penguins of the existence of Global Warming*

Societal Penguin Breakdown. :D

I consider myself a horse of a different feather, swimming against the current.

So basically what you're saying is... That you're a weird mammal-bird-fish hybrid! :eek: