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Is he?:confused: LG may answer. I think he shall be forever known as the epic mud thrower of NSG :)

Who?

Who?

*gasp* You shall go into the Mud and Pie temple of Lunatic Goofballs until you know thy name and honor thy name!

NSG is the essence of LG. You had it the other way around.

No, LG is the sideshow of NSG.

Ahem.

THERE IS NO LG

Who?
Exactly!! :D

So is this how you tell if you've made it here? (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=8545234&postcount=6)

Is LG the essence of NSG?No. He's just one clown out of many.

So is this how you tell if you've made it here? (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=8545234&postcount=6)

I haven't seen you around in ages.

Kiwis did well in the Chappell-Hadlee series.

LG is NSG.

Seriously, they should just make him top admin and be done with it.

certainly one of its more charismatic heros, however much all else remains uncertain.

=^^=
.../\...

Sometimes when nobody is looking, I try on their underwear. *nod*

Sometimes when nobody is looking, I try on their underwear. *nod*

I usually follow him around afterwards, sniffing.

Always with the sniffing.

Sometimes when nobody is looking, I try on their underwear. *nod*

But it's far more amusing when they're looking!

But it's far more amusing when they're looking!

Usually in such a case, they are chasing me because I just stole their underwear and it is difficult to put on underwear while running. Fortunately, they rarely chase me far without their underwear. :)

Usually in such a case, they are chasing me because I just stole their underwear and it is difficult to put on underwear while running. Fortunately, they rarely chase me far without their underwear. :)

*dive-tackles*

*humps leg*


HAVE AT THEE!!

Usually in such a case, they are chasing me because I just stole their underwear and it is difficult to put on underwear while running. Fortunately, they rarely chase me far without their underwear. :)

Yes, but very few things outdo the hilarity of a naked chase, and I think the little part of having to run for a while before you get to put the things on is very much worth while it.

How good are you at aiming reasonably well with a video camera while running?

Usually in such a case, they are chasing me because I just stole their underwear and it is difficult to put on underwear while running. Fortunately, they rarely chase me far without their underwear. :)

An interesting statement. Considering this new shipment of boric acid. And sodium powder.

I wonder if mixture with sweat from say, running, around the groin and buttocks, areas normally covered by underwear, will be sufficient to chemically bond it into its more corrosive form...

We have established after all, that certain areas of LG is resistant to blunt physical impact. However, we are uncertain if it is as equally corrosive resistant. Or in the case of sodium, burn resistant.

Yes, most interesting indeed.

LG may be the new kid on the block these days...but im the original King of the General...undisputed :cool:

LG may be the new kid on the block these days...but im the original King of the General...undisputed :cool:

If he didn't happen in the past year it never happened. Memory for supposed greatness goes fast on NSG. I think some other clown tried to break in a few months back with stories of greatness. He/she/it got curb stomped. Sorry but there are new sheriff's in town.

LG may be the new kid on the block these days...but im the original King of the General...undisputed :cool:
Kings of NS:G don't get deleted multiple times.

Nor do they proclaim their own greatness. ;)

I'm scared by you people.:eek:

If he didn't happen in the past year it never happened. Memory for supposed greatness goes fast on NSG. I think some other clown tried to break in a few months back with stories of greatness. He/she/it got curb stomped. Sorry but there are new sheriffs in town.

'Tis the same jokester. I wish these people would just stick to that one nation and not get deleted and re-created over and over again; it'd make keeping the ignore list tidy and up to date so much easier.

'Tis the same jokester. I wish these people would just stick to that one nation and not get deleted and re-created over and over again; it'd make keeping the ignore list tidy and up to date so much easier.

Was thinking the same thing.

I'm scared by you people.:eek:

You probably should be. ;)

Was thinking the same thing.

Oh whoopee, please, now let's go and form some sort of "Thinking The Same Thing" ultra-cool group, name each other "Same-Thinking Monarch/Deity of NSG" and/or sig each other in bold letters, yes?

On second thought, maybe not. But deity is yet another exception to the "I before E" rule.

Oh whoopee, please, now let's go and form some sort of "Thinking The Same Thing" ultra-cool group, name each other "Same-Thinking Monarch/Deity of NSG" and/or sig each other in bold letters, yes?

On second thought, maybe not. But deity is yet another exception to the "I before E" rule.

lol, have we started the holiday binge drinking already?

lol, have we started the holiday binge drinking already?

Dunno whether you have, but I neither celebrate Christmas nor drink, so.. no. My insanity is innate and independent of substance consumption - and I share freely ;P

Dunno whether you have, but I neither celebrate Christmas nor drink, so.. no. My insanity is innate and independent of substance consumption - and I share freely ;P

A natural high is always the best. At least that is what my school counselor said years ago after getting caught with a bag of ........

Kings of NS:G don't get deleted multiple times.

Nor do they proclaim their own greatness. ;)

In order to be a true Great...one needs to go against the grain :cool:

and as for self proclaimation...I have it down to an artform ;)

*dive-tackles*

*humps leg*


HAVE AT THEE!!

AIEEE!!! AIEE-

Actually, that's kind of nice. Do the other one. :)

An interesting statement. Considering this new shipment of boric acid. And sodium powder.

I wonder if mixture with sweat from say, running, around the groin and buttocks, areas normally covered by underwear, will be sufficient to chemically bond it into its more corrosive form...

We have established after all, that certain areas of LG is resistant to blunt physical impact. However, we are uncertain if it is as equally corrosive resistant. Or in the case of sodium, burn resistant.

Yes, most interesting indeed.

Especially when you get caught out in the rain unexpected and your skivvies burst into flame. :)

Especially when you get caught out in the rain unexpected and your skivvies burst into flame. :)

Oh? This is a common experience with you?

There is a little bit of LG in all of us.

I remember when LG was a green little n00b...in fact...I remember when most of the moderators on here were n00bs haha! ;)

There is a little bit of LG in all of us.
:eek:
I hope not. I'd start cutting off my limbs to see if that part is out yet.

Every pie or taco you've ever eaten has at least one LG cell in it. Now they re in your body they are multiplying.

Oh? This is a common experience with you?

Sure. One of my best friends for most of my life is a chemist. There are very few things we haven't made bust into flames. :p

There is a little bit of LG in all of us.

My plan is working! :D

Sure. One of my best friends for most of my life is a chemist. There are very few things we haven't made bust into flames. :p

Hmmm, well then, corrosive materials test is up next.

My plan is working! :D

Well, it did provide me with interesting amounts of data. Especially considering the effects of anti-goofball and goofball components making contact.

I remember when LG was a green little n00b...in fact...I remember when most of the moderators on here were n00bs haha! ;)

I had such fun corrupting you all when I first got here. :)

Hmmm, well then, corrosive materials test is up next.



Well, it did provide me with interesting amounts of data. Especially considering the effects of anti-goofball and goofball components making contact.

But once the nanites get into your blood and start rewriting your DNA.... maybe you wil be the one to burst into flames. :)

But once the nanites get into your blood and start rewriting your DNA.... maybe you wil be the one to burst into flames. :)

Your nanites have your characteristic aversion to soap, and I do practice good hygiene.

Do not forget my dear Goofballs.

I am the anti-Goofball. Our existences are mutually exclusive.

Your nanites have your characteristic aversion to soap, and I do practice good hygiene.

Do not forget my dear Goofballs.

I am the anti-Goofball. Our existences are mutually exclusive.

SUre. You wash now, but sooner or later there will be a three day power outage, or you will go camping or some other opportunity will arise for my nanites to invade and begin converting you to a more goofballian frame of mind. Haven't you read 'Jurassic Park'? Sooner or later, chaos always wins. :)

SUre. You wash now, but sooner or later there will be a three day power outage, or you will go camping or some other opportunity will arise for my nanites to invade and begin converting you to a more goofballian frame of mind. Haven't you read 'Jurassic Park'? Sooner or later, chaos always wins. :)

so what happens after chaos wins? do they have a party? or just hang around until there's another civilisation to "chaososise".

Sooner or later, chaos always wins. :)

Chaos, without order, becomes nothingness. In time, new order, and chaos, will arise in its place. But the old order, and chaos, will cease to be.

There is a little bit of LG in all of us.

Will the real LG please stand up,... please stand up...

That can't possibly be Beeker. What next, Marathon?

That can't possibly be Beeker. What next, Marathon?

You missed Marradong's last appearance a few months back.

That can't possibly be Beeker. What next, Marathon?

Yeah its me...and are you the real luna? or just a lunar lover? ;-)

Yeah its me...and are you the real luna? or just a lunar lover? ;-)

By my date of '03 you should know I am a real Luna, but not Mezzaluna, no.

By my date of '03 you should know I am a real Luna, but not Mezzaluna, no.

haha...thought so...if you were mezzaluna id have got a mouthful of abuse by now...a woman scorned and all that ;)

That can't possibly be Beeker. What next, Marathon?

Holy Hell, the other Luna! I didn't even know you were still around!

Oh and that is Beeks.

haha...thought so...if you were mezzaluna id have got a mouthful of abuse by now...a woman scorned and all that ;)

Not exactly how I heard it, but then again my source is probably a tad biased.;)

Holy Hell, the other Luna! I didn't even know you were still around!

Oh and that is Beeks.
Heya you! Yeah, I never posted much anyhow, but I haven't even looked at the forums in forever. Just signed into this nation and my puppets regularly out of habit I suppose.

Heya you! Yeah, I never posted much anyhow, but I haven't even looked at the forums in forever. Just signed into this nation and my puppets regularly out of habit I suppose.

I think I have a vague recollection of another Luna...but it was a long time ago so excuse me if my memory is failing ;)

I think I have a vague recollection of another Luna...but it was a long time ago so excuse me if my memory is failing ;)

Holy old school, batman!

What, did they lift the "dont let the door hit ya on the way out" clause on you or something?

Bring back Pablo the Squirrel!

He amused me.

Bring back Pablo the Squirrel!

He amused me.

And me.

Then again, I am easily amused. *nod*

I'm not sure if LG is the essence of NSG but he sure is essence of pure sex!

I'm not sure if LG is the essence of NSG but he sure is essence of pure sex!I'm not sure.........

I'm not sure.........

You want him! Admit it! You want me too!

You want him! Admit it! You want me too!first I have to know if you're a man or a woman........

first I have to know if you're a man or a woman........

What does it matter? Any hole is a goal!

What does it matter? Any hole is a goal!You're a man with a hole? Then I'm not interested!

You're a man with a hole? Then I'm not interested!

Oh, you'll be back! And it'll be too late!

Some report of a mythical time when there was no Lunatic Goofballs on Nationstates... I am here to tell you that such a time probably did not exist and that even if it did, it's not worth remembering....

Now GIVE ME BACK MY CAMISOLE!Thank you.

Some report of a mythical time when there was no Lunatic Goofballs on Nationstates... I am here to tell you that such a time probably did not exist and that even if it did, it's not worth remembering....

Now GIVE ME BACK MY CAMISOLE!

Oh whoopee, please, now let's go and form some sort of "Thinking The Same Thing" ultra-cool group, name each other "Same-Thinking Monarch/Deity of NSG" and/or sig each other in bold letters, yes?

On second thought, maybe not. But deity is yet another exception to the "I before E" rule.

Use i before e, except after c, or when sounded like a as in neighbor or weigh; and except seize and seizure and also leisure, weird, height, and either, forfeit, and neither.

;)

Use i before e, except after c, or when sounded like a as in neighbor or weigh; and except seize and seizure and also leisure, weird, height, and either, forfeit, and neither.

;) Are you putting this in spam now? Because that's what this is turning into :(

Are you putting this in spam now? Because that's what this is turning into :(

How so? Someone mentioned the rule earlier; I clarified.

How so? Someone mentioned the rule earlier; I clarified.

How much more do we need to fellate LG before it does because I suck!

How so? Someone mentioned the rule earlier; I clarified.I don't think "I before E except after C" is relevant to this disscsion.

Oh whoopee, please, now let's go and form some sort of "Thinking The Same Thing" ultra-cool group, name each other "Same-Thinking Monarch/Deity of NSG" and/or sig each other in bold letters, yes?

On second thought, maybe not. But deity is yet another exception to the "I before E" rule.

I don't think "I before E except after C" is relevant to this disscsion.

You were saying?

You were saying?
OK not that much

Relevancy is overrated anyway. *nod*

*hugs LG*

*slips some mud down the back of his shirt*

So is this how you tell if you've made it here? (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=8545234&postcount=6)
So many MIAs...

Bring back Pablo the Squirrel!

He amused me.

Haha...Pablo was class...miss him...they all snubbed me though when I turned from pantomime hero into pantomime villian...unfortunately I became too big for my own health ;)

Haha...Pablo was class...miss him...they all snubbed me though when I turned from pantomime hero into pantomime villian...unfortunately I became too big for my own health ;)When did mimes become evil? :p

When did mimes become evil? :p


Have you seen those french mime artists??

You telling me they're not scary?? :eek:

Have you seen those french mime artists??

You telling me they're not scary?? :eek:

See folks?

Mimes are to clowns, as Stalin was to Hitler.

In fact, Joeseph Stalin himself, was a hobbyist mime!

CRAP! A DOUBLE GODWIN!!

ITS A HARLEQUINN CONSPIRACY, I TELLS YE!!!!

*has seizure*

Haha...Pablo was class...miss him...they all snubbed me though when I turned from pantomime hero into pantomime villian...unfortunately I became too big for my own health ;)

Thats where I learned squirrels had spanish accents.
Or maybe it was French, accents are hard to hear in text...

*hugs LG*

*slips some mud down the back of his shirt*

Ooh! Slimy. :)